The First Chaos In History

After Xiong listened to Xiang Yu's story, he stayed for a while, and Zhang Shun cautiously asked, "That sister-in-law now..."

I said: "My sister-in-law is now a student who can't remember anything. Your eldest brother Xiang bought this dress just to dress up and soak her up."

The three of them were very excited, and said in unison: "Do you want to help?"

I said for Xiang Yu: "Not for the time being. We already have a team operating. Whenever my sister-in-law and her mother fall into the water, it will be your turn to make a decision between life and death. You can use it." I suddenly thought of the trouble. An eternal topic of countless men, I asked Zhang Shun: "Your mother and your wife fell into the water at the same time, which one do you save?"

Zhang Shun said, "Bullshit, how come everything falls into the water?"

I said: "What if."

"Of course it is to save my aging mother, my woman is very good at water."

"If you don't know how to water."

Zhang Shun said, "Then I have kept all of them in one hand."

I said: "Only one can be saved."

"You are looking for the fault to fight!"

"Quickly say, if you have to answer this question, you will truly become a man of this era. It is no problem to apply for a special contribution award for you."

Ruan Xiaoer interrupted and said, "If I were I, I would save my old lady." Then he stabbed Ruan Xiaowu, "Where are you?"

Ruan Xiaowu said: "We are a mother, you can save it, and I will help you save your sister-in-law."

Ruan Xiaoer: "Good brother."

Zhang Shun also said suddenly: "Yes, I will save my old mother, let Zhang Heng save my woman."

Damn, they are both brothers and brothers. How can we only sons born in the 80s?

I said: "You are not together, and is everyone in this situation?"

Ruan Xiaoer said, "That's also saving my mother." Ruan Xiaowu nodded and said, "Well, save my mother."

I asked them: "If your woman asks that, you dare to say that?"

They nodded.

Hey, it is better for ancient men. They are not afraid of women being sad, and one thing I have overlooked is that their women don't seem to dare to ask. In fact, the Ruan brothers’ thinking is very problematic, because if they both choose to save their wives, it means that they have to die two wives, and if they both choose to save their wives, they will only sacrifice one of their wives. Anyone who took the 26th exam can figure it out, but I didn't dare to tell them.

I asked Xiang Yu again: "What do you do with Brother Yu?"

Xiang Yu shook his head and said, "Ayu will definitely not ask such boring questions. If other women dare to ask me that, I will slap it up."

A slap on it? This seems to be a good choice, but it doesn't apply to any man. There are thousands of men. How many Kings of Chu are there?

We had a good chat this night. Later, even Zhu Gui and Du Xing came. When they heard that this was Xiang Yu, they "will pay their respects to the head". When it comes to the past between him and Yu Ji, the heroes are admired. Unfortunately, Du Xing’s little female apprentice Wang Jing was not there, or he had to recruit a lot of useful information under the pressure of the master.

When breaking up, Zhang Shun turned his head and clasped his fists and said: "Brother Xiang, our brothers can't help me very much, but there is a horse with a short stirrup. Even if we say hello, above Liangshan, most of us are heroes of the world. I hope my brother will have more of them in the future. How close."

I said in Xiang Yu's ear: "This is a group of famous bandits in history, but they are all good."

Xiang Yu also clasped his fists and said, "Please feel welcome if you will be useful to Xiang in the future."

After we got home, Liu Bang was not there. Qin Shihuang was tinkering with a digital camera. Only Li Shishi appeared to be very leisurely, watching TV with Baozi. But she secretly made a victory sign at me, and it seemed that the reward was not small. When Xiang Yu, who was behind me, appeared in front of them, the two women gave a "Huh" in surprise together, and Baozi said, "The big guy looks pretty good in dressing up. The small suit looks like our boss."

Her words were very enlightening to me, and I whispered to Xiang Yu: "Yes, you will say that you are the owner of a chain of soup dumplings in the future."

I gathered Qin Shihuang and the others together and asked, "Brother Ying, how about the machine?"

"What a question."

"Okay, after seeing the target tomorrow, take as many shots as possible, both on the front, side and back, as well as people who are in contact with the target, especially men, not one less." Fatty Ying nodded.

At this time, Li Shishi also found an excuse. She closed the bedroom door, ran over lightly, threw the note in her hand on the table, and said quickly: "Zhang Bing's old district committee In the compound, both parents are out of town. Grandpa was the former deputy head of the district. Now he is concerned about the Next Generation Work Committee, referred to as the Guan Gong Committee—" She looked back at the door of Baozi’s room and continued: "These are from Wang Jing. What I learned is that this is Zhang Bing's phone number, but I am afraid it would be too presumptuous." She opened the piece of paper, and there was a phone number in it. Lee I

, Hurriedly said: "Time is running out, I suggest that the details

At this time, Baozi shouted: "Xiao Nan is coming soon, Yin Xiaotian is out."

I wondered and said, "Why are you acting like an underground party, and Baozi doesn't object to Brother Yu's affairs. What are you afraid of her doing?"

Master Li said: "The cousin doesn't object to the big guy chasing Zhang Bing, but do you dare to let her know that this is the overlord chasing Yu Ji? Besides-I have to see Yin Xiaotian."

I waved my hand and said, "Go, go, and watch your "What's going to kill you, my love"." Master Li glared at me, and asked Baozi loudly as he ran, "Who killed Zhu Siping? "

Xiang Yu asked me: "Where is the old district committee?"

I quickly picked up a pencil and drew a few squares on a scrap paper, then pinned the pencil to my ear, pointed to a square and said, "We are here now, this is their school, and this is the old one. For the dormitory building of the district committee, if the target grandfather is the retired deputy district mayor, the specific location should be on the second and third floor of the middle unit."

"Four mouths (what is this)?" Qin Shihuang asked, pointing to the two openings on the square representing C.

"These are the two gates of the target school."

Jing Ke put the semiconductor on his ears, put his other hand on the newspaper, and asked coldly: "I must first know which door the target is used to going to, and how many people are there in general around her?"

This is the clearest and most concise sentence he has expressed since I met Ersha. Xiang Yu shivered and said, "You don't want to kill her, right?"

I pointed to Er's silly room and said, "Kezi, this is nothing to do with you. You can go to sleep."

After Jing Ke left, I coughed and said, "Let's call the target Zhang Bing."

Xiang Yu used **** to hold down the squares on the newspaper representing the old district committee dormitory and pawnshop, and asked: "I want to know how far we are from her home?"

I took off the pencil, drew choppyly, and said, "There are Steel Street and Minzhu Road between them. There are two studios and no less than three cafes along the way. You can ask her on the way to take her home. Watch a movie and have a coffee—Of course you can’t drive the current car. Bangzi will get you a car. He will come back tonight if he comes back.”

Xiang Yu said strangely: "Watching a movie and drinking coffee?"

I said, "Yes, of course you have to send flowers and date during the day at the beginning. Oh, by the way, Brother Yu, you have to learn to send text messages. I will give you a cell phone tomorrow."

Xiang Yu stayed for a long time at first, and said: "These...I don't know how."

"Will there be anything, can you give flowers to women? Women love flowers. Flowers are the **** of plants..." I looked at Xiang Yu, who was dumbfounded, and said in surprise, "Don't you dare?"

Xiang Yu immediately said, "What can I not dare?"

"Yeah, what's so terrible about you being the King of Chu? Think about the **** romance between you and your sister-in-law, and you can flirt and swear when surrounded by hundreds of people."

Xiang Yu whispered: "I would rather be surrounded by hundreds of people."

Now I can completely see that our Xichu Overlord is indeed stage fright.

But it is not easy to find hundreds of people to surround them so that the scene of the year can be reproduced?

Do you want 300? When the time comes, everything will be real. Discuss with the 300. Anyway, one year is left, and the **** is alive. Let Xiang Yu kill and play? Will they agree? It's almost the same unless Yue Fei picks up girls.

Damn, this method of UU reading www.uukanshu.com actually made me think of it. I'm too humorous, right? 93b30

At this time, an unfamiliar call came in, and the answer was that it was Yan Jingsheng. He used the first month's salary I gave him to buy a mobile phone. He came to me mainly to complain about the Liangshan hero and Li Bai. He was angrily Said: "Director Xiao, who are the teachers you hired? You know that they are all teaching martial arts every day when they are full. It is excusable for them to be casual. The most annoying is the Chinese teacher Li. Teacher, I am drunk every day. One day I went to discuss with him about class. Guess what he told me?"

I was also curious and asked: "What?"

"He told me, ‘I’m drunk and sleepy, let’s go.’"

I said, "Is this Li Bai's poem?"

Filled with righteous indignation, Yan Jingsheng said loudly, "It doesn't matter whether it is Li Bai's poem or not, but the last sentence is important."

"What did he say?"

"He said to me: ‘I’m drunk and sleepy, let’s go, go to your mother’!"

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