my monster girlfriends

Well, this reason is so good and powerful that it makes it difficult for Long Chi to speak...

"Then call it a single character, if you call it a surname, is your race a dragon? Calling you 'Dragon' is the same as I am a human being and someone calls me a 'Human'. It's not appropriate no matter how you think about it, so I call it 'Chi'." ..." Bai Yin said, "Or call you Ah Chi?"

Long Chi felt cold, "It's so disgusting... Just Chi, it's a good name, um, it's good."

After thinking about it, "Then what should I call you? Bai? It sounds pretty good."

"You can do whatever you want. I don't care about that. Of course, if you want to, it's not wrong for Xue Xiurong to call me Brother Bai..."

Thus, the fried rice that was supposed to be in Bai Yin's stomach appeared on his face... and was scolded for half a minute by His Highness Xiurong who came over afterward for wasting food.

This story tells me that Her Royal Highness can be teased, she will blush when teased, and she is very cute when she blushes.

Lord Demon King can also be teased, I don't know if he will blush if he teases, but the result must be very serious...

In addition, I have to say that after arriving in Yaodu, Bai Yin really became more and more promiscuous... Or, is this his nature?

I don't know by nature, at least in the process of doing business, Bai Yin is as efficient as ever, like a machine where every gear is tightly fastened and there will be no mistakes.

"...The situation of the Dragon Emperor Guard is like this. Regarding these, do you have any new instructions?" Yazi closed the paper in his hand.

"Yes, the Dragon Emperor Guards who have not been incorporated into the urban management team after being cut down, are there any assignments?" Bai Yin asked.

"Yes, it's just that some demons seem to be very dissatisfied with this, and even had conflicts a few days ago."

"Give policy support, I have written the relevant rules for you before, you can do it like the above, in simple terms, send them a few times of money according to the rules, let those guys who know nothing but fights learn something Life skills, really can't be thrown out of Yaodu, self-reliance."

"Yes, I will do it." Yazi nodded, "How many times? How long? What if you are still dissatisfied after the end?"

"You can decide the number of times, time, and amount according to the situation. Don't ask me about such trivial matters. If you really can't do it, you can come over and say three words loudly in a delicate tone, 'Teacher, I was wrong'. I will do it myself." Bai Yin's expression was a little playful, "As for those who are still dissatisfied, then kill them, join hands with Xiangyong or something, persuade them to surrender first, shout three sentences before fighting, and cut them off if they disagree after three sentences."

Yazi raised her eyebrows, obviously surprised by Bai Yin's murderous order, but she didn't ask any questions, just nodded.

"Yes."

Bai Yin gave her too many government orders that she couldn't understand, but the facts proved that it was often not Bai Yin's problem that she couldn't understand, but her own problem.

If you ask for an explanation in person, Bai Yin will also explain it, and he will explain it in detail, very reasonable, and explain it in a simple way.

But how sharp are those complaints... Tsk tsk.

It made Yazi's unattractive expression even worse.jpg.

So after a long time, Yazi also learned to be smart. If he didn't know it, he didn't know it. He did things according to the order. Anyway, Bai Yin didn't really want to scold people, and he was not strict with his mouth. Maybe he told the reason himself... It also saves you from being complained about.

Yazi is afraid of being complained about, but it doesn't mean that others are also afraid, so Long Chi waved, "Wait, just kill him like this?"

My lord, you did a great job...

Yazi nodded silently.

To Long Chi, of course, you can’t be too vicious. To Ya Zi, you want the latter to remember certain knowledge. After all, Bai Yin is not really that bad. profound.

It's like memorizing the periodic table of elements. After being scolded, "Your family is number 51 on the periodic table", he will firmly remember that the element at this position is antimony, and the chemical formula is Sb...

Long Chi is different, she is the lord, and the lord often doesn't have to do so many things, and naturally doesn't need to learn too much. In this case, of course, there is no need to complain too sharply.

Of course, this has a little bit to do with her own strength...cough.

Bai Yin thought for a few seconds, "Okay, Chi, let me ask you, tell me, who owns the demon city?"

Without hesitation, Long Chi said, "People's."

Bai Yin was taken aback: "I thought you would say it was yours."

"Is my memory that bad?" Long Chi rested his chin with one hand, a little dissatisfied, "The emperor is the same as the clan, they are powerful and privileged, but the emperor and the clan are opposite, because the emperor's privileges essentially come from the people... This is what you said, how could I not remember it, put aside the thought of a smart person and refuse to accept it, instead I am stubborn, I am not that stupid."

Bai Yin paused for a moment, and admired sincerely, "Chi, you will really become a very good monarch."

Lord Yaohuang turned his head silently, "You don't need to say it." His eyes seemed to be a little deflected, and his face seemed to be a little hot, so he changed the subject, "You haven't explained my question yet."

"Don't worry, don't worry, it's over." He smiled, "Ignore what I said first, from the outsiders' point of view, all demons belong to you, because you are the strongest and the demon king, but this Does this place really only belong to you?"

Without waiting for Long Chi to answer, he shook his head, "No, because in this world, there are privileges. To borrow the words of an author, the so-called privilege is when someone breaks in when you are full of food and drink at home and ready to wash your feet and go to bed. Take all your property, set fire to your house, pour footwashing water on your head, and then tell you that this is his power, this is a privilege."

"Whether the existence of this kind of thing is right or wrong, I don't comment, but in Yaodu, you are never the only one with privileges, such as Yazi and me."

Long Chi was silent.

She just said, "I know."

Bai Yin is still thinking about himself, "The only thing that can end privileges is greater privileges. Therefore, whether it is a human or a demon, when he has no privileges, he will desire privileges; when he has privileges, He will crave greater privileges."

"Monsters and humans are different after all. Your strength determines Chi, you will not be afraid of conspiracy, but... even if you have a chance, those privileges will not be given up, just like... Dragon Emperor Guard."

"...But they were all found and bestowed by me myself."

"Is it true?" Bai Yin asked, "Is what you saw real?"

Long Chi remained silent.

Bai Yin suddenly smiled, "Okay, okay, don't put on such an ugly face, you are the demon emperor, show some demon emperor spirit, even if you are a mascot, at least be a graceful and beautiful mascot, Come on, have a laugh."

Long Chi couldn't laugh or cry: "Hey!"

"...In addition, let the master be troubled by conspiracy, but the minister's dereliction of duty." Bai Yin said casually, "Didn't you say you trust me? Then I will do something to be worthy of your trust... right?"

His smile remained the same, but the curve of the corners of his lips seemed to be bursting with ice-cold, biting blood.

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① Change first and then change.

Master of the Demon City: NO.63 You can't talk but brains!

Just as Bai Yin expected, when Jai Zi stepped into the government affairs hall again, the whole monster's expression was ready to kill, and it felt like he might chop Bai Yin with a sword from the back of his teeth at any time.

In view of this, as soon as she walked in, Long Chi silently stood up and greeted her, standing between Ya Zi and Bai Yin, "What's the matter, what's the matter, why are you so angry, here, here, I'll give you dessert, it was just delivered by the restaurant, Eat something sweet to calm your breath, I'll feed you, open your mouth, ah..."

What is the majesty of the demon emperor, the majesty is for outsiders to see. Now one is his subordinate and the other is the future brother-in-law. Where are the outsiders? Everyone is so familiar, there is no need to be tense.

Look at the period in the history of the Three Kingdoms. At that time, there was not much food and drinking was prohibited. Any brewer would be punished. An official who found a set of brewing tools in a certain household would also be punished. So Jian Yong faced Uncle Liu Huang Pointing to a man and a woman, it means that the lord should arrest the man quickly, and he will do something wrong. Uncle Huang asked you how you knew it strangely, so Jian Yong said that anyone with wine making tools must be arrested, and anyone who does something wrong The tools are not the same...

In the human world, this kind of dirty jokes can be played, let alone the demon capital. You must know that not long ago, Bai Yin and Long Chi were even discussing the matter of His Royal Highness's bed in a serious manner. Jumping, but Zhu Xiurong who was passing by was so annoyed that he wanted to take the spine of the comic book and give these two bastards a blow on the head.

Yazi was blocked by Long Chi, and the lord personally fed the dessert on his lips. No matter how upset he was, it would not be easy to show it on his face, so he said helplessly, "Master, please let me go, I have something important to report."

"What's important, just stand here and talk." Long Chi didn't mean to move away at all, and repeatedly comforted him, "Calm down, you must be calm, it's not that you don't know who Bai is, he really didn't mean to provoke you, Although I really want to beat him, but he is still very useful, if you really want to beat him, at least not in the government affairs hall, at least wait until after work, don't let the blood splash on the computer, official business is innocent..."

Bai Yin: "..."

Your Highness, my dear Highness Demon Emperor, is this how you protect me?Official duties are innocent, so am I not innocent?

He looked away from the screen with a speechless face, "Chi, let her come here, it may not be because of me that she is so angry."

Long Chi was dissatisfied: "Do you believe what you say? Wasn't it because of you that she was angry? Didn't I stop you from being spattered with blood for five steps?"

After she finished speaking, she saw that Bai Yin was still extremely speechless, but she had a confident expression, so she silently staggered her steps and stepped aside a little—even though she said that, she was still staring at Yazi's back, always ready to fight against her. And Bai Yin died together before shooting...

Bai Yin naturally noticed these things, but he was completely too lazy to answer them. He just felt that his image was misinterpreted to a certain extent by a certain demon emperor...

He opened his mouth and asked, "How many did you kill?"

Yazi immediately replied, "Half."

Bai Yin raised his eyebrows, "It's only half? There is such a big error in the list I investigated earlier?"

Baiyin's layoff of Longhuangwei is not casual. Generally, companies are forced to lay off employees. They have to start with ability, salary, personality, whether they can accept overtime work, and whether they can accept no overtime pay while accepting overtime work. Baiyin doesn't use it. After all, Dragon Palace still has a lot of money now.

That being the case, the ones recorded on the list he gave are basically "problematic".

What is the problem?

For the superior, your incompetence, ignorance, and stupidity may all be problems, but...the bigger problem is often "disloyalty".

Seeing this, everyone should have guessed it... The reason why Bai Yin directly issued the order to "kill disobedients" was because those "Dragon Emperor Guards" may not be really loyal to the Dragon Emperor.

The bigger problem, the bigger problem is that while they are not loyal to the Dragon Emperor, they are loyal and have other demons.

That's why, Bai Yin finds it strange... that list was sorted out one by one by him in the driver's hand, and the error is two or three, which is acceptable, but the error is half... You should think that the evaluation of the calculation is a flower money to buy?

"No, there is no mistake." Yazi shook his head, "Because I can't kill him because there are demons blocking me."

This is also where Yazi gets angry, these chaotic officials and thieves!

Bai Yin was not angry at all, "Oh?"

He didn't ask who those monsters were.

Or...he already knew who they were.

Bai Yin just asked with interest: "How did they threaten you?"

After saying this, he immediately looked at Long Chi who was already frowning, and gave him a look of "Don't rush to ask, everything depends on me".

And unexpectedly... such a look like a parent saying to a child, "I will return you the New Year's money when you grow up", without any guarantee, can really calm His Highness the Demon Emperor.

Jai Zi is also paying attention to Long Chi's expression. Although she is not as calm as Bai Yin, she also knows that some words may make a certain demon emperor's brows jump... Long Chi is very defensive, as a subject, Jai Zi cannot Don't think about whether what you are about to say will cause some serious consequences.

Weili belonged to his superiors, and this kind of situation often happens. It doesn't matter what economic sanctions or public opinion sanctions are. If you really dare to put your nose on the face, the old lady will come to the door in person and kill you.

It looks cool, but it doesn't solve the fundamental problem.

There are ways to solve the fundamental problem, but if it is implemented by violence, it will be too destructive.

Just like the hand holding a hammer, it can break the limbs of the cockroach, and of course it can also kill the cockroach itself. The question is whether the hammering process will break anything else.

Seeing that Long Chi was so easily appeased by Bai Yin, Yazi was slightly surprised in his heart.

But... After thinking about it again and again, she still didn't directly describe it.

Instead, he pondered for a few seconds before saying:

"They said... they can make half of the demons in the demon capital unable to afford food."

After all, seeing Long Chi's face darken, Yazi immediately added: "But if you think about it carefully, it should be a lie...It's nothing more than a trick of intimidation, and I care too much about it."

Then, she heard Bai Yin say.

"Not necessarily." Bai Yin said, "It's about the same as I expected. They can indeed do this."

Yazi was startled at the time...

Hey, can I ask you to look at the expression of the person next to you before speaking?Didn't you see that the master has already started licking his paws?It turns out that you, a human being, can't speak with your brain?It feels like the demon is about to bleed like a river!Do you want to make up for the casualty rate that you have reduced in Yaodu in the past six months! ?

As for Bai Yin, looking at Yazi with amused expression as if he was about to stare at him, he took a sip of his tea, and then slowly continued the next sentence.

"—if it wasn't for me."

Master of the Demon City: NO.64 Meeting

The demon capital, the demon priest.

The history of this place can be traced back to a long, long time ago. It was so long ago that Yaodu just existed. There is no official name here. "Yaosi" is more of a conventional name. In the long history, its names are various and strange. , maybe it was called a "toilet" or something for a while...

It's just that there are many names, but the function is very single. From the beginning to the end, the existence of the demon priest has only one meaning - "burying bones".

Of course, it is said to be buried, but not all monster corpses are eligible to enter. After all, the monster race is a very pure and pragmatic race. Most of the monsters, in terms of value, rather than putting them here to commemorate, It's better to throw it in the pot and stew it.

From ancient times to the present, most of those who are eligible to be buried here are the demon emperors. Of course, there are also other people, depending on their "merits", such as being cheated by Dayu (it doesn't matter who cheated who) to be his wife. Fox of the Shan clan, then he must be qualified...

The above kind is definitely rare; and something like the Demon Emperor is often not so easy to die, not to mention, there are such things as Fang Xi who came face-to-face and sent [Zhu Shengchen], and there is no ashes left; And someone like Zhu Youtang who buried his bones in a foreign land...

In short, in the past few hundred years, the place of demon priests has had no effect.

But... If it doesn't work, it can be developed; if it works, it can also develop other functions. After all, no one would have thought that the stethoscope was invented until now. Created by listening to the heartbeat on the chest...

Therefore, in the past few decades, the place of the demon priest has been developed into other functions.

On this day, the patriarch Lang Qi, with his confidants, appeared at the demon priest. Their excuse was to miss their ancestors - this is quite normal.

Just like in the human world, Li Shimin wants to recognize Li Er as an ancestor, and Zhu Yuanzhang also wants to add some blood ties to Zhu Xi. As long as you are good enough, then maybe a few hundred years later, you will have some more "parents and grandchildren" who are also very good. ".

As for the Yaozu, it would be more justifiable - do you know the girl of the Tushan clan?my ancestors!What, you ask me how I know, because I am also a fox!Everyone is a fox, what's wrong with my senior?

You see, human beings can't say something like "Everyone is human, what's wrong with my ancestors"...

But this kind of recognition of relatives often has some political purpose. Human beings are like this, and monster races are no exception. Just like a boy invites a girl to go out to watch a movie, but the purpose is not to really watch the movie. Wolf Seven said it is to remember the ancestors , not for ancestors, but for "meetings".

This is the new role of the demon priest. This is the gathering place for some people who are trying to become the "uncrowned emperor" in the demon capital. It is an interface for them to communicate with each other, advance and retreat together, and share adversity.

Zhu Youtang is a powerful demon emperor. The strength here refers not only to strength, but also to other things, such as economy, power, etc.; and because of this, when Zhu Youtang was still alive, these demons lived happily. It can be said to be on tenterhooks.