my monster girlfriends

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Facts have proved that even the demon emperor can have a sense of shame. When Long Chi was uttered by Bai Yin last night, "While I am doing business, can I find you?", she came early that morning. When I arrived at the government affairs hall, I found the place Bai Yin said.

Then, looking at the thick stack of memorials, I instantly had the urge to run away.

... Well, in the end, of course it didn't slip.

For her arrival, Bai Yin was not surprised at all, at least he didn't show the slightest surprise. Not only that, he seemed to have no "respect" at all, which we can see from his words and deeds.

"Chi, really, I wanted to ask a long time ago, the way your monster clan chooses their advisers is more expensive than anyone else? Which of your subordinates proposed this stupid policy? I suggest that you should either work now The boss fired him, or the chef fired him, really, the contribution of stewing him to the common people is much greater than his own contribution.”

"..."

"Hmm...Actually, if I take a closer look, it's not that there are some outstanding features. The main reason is that I just took over the government affairs here, and I don't know much about the local situation. In this situation, it is easy to make a misjudgment...I warn you. Chi, I have a bottom line, now I am a human god and you are a demon emperor, there is no fundamental difference in our strength, you, you, if you don't let Yunwu down... I will call Xiurong!"

Of course, the Lord Demon Emperor is not unreasonable, so she took the memorial that Bai Yin rated as "the demon who came up with such an idea should be fried and eaten", and stared at her beautiful eyes, "Then tell me, this decree Why is it bad?"

"..."

Bai Yin didn't speak.

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

He didn't speak, not to express his uncompromising attitude towards power.

Not to mention expressing bitterness and helplessness towards the gray reality.

It's just because he was suspended in mid-air by a wisp of cloud...and he blocked his mouth by the way.

[Put me down if you have the ability! 】

Bai Yin expressed this meaning with his eyes.

Then he was really let down...

"Say."

The memorial was pushed in front of him by the demon emperor.

He raised his eyes, looked at the quite displeased Long Chi, then looked at the memorial, sighed, and then... looked over with a look of "since you scold yourself, then I will satisfy your hobby".

Don't ask why a look can express so much, because human beings are creatures that can express "there is light and darkness, who dares to kill me" with just one escrow button.

"Okay, okay, to borrow the words of a senior, since you asked the question shamelessly, then I will tell you with all due respect." Bai Yin said casually, "Let me guess, your 'consultant' probably referred to Daming The policy of 'substituting paper for money' was adopted because of the treasure banknote system at that time."

When he said the word "consultant", he deliberately emphasized his tone, and used a very mocking look, his expression seemed to say "is that friend of yours yourself?"

Here I want to popularize science. The so-called Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, many people take it for granted that these dynasties are all one character, but in fact, since the Yuan Dynasty, because of different cultures, the national name has become a two-character format, and "" In the two characters of "Daming", "Da" is not some kind of honorific title, but a whole with "Ming". This is a complete noun, which means "sun".

("Ming Taizu Records" contains: "On the first month of the first year of Hongwu, the heaven and earth were worshiped in the southern suburbs, that is, the emperor's throne, and the name of the world was called Daming.")

"Isn't it possible?" Long Chi frowned, "I see that the human world is obviously like this."

From these words, it can be seen that it is not that the Lord Demon Emperor does not want to make progress, but knows how to absorb human wisdom; and from the same words, it can be seen that when she was studying, she must not have studied deeply...

Bai Yin smiled: "There is no wrong system, only inappropriate systems, and so on, the same model may not be suitable for Yaodu." He gave an example, "For example, when you enter the strategy game, you can be said to be idle. Walking, except for a few people who can see through your concept of cloud and mist, no one can detect it at all; but you say, if you change to another demon and break into the strategy game, what will happen?"

Long Chi thought for a while: "Maybe it will be used to paste the wall."

"...I always thought that Fang Xi was just joking about pasting the wall, didn't I?"

"You." Long Chi said quietly, "Have you ever heard of the saying 'No wind, no waves'?"

"..."

After gaining a new understanding of the cruelty of the game, Bai Yin wiped off his cold sweat, "In short, the situation is like this... the paper currency system is correct, but your perception is actually wrong. In fact, even I dare not Operate at will, you didn’t have any accidents when you implemented the system, it just ended in an ending that no one cares about, I can only say that it’s good luck..."

He knew that Long Chi was still not convinced, he could act as the other party, but he couldn't do it like he did to Jai Zi, after all, Ya Zi couldn't beat him, even if she became angry from embarrassment, at most she would be punished by herself;

Long Chi was different. After she became angry, Bai Yin might not be as simple as getting a meal...

Therefore, to get the Demon Emperor to cooperate, you have to use other means, just like chasing a married man. It is useless to just give gifts or something. Let's bully" this kind of rhetoric...

Master of the Demon City: NO.59 Monarch and Subject

"Too advanced knowledge, I'm tired of talking, and you may not have the patience to listen, so let me give you a concept of popular science. Anyway, I will be responsible for these things afterwards. It doesn't matter whether you know it or not."

Bai Yin took a sip of his tea and thought for half a second, "How much do you think this cup is worth?"

"Porcelain made by ape monkeys, with patterns of trees, fruits and leaves, is considered a treasure." Long Chi thought for a while, "If you pay for it, it will cost more than [-] yuan. Barter."

"You just think this kind of transaction is too troublesome, so you want to introduce paper money, don't you?"

When Bai Yin asked this question, he no longer said "your counselor". After all, with the reaction just now, a fool can see that this is Long Chi's own operation...

"Yes." Long Chi nodded, "Is there something wrong?"

Bai Yin didn't answer this question, but asked with a smile: "Earth Worm imagines to be like you, traveling through the nine heavens with the sea of ​​clouds as your companion. Are you right? Right and wrong are always relative."

"..." Long Chi pursed his lips, suppressed the thought of beating Bai Yin, and let himself be mocked.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but this human being seems to be more active than Ji Yuanjing was at that time, and of course, it's also less active...

Fortunately, Bai Yin had no intention of ridiculing Long Chi, and asked instead: "Then let me ask you, if now, I owe you [-] yuan, with interest on the principal, I will pay you back [-] yuan..."

"Wait, why pay me back [-]?" Long Chi frowned, "The interest is so heavy? Besides, if you really lack yellow and white things, just ask me. I'll give you the money, just take it, but you don't have to pay it back." of."

"If, I mean if."

"If it doesn't work, forget it before. I really don't like government affairs, but this is slander."

"Okay, okay, rich lady, I already know the fact that you are very rich, if in the future I can't get along in the strategy bureau because I posted a picture of the director going to the toilet on the bulletin board, I will come here to mess around food."

Bai Yin was helpless: "Hey, I won't use you as an example, just talk about Yazi, Yazi will never have to pay back, I've heard the word that Yazi must be repaid...

If I owe her [-] yuan and need to pay back [-] yuan, I will use this cup as a voucher. When it is time to pay back the money, she will send someone to find me with this cup. Money...is this process reasonable? "

Long Chi nodded: "It's reasonable." She didn't find a loophole.

Bai Yin smiled: "Now, how much is this cup worth?"

"Of course it's five..." Long Chi was about to blurt out when his voice froze suddenly, "Wait, five thousand? Twenty thousand? This..."

"This is called 'credit currency'." Bai Yin said, "This cup itself is only worth [-] yuan, but because someone believes that it can be exchanged for [-] yuan from me, and it can indeed be exchanged for [-] yuan from me. , so, to me, it is worth [-] yuan, this is the function of 'credit'."

After Bai Yin finished speaking, Long Chi thought for half a minute before snapping his fingers, "Okay, the science popularization is over, let me have some excitement."

When he said this, his tone seemed to be saying "Hello Summoner, the right button of the mouse is the attack button, you can move around by clicking on the map, and the qwer on the keyboard is a skill that can be released, well, you have already learned how to operate this game, Now let's go to the World Championship!"

"I won't talk about financial loopholes and inflation. Regarding your policy, I took a rough look at it, and by the way, I checked the laws of Yaodu, and found that you didn't say from the beginning to the end, 'What about the counterfeiters? How's this sentence, so I can judge that you have definitely not made arrangements for this point."

Long Chi frowned, "Is there anything wrong with this? Hundreds of years ago, private casting of copper coins was almost an unspoken rule. Even as long as the quality of the money was good enough, the people would basically not raise officials and not investigate."

"Sister, copper is limited, and casting copper requires cost." Bai Yin was helpless, "Does paper money cost? Well, there are, and it's not small, but you don't have any."

He gave an example, "Let's just talk about me, do you think you can prevent people like me from making fakes? You even think that I'm making fakes, can you see it?"

Long Chi was very calm: "Of course not, you are like a liquefied cockroach, penetrating everywhere, who can guard against it?"

"Let's talk about business, and don't mix it with personal complaints." Bai Yin said, "Okay, you can't prevent it, right? It's not a crime to privately mint counterfeit money, right? In this way, if I'm penniless when I first come to Yaodu, look Now that you have the paper currency system, so it took a few days of hard work to get some paper at random and make enough money to buy the entire demon, where will your position as the demon emperor end up?"

Long Chi instantly understood something, and broke out in a cold sweat.

"Of course, you can also use force. That's what Zhu Yuanzhang did to Shen Wansan back then. After the city wall was repaired, the whole family was exiled. But I'm not easy to bully. I can't beat you for the time being, but it may not mean that I won't have a chance to do it. If it is really like this, The splitting of the monsters is an inevitable outcome."

"Actually, it's still a case of me being ambitious. What if I'm just plain antisocial?"

Long Chi complained sharply: "Actually, I don't think there is any need to add if to this sentence..."

"...Stop talking nonsense. If I don't think about ruling but only destroying, within a month, I can force the bottom of the whole demon city to barter. As long as you don't use your strength to break the trick, the Dragon Palace will definitely exist in name only."

Bai Yin sighed: "This is the destructive power of finance... Seriously, Chi, you should not deal with this in the future, or if you really have any ideas, tell me first, and I will help you find out... I am the housekeeper. "

"……Oh."

The majestic demon emperor promised so much that he felt aggrieved...

However, she posed in this posture, paired with a coquettish wide-sleeved fairy skirt that did not show majesty, but she had a bit of Zhu Xiurong's beauty.

Looking at Long Chi's expression, Bai Yin seemed to know what she was thinking, without raising his head, "Why, do you think I'm useless?"

"...It's okay." Long Chi said, "I just feel that there are many things that can't be solved by strength."

"No, in fact, these things can be solved with strength, but it's better to solve them with your brain." Bai Yin said, "Also, pay attention, you are very useful, and you are much more useful to Yaodu than me. , without me, without you."

Long Chi raised his eyebrows: "I don't need comfort."

Bai Yin turned her head and smiled: "Do you think I'm comforting you?"

"Is not it?"

Bai Yin did not answer this question.

He took a sip of tea: "Do you know Guan Zhong?"

"I've heard of it, and I've seen it in history books, it's a very powerful human being."

"How do you think I'm better than him?"

"I haven't seen it, but I think you must be better than him."

Bai Yin's fingers holding the teacup paused, and the corners of his lips curled up.

"Duke Huan of Qi asked Guan Zhong, Xiangguo, you said that I like beautiful women, horse racing, and hunting, and I can't look away when I see treasures. Does this affect my being a lord?... Chi, guess what Guan Zhong said?"

Long Chi: "Probably, advise him not to do this?"

Even she felt that this was not a good monarch.

"No, he said, it doesn't matter at all."

Surprised eyes cast over.

Bai Yin didn't seem to notice it, "Then, Duke Huan of Qi asked, what's the impact?"

"What?" Long Chi was inexplicably looking forward to it.

"Guan Zhong said, if you don't know the wise men, if you know the wise men but don't appoint them, if you appoint them you don't trust them, and when you trust them, you let other villains get involved. These things affect your majesty as a lord."

After Bai Yin finished speaking, he finally asked, "Then, do you believe me?"

"letter."

No hesitation.

Bai Yin smiled.

"What a coincidence, I also believe that you believe in me."

"In this case, you are an excellent master."

"In this world, no one is qualified to judge you, but I will let heaven and earth see what you who believe in me, and me who believe in you and me, can do."

He said so.

Confident Ling Ran.

Then, get an answer.

"it is good."

So it was sunny.

Master of the Demon City: NO.60 Meeting

In many film and television works, in order to bring out the darkness of the protagonist, the screenwriter often uses many techniques, among which the contrast of tones is a very important one.

Therefore, we can often see that whenever the above group of people (not necessarily people) want to discuss something, the camera will switch to a dark room where the hooves are not visible, and a few lamps are lit in the room. Candle lamps that illuminate half of the face, combined with whispering whispers from nowhere... If this is paired with white flowers and yellow flowers, let alone a meeting, it is almost the same as opening a coffin.

The screenwriter's method is probably to hint to the audience that "the people at this table are not human beings, and what is about to be discussed is not human affairs".

But... if you think about it carefully, this kind of behavior is very illogical.

What happened to the villain?The villain can't have a meeting in a bright room?Is it because there is no oil in the lamp or because there is no electricity at home?If it’s impossible, just open the window. Does it mean that we have to discuss things at night?Do you pay overtime for overnight work?

Like Dio Brando, the room is dark. This is purely a racial issue. Vampires like darker ones, which is understandable; but a group of human beings say something that must be enlarged at night, which is a bit of a problem...

Therefore, the ones who will appear next are not human beings, and they never discuss things in the middle of the night. Not only that, when they have meetings, they are as hot as they can be, and as bright as they can be. After the meeting, they also wash their hands. Take a bath and do some team building with mutual communication. On the way, it may even increase the fertility rate.

The reason why these monsters do this is definitely not because they all have an anti-routine humorous spirit, but because this is the city of monsters, and there is a character who is not under one monster, but only above ten thousand monsters, called the Monster Emperor.

And as long as in the demon city, any place with such a thing as "fog", as long as Long Chi thinks, it can be her eyes and ears, her tongue.