my monster girlfriends

Although it is not like the officials when Ming Taizu was in power, before going to work every day, they have to say goodbye to their wives and children, and prepare the coffin, so that if they are clicked, they can lie in it at any time; better off.

After all, when a dragon is really idle, his skill points can be unlimited... Zhu Youtang, the treacherous political court in the human world, can play well, let alone in Yaodu.

But Long Chi is different... What she possesses is the strength of the Demon Emperor, but she is not as omnipotent as her predecessor. Maybe in the near future, she will be like her father, with a little literary and political skills, but, at least for now...she is not enough .

Is this good?

At least these families feel good, great, there's nothing better than this,

If so, she must be dead.

As Bai Yin said, whether it is a human or a demon, as long as they have privileges, they will often desire greater privileges. The so-called "clan" is such an existence.

Let these clans that survived from Zhu Youtang's period exist for so long under the hands of Long Chi, who knows nothing about literature and politics, how their tentacles will spread can be imagined.

Thanks to the existence of sorcery, the productivity is completely unscientific. Otherwise, with such an extremely blocked power, it is really a question of whether the people at the bottom can get enough.

Fortunately, there is no such thing as a "management" for monsters. Of course, there are disadvantages in this situation, and they are very big.

Of course, this is mainly because, although the family in Yaodu can monopolize knowledge, it does not perform operations such as "manipulating public opinion"... After all, it is a demon, and its level is generally not as good as that of humans. People like foxes are rare in a thousand years .

No matter what, the days of these families in the demon capital can be said to be smooth. Although the demon emperor is tall, he is like a big sun, and it is difficult to reach a corner.

When Lang Qi arrived at Yaosi, the meeting had already started.

It was said that it was a meeting, but it was not that serious, it was mostly whispers, after all, all monsters have very personalities, and it is common to talk to themselves, and it is more common to single out in private. Very convenient.

"Dragon Emperor Wei's tailoring is his handwriting?" A voice came over.

"I think so." Another voice replied, "It's impossible for those two girls to have such abilities... If they did, they wouldn't let me wait here."

"So, kill him?"

"Negative, he has a good relationship with Huang, and the price is too high."

"Why not? Isn't he a human being? A weak human being."

"Human beings are weak? Heh..."

"Are you laughing at an egg?"

"Laugh at your ignorance."

"you……!"

"Stop, if you want to fight, go to the ring." A voice stopped, "Also, is he really human?"

"Is not it?"

"No, it's just some rumors, demon master..."

The voice seemed to be asking and answering, "There is a demon in our clan who has heard of that guy, who is called 'Bai' by the emperor..."

"Bai Ze? Such wisdom... But, it's a bit far-fetched."

"Is this important? The problem now is that, in the Dragon Emperor Guard, our hands and feet have been cut off, aren't they?"

"It's actually not important, it's just that the news was blocked for a while." There was a voice that didn't care, "That Yazi, who dare not kill him... As long as it is in the Yaodu, it doesn't matter if it's called the Dragon Emperor Guard or the city management, after all it is In the demon capital, it is a demon after all, and there is a chance of infiltration after all...The demon capital is our place, here, who gets what, can only be decided by us."

"Yes, the city of demons is our place! It doesn't matter if it's a human or a demon. We hold the power, and others don't matter!"

Master of the Demon City: NO.65 Did you bet on peanuts...

Bai Yin was nibbling melon seeds, and looked at Yazi in front of him, "Would you like some? Lady Hua brought it up a few days ago, and I fried some myself. It tastes good."

"Yeah, it's really good." Long Chi echoed, his cheeks bulging like a hamster.

Before Bai Yin heard Fang Xi say that he should not forget to bring more snacks with him when he goes out in the future. It is best to eat snacks that are rich in sugar and oil and have explosive calories. Here he recommends sugar-fried peanuts...

At that time, I didn't feel it, I just treated it as nonsense, but now that I am a god, Bai Yin really likes small snacks, preferably the sweet ones.There is no way, the consumption of being a fairy is too high, and sugar is the most suitable nutrient for the brain...

"By the way, isn't your ability King Ren? Why do you know so much about Suan Xian?"

"I have to ask why." Fang Xi had a story-telling look at the time, "Probably, in the past, there was a girl who liked me to buy peanuts for her, and then... I also had the name [Suanxian]" ability."

Bai Yin pondered for two seconds: "Did you put Yin Yang and He San in the peanut?"

Three seconds later, he was kicked out of the gate.

It really kicks, and there is still a size 43 shoe print on the chest.

Closer to home, it’s fine for Bai Yin to eat by himself. One day, he accidentally discovered that sisters Long Chi and Zhu Xiurong also like small snacks. If it is disposed of during the frying process, she will spread out her palm, put the small and bright red peanut kernel in the center, and close it with the other hand... After rubbing it gently and softly a few times, then The red outer skin fell off, revealing the white inner, and she pinched it, put it in her mouth, and chewed it slowly.

In short, it is very elegant, very leisurely, and very princess-like, after all, she is a noble and lovely princess.

As for how to make her less princess, it is also simple, put a white chanting here - the previous process is the same, but after the process of rubbing off the skin, she will use the white teeth to crack open the peanut kernels without a princess image, and divide them into pieces. Two halves, and blushing, gave half of it to Bai Yin.

Well, the husband and wife are one, and they have to eat peanuts together, half of each person...

And when it comes to Long Chi... she is worse, eating Xiangsiwen does not exist, eating one or even half a fruit at a time does not exist, her way of eating is usually to grab a handful of peeled fruit Ren, throw it in your mouth and chew it...

"It's not that I have any prejudice against Chi, and I don't want you to be like Xiurong, full of princess etiquette in every move... I know that even if they are of the same origin, the experience is different. It will change the way you behave, I am not the kind of Xia Guo classical male chauvinism."

Bai Yin finished speaking earnestly, and then said, "But...you eat your own nuts, okay? I just peeled them and prepared to eat them together! Hey, you still eat them! Tell you that if you do this again, I will usurp the throne, I really usurped the throne, do you believe it when I carve a one-eyed stone man and throw it into the river?"

There are not many things that can break Bai Yin's defenses, but "the melon seeds that were peeled one by one, piled up, and prepared to be eaten together at that time, were snatched away by other hands" is definitely one of them... …

From this aspect, we can roughly understand how much he loves Miao Wuwu. Otherwise, the silly cat's deed of "throwing a lot of torn pieces of paper on the ground that Bai Yin just dragged" is absolutely vivid. Not until sunrise the next day.

"Hey, let's peel it again." A certain demon emperor waved his hands unscrupulously, slurring his words, "I'll make it up to you later..."

"Are you paying for it?"

"I am willing, do you dare?"

Lord Yaohuang's smiling face was as beautiful as a stream of light falling on gold.

"If you dare to give it, I will take it."

Bai Yin finished this sentence in a manly manner, and then... turned his head expressionlessly, and looked at Yazi, "Did you hear that, what you Demon Emperor himself said about meat compensation, you are ready to go at noon, arrange a place... let the meal Tang roasted the demon body of the demon emperor in the warehouse, I want to be mature, remember to put more spicy peppers and a little fennel."

"..." Long Chi rolled his eyes, "Cut, it's boring."

"Do you dare to withdraw Ji Yuanjing and say this again?" Bai Yin looked contemptuous, "Do you think I don't know that your 'phone' can reach Xiurong at any time? Do you dare to be more self-respecting? Do you want to do that? sinister?"

Yazi: "..."

Can guess this, I feel, you are more sinister.

Not to mention that the beast girl was full of shit, she swallowed and complained, supported her forehead, and said in a helpless voice, "Okay, I will go...but now is not the time to talk about this, there is very bad news to report."

"Jazi, I will teach you some philosophy of demon life. It was said by a senior of your demon tribe." Bai Yin calmly broke the melon seeds, "'News is news, there is no good or bad'."

Long Chi asked in a low voice: "Do you still know the seniors of the Yaozu?"

"Of course, the one who said that was a tortoise, especially capable of beating that kind."

"And this monster... And I don't know it? Where did you see it?"

"Uh, "Kung Fu Panda."

"..."

Yazi really couldn't bear to look directly at Lord Yaohuang, who had turned into a slanderer at some point, and even enjoyed it, she was a little broken, and said directly, "The price of Yaodu has gone up!"

"Small things, normal price fluctuations. Economics tells us that many commodities are actually the same as women in brothels. When she is only needed by one person, she may not become cheap; but when she is needed by many people, She's bound to get expensive."

Bai Yin squeezed out the melon seeds and stuffed them into his mouth - after all, they would be eaten if they were put aside, "How much has it increased?"

"Thirty times!"

"..." Bai Yin paused, "That's really bad news."

He suddenly laughed again, "... If you don't believe me, this is really bad news."

Yazi did not reply to Bai Yin's "believe it or not" at all, but spoke quickly, "Actually, thirty times is just an average value I estimated, and most commodities have different increases, the highest of which is Necessities such as rice, flour, salt, etc., followed by clothes, shoes, etc..."

"Oh, with the hellish productivity of Yaodu, they can actually do this. These guys don't have such a background." Bai Yin raised his eyebrows, "But is that all?"

"'That's all'?" Yazi repeated these four words, "This is already very serious! You know that this abnormal price means..."

Bai Yin interrupted with a smile: "Do you think you know better than me?"

Jai Zi instantly noticed his changed attitude due to impatience, and lowered his head, "...Sorry, it's my fault."

"Of course I know what this means, and I even know what will happen next." Bai Yin sighed with a smile, "That's why I said... that's all."

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①Also...well, I'll see if I can get my liver out, tsk, naps are harmful (broken thoughts).

Master of the Demon City: NO.66 Now, who has more supplies?

"Let's talk about what the rise in prices will lead to first." Baiyin broke open the melon seeds casually, "Living standards have declined, personal assets have shrunk, and consumer confidence has declined. Well, to put it lightly, this kind of increase in magnitude and area is called 'currency. Expansion' is more appropriate... I will copy the information on this aspect later from the Internet. If you want to learn it, you can learn it yourself. "

"In a nutshell, materials and money are just like women and men. A woman does not have a man of her own. As long as there are men in the market, she can still reproduce, and the offspring must be her own; but men do not have women. He can only have no children and no grandchildren, even if he finds a 'woman' through other means, the other party can increase his own value without limit, and even the child may not be his in the end..."

"I wanted to ask a long time ago." Long Chi held his cheek in one hand, "Who did you learn the metaphor from?"

"Don't interrupt." Bai Yin waved his hand, "Because of your demon emperor's inaction and your own lack of ability, I have expected the resources that those families can occupy through various methods.

It is precisely because these resources are in their hands that they can complete such outrageous pricing. Because they have supplies, they have the right to set prices. If they are the only ones in the world who have supplies, then they say how much a rice is, It is how much money, not to mention thirty times, three hundred times is fine. "

Bai Yin smiled sarcastically, "In fact, in the human world, this method is common and has a long history. Not to mention modern times, the price of food in the ancient Xia Kingdom would rise in troubled times, and the people couldn't afford it, and they didn't want to starve to death. , you can only mortgage your own land... As for modern times, there are more and more clever ones, this is how diamonds are sold, real diamonds, fake diamonds and so on."

After he finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at Long Chi, "By the way, I am familiar with this method no matter how I see it. When you have time later, look through the records of people or demons who have entered and exited the human world and demons for hundreds of years. I seriously doubt it." Human knowledge has been smuggled in."

After saying this, he looked at Yazi who was thinking again, "Have you finished thinking about it? Now that you have figured it out, tell me what you have realized."

Yazi asked uncertainly: "Owning materials, does one have pricing power?"

"Crack." Bai Yin snapped his fingers, "Smart."

At this moment, Yazi felt a shameful sense of joy...

Then, she heard Bai Yin say, "But not smart enough."

Yazi: "..."

If it wasn't for the lord being by your side, my old lady will give you two swords today.

"To be precise, you have the right to set prices only when you have a lot of materials." Bai Yin said with a smile, "If you have a catty of rice, you are the only one in the world who has this catty of rice. Two catties of rice, I have one catty, and you have one catty, do you think you are qualified?"

"...No." Yazi sullenly said, "Because you can lower the price at any time, if I raise the price at will, it will only make my rice no one wants to buy."

"Very well, Ms. Yazi, you are now the smarter one in the category of 'not smart enough'." Bai Yin said jokingly.

"Okay, I understand now." Yazi said, "But what's the use of understanding this? Even you said that they own half of Yaodu's resources. It's not a bluff... Could it be you who own the other half?"

"First of all, what they have is not half, but more than half. Don't ask why, I don't care, but if you really tell the reason, you will have to kill yourself with the sword in your back molar." Bai Yin said, " Secondly, it is impossible for me to have another half, and the Dragon Palace does not have one, the other half is hidden among the people, this is the reason why the so-called wealth is hidden among the people..."

Yazi collapsed a bit: "Then isn't this more serious?"

"Don't worry, don't worry, the people in the demon capital are still very powerful. Even I think the productivity here is outrageous. If you can't starve to death, you will make some troubles at most. It's really not good. You can also barter. Anyway, this way of trading It's very common in Yao, and everyone is used to it." Bai Yin said with a smile, "I'll give you a chance, guess how I solve it, prompt, who am I?"

He didn't show any sense of urgency, and even took a sip of tea leisurely.

Yazi thought for three seconds, "Master's face?"

"puff--"

Then Bai Yin sprayed...

"Cough...cough cough..." He stretched out his hand, let the air flow sweep away the sprayed mist, and coughed violently, "You...cough cough, where did you hear this word?"

"It doesn't matter what it sounds like." Yazi said, "But what does it have to do with how you solve it?"

Even Long Chi couldn't hold back anymore: "Have you naturally assumed that he is this identity?"

"My lord, I don't know what kind of relationship you two have, I will only support your choice." Yazi's expression at this moment was like that of a spokesman who was about to die, "Besides, compared with the current situation, this matter is not so serious. unimportant……"

"No, it's very important, very important! It will affect family harmony!" Long Chi blushed and shouted loudly, "I feel that you have misunderstood me very much!"

Ya Zi ignored her...

"...No." Bai Yin finally calmed down, and said in a bad mood, "Forget it again, don't guess, God knows what weird answers you will come up with if you keep guessing, I just say forget it."

He is not a character who likes to play tricks. The reason why he is so teasing is that he wants her to think alone and learn something—but now, if Yazi continues to guess, this chapter may not be able to pass the review...

Bai Yin only said two words.

"I am a human being... a human being who has some 'privileges' in the human world, even though I have basically only taken responsibility and never enjoyed benefits."