my monster girlfriends

Things went so smoothly that Bai Yin was too embarrassed to play something like "announcing that such and such food is specially provided by the royal family, and civilians are forbidden to eat it, and then send relatives to open a few specialty stores for civilians in the black market".

In fact, if you really want to say, with his marketing method, any game can become popular. If it is purely to enrich the entertainment methods of the people in the demon city, you can announce the "War of Farmers and Serfs", referred to as "Fighting the Landlords" How to play... Compared with a game with many rules like Three Kingdoms Killing, Dou Di Zhu has simple rules and is enduring. No matter how you look at it, it is more suitable for the environment of the demon city.

However, when doing things, Baiyin often pays attention to "power is used for power, not for things".

Don't look at Yaodu sending a demon to the human world now, it's extremely difficult, if something is wrong, let alone repatriated the same way, it is possible to be used to paste the wall, but this kind of restriction is like a girl who promised to live in the same room with you The child's thighs will always open slowly.

The communication between demons and humans is the general trend, and the three views of demons and the three views of humans are so sharp that they conflict obviously. If you really want to communicate, you have to adapt to each other, what should be convex, what should be concave concave.

Bumps can kill people, and fencing can kill people at most.

The implementation of this game is nothing more than an idle move, which is a kind of "cultural invasion", and there will be more such invasions in the future - of course, this is approved by Chi, Lord Yaohuang is very talkative in this regard, perhaps Because she's not sensitive about it.

...Maybe, she is also missing the days when she was still "Zhu Xiurong".

No matter what, this is something that only Bai Yin knows about. Talking about these two in the restaurant, one cannot understand it, just like a frog at the bottom of a well, it is difficult to see the entire starry sky.

Xiong Santiao chatted with the shopkeeper for half an hour about "Three Kingdoms Killing" and "Ring Arena".

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the shopkeeper waved his hand, "Brother, I'm still busy..."

"Hey, please go and invite." Xiong Santiao waved his hand, "It's important business, important business."

Just at this time, a group of big men next to me suddenly yelled, "I'm going to go to the toilet, is there a brother to take my place?"

Brother Tiao stroked his beard, held a bottle of wine, and walked swayingly. He approached with a bear face, "Brother, can you take me with you? What's the way?"

"Success, of course." One of the card holders, Brother Niu, said, "However, we are a little lucky..."

"Understood, brother, please have a bowl of wine if you lose." Xiong Santiao chuckled, "I just called to listen."

"Okay, do you understand the rules?"

Xiong Santiao blinked: "This...is there a rule?"

He thought to himself, playing a game can still be like gangsters?Peeping at the sister-in-law will have to be cut three times and six times?

"It's a joke, you can't make a circle without rules." Brother Niu waved his hand, "You can understand everything after playing a few games, play cards and play cards... Tsk, there is a problem with this setting, how can this female be stronger than Lao Tzu's brave generals?" There are so many, there is definitely a problem..."

The demon next to him said: "Tell the Queen Bee about this, and I will pay you for a year's drinking."

"Don't go, it's too worthless, that crazy woman of the bee tribe, the poisonous needles are training her heart, she will work hard at every turn, it's not worth it..."

The other said quietly again: "The queen ant is not good either."

Brother Niu froze, slapped the table and stood up, "Miss Yun is deliberately finding fault, isn't she? This card can't be played."

The other side sneered: "If you fight well, we will definitely fight."

So the swords are on the verge of breaking out, and the grass and trees are swaying and killing intent... If it is put in a human style of painting, the next plot should enter the martial arts scene.

But in Yaodu, this kind of quarrel is not even considered a "conflict", so half a minute later, everyone continued to play cards...

Xiong Santiao smiled, but did not speak.

"Speaking of which, are there less blind people fighting in groups on the street?"

"They are all fighting in the ring! Hey, it's a pity, I missed the good show."

"If you want to see it, go to the side to watch it. Recently, they fight every day on stage, killing during the day and beating at night, non-stop at twelve o'clock. If you take a walk around at night, you can see the two men cutting...killing, it's up to you."

"Flicker... I think it's better not to play on the street, so as not to hurt the cubs on the street. Isn't it good to play cards?"

"It's as if you haven't fought before... Besides, why are you so flashy?"

"Your knife is too slow, you can blame me if you can't kill it?"

"Hey, let's go out and practice?"

"Afraid of you? Go to the ring after the fight!"

So the store is full of happy air...

Yes, they are frogs, frogs in a well.

But frogs can also see the sky, even if it's just a very small piece of sky, they don't know the change of stars, they don't know whether the moon is dark and the wind is high or the moon and stars are thin, this is not something they can know.

—but at least they know what the sky looks like when the sun rises.

Master of the Demon City: NO.43 Kong Fuzi, the master of martial arts

The time to concentrate on work, like the days of vacation, passed without knowing it.

It has been a month since Bai Yin came to Yaodu, and Long Chi still has no idea of ​​coming out to meet him, anyway, Bai Yin didn't see him...

In fact, it is not really necessary for Long Chi to be like him, sitting in the government affairs hall all day long, feeding every meal from morning to night (the real kind of feeding, Her Royal Highness is happy to do it for you), after all, even if she does this It's useless...

But the demon emperor who is still trying to fish is also the demon emperor. Where the position is and the credibility is there, there are always some things that the immediate boss does not come forward, and the supervisor cannot do it at all.

It is not a matter of trust. Long Chi absolutely trusts Bai Yin. The problem is that Sun Ce still absolutely trusts Zhou Yu. Is there a perfect match, whether there is a combination of civil and military skills? At that time, there were only three types of girls in Jiangdong, one was secretly in love with Zhou Yu. , one is secretly in love with Sun Ce, and the last is to read Long Yang-style scripts with them as the protagonists...

Are these two close enough?But why don't you ask Zhou Yu to deal with his sister-in-law Da Qiao's recent relationship problems?

Do you think he dares to intervene...

If you really dare to intervene, I'm afraid you don't dare to intervene directly.

This is the situation Bai Yin is facing now. There is a building called "Yao Si" in the Yaodu City, which enshrines the "imprint" of the demon emperors of the past. Yin a very important decree, all measures are ready, just a nod from Long Chi.

But she just doesn't show up... This thing is much more sensitive than sister-in-law's emotional problems.

"No news from Chi yet?" Bai Yin held the memorial, with a rare tone of helplessness, "Is she really going to hide for five years?"

Yazi shook his head, thinking why he couldn't find you, didn't he know why...

"Tsk..." Bai Yin patted his forehead, "I really don't leave any chance." He tilted his head slightly, looking at the stack of memorials piled up beside him. These were all classified by him, and he couldn't decide for himself "Are you not afraid that I will directly lure wolves into the house and usurp the power of demons..."

"Hey, I can't pretend I didn't hear that." Yazi said, "My lord trusts you so much, why are you treating her like this?"

"Isn't this a joke? Really, there are no humorous germs at all." Bai Yin curled his lips, "What's the relationship between me and Chi? Could it be that I can really use government orders to plant hidden stakes, extradite books from the human world for cultural invasion, and then buy them?" A few careerists are shouting and cheering, when the time comes, change the world? Isn't this a pain in the ass..."

... Yazi didn't want to answer these words at all, and even wanted to draw his sword from the back molars to cut people, so as to avoid future troubles forever.

If you think about it, if you see the boss of a certain organization with a white turban and a beard making a joke like "Can I really let someone drive a plane into a building", you will feel numb.

Of course, Yazi also thought about it, she would not do it.

——Because it was moved half a month ago.

never played...

In fact, when Yazi decided to attack Bai Yin, she knew that she had been completely defeated from the perspective of "non-martial arts", just like when an organization started to try to assassinate a person from a hostile organization, it could only explain that other than this method, They were powerless against that person.

She knew this, and she even knew that even if she changed her fist to speak, her winning rate was still not high.

Nonsense, she is not the demon emperor, she can only beat Bai Yin to be a ghost...

Therefore, it was not so much a "challenge" as it was a kind of "verification"-verification that I was indeed as I thought, and I failed miserably.

After verification, comes surrender.

Lose, and then submit, the word "submit" means to let go of unnecessary pride, let go of cheap dignity, obey, and believe in that person's words.

What made her a little sad was that Baiyin didn't care much about it from the beginning to the end. She didn't care before the fight, and she still didn't care after the fight. Picking up rabbits before, it doesn't matter if she is there or not.

It was as if the whole matter was less important to him than what color nightgown Her Royal Highness was wearing tonight.

Let me clarify here, "seems" can be removed, for Bai Yin, the latter is indeed more important...

Knowing this before, Jai Zi would "explode his hair", but now, he can only be "disappointed".

By the way, if you want to say what else Bai Yin did, it was probably that after torturing her, he looked down at the girl lying on the corpse, and said something like a sigh: "The dead are like a husband, and they will never give up day and night."

"What do you mean?" Yazi asked.

"This sentence refers to a Shandong man named Confucius. It means that the number of enemies who challenged him to death was like the water in a river. They floated from morning to night to show their strength."

"That's right." Yazi's voice was very soft, "There are... such existences among human beings."

She looked at Bai Yin and said this sentence.

She was no longer proud.

From the ending point of view, it is good.

Zhu Xiurong, who was acting as a temporary referee, read through the Four Books and Five Classics, and pretended to be a talented woman without pressure, stalked there for a long time after hearing this, her lips parted and closed, as if she wanted to say something, and then whispered a few words, Then he stopped talking.

At first, she muttered like this.

"Distorting the scriptures and deviant, this..."

After about three seconds, it became like this.

"...Brother Bai is always right."

ok, perfect solution...

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"never mind."

Bai Yin sighed, and it's hard to say too much, because this matter is his fault, the kind that can't be shaken off...

I can only swear in my heart for the nth time, if I admit my mistake again next time, I will stand at the gate of the countermeasure bureau and hold a horn and yell three times I am an idiot.

【Is this true? 】

...Hey, by the way, why are you still with me? I haven’t seen tens of thousands of words, so I’ll almost forget it.

[Believe me, you are a ghost, there is a god, my parents have forgotten me and you can't forget me... Besides, have you ever seen a system elf run away before finishing a book? 】

I don't quite understand what you're talking about...

Bai Yin chatted with Xiao Ai, who hadn't appeared for a long time, and said, "Report the recent changes in the demon capital, not only the data, but also your personal evaluation. I need to hear how you demons see these changes. of."

Yazi blinked and joked, "If you want me to praise you, just say so."

"Hmm..." Bai Yin pondered for half a second, "Yes, do you have any opinions?"

Yazi activated the skill [Skin Strike].

Bai Yin activated the skill [Shameless].

The battle is over, Baiyin is victorious...

"Okay, okay, I have no opinion, how dare I have an opinion." Yazi pouted, "Let's start with the important changes..."

Master of the Demon City: NO.44 The so-called oneness of husband and wife...

"The first is the arena system."

Don't look at Bai Yin who likes to kill Yazi, but this girl is actually quite easy to use. She collects information and never forgets it. Like now, you don't need to read the manuscript to make a report, and you can simplify it yourself. It's pretty good, no wonder Long Chi used her as a general manager before. This kind of talent can be put on the human side to rule a county. Not to mention great achievements, at least it will not be a big mistake.

To be honest now, it's just that I can't think about comparing myself with Bai Yin.

Comparing political strategy with a fairy is like comparing strength with a Hercules and an excavator. If she is not hit, who will be hit...

Of course, if the Hercules is a stand-in emissary and he was a Fa-student before, then take it as if I didn't say anything.

"This month, there were a total of 670 three matches in the standard arena, and a total of 120 in the life-and-death arena. Among them, 63 died, and the winners were drawn one out of ten. They have been compiled into the Dragon Emperor Guard's backup. In terms of rewards, a total of [-] hundred flowers honey were distributed. cans, thirteen bottles of monkey wine..."

"You know what I want to know." Bai Yin said.

"Well, this month, there were only three non-ring fights, none of which were casualties, and the most serious injuries were only minor injuries. Compared with before the implementation of the ring system, there were more than [-] fights reduced."

When Yazi said these things, even with his naturally ugly face, he couldn't help showing some surprise, "It's...unbelievable."

It's just a random government order that abruptly reduced the number of fight cases from three digits to single digits. There is no other adjective except incredible.

"Fortunately, it's just to make up for a leak." Bai Yin said, "How did you deal with those few street fights? Go against the wind and catch a typical case."

The demons are not big, and all the Dragon Emperor Guards were sent out to notify one by one. This decree is so popular and novel, it must have been notified from door to door.

In addition to the demon law and so on, there will definitely not be such a thing in the human world where a government order from above is then blocked by a group of bastards from the middle and lower classes. When a government order is issued in the morning, everyone can be notified in the afternoon. This is the advantage of a small place ...

Under such circumstances, those who dare to commit crimes against the wind must be those who know the law and break the law, and they will never be wronged if they are caught.

In addition, Bai Yin really didn't think it was inconceivable that the fight rate was reduced so much, didn't he just provide a ring, with Long Chi here, the official credibility is so reliable, under the banner of Long Chi, it must be popular, and the official encourages it Fighting, and then add a restriction, and rewards if you win, isn't it normal for the fighting rate to be reduced to single digits...

"Well, the corpse has been slaughtered and dismembered in public." Yazi said, "The corpse was divided, and I kept half a thigh. You and the princess have already drank the soup before."

"..."

Bai Yin, who was single-minded and double-minded, looked at the stains on the memorial, and spent half a second recalling his memory. Oh, it seems that there is such a thing. One night, he drank a bowl of condiments, but the taste was very fresh and layered. The delicious mutton soup, I also casually asked what the raw material is...