my monster girlfriends

As the shopkeeper said, he yelled to the back, "Bie San!"

Judging from the name... this turtle should be the third child in the family.

The little demon who was waiting to be called ran over, and he ordered, "Pick two geese and a pig thigh from the pot, and serve them with the three chickens later, oh, and four pots of wine."

Xiong Santiao immediately refused - of course, not being polite, but directly said, "Brother, I don't have so much money with me."

"Hey, look down on this? I invite you!" The shopkeeper smiled, "I respect you for chopping down four bear cubs... Hey, four, each of your bear clan is ten feet tall, and I don't know how you cut it down. It's a pity I didn't see the scene..." He said, waving his hand, "Okay, let's take a seat first, and I will tell you slowly."

Saying that, the two found a place to sit down, and Xiong Santiao took the initiative to pour a cup of tea for the shopkeeper.

The latter drank half a sip of water, clicked his mouth, "Let me think about it... If we really want to talk about it, we have to start with the wisdom and martial arts of His Majesty the Demon Emperor."

Well, this shopkeeper seems to have read a couple of books, and he can actually use the word "wise, brilliant and powerful..."

"Hey, who doesn't know about this?" Xiong Santiao waved his hand, "Do you still need to say? Is there any monster who doesn't know about this?"

"Haha, sigh, sigh." The shopkeeper said, "However, our majesty's strength this time is not in other places... but in knowing people and doing things well."

Just like a well-educated person always wants to pull out two ancient words, or discuss the four ways of writing fen, this shopkeeper obviously likes to use idioms, "Brother, don't you know... Yaodu has been known to everyone recently, It is said that it is from the human world, the future countermeasure director, has already moved into the Dragon Palace."

"Wait." Xiong Santiao interrupted, "What is 'Countermeasure Director'?"

"Oh, this, I also heard it from other places... It seems to be the emperor on the other side of the world? It's almost..." the shopkeeper said, "It's not important. Work."

"Hey—" Xiong Santiao said, "But what does that have to do with that group over there?"

"Don't rush, don't rush, haste makes waste. I'm about to talk about this." The shopkeeper said, "The 'challenge system' and the 'Three Kingdoms Kill' came from this director..."

"What... what kill?"

Three Kingdoms kill.

It's that... "our game is growing" card game.

Well, Bai Yin didn't take the initiative to pass this on in the beginning... What I really want to say comes from Yazi.

The culture of Yaodu Shanhai mainly comes from Daming in Xia Kingdom. Of course, many things have changed since its development, but...some things are also inherited.

For example, board games.

That day, Zhu Xiurong came to the government affairs hall as usual, and took the job of a maid as a princess. Although it was not decent, she was happy to serve Baiyin, saying "this is my responsibility", and the former was a beneficiary. , let's just leave it at that...

That day, it was rare for Baiyin to touch fish, but there was no signal in Yaodu, and there was no such thing as chasing dramas and fandoms. The unmarried couples were bored, so they started...playing chess.

Many games are boring, not because the game itself is boring, but because you don't have someone who can make you feel not boring.

Usually, you and me should be in the boudoir of Her Royal Highness, of course, but there is no need to play chess... So, go, backgammon, chess, chess pieces, Bai Yin can rub them with his hands, two Sitting in the government affairs hall, it was so inextricably killed.

Yes, you read that right, immortals and ordinary people are indistinguishable from each other in a game of chess without any element of luck.

"Emotional Intelligence"

Then, Yazi, who had been watching for half an hour, said...she also wanted to have a game with Bai Yin.

At that time, Bai Yin looked up at her with a strange expression, "Are you sure?"

"determine."

"also……"

I guess... trying to save face?It seems that the level is not low... Is it not good for me to be ruthless?The blow was too harsh, no one hit me...

And just when Bai Yin decided to give Yazi a chance, Zhu Xiurong spoke.

"Hmph, Sister Yazi is very good at chess." She wrinkled her nose, "Brother Bai, you definitely can't win."

Bai Yin's expression remained unchanged, "Oh? Well, we need to see and see..."

Then, he asked casually, "What if I win?"

"Uh..." Zhu Xiurong was stunned for a moment, her cheeks flushed slightly, "I just... just... kiss you?"

... Well, in the past, she would never have said that.

The reason why I can say it now is because I was abused when I played chess with Yazi before, so I have great confidence in her...

Someone touched the hand of the chess piece and paused for a while.

look up.

Point to his lips.

Smile without saying a word.

But Zhu Xiurong understood what he meant - kiss here.

"Wait, wait until you win!"

... This is a promise.

"Hehehe..."

Bai Yin looked at Ya Zi and smiled.

The smile... is particularly bright.

"Row."

"we have a deal."

"Cash out immediately. I'm willing to bet and admit defeat. Don't renege on your debt."

A certain commissioner silently opened the Immortal Counting and unsealed it to [-]%, then said...

Master of the Demon Capital: NO.41 Demon Capital, Demon Capital (2)

One person and one monster, playing very quickly, after half a minute, Yazi's eyes gradually became dignified, after 1 minute, his face slowly turned black, and after 3 minutes, the game was over, Yazi looked at the chessboard with an ugly expression like playing a moba game ranking After Sai entered the loading interface, when he looked at the id, he found that the opposite was a black car in the fifth row of skt, and the one he was laning against was the flourishing mid laner Faker.

It's nothing if you lose, it's not that Yazi can't afford to lose, but it's very inappropriate to kill all the chess pieces on Yazi's side. The feeling of helping is comparable to that of Xiang Yu in Wujiang. All the soldiers were wiped out, and he was surrounded by enemies. If he killed himself on the spot, it would perfectly interpret this scene...

Oh no, Xiang Yu and Yu Ji died in love, and Yazi didn't even have a man.

I'm not human, but you are a real dog...

"You played well." Bai Yin smiled, "It's at the level of the second uncle in front of my house."

Yazi stared at his lonely veteran, and froze for half a minute, "You..." raised his head, "Just now... obviously..."

Bai Yin only replied with one sentence: "If Chi asked you to play chess, how would you play?"

The other party understands in seconds.

The result of this incident was that Yazi ate the chessboard with Bai Yin after she swore an oath, and she ate it piece by piece, mixed with red chili peppers.

And, Bai Yin received a shy and timid kiss from Her Highness the Princess.

But it was this experience that reminded Bai Yin of something.

"Ask me what do I do when I'm not working?" Yazi just got slaughtered while playing chess, and he was in a bad mood, so he replied, "Do you want to fuck me?"

It's so good that Bai Yin didn't choke to death with his saliva.

"...Although I think you may not be able to listen to it." He raised his forehead, "But I need to say it again... I am a human being, so don't apply your monster logic to me."

"Is there a difference?" Yazi asked, "But according to my analysis of some books created by you humans, when a human male asks a human female who has no blood relationship with him, it is like 'what time, is there any Sora' and other issues... His ultimate goal is to mate with the other party."

Hearing the words, Bai Yin held back for three seconds, but couldn't find any words to refute.

"This...Your Dragon Palace still has this kind of book that is not suitable for children?" The corner of his mouth twitched, ""Bronze Bowl Willow"? Or is it another category?"

"No, it's a girl's manga. Her Royal Highness recommended it to me. It seems to be calling this process 'Amway'?"

"..."

Bai Yin was silent for two seconds and decided to return to the topic.

"According to my recent observations, I found that there are many reasons why Yaodu is so rich in martial arts and there are so many fights, but there is only one main reason."

Seeing that Bai Yin was talking about the topic, Jai Zi naturally stopped caring about the issue of "human females and human males", and his expression became serious, "What is the reason?"

"You are too idle." Bai Yin knocked on the table, "Excess productivity, almost zero life pressure, and lack of spiritual entertainment, do you know what this means?"

Yazi asked, "What?"

Bai Yin said calmly: "Miss Yazi, what I'm asking is a question, what I need is an answer, not another question, and a face that stinks like a latrine."

"I brought you to the Office of Government Affairs, not to make you only ask 'why', so as to set off my awesomeness. Xiurong can do the same job, and she can do it better than you. At least when she cooperates with me, It can make me feel happy and entertained...but if you do it, I will only think you are stupid."

"If you have really heard what I told you before and took it to heart, then answer my question... What will happen to the three points I said?"

He paused, "If you can't answer, go and be an idol. This is not a joke, because I think it is more valuable for you to be a statue-like symbol than to stand in the government affairs hall."

"Of course, if you are not convinced, you can also give me a reason. If you can prove your value, then I can take back these words. If you can prove that your value is the same as mine, then I can apologize to you now; if you If you can prove that you are stronger than me, then our positions can be exchanged immediately.

If you can do any of the above, please tell me with confidence, 'why'. "

Yazi fell silent.

Her face, which was actually pretty, showed struggle, anger, dissatisfaction, or other not-so-good expressions that represented negative emotions.

But... No matter what, she didn't say, "Why".

If this is the human world and she is a human being, then of course she can say that, she is Chi's supervisor, she works hard for the demon, her qualifications completely crush Bai Yin, etc... but not here.

This is the city of demons.

Here, qualifications are useless, history is useless, and all red tape can be ignored.

In the world, there is no place where the ascending passage is more obvious, simpler and faster than here.

Therefore, Yazi didn't have any dissatisfaction with Bai Yin, maybe it was before, but now there is absolutely no such thing, and even, as far as Bai Yin's value is concerned, he suddenly suggested that he lacked a bed partner, so he needed Yazi to make a contribution, No monster would think it was inappropriate—not even Yazi himself would think it was inappropriate.

This is Yaodu, a place that doesn't believe in tears.

"...Excess productivity, if there is no upper-level regulation, will directly lead to a reduction in the pressure of survival. The pressure of survival is almost zero, which means the liberation of the labor force, which means the increase in the personal time that the people can control." Yazi recalled Bai Yin's words and said in a low voice. , "...and what the lack of spiritual entertainment will lead to, you didn't say."

"It's okay." Bai Yin said, "Spiritual entertainment is lacking, but this kind of entertainment is a necessity for people with low survival pressure. In this case, they will find fun by themselves. Brother who gathers people to make mud... oh, there is also a reason why the bear clan gathers people to fight."

Ya Zi understood: "...that's why you asked Long Huangwei to build the arena, and you specifically asked for no ground in the open arena?" She was thinking, "I thought it was to make the arena more open... But now it seems that those places were originally reserved for the onlookers? Did they have something to do?"

Bai Yin smiled, "Very well, it doesn't look too stupid."

Hearing this, Yazi actually felt some kind of damn happiness...

She coughed lightly, hiding her gaffe.

"However, that's only a small part..." Bai Yin didn't care about the tool demon's expression, "Spiritual entertainment of this magnitude is definitely not enough, so we need... this."

.

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①The next chapter will be later...

Master of the Demon City: NO.42 Frog

Yaodu, a restaurant.

"As for the Three Kingdoms Killing, the rules were really difficult to understand at the beginning." The shopkeeper took a sip of tea, "What kind of generals, skills, basic cards, I have read a few books, so I just can't understand it. What's more, it's that group of illiterates... So, when it first came out from Dragon Palace, we just thought this game wasn't suitable for us."

"Yes, yes." On the opposite side, Xiong Santiao echoed, "I have read books in the human world, but I also read a cup of tea next to me, and I don't understand it at all." Wei Dun, "However, some of the names in it are really It sounds familiar, as if I’ve seen it somewhere before.”

The shopkeeper gave him an unexpected look, "Yes, brother... have you ever been to the human world?"

"No, no, I just read the storybook over there to pass the time." Xiong Santiao waved his hand, "Let's continue...then how did this game become popular?"

It's very simple, Bai Yin recruited Zhu Xiurong and Yazi, called Long Yi, then randomly recruited the Dragon Emperor Guard, set up a table in front of the Dragon Palace, played for an hour, and it was over.

Oh yes, by the way, Zhu Xiurong's identity is Long Chi... Anyway, they all look the same, and then use the Jiyuan mirror that Long Chi left here with Zhu Xiurong to make a disguise, and the clothes are perfect.

Bai Yin couldn't even recognize it, let alone the crowd of onlookers.

...As long as he can recognize it, Long Chi will not still be an ostrich until now, making Baiyin unable to pass many government orders.

Everyone should know the meaning of the term "celebrity effect", but you don't. Think about why advertisements like to invite celebrities, and think about how Emperor Qianlong invented hundreds of kinds of food a year and became popular all over the country at the same time. I also understand.

The so-called "the king of Chu is so thin, and the palace is so starved to death", in such a society, the effect that the "emperor" can bring, not to mention celebrities, can't compare with Sasuke. Who is the little boy (Baiyin:?), but His Majesty is having so much fun, what does that mean?It means the game is fun...

Yes, it is essentially the same as inviting a celebrity to advertise, very deliberate, very low, and not particular at all.

But, it works.

It works, and that's enough.