my monster girlfriends

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This is this...

Are all these guys so idle?

Especially you guys!Saw you guys here yesterday!Why are you still here today!Come again!Come again! ?

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That afternoon, Yazi returned to the government affairs hall silently.

"Huh? Want to take down the notice?" Bai Yin continued to write, "Did someone find what I want?"

"Not yet." Yazi explained, "And I don't want to take it off, I just want to change it..."

When she said this, her confidence was inexplicably lacking.

Oh, it seems that it was quite useful to scare her yesterday, at least I know that I can't disobey or modify my government orders casually...

While dealing with the government affairs, Bai Yin thought about these things in his heart, and didn't say whether he agreed or disagreed, and spit out two words: "The reason."

Yazi blushed and explained the reason again - don't get me wrong, it's because of shame.

"Oh... Got it." Bai Yin nodded, and then said, "No."

Yazi: "..."

No, why are you nodding!ah?What a nod!What a head!

If the situation didn't allow it, Yazi really wanted to cut the man in front of him into eight pieces with his sword in his mouth...

She took a deep breath, her eyes were low, her expression seemed to want to kill someone.

"Please, explain why."

Word by word.

Bai Yin capped the pen calmly, "There are two reasons, one is true and the other is false, do you want to listen to both?"

Yazi didn't say anything, just looked straight at him.

Bai Yin is not afraid, "First of all, it is reputation. The establishment of reputation is very important. There is a word in human beings used to describe dishonest people or groups. It is to change from day to day... If there is a rule, it will look the same during the day , it looks the same at night, will you still obey it? Or, even if you want to obey it, where can you obey it?"

Ya Zi refused to accept, "I didn't want to change..."

"Yes, there really isn't, but if you think you don't, you may not necessarily think you don't, just like you think my existence is a threat to Chi's status." Bai Yin smiled, "You reveal the notice, Then put a new one up, this is something that all demons can see; the content of the new notice is the same as the old notice, this is something that only some demons can find out...

So now I ask you, besides this part of the demons, what would other demons say? "

As usual, Bai Yin still didn't give Jai Zi a chance to answer.

"They will say that the notice from the Dragon Palace is unbelievable. I saw it myself. It looks the same during the day, but changes at night... You don't think this kind of thing will happen, do you?"

"Besides, this is your own... just use the word 'personal', I'm not used to 'a monster'... your personal mistake, I am the designer of this rule, you are the executor, is it possible? Are you going to cause my entire rules to collapse because of your own mistakes? If so, I can only think that you are either harboring evil intentions, or you are extremely stupid..."

Bai Yin's words didn't show any mercy at all, because his current status is a high-ranking person, but not the top one. In Yaodu, the highest-ranking person is Chi, and it can only be Chi.

Therefore, Bai Yin can't do things like "win over the officials". He only needs prestige, correctness, no virtue, let alone gentleness. That's what the emperor has to do.

In the history of mankind, there are indeed a few courtiers who have done the work of the emperor, and then they all died miserably...

If you meet an emperor with a better temper, you will drink a glass of poisoned wine and die on your own, leaving a whole body for now; Tongtong was dragged to the downtown area and stabbed to death...

——Why, you are so kind to my wage earners, you want to rebel?

Well, of course Long Chi will not push him away, maybe he will be surprised that Bai Yin is so popular (monster), and then he said with relief that since you have done so well, then just continue, and there is no need to go back to the strategy game Well, anyway, you are my brother-in-law or son-in-law, I will let you stay here, you have nothing to say, young man, you have to work hard, the future of the demon city depends on you, I will sleep for decades...

...In order not to be forced to stay in Yaodu, Bai Yin decided that it would be better for him to be evil. That's what he said.

The only difference probably lies in the fact that such favored and treacherous ministers in history are generally the type who would be whipped to death and spit on a statue; Human history can be uniquely biography...

In short, after being sprayed so calmly by Bai Yin, the mentality of Jai Zi almost collapsed—of course it was not because of others, but because of herself, because of the sentence Bai Yin said, "Because of my own mistakes, I will ruin the whole world. ", she couldn't find a place to refute...

That's right, my own mistakes should be resolved by myself, even if I can't make up for it, I have to stand up and bear the price... What is it to drag everyone into the water?

After all, it is a divine beast. Although its appearance is a bit vicious, its three views are still quite upright.

"...Yes." Yazi lowered his head, "I... know I was wrong."

"Ah? Got it wrong?" Bai Yin raised his head with a stunned expression, "But I have a fake reason."

"..."

Yazi remembered the guy's sentence "two reasons, one true and the other false" just now, and his expression gradually became dull.

And about three seconds later, that pretty face with a fierce expression, slowly ground its teeth...

You said such a long paragraph, and you said it so confidently and in an orderly manner, it made me feel guilty... But you said, are you fake?

Fake?Fake! ?

The Divine Beast girl resisted the urge to draw a sword from the tooth socket and cut the thing in front of her into eighteen segments. After a long time, she squeezed out a few intermittent words from the gap between her teeth.

"Then, really?"

"Oh, really... I went to Yaodu before, and found that your spiritual civilization is too lacking here, and you will make troubles when you are free, let alone your Yaodu... Regarding this, I will discuss it later. There is another set of plans, among which setting up the arena is one, and the others are still under preparation."

After Bai Yin finished speaking, he paused, "Then...in the place where I live, there is a group of people whose profession is called 'news host'. As the name suggests, their job is to broadcast some important national events that can be talked about to the public. come out."

He looked at Yazi who was grinding his teeth non-stop, "I have a question, what do you think the atmosphere should be like when this kind of host broadcasts?"

Although Yazi was angry, he still had to answer the question, so he paused for half a second, "It should be more serious."

"Yes, the country's most important weapon should not be taken lightly." Bai Yin smiled, "But whether it's a human or a monster, there are always mistakes. The host's mistakes are the mouth... Do you think the host's mouth is the same? , what will the audience think?"

"If there are too many times, someone will be very angry." Yazi was thinking, and suddenly remembered the group of souls who had been sitting in front of her notice for a day, "But if there are not many times, maybe they will find it... very interesting?"

"That's the reason. In our place, some people even took down these pictures and made a 'collection' to entertain the public, because the public themselves are after entertainment." Bai Yin said, "This contrast is just As a result, those hosts often become more famous because of it..."

Yazi's brain is not slow: "You want me to be this kind of role?"

"I didn't have this idea at first." Bai Yin said, "But now I find that you seem to be quite talented in this area... Are you interested in becoming a famous actor?"

Yazi: "..."

"Let me tell you, this opportunity doesn't come along all the time." Bai Yin actually used a kind of provocative tone, "That's right now, the spirit and culture of Yaodu is particularly lacking, so it's only possible to use this method to 'fire'." 'Get up, this is going to put us in the human world, it's a lot of sensationalism, you won't be able to get on the camera if you don't eat excrement..."

Yazi: "..."

"Also, look at your face... well, I'm not saying you're ugly, it's mainly because of your demeanor, it looks like the kind of finale where couples sit at the same table and you're the same as you, and you want to Believe it or not, the single type of you, if you post the notice outside for a few days, there will be a few young men from the Yaozu who come to chat with you...Girl, don't miss this opportunity and don't come again!"

Yazi: "..."

...It's decided, if you find an opportunity, you must cut this bastard into twenty pieces.

Just use the sword in my mouth.

Master of the Demon City: NO.38 Attacking like a Fox

Yaodu, a restaurant.

Please note that a restaurant here is not a name, but the name of the store, which is called "a restaurant".

When it comes to a restaurant, it’s not just a top-notch restaurant (eating the tip of the tongue, that is, light meals). In addition to selling some food, it also integrates facilities such as “bars”, “hotels” and “entertainment places for small middle-aged men”. , It is also divided into dine-in (referring to dinner), snacks (snacks such as melon seeds) and snacks with wine (fried peanuts, boiled edamame), etc...

So, even though it's not time for dinner at this time, the small shop is already full of monster noises, and the noise is overwhelming. It is guaranteed that everyone who opens the curtain and comes in will be confused by the noise.

Xiong Santiao was one of the people whose face was covered with mud.

Here I would like to introduce, in this name, "Xiong" is a surname, I think you can guess it, and those who can use this surname must belong to the Xiong clan-the demon city does not have so many rules, it is really similar to people. Hundreds of surnames and so on, people may not abide by them (mainly because they can't understand)...

Therefore, there is the custom of "surname by race".

As for the name, it's more casual...

For example, this Santiao brother got the name "Santiao" because he had three brown hairs on his chest when he was born. If he had a scar on his face, he might be called Xiongscar... He is a peerless genius who practices three-point return to vitality.

According to this naming method, you can expand it yourself. If there is a buddy of the Gull tribe, because his parents each had a piece of gold when he was born, he took two "gold" characters in his name. What will the full name be...

Of course, everyone, don’t look at the scribbled name of Xiong Santiao, as if the author came up with it while squatting on the toilet. It feels like he won’t survive the third chapter, but... this brother Xiong is really not a monster who is easy to die .

After all, I have always been too lazy to name this kind of monster...

Cough, in short, Xiong Santiao is indeed not an ordinary character.

Where is it unusual?

He is by far the most likely person and demon to kill Ruhu.

Yes, this Xiong Santiao is the macho man who met Ruhu who was alone a while ago, cut off the latter's desperate counterattack with three swords, and then stuffed the hot, sticky liquid stick into his mouth... …

At that time, he didn't intend to kill Ruhu. Ruhu is so miserable now, of course he wouldn't be stupid enough to fight him.

But this guy, he said he was sorry for breaking into the private house, but he was very thick-skinned. Although Ruhu had already hinted that "this is my house", Xiong Santiao still seemed to have heard nothing, and never said "In that case , then I'll stay in another place" and other lines... That's what I should eat and sleep, and there is no psychological burden at all.

So what else can Ruhu do?

Let him...

In order to survive, not to mention temporarily living under the same roof with such a rough man, it is not unacceptable for you to let Ruhu transform into a female figure and sleep with him.

However, although Brother Tiao is thick-skinned, he is not arrogant. Don't look at Ruhu who is old, weak, sick, and full of five poisons, but the former has no intention of occupying the only bed in the house. Ruhu didn't need to open his mouth, he ran to the place near the door, without a pillow or a quilt, and fell asleep with the broken knife in his arms, and snored like thunder, the sound was so loud that even Ruhu Fox considered two or three times, whether to chop him up in the dark...

It seems that this person has survived until now.

Brother Tiao went to that room to recuperate his wounds. The wounds were not as serious as Fox's, but they were not very uncomfortable. Just by looking at the dent in his chest, he knew that he must have been beaten by something...

Ruhu saw this, but he didn't mean to ask too much. First, in this situation, hiding and living are the most important things. For other things, don't say that the other party is just injured, even if the other party is exposed on the spot dead, it has nothing to do with him;

Secondly, the Bear Clan, who was injured and beaten, how did you get hurt? Do you need to ask...

Ruhu didn't ask, but Xiong Santiao said it himself. The reason for the injury was similar to Ruhu's prediction. It's not that I'm not ready for a fight, but I bought some nectar and made a barbecue. The problem is that the one-on-one fight that was agreed, and the opponent actually called someone... oh no, I called a demon.

When talking about this childhood, his tone of grief and indignation is like a 1v1 duel between a single hunk and a real man. As soon as he enters the grass, he sees five people squatting on the opposite side... Then he was beaten severely, his two moves were absent, and he died on the spot.

This brother is obviously a big mouth, or in other words, there is no taciturn person in the bear clan, everyone is indifferent to life and death, and he will do it if he refuses to accept it, what?Silence is gold?That's the hallmark of the sinister fox and the snake...

Anyway, in the wilderness here, there is a male demon and a bear demon in the house, and the other demon may or may not be male. As the saying goes, beating a child on a rainy day, you are idle when you are idle... Waiting for Xiong Santiao to use the tone of a Shaw Brothers martial arts movie After talking about the "fierce battle", he actually started pulling Ruhu and talking about... ideals.

Yes, you read that right, a bear-clan macho, pulling a male and female villain, began to talk about ideals.

Not to mention that the editor was also very surprised, even Ruhu himself was surprised...

However, more surprises came later.

Xiong Santiao's ideal turned out to be a "hero"...

God knows what Ruhu's expression was like at that time, even if he was in the same state of mind, he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his eyes, held his forehead weakly, and asked, "What you're looking at...is it Jin Yong or Gu Long?"

Xiong Santiao was surprised at the time, "Oh mom, have you seen it?"

He immediately put on an excited expression as if Yu Boya met Zhong Ziqi, as if he met a bosom friend from all over the world, and "slapped" Ruhu's hand, "This, what is this called... Destined to come a thousand miles away Let's meet!"

The fate of a thousand miles to meet, generally refers to some males and females who have an improper physical relationship, or are about to have an improper physical relationship.

...Given the disgraceful literacy rate in Yaodu, Ruhu didn't say these words.

Also, please let go of your hand, I have a broken hand.

Ruhu complained silently in his heart.

However, ideals, that is to say, do you have desires...

If all creatures in the world are puppets, then for the eclipse fox, "negative emotions" are the "threads" that manipulate the puppet.

Although Ruhu can't directly arouse the emotional threads of creatures like Sakurajima or Sweden did, but...sometimes, it is not necessary to rely on "demonic methods" to arouse desire.

"I'm not very clear whose works you've read..." He said slowly, "But I can assure you that you haven't seen as many works as I have."

Facing Xiong Santiao, he slightly hooked the corners of his lips, revealing a harmless, trustworthy smile.

"In this way, you can do something for me, and what you need, the 'hero' story, will be my reward for you... How about it?"

Master of the Demon Capital: NO.39 Failed to attack...

"You do some things for me, and these stories of 'Heroes' you need, just treat it as my reward for you... How about it?"

Ruhu's power is not only due to his strange ability and invulnerability. Except that he is not a fairy, he is almost a copy of Bai Yin, just like when Bai Yin was learning "human nature", he was also learning these.

The difference is that Baiyin learns human nature in order to possess it; Ruhu learns human nature in order to destroy it.

Long-term grievances, unable to ask, unable to let go, this is the pain that human beings will eventually face, and what the fox does is to guide them out, and then look at these negative emotions with a smile, like a greedy snake, devouring human beings soul.

Just like the French girl he treated a long time ago - at the beginning, it was small favors, such as trendy bags, or shoes with [-]% IQ tax;