The First Chaos In History

After Yan Jingsheng's words, I was also very angry and said, "Teacher Yan, I support you. What's so great about you, but you have to be careful, I heard that he has a foreign language that has been lost."

Yan Jingsheng said: "I'm so angry that it's not that he scolds me, it's his attitude. Can someone like him be a good example?"

I said, "That's right. From now on, if we just pay him a salary to prevent him from giving lectures, we will be ashamed of him. Poets are most afraid of this. In the past, the emperor used to do this, so many poets were embarrassed to leave."

"He is still a poet?"

"Well, I wrote a lot of poems. By the way, was "Go to your mother" written by Li Bai?"

"Which is it, the original sentence is'I'm drunk and sleepy, let me go, and I will hold the piano tomorrow', this is what Li Bai wrote."

I chuckled and said, "Don't tell me, it's much better after him."

"Director Xiao, I think there is a problem with our school. We don't even have an admissions office. Who will receive any more students?"

I said: "Then you do both. You will be the director of the admissions office in the future. Just find a classroom as your office."

Yan Jingsheng felt a heavy burden on his shoulders and a sense of responsibility spontaneously. He said: "Don't worry, I will quickly grow our school."

I told him: "Our school is temporarily not enrolling students. Your task is to persuade all students who come to apply for the exam."

"Ah? Why?"

"We are a free school, so we don’t have the capacity to receive so many students. Didn’t the comrades from the rescue station come here today? We also left the phone number of our school. I think the kid is unpredictable and wants to move the rescue station. When you arrive at our school, you also know that the rescue stations are now abolishing the compulsory deportation. He just has to show the tramp a clear way to kill them. How good the food in our school is."

Yan Jingsheng thought for a long time and said, "That's right... Then don't set up an admissions office."

"It still needs to be set up, but the name is changed, it's called'Reasonable Persuasion' or something. Anyway, let people know that it's best if there is no show."

"It's better to call it a'funeral committee'."

I laughed a few times, and I didn't expect this kid to be as bad as me. I said: "Persuade one to give you 50 yuan in commission."

Yan Jingsheng: "...no need, so be it."

A few minutes after I hung up, Principal Zhang called again. The first sentence was: "Xiaoqiang, how are your martial arts coaches like?"

I cursed inwardly, thinking that Yan Jingsheng must have accused me of the black situation. I haha ​​and said, "I just want to get it. If you don't believe me, you can check it yourself."

Lao Zhang said, "I don’t need to test it myself. The opportunity is here. Next month, there will be a martial arts competition in our city. It will mainly be martial arts performances and actual combat Sanda. Wenwu School, I have already signed up for our school. Prepare yourself and try to squeeze into the top five. Then we will have an impact."

I hurriedly said: "Our students have just entered school, and their kung fu is not yet at home. Is it better for us to participate in the next session?"

"Who said that the students were allowed to go? All the coaches from various schools came. I heard that there are lay masters in Wudang and Shaolin. I see you have so many coaches, so you won't eat for nothing, right?"

***, Wudang and Shaolin? Are the six major factions besieging Guangmingding or winning the Kowloon Cup? I have no time to play with you now.

I was trying to find an excuse to push, and Principal Zhang said: "Xiaoqiang, I can tell you that this is an opportunity to show up. The mayor and I both boasted that we must squeeze into the top ten and strive for the top five. Don’t think I’m not. Knowing that you have put a lot of gangsters in the school, I still said that they don’t always eat plain rice, right? As long as you meet my requirements, I will keep a close eye on everything you do in the future. Now, the mayor said, you need to be able to beat the reputation of our city, and colleges and universities will turn you into colleges and universities. Every year, 10 million yuan will be allocated to you for the establishment of the school."

I:"……"

I'm really speechless anymore, will it cost you a penny if you put in a gang of fox and dogs? Why do you get fame to get students from all over the country to come to my "funeral committee"? Persuading a 50 Yan Jingsheng to work for half a month is enough to open a room in a 7-star hotel in Dubai all year round. However, the conditions are really attractive. As for the qualifications to run a school, it is not uncommon to transfer to the Chinese Academy of Sciences. The annual ten million is not a small number. Now I bear the huge expenditure. These people are 16 yuan a catty per day. If you want to drink, even if you brew it yourself, you have to pay dozens of water. Besides, the wine is made from grain.

In addition, I have to give them pocket money, renovate my small villa, and provide Xiang Yu to pick up girls, and relying on the profit support of the bar, I am struggling.

I need money!

I told Lao Zhang: "I can guarantee the top ten, and it's hard to say anything else. What counts as a fame? Can I take the tenth place and give me 200 a year?"

Lao Zhang said: "You don't have to be poor with me. It doesn't matter which martial arts performances win. The important thing is Sanda competitions. The country is recruiting talents in this area. If you really want to pick the best from the school, it will count the achievements of the local officials!"

I only understand a little bit that Sanda has evolved from traditional Chinese martial arts. Now the country is trying to expand its influence on a global scale. This can be seen from the frequent invitational tournaments. At present, the most lacking are groups and school-running bases with good congenital conditions.

I said to Lao Zhang, "Then tell me, except for number one, which one will I take from tenth to second to give me the bonus?"

"Are you talking about people? It seems that you want to get the number one. Why don't you get the first place? There will be a bonus if you get the first place."

I said: "I dare not take it, I can't pay the persuasion fee."

Lao Zhang said, "Stop nonsense, you get me ready to go!" Then he hung up the phone.

Why doesn't anyone believe the truth now?

Since it's next month, it's not busy. At most, the list of personnel can be arranged the day before the game. The most important thing in front of my eyes is Xiang Yu's matter.

Xiang Yu, who was a little dazed, shouted: "Hey, Brother Yu, don't you, if you take the first level of the general from the army, you are afraid that a 20-year-old will succeed?"

Qin Shihuang asked me suddenly: "Wai (that) deputy district account (long) silk (is) a sa (what) officer?"

I said: "The mayor is equivalent to a county magistrate, and may be slightly worse."

Fatty Ying curled his lips and said, "Little official's granddaughter."

I said: "Compared to you is the granddaughter of a small official, compared to me, that's an affair."

The fat man said: "How can you pinch, you silk (yes) King Qi, you forgot?"

I haven't forgotten, then I told the country that Qin Shihuang had sealed Shandong to me. See if I can be the secretary of the provincial party committee or something? Shall we come to the mayor first? I guess the country may not allow...

Seeing that Li Shishi and Liu Bang, who are the most careful and the most creative in the group of five, were not there, I simply closed the newspaper and said, "Let’s take a break today. Let’s discuss it tomorrow."

I took a cup of tea, ordered a cigarette, wandered into Baozi and their home, collapsed into the sofa like a lazy man, and squeezed both women half a meter away. I stretched my waist and asked: "Liu hasn't committed suicide yet?"

Master Li wondered: "Why did Liu commit suicide?"

I said, "He killed Zhu Siping, and then he died at Zhu Siping and his family in order to apologize." Master Li frowned and said, "Don't tell me the result!"

"Just say, the model ran away in the end, and your family Yin Xiaotian died alive without panting--this is a film from several years ago." As I said, my hand habitually wrapped my arms around the bun's waist, like a bun. The kitten leaned forward.

Master Li suddenly said, "So, have you seen your cousin?"

Baozi said: "Yes."

"Then you still watch?"

"Don't you like to watch, I'll be with you."

I told Master Li, "Yin Xiaotian is not the type your sister-in-law likes, she likes Dawei."

Master Li's eyes were bright, and when she turned her head about to say something, she flushed when she saw us hugging each other intimately. I found an excuse and ran out.

Baozi glanced at her back and said, "The cousin is not like a model at all."

My hands started walking around her, and asked, "What should the model be like. One by one, like Xiaosao foxes?"

Baozi glanced at me hard and said, "Can you change your tone of voice? Bensan is still like a little gangster."

I said, "Didn't you just like me because of this? Is it because I helped the old lady cross the road and fell in love with me?"

Baozi leaned in my arms and recalled: "The first time I saw you, I didn't even know you. You were sitting across from me like a gangster, wanting to play a game with my mother."

I said: "Can we remove that ‘like a gangster’ modifier?"

"You put a coin in your finger and asked the old lady a question. You asked me to take the coin out every time before answering a question. Then you asked me two very boring questions. One time I ** told my boyfriend something'. Your kid yin to me and clamped the coin so tightly, the old lady was hit by you and said,'Why can't I pull it out?', I knew I was fooled as soon as I finished talking. I thought to myself that since I met a gangster today, it would be inappropriate to be tensed, so I told you something that is not very implicit."

I said in an interface: "Aren't you too implicit? You told me **——"

Baozi laughed, and carefully glanced at the door. Said: "Dog thing, you still have a grudge, isn't I out of anger?"

I held the bun and said with emotion: "Speaking of which, the process of getting to know each other is quite romantic, not worse than Farewell My Concubine."

Baozi said: "By the way, my dad will ask you to have a meal tomorrow. I will leave as soon as I get back at 5 pm."

I nervously said, "What are you going to do?"

Baozi said dissatisfied: "What are you panicking, isn't it just a meal."

I said, "Apart from eating, can you talk about marriage?"

The steamed bun turned me sideways and said, "Then what do you mean, do you want to knot or not?"

"I don't want to knot."

"pardon."

"...Want to end."

Bun then turned his anger into joy.

I said, "How much money is your dad going to ask me for?"

"He is asking you to sit down and pay back. Do you give him as much as he wants?"

I dizzy and said: "Is this the legendary girl outgoing~www.wuxiaspot.com~Which one do you think you are?"

The bun slapped me and said: "If you have less, you can sell good things at a cheaper price. The main reason is that I am not young. In fact, my dad makes things difficult for you to show your face. What does he want the money for, hasn't he posted it to me?" Baozi suddenly thought of something and said, "Although my dad knows what virtue you are. But you must be restrained tomorrow, don't be like a two-pole."

I said: "I am a manager no matter how you say it, you have to be careful, don't talk too much, your father thought I broke you."

Baozi gave me a charming look, and said: "I slept with you for two years, don't you know what my old lady is?"

I:"……"

Baozi's dad shouldn't ask me for money and gifts if she has a conscience. You should know that before I met Baozi, I just didn't care about it. I should pay attention to what I said, since I slept with her for the past two years. Without the door on his mouth, everything came out.

Tomorrow, I have to push Xiang Yu to the front line anyway to let him meet Zhang Bing, and then go to make a bayonet with Xiang Lao Accounting. Anyway, I will have to deal with Xiang Xiang to the end one day.