my monster girlfriends

When the other party is familiar with these things, they will start to give freely, diamonds, treasures, luxury cars, roses, and use these things that are impossible to have in her social circle to let her enjoy this vanity.

After a while, there will be no need to give her the real thing, just give her a check, or a bank card with a long string of numbers attached to it. Maybe she used to be timid and hesitant, but at this point, for that A cheap but noble vanity, she will refuse nothing, she seems to have obtained everything, but she has already let go of her dignity, and her once pure soul has been swallowed up.

If it is a human man who is manipulating this process, then his goal should be to sleep with this girl, a creature like a man, at least until he is tired of this young and delicate body, is always generous.

But Ruhu obviously has no interest in this kind of cheapness, so next, he will drastically reduce the amount, from pretending to be mild, to being honest. Of course, the funds will be cut off, but it will not be cut off completely, but will be gradually reduced... …until a certain point, quietly leaving, not appearing by her side.

From this point of view, he seemed to be better than the powerful human male—he didn't even ask for the girl's body, even if the two didn't meet each other, at least the girl got what seemed to be a wonderful dream.

But is that really the case?A child, give him a lollipop, and then snatch it away, and then he will burst into tears; an ordinary girl, give her the power of vanity, and then take it away, what will she do?

She walked up to Ruhu naked, and listened to Ruhu's sincere explanation of his purpose. Then, her rosy cheeks became pale, as white as paper, white without any blood.

Finally, she jumped from the window, from a height overlooking the whole city.

This is Ruhu - if he gives you something, he is destined to take something away from you; if he seems to give you everything, then you will lose everything very soon.

So Bai Yin would never underestimate him, and he also has the value of not being underestimated.

For example, even now, even if the situation is so miserable, even if he narrowly escaped death, he still has the possibility of a comeback. He is covered in bruises, but he is not dead, so he has not lost yet.

Sure enough, when Xiong Santiao heard Ruhu's words, he immediately became interested: "Are you sure?"

Ruhu is too familiar with this look - every person or demon who hesitates about the pie in the sky when faced with his offer has this look.

Therefore, he smiled and said: "It's only been half a year since the establishment of diplomatic relations between the demon capital and the human world. In the past, although a few books were passed by by chance, it's not like you don't know the situation here...let them read books, especially It’s still the words of the human world, it’s better to put a knife on their necks.”

When he said this, he deliberately used the word "we" to shorten the distance.

"That's right!"

Xiong Santiao patted his thigh, deeply convinced, and excited, "Hey, those illiterates, I kindly shared my treasures with them, and exchanged a jar or two of nectar, but none of them appreciated it. What else do they want? If you want nectar, just fight, don't use such means to deceive... I was so angry, I cut them off at that time."

To be fair, in this city of ten demons and nine blind demons, Xiong Santiao, who can actually read foreign language articles, is absolutely qualified to despise other demons as illiterate...

"Ha ha……"

Ruhu laughed dryly, lifted the bear's paw that nearly broke his leg bone just now, and moved it back three inches silently, before continuing:

"It is precisely because of this that there are definitely not many articles circulating in the demon capital, and if there are, I am afraid that they will be put on the corner of the table by the illiterate..." He smiled, "But... I am different. "

After a slight pause, "My little brother, I have been to the human world."

In view of the behavior of the bandit leader on the opposite side, Ruhu silently gave himself the title of "little brother".

Well, it doesn't matter what you call it, if you can achieve your goal, let alone younger brother, you will have no pressure to let him call himself a son...

"Huh?" Xiong Santiao's eyes widened, "Brother, you actually went out?"

No wonder he was surprised.

In fact, even in the past six months, Long Chi lost the bet with Fang Xi, and the blockade of Yaodu has been lifted, but... After all, everyone is used to living in this place, and they are all doing well. Who is going abroad...

Not to mention, even if you want to travel, you have to report to the Countermeasures Bureau and observe for a few days-after all, the opening of the demons is to strengthen the background, and they are here to release demons to harm innocent people. Of course, you have to check the situation ... The responsibility of the countermeasure bureau has never been to catch thieves, but to protect the people.

As for smuggling?

Take it to paste the wall...

In the future, this kind of martial law may be relaxed, but at least for now, there are very few demons who go out, and as for those who come back, there are even fewer.

"Of course." Ruhu smiled, "Coincidentally, I am also looking forward to the stories of heroes, so I read a lot in the human world. My memory is not bad. If Big Brother can help me, these stories, I will How about reading it to your elder brother?"

Alright, let's call the big brother...

"Hiss..." Xiong Santiao stroked his stubble, "It seems pretty good..."

Ruhu didn't speak, just looked at him with a smile.

And see, he sat there, hesitated for two or three seconds, suddenly grabbed the broken knife and stood up.

"How do you think big brother?" Ruhu asked.

"I've made up my mind." Xiong Santiao said.

"Hehe..." Ruhu laughed heartily, "Since that's the case, what I want you to do, brother..."

Before he finished speaking... a broken knife was already on his neck.

"I've made up my mind." Xiong Santiao said, "You really are the stowaway that was offered a reward on the notice in the Demon City."

After a slight pause, he said: "When I send you to the Dragon Palace, I don't want any reward, just let the Dragon Emperor Guard torture you out of you..."

Ruhu: "...???"

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"Friend, let me go, the gold bars here are all yours."

(Snapped--)

"Stupid! It's also mine to kill you."

Master of the Demon City: NO..40 Bai Yin: I am not good at chess

(4500 words)

Yes, Bai Yin offered a reward in Yaodu, although he didn't think that Ruhu would be caught by this method... But as long as there is a blockage, even if he reverses the car three times or climbs five floors, he still has to save his life. It's done, don't be afraid of trouble.

Of course, offering a reward like a fox requires a bit of skill... First of all, this guy's body is impermanent, and his whole body can be pinched at will, which is as convenient as a pre-ordered inflatable doll. Therefore, the general way of "finding someone by portrait" is Absolutely nowhere to be found.

Secondly, the identity of this guy cannot be written too clearly.

Not to mention some ambitious people in Yaodu who will make trouble in the future plot... If Bai Yin knows everything that Ruhu has done, maybe there will be some demons who "respect their festivals" , Mu Qili, willing to be the eagle's claw under his command, and his running dog"...

In the big environment of the demon capital, this is completely possible.

The idea is probably... I'll go, this man who was offered a reward is so dragged?After making waves in the human world for so long, he is still alive?

This is not familiar?

So knowledge is gone...

It’s not that all demons are targeting humans, it’s simply a matter of three views-you know, Long Chi even said to Bai Yin back then, “If you can beat me, it’s not impossible for me to be your demon queen.”

Bai Yin was so stunned that he didn't dare to answer...

In fact, if you really want to talk about the Three Views, even the monsters may have to express doubts about a certain phenomenon in human society: Why do you humans "surrender and kill heroes"?Generally, if this kind of heroic role really appears, shouldn't the emperor be let out immediately?

You dog emperor, it’s fine to occupy the latrine and not shit, but you were killed by him?

Is there something wrong with your brain?

Well, let’s call it a cultural difference…

To sum up, the crime Bai Yin gave was "smuggling", with the following sentence "It doesn't matter whether you live or die, you have to see the dead body"—anyway, the monsters are now in his hands, let alone drafting such a crime, he said it was as strong as a fox It takes three hours to slap a sow...

Come out and refute if you have the ability. If you dare to refute, I will respect you as a man and give you the ending of "being a hero again after 18 years"...

Not to mention, a chess piece that Bai Yin pressed casually was really almost cheated like a fox.

It's a pity...it's just a trick.

That day, Ruhu easily fooled Xiong Santiao with only a cup of tea. Not only that, although he failed to reach a direct deal with Brother Tiao, he also agreed tentatively to let Xiong Santiao take a look. What has changed recently? After returning, I will use this news to exchange Ruhu's story...

And this... is the reason why Xiong Santiao appeared in front of "a restaurant" about [-] characters ago.

As soon as he entered the door, he immediately noticed the crowd gathered in the center of the hall.

That area was surrounded by about a dozen demons, all of them flushed, staring, some scratching their ears and cheeks, and some grinning...

And in the center of the group of onlookers, there were five demons sitting around two tables. At this time, three of the five demons either sighed or looked annoyed, while the remaining two were sitting in a state of distress. , with a solemn expression, holding a thin slice of unknown use in his hand, from Xiong Santiao's perspective, it is a life and death fight, and I am afraid that he will never have such a solemn expression again.

"Snapped--"

Suddenly, the one holding the sheet slapped the table and laughed wildly.

"Hahaha, I won't die for a day, and the numbness is melon skin! Kill! You don't have any cards in your hand, die, die!"

On the opposite side, the demon holding the slice had a dark face, "Brotherhood thief... Didn't you use a spell? Why are you so lucky? You can touch it and kill it?"

"You know an egg, this is called destiny, destiny is up to me, do you understand it?"

"Drop the old wall from your aunt's house, and come again."

"Of course I won't let you die, but you want to run away with the agreed wine money?"

"I'm going to run away from your second uncle's shit. If you don't agree, let's go out to practice and see if you can actually resist me for five knives... If you can resist, I will use you as a chamber pot. If you can't resist, I will use you as a jug ..."

Except for these two, the other side also had different emotions, exaggerated and angry.

"I feel that you are not a good guy, how could you do such a nasty thing and stab me in the back."

"If you had listened to my opinion, this bandit would have been executed long ago..."

Xiong Santiao has good ears, even standing in front of the door, he can still hear what the group of guys are saying - in fact, he doesn't need to listen, the monsters obviously don't have the rule of "watching cards and not talking to real gentlemen"...

But... I can understand each word, why can't I understand it together?What kind of one knife and two knives... Is there any business in this eating place?Aren't you afraid of being sealed by the Dragon Emperor Guard?

At this moment, Brother Tiao's mood is almost like that of an old man who is using a smartphone for the first time...

Fortunately, people with less intelligent minds tend to be more self-aware, and when encountering things they don't understand, they don't insist on thinking about it by themselves.

However, Xiong Santiao strode to the counter and dispensed nine cents, "Shopkeeper, two pots of wine, three chickens, the chicken must be fully cooked, the bones should be cooked crispy, remember to add more chili peppers, red chili peppers, condiments scallions and ginger Garlic is fine, there is no taboo."

Well, in the human world, you usually don’t need so many things to order a dish; but in the demon city, just say chicken, some demons like bloodshot ones, some demons like hard bones, they are all human, and their tastes are different. Not to mention the group of demons and ghosts in Yaodu.

Yes, there is no psychological pressure even if a monster cannibalizes its own kind, but what if it encounters one?What if this happens to be Brother Rooster?In case the store is honest and the visitors happen to be celebrating the [-]th anniversary, they gave every guest present a roast chicken with all the flavors and colors...

Therefore, in order to prevent some misunderstandings that would lead to "Sajia smashed your broken shop", restaurants here generally ask customers repeatedly when ordering.Don't be too silly, even when Long Chi came down to eat, she didn't say anything.

For those like Xiong Santiao, who can directly report a large list, it is called "experienced", and the nature is similar to that when you go to a neighbor's store in the human world, you only need to say "old three" to enter the door.

"Okay, buddy, sit inside." The shopkeeper said with a smile, "I promise to serve it to you within 10 minutes. If it can't be served, this meal is free."

Restaurants in Yaodu are not as particular as human beings. Open a shop as soon as you open it. I cook, you pay, you eat, and I contribute. No one is more noble than the other. Guest talk, even a meeting with eunuchs - nonsense.

In contrast, there are not so many routines here.

In the human world, no matter ancient or modern, Chinese or foreign, shopkeepers generally don’t answer questions like “how long does it take for my order to be served”, they just say “fast”, “quickly” and “non-stop fast”. His expression at that time was as if he was anxious to see his wife give birth; but if you want to ask "the exact time?", even if you ask repeatedly, he will only say "[about] xx minutes".

What's more, whenever you feel full, or have something else suddenly, and want to return a certain dish that you ordered before but has not been served, go up to the store and ask, "XX, you made it Is it? If we don’t do it, we don’t want it.” Believe it or not, the store doesn’t even look at the back kitchen. In all likelihood, it will say “I’ll bring it over soon”, or if it’s not good, it’s also “It’s already in the pot”...Anyway, basically no Will say "Okay, I'll tell the person to stop it."

I didn't tell you the time, because I was afraid that you would feel that the time was too long, so I just left; I said it was already in the pot, because I didn't want you to return the food.

To put it bluntly, they are all tricks.

Monsters are different... No matter what dish you serve, as long as you order, the store will give you a reply of "maximum xx minutes"; and no matter what you order, no matter how expensive or troublesome, as long as it exceeds After this time, you don't need to say anything, you can get up and go, and before you go, you can get a bottle of wine from the shopkeeper as an apology.

There are only two possibilities for this kind of business model to be put into the world; either a fire or bankruptcy.

But in Yaodu... this is called "industry standard".

Xiong Santiao is naturally familiar with this set of rules, and after listening to the shopkeeper, he didn't move, just smiled, "No hurry, no hurry." After a slight pause, "I just want to ask my brother, you still have... Business?"

The shopkeeper blinked, was stunned for a moment, and immediately smiled wryly, "Hey, brother, don't spread the word, we dare not do this."

In the demon capital, it is illegal to open a casino. If anyone is found, from the boss to the employees, one counts as one, and they are all pulled out and hacked. lottery).

Don't you like to gamble?With a probability of one third, if you win, you will die, and if you don't win, you will live. It is more exciting than gambling.

What?It is not against the law to gather a crowd in the demon city, so why is it against the law to gamble?

No reason, Long Chi said breaking the law, then breaking the law...

The shopkeeper paused for a moment, then pointed at the group of elders in the middle of the store who were spatling each other, "You mean them, right?"

"That's right, that's it." Xiong Santian nodded hastily, "To tell the truth, brother, I had a meal with a few bear cubs a while ago, and I lay outside for two months, so I don't know much about the situation in Yaodu. "

"Hey, brother can do it." The shopkeeper opened his eyes excitedly, "How many cuts?"

The bear three stick out four fingers.

"Oh, amazing, brave enough, I'll charge you [-]% for this meal..."

"Thank you very much."

... The atmosphere of the demon city can be seen from this.

"However, seeing how fierce you are, brother, let me remind you." The shopkeeper said, "From now on, if you fight against the demon again, remember to go to the arena, otherwise, I'm afraid you will have to suffer from the Dragon Emperor Guard. "

Xiong Santiao was taken aback: "Why? No, what is the ring?"

"Because... eh, no matter, it's not appropriate for us to talk like this. In this way, I happen to be hungry too, so we brothers can talk while eating."