my monster girlfriends

Question: How can a student learn the possible kinetic energy of gravitational acceleration as quickly as possible?

Answer: Throw an orange from the [-]th floor and hit him on the head.

As long as he can get up, he will definitely remember it forever; if he can't get up... then this is his whole life.

After experiencing this incident, not to mention letting him remember not to throw objects at heights for the rest of his life. After all, this is a moral issue. When each of us was young, our parents should have taught us not to do to others what we don’t want , and when we grow up, we realize that not everyone has parents.

But this student will definitely remember to wear a hard hat in the future...

This group of monsters is like this.

They are like the last drop of juice that is not clean in the cup, or the mites in the corners. You can kill them, but you can't kill them. As long as the giant Yaodu is still standing, they will always exist.

Their history is quite long, which has both advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is that it is difficult for latecomers to grab resources from them. After all, when they started robbing resources, latecomers were not even born yet; the disadvantage is that as long as they live long , I see a lot, I can always bump into some ghost-like people, such as reciting long songs...

We have said that the ability of "cloud and mist concept" is born with dragons, which is the main reason why this kind of creature can only exist in the world; therefore, Long Chi has the cloud and mist concept, and of course her father also has it. And she is stronger than she is now, and she can use it better-at least for now, Long Chi has not been able to use the technique of "practicing the fake into the real" to create a treasure like the Jiyuan Mirror.

And this group of shadows—no, the monsters "under the sun" have undoubtedly suffered in this regard...

No one else knows how dog Zhu Youtang is, but Bai Yin must know it. History books in the human world appraise him as "generous, benevolent, and frugal", but...the so-called good fighters have no great achievements. It must have been full of camouflage skills, and the reason is very simple. Everyone knows that you are a dog, so how can you still be a dog?

Here, I have to borrow the point of view of Teacher Mingyue in "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty"-"When I was young, when I mentioned Zhang Juzheng, I immediately thought of pulling a cart, thanks to the nonsense education for many years Ci, in my impression, this man is the No. [-] suffering person in Tianzi, honest and honest, hardworking, and very flattering, being raped all day long, and a reform has not been successful, to put it bluntly You can't wait to go up and help him.

It was not until more than ten years later that I realized that I had been fooled. This Brother Zhang was neither honest nor honest. All the villains were chased away by him, who do you think is the most villainous. "

At this point, we can guess how miserably these monsters were played by Zhu Youtang... It was so miserable that he died for almost 500 years. These monsters still remember to get wet before the meeting, and they will definitely end the meeting before the sun sets and work overtime It doesn’t exist, and it doesn’t exist overnight. At three or four o’clock in the afternoon, you have to prepare to run. As for rain, snow, hail, etc., it’s a holiday for everyone. I will be fired for you, fired from work, and fired from physics, and everyone will treat you as a monster who doesn't know you.

From this point of view, this place is more humane than the human world.

So, what did they discuss at the meeting?

Whenever a company holds a meeting, it is either to discuss how to set a new high, or to discuss how to keep the situation intact. Of course, it is the same here.

This is a group of community of interests, because of Long Chi's salted fish, they already possessed more than half of Yaodu's wealth.

Of course, what is different from the human world is that when the emperor of the human world handed over half of the country's wealth to the family, it is often not up to him when he steps down; Regardless of the affairs of Yaodu, she is still the emperor, the supreme emperor, as long as she still wants to sit there, all the demons have to kneel here, this is the law of Yaodu.

Of course, that’s all. The reason why Long Chi’s paper currency system was not successfully implemented before was because of the obstruction of these guys. Of course, their obstruction was not for the sake of the country or the people, but they just didn’t want to let the wealth in their hands go, that’s all .

This kind of role, whether it is a demon or a human, has a name, it is called "vested interest", and this kind of identity is destined, any human or demon who wants to snatch their wealth from the palm of their hand, they will use a mallet to kill them. The opponent was knocked to death and buried.

And now, the reason why these vested interests gathered together was because, in the demon city, there appeared a person who tried to steal their wealth again, and this person... They seemed to be unable to kill them.

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①The previous chapter was stuck... Tsk, forget it, I don’t want to complain.

Master of the Demon City: NO.61 Long Chi: I can guide

"What are you looking at? You laugh so weirdly."

Holding the cup, Long Chi walked into the government affairs hall, and when he came in, he saw Bai Yin's smile, which was actually very good-looking, but inexplicably made the demon's scalp tingle.

Beside him, Yazi stood up expressionlessly, nodded respectfully at Long Chi, and strode out.

Long Chi nodded politely, then was taken aback, wait, why did she go out as soon as I came in?

After thinking about it for a few seconds, I didn't think of the reason. Forget it, it might be something arranged by Bai Yin...

Next to him, Bai Yin didn't seem to see this, and didn't answer Long Chi's question. He didn't close the paper until he finished reading the paper in his hand. He raised his head and looked at Long Chi: "Want to know?"

Nod, nod.

Then she saw a pinch of fire from her fingertips burn the paper to ashes...

Lord Yaohuang put down his cup: "I think it is necessary for me to train your fighting ability, or at least your ability to resist blows, so that at least you can wait until I come to rescue you before you are killed in the future."

She said, casting an "I can help" look.

"...No need, I accepted it kindly." Bai Yin wiped off his cold sweat, "It's not that I won't show it to you...but I think that if you read the content on that piece of paper, you might feel impulsive. , kill some demons, and then affect what I want to do."

Long Chi was dissatisfied: "In your eyes, am I the kind of monster who can only use force to solve problems?"

Bai Yin didn't speak, and returned a small look of "what do you think?"

"...The main reason is that I think it will be easier to use this method." Long Chi changed his words silently, "Didn't you also say that? Violence can indeed solve most problems, and absolute violence can solve all problems."

That's what I coaxed you...

...Of course, Bai Yin didn't dare to say this.

He just said, "It's a pity that you are not a male, otherwise, when the mosquito lands on the egg, you will realize that violence cannot solve all problems..."

After he finished speaking, without giving Long Chi a chance to refute, he pushed the cup over, "Come, pour me a cup of tea."

"You don't have hands?"

"Take it as a salary for me." Bai Yin said with a smile, "I've helped you work for free, at least give me some spiritual rewards."

It's okay if Bai Yin doesn't say anything, but as soon as I mentioned it here, Long Zhi inexplicably recalled the eclectic "salary" that guy asked for when she pretended to be Zhu Xiurong...

So the face of Lord Yaohuang gradually turned red, he glanced sideways, and refilled the cup with tea.

...I was really fascinated by the resonance of the blood, otherwise how could I agree.

The reason why I come here every day these days is not only to see how Bai Yin is doing, but also to adapt to the restlessness in my body. As for the result...

Tsk, no wonder those monsters rely on resonance to find a partner... This thing is so tricky.

It is impossible for our Commissioner Bai to know what Long Chi is thinking, he just enjoys the expression of Lord Yaohuang with a happy attitude, um, this kind of "resisting in my heart, but it is not good to refuse, so I can only do it" His expression is quite funny...

...Thanks to Long Chi's lack of the ability to listen directly to people's hearts, otherwise, with such disrespectful mental activities, Bai Yin would not be able to escape today's anti-strike training.

This guy even drank tea, but he even sighed, "Oh, thanks to the fact that I've done my best recently, I'm just about to die; with my ability, the prime minister can wish the king the throne, and help the idol to participate in the competition." I don’t dare to compare to the world-renowned talent at the concert, but... just find a free job in the human world, let alone the boss pouring tea himself, if there is a suitable girl, she might have come to talk about marriage.” ①

After he finished speaking, he supported his forehead, "It's not like now. I get up earlier than the third-year dog, and go to bed later than the brothel chicken. Let alone a girl, I don't even have an overtime pay..."

Long Chi squinted at the past: "I'll give you my sister, do you want to eat it?"

Bai Yin also squinted at the past, "I dare to eat, do you dare not come and see?"

Long Chi said it confidently: "That's my sister, why can't I go and see it? It would be good to give me some guidance."

Well, after all, it is still a matter of the concept of the individual and the demon.

"Still guiding, you have a lot of experience, so you guide?" Bai Yin was annoyed, "Don't think I don't know, you guys haven't used bed experience until now."

As for how he knew it, it's actually very simple. Just ask Changge to find out. You can't accept the man who can figure out the length of the opponent's lower body by pinching his fingers...

"I'm not." Long Chi didn't show any signs of embarrassment at all, and got a stroke of calm.

Then, she said something that almost choked Bai Yin to death.

"But you know my body better than I do?" She said, "Although Xiu Rong and I are called sisters, the real situation is unknown to others, but you must know it."

This is not over yet, after she finished speaking, she said with an extremely academic expression: "So, I can fully judge what her expression and actions mean when you reproduce..."

Bai Yin: "..."

Zhu Xiurong who just came in with custard: "..."

Her Royal Highness is so shocked...

I heard from Brother Bai that the older sister who disappeared inexplicably before suddenly reappeared recently, and many stagnant official affairs can continue to run, and he doesn't need to rub the electronic equipment with his own hands. No matter how you think about it, it's good news...

When I passed by here just now, I wanted to bring the custard, and I happened to meet Yazi, and I heard her say that my sister and Brother Bai are in the government affairs hall, so I ran to the dining hall and made more... While doing it, I was still thinking about it. thinking about something.

She wondered if it would be inappropriate to pass by at this time. One is the Demon Emperor, who is like his father before, and Brother Bai should be the chief assistant or prime minister. In short, he is the most trusted minister of the emperor;

Such two, when they get together, they will definitely discuss very important things, right?Every word and deed will determine the fate of the people... On this occasion, if she goes over, will she disturb them?

We have said that Zhu Xiurong has low self-esteem. In other words, after being locked up alone for 500 years, any girl will have such a personality that worries about gain and loss. This is why, in front of Zhu Xiurong, Bai Yin is often neither in tune nor Unreliable, because only in this way can she understand that she is needed and important.

However, now it seems that low self-esteem is not all bad, at least if she had chosen not to come, she would not have heard the topic of Long Chi and Bai Yin...

Zhu Xiurong is different from Long Chi. Even if Long Chi blushes occasionally, except for the uncontrollable physiological reaction, it is the most, that is, slightly rosy, like red ink, mixed with water waves, slowly swaying, and turning into a light color.

Zhu Xiurong was different. She blushed so shockingly red that it was like being splashed with a whole bucket of red ink. From her cheeks, to her forehead, to her delicate earlobes, and even to her soft neck and collarbone, The whole person is quite like a boiled tomato.

"You, you..." She was extremely ashamed, "What are you talking about!"

Master of the Demon City: NO.62 Conspiracy and conspiracy

"This is the situation after Longhuangwei's tailoring, I need you to look at it." Yazi stood in front of the Baiyin table, holding the official business with one hand, and pushed the frame on the bridge of the nose with the other hand.

A majestic beast, of course, will not have any vision problems such as nearsightedness, farsightedness, glaucoma, etc. This pair of glasses are plain glasses recommended by Bai Yin, purely to cover up the girl's smelly expression.

"It's just such a small lens, is it really useful?" Yazi expressed doubts, and Long Chi couldn't understand it. He was fierce whether he wore it or not, and it didn't change at all.

"Yes, at least it is very useful for human aesthetics." Bai Yin said seriously, "Of course your expression is the same whether you wear glasses or not, but after you have glasses, you who seem to owe you money Looks can satisfy the special hobbies of certain groups, such as female teachers..."

Yazi expressed shock: "You humans still have this kind of thing?"

"Yes, of course, anyone who wants to be stepped on by you..."

In view of the fact that there are currently only two people who claim to be human beings in the whole demon city, and the other princess is an "antique" hundreds of years ago, so Ya Zi believed it... and sincerely admired the tolerance of human beings.

"It's too troublesome. I'll take a look to waste time." Bai Yin didn't even lift his head, "Read it to me after abbreviating it, and I'll create a thread."

Yazi nodded: "After half a year of adjustments, in terms of responsibilities, the overall power of the Dragon Emperor Guard has been withdrawn, and it is no longer responsible for the arrest of the demon capital, and it is handed over to the 'city management'. Among them, the source of the city management is the cut out Dragon Emperor Guard , There are the winners of the life and death arena recruiting security, and there are also people from Yaodu who signed up independently. Generally speaking, the newly established urban management team is larger than the original Dragon Emperor Guard, but it is easier to manage due to various reasons."

"Thus, the law and order in Yaodu City has initially stabilized. Last month, the number of deaths and injuries was only [-]." After Yazi finished speaking, he sincerely praised, "...it's incredible."

Well, to be honest, not to mention the United States who advocates "freedom of life, death at random", if the death rate this month is placed in a city in the Xia Kingdom in the human world, it is not because of uncontrollable factors such as epidemics, earthquakes, and mudslides. Then the management from top to bottom in this city can already be pulled out and chopped...

But in the Yaodu, where "it's booming, your father is me, and the people are tough, you can do it if you don't accept it". For this death rate alone, the people of the Yaodu will have to be chanted for incense. You must know that before Baiyin came, this People who die or become disabled due to various reasons every month, say at least four or five hundred cases every month...

"As for the fact that I am excellent, the lord sitting next to you has already used all kinds of vocabulary since eating snacks in the morning, and you don't need to repeat them." The fingers tapping on the screen and the keyboard seemed to be twitching, "Besides, I have said many times, calling me a demon master is not because of idle vanity, but because of a very important layout of mine. , I let Chi cook for you, literally cooking."

Well, this was suddenly arranged by Bai Yin about two months ago, that is, from that day on, when people in the palace called him "Demon Master".

Of course Yazi knew it wasn't because of the man's vanity, and of course he could remember what he arranged.

After all, because of his personal ability, Bai Yin's demands on his subordinates can be called perverted. Of course, the perverted here is not the kind of pervert that often appears in comics, but another meaning... If Bai Yin is the boss in the human world, then The secretary's job is less than 100 million a month, and no one will come, no matter how handsome the boss is.

As for why, it's very simple, Bai Yin has always judged others by himself-what, can't remember my order?Say it again?What a joke, I can understand that you can't do it, after all, you are not me, but I can't remember what happened?

When I issued the order before, I spoke a total of less than [-] words, and I even slowed down the speed of speech on purpose. You can't remember it after listening to it?Isn't it the basic quality of a secretary to never forget?

What?You say I'm embarrassing?Hehe, now you say [-] words in front of me, and I will recite it to you. If you make a mistake, you will be the boss and I will be the secretary.

... From the above psychology, we can roughly understand why Bai Yin is the only person in the government affairs hall until now...

From this point of view, even though Yazi was disliked by Bai Yin in various ways, he has not been kicked away by Bai Yin until now. It can only be said that he is really capable... No wonder King Wen of Zhou wanted to accept Yazi as his subordinate.

And even Bai Yin's order can be completed, she can't remember a mere order to change her name, that's what she saw... It's pure skin.

Yazi stared at Bai Yin for a few seconds, then curled his lips, "There's a saying in the human world, it's called a dog taking advantage of others."

"Those who are in power, the current situation is also. Looking at the demon capital, I am the only one who can calm down or disrupt the current situation at will." Bai Yin said in the tone of a certain prime minister surnamed Cao who loves novelty to sell to a certain straw sandal dealer. After finishing the above sentence, he looked at Long Chi, "So Chi, she called you a dog, hurry up and cut her."

"...Don't be angry, I can hear it."

Long Chi rested his cheeks, chewed the dessert made of nectar, and complained, but didn't say anything more to Bai Yin, but looked at Yazi instead.

"He said, just do it, you see, even I call it that."

Ya Zi thought to himself, nonsense, Dragon Emperor Guard is a monster you personally enlightened, even more personal guard than a personal guard, he said he wanted to cut it, and you cut it directly... You are so obedient, how can you still be awkward about a title?

Of course, she didn't say that... she just rolled her eyes, bowed her head and said yes, "Got it."

"En, um." Long Chi nodded in satisfaction, "Bai, look, Yazi is still very sensible, don't make things difficult for her."

Objectively speaking, this tone is quite similar to the tone of the emperor's uncle when he said to the prime minister, "Kong Ming, my second and third younger brothers are still very good at fighting, and you should bear with them when they make mistakes"...

It's no wonder that Long Chi is lazy, and with Bai Yin helping her to work, she is even lazier... If it weren't for her status, she would definitely be willing to be a pendant.

The majestic image of the Demon Emperor back then is slowly being shattered...

As an endorsement here, the name "Bai" is naturally called Bai Yin. As for why this is so...it is some kind of coincidence.

Probably one day, when the business hours were over, during the meal, Lord Yaohuang asked Bai Yin: "Speaking of which, why did you call me Chi?"

"Why, don't you like it? If you don't like it, I can change my name..."

"It's not... just curious."

"It's nothing. Are you the Demon Emperor? It's not respectful to call you by your full name. I'll keep calling you 'Master Demon Emperor', and you're not happy..."

Long Chi was speechless: "Why do you think I'm unhappy? Do you have even the slightest bit of respect when you call Lord Demon Emperor?"

Bai Yin could be said to be confident: "What do you respect? Am I the kind of person who respects authority? My name is Fang Xi and I'm just a dog thief!"