The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

Su Ling began to teach the employees how to be a boss.

Su Ling asked Gu Qing to sit at the top, and then arranged a position of equal status for the "ghost king" played by Shi Kongzan.

Below, stood Sheng Ze, Meng Xiaoman, Wu Pan, Chang Bai and Chang Wu in sequence.

In the Underworld, the King of Ghosts and the King of Hades are equal in status, and each takes charge of one side, and usually quarrels a lot. As a result, this is the first time that Gu Qing is sitting and Sheng Ze is standing.

Lu Qing looked at the ghost king who rarely bowed his head, covered his mouth, and bent over with a happy smile.

Sheng Ze: Chest tightness, shortness of breath.

Shi Kongbu, who is a head taller than the real ghost king: ... It's over, I'm going to die QAQ.

Under Su Ling's guidance, the ghosts first rehearsed the scene of the trial of ghosts in the Palace of the King of Hades.

At the end of the scene, the interim director Su Ling expressed his dissatisfaction: "Except for Gu Qing, all of you acted too badly!"

All the ghosts are crazy OS: what can we do?

You are such a wrong character, let us feel very helpless!

——After all, there is no ghost who is full and has nothing to do to observe how his colleagues do things, right?

Su Ling seemed to see everyone's dissatisfaction, and first criticized Chang Bai by name: "Xiaobai, what you want to play is Hei Wuchang. It is said that Hei Wuchang is very fierce. If there is any disagreement, he will whip the ghost who is going away..."

All the ghosts squinted at Chang Wu, their eyes full of condemnation.

Chang Wu: ...I'm not, I didn't use a whip or something!

Su Ling said earnestly: "So Xiaobai, don't be smiling all the time, be fierce and indifferent. Yes, it's best to keep a cold face like Xiao Wu."

Chang Wu: ...

Chang Bai couldn't hold back, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Boss, if this is the case, why don't you let your brother play the role of black impermanence?"

Su Ling also seemed to think that this idea was good, his eyes lit up, but he was troubled and said: "If Xiaowu pretends to be black and impermanent, then what are you pretending to be?"

Chang Bai smiled innocently: "Bai Wuchang."

Su Ling looked him up and down, and shook his head: "No, no, no, Bai Wuchang has a warm and cold face, he looks like a good old man, but he looks like a black-bellied person, Xiaobai, you are too innocent to be suitable."

Hearing this, Chang Bai performed "The Smile Gradually Disappears" on the spot.

The rest of the ghosts still held back their laughter.

After a long while, Chang Bai muffled and said, "The client doesn't know what Bai Wuchang looks like, and it just so happens that my name has the word Bai again..."

Su Ling looked at him, his eyes were a little indescribable.

After hesitating for a while, he sighed in compromise: "Well, I didn't expect you to have such a soft spot for Bai Wuchang, so you and Xiaowu should change roles."

Chang Bai got the result he wanted, but inexplicably felt even more aggrieved.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, other "actors" put forward their opinions one after another.

Meng Xiaoman said sincerely: "I want to change roles too! I have the same surname as Po Meng, and I want to play Po Meng!"

Wu Pan followed and said, "I have Judgment in my name, and I want to act as a judge."

Shi Kongbu's voice trembled: "Boss, can I change my identity with Shengze..."

Su Ling readily agreed to Xiao Man and Wu Juan's request, and coldly rejected Shi Kong's funeral: "You can't."

Shi Kongzun was stunned: why? !

Su Ling seemed very ruthless at this time, but what he said was especially reasonable: "Because Aze is acting in his true colors. Can you play the King of Earth Tibet better than him? Obviously not."

Shi Kongbu really wanted to shout loudly: I can! ! !

Ghosts: ... Poof.

He really can!

However, under Sheng Ze's silence, all the ghosts remained obediently silent without saying a word.

While suffering from the ghost king's eye knife, Shi Kongbu, who still couldn't get back his true identity, could only tighten his sleeves, squatting in the corner of the wall and thinking about life.

Now, most of the ghosts have changed back to their true identities. They gathered together and are gearing up to give Director Su a surprise!

Another rehearsal ended, and all the ghosts held their heads high, waiting proudly for Director Su's compliment.

#The boss will definitely praise our real acting skills#

#After all, it is the true color to play#

#Accidentally performing too well is really helpless#

result……

Su Ling frowned dissatisfied: "Your acting skills are too bad!"

Ghosts: Huh? ? ?

Su Ling called the names one by one bluntly: "Xiaobai, you are too simple; Xiaowu, you are too restrained; Xiaoman, you are too unrestrained; Xiaopan, you are too sluggish; Kongbu, your acting is too obscene."

Ghosts: ...

Su Ling sighed helplessly, and said sadly: "You want to enter the inner world of the character, you want to enter the drama!"

All the ghosts roared, "We're already very into the drama!"

Su Ling was also worried: "Then dig out the characters again, dig deeper. There is also the script, we have to think about it carefully, we will finally perform the real Palace of the King of Hades!"

The ghosts were going crazy with worry: "But the real Palace of the King of Hades is like this!"

Gu Qingqing clenched his fist and put it near his mouth, barely covering the corners of his lips that could not help but ask, "Xiao Ling, what is your understanding of the Temple of the King of Hell?"

Su Ling began to snap his fingers, and said seriously: "First of all, the Palace of the Underworld is the official representative of the underworld, so the atmosphere must be sufficiently majestic and serious."

The employees of the Palace of the Underworld who are actually making jokes every day: ...

Su Ling continued: "Secondly, Mr. Judge, Mr. Wuchang, and Mrs. Meng are all officials selected from countless ghosts. Every word and deed has been tested, so their work attitude must be serious and rigorous."

Ghost employees who arrive late and leave early from time to time, and spend their days dawdling every year: ...

Su Ling sighed: "Finally, the King of Hades is the highest official in the palace. Normally, the people below must do things. Brother Gu, you just need to sit in the hall and put them on display. But they just pushed things to you, which is too inappropriate." It's real! The traces of acting are too heavy!"

In fact, they are ghost employees who are good at pushing the pot and let Hades wipe their ass all the year round:...

On the other hand, Gu Qing nodded approvingly and said appreciatively, "That's right."

——This is the ideal Hades Hall in his mind!

In the end, in order to let everyone "understand the characters" better, Director Su wrote the script himself, and asked everyone to recite the lines in detail.

The ghosts looked at the script and seemed to have complaints.

Meng Xiaoman muttered: "Grandma Meng is a cutie, so she wouldn't speak so eccentrically..."

Judge Wu was also dissatisfied: "How come the judge is completely unreasonable?"

Chang Wu and Chang Bai had complicated expressions: "Black and white are impermanent, so it feels like I have no brains..."

There is also Shi Kongbu, who is pretending to be the king of ghosts. In his script, there is actually a scene where he scolds "Ksitigarbha" Sheng Ze!

Shi Kongzang held the script in fear, shaking and shaking, seriously thinking that it would be too late for him to ask Xiaoman for a bowl of soup and go directly to reincarnate...

As for Sheng Ze, who played the role of Ksitigarbha, looking at the full version of "Amitabha", and facing Su Ling's request for him to wear a bald headgear, he once again thought of "let's just confess his identity".

——A man can bend and stretch, but he must not be bald!

Sheng Ze was completely depressed.

Only Gu Qing, who was the only one in the audience who could play freely, put his sleeves on his sleeves and smiled like an old fox, with the words "gloating" written all over his forehead.

Sheng Ze gritted his teeth.

Lu Qing seemed to be melancholy, but also sighed mockingly: "This is self-inflicted evil, you can't live."

Hearing this, Sheng Ze gritted his teeth.

"Actually, the Palace of the King of Hell is really not what you imagined, boss..." Finally, Meng Xiaoman couldn't help muttering.

Su Ling's hearing was excellent, and she turned her head sharply and said, "Do you know the real Palace of the King of Hades?"

Meng Xiaoman opened his mouth, held it back for a long time, and then stammered, "No, I don't know."

Su Ling looked at her lovingly, and educated her earnestly: "If you don't know, don't talk nonsense. Listen to me, you're right. If you really don't believe me, ask someone in the industry——Brother Gu, Aze, is it me who is the king of hell?" Say so?"

Lu Qing glanced leisurely across the faces of the ghosts, smiled, and calmly nodded, "Yes."

So, Su Ling looked at Sheng Ze again.

All the ghosts also turned their heads and looked at Lord Ghost King begging for help.

——We really don’t want to play the “self” in the script.

Sheng Ze was silent for a moment, and upholding the spirit of "dead fellows never die poor ones", he flexibly agreed, "Yes."

A hammer is fixed.

The light in the eyes of the ghosts went out.

#Ya的so you are such a perverted ghost king#

#In the future, it will be a tracheitis#

The client woke up from the dream in a daze, opened his eyes, but in front of him was not a familiar scene, but a completely strange place.

He moved his hands and feet and found himself chained to the chair.Right in front of him, a brazier was burning, and the raging flames in the brazier were not the normal warm yellow, but a chilling icy blue.

——Reminiscent of "wild fire" for no reason.

The client looked around in horror, only to realize that the room was almost full of "people", all half-hidden in the darkness, looking at him eeriely.

If you read it correctly, one of the two "people" at the end is holding a wrist-thick iron chain covered with blood-stained iron thorns, while the other is holding a handle With a big spoon, keep stirring the bubbling hot slurry.

The client swallowed subconsciously.

There was another young man sitting in the hall, and when he woke up, the man slapped the gavel, his voice was neither soft nor heavy, but extremely dignified: "Who is this man?"

A scholar next to the man stepped forward, holding a Langhao brush in one hand, flipping through the book in the other, flipping through the book for a while, and then said: "Back to the king of hell, this man is called Zhang Weiruo, and his life is up today, so he was taken away by black and white impermanence." to here."

Yama!

Black and white impermanence!

The client's breath almost didn't come up.

"Oh?" Gu Qing's facial features were hidden in the dark, and there was a wicked joke in his eyes, but the words he said were serious and frightening, "Just take a look, judge, did this person do bad things in his life? If so, Never forgive."

Your Honor!

Legend has it that the magistrate who judges good and evil even if he interrupts life and death!

The client was shivering all over, and the iron chains were rustling.

Black and white impermanence showed contempt, and disgust in his heart - he was so timid.

With a tick of the judge's Zhu pen, he reported to the king of Hades: "My lord, this person has committed a serious crime and deserves to go to the eighteenth level of hell."

With a single sentence, he went straight to the eighteenth level of hell.

All the ghosts sighed sadly in their hearts - what if Boss Su really thinks that Yan Wangdian's actions are so unreasonable?

Lu Qing didn't have any scruples, and he was quite satisfied when he heard this: "Yes."

Originally, the client was frightened by the scene and dared not speak, but seeing that he was about to be sentenced, he had no choice but to shout out: "My lord, I am wronged, I am wronged!"

Lu Qing's voice was deep and disdainful: "Do you know how many people have complained here?"

The client seemed to be a bit stupid, he didn't realize that it was a sarcasm, but subconsciously asked back with his brain cramping: "How much?"

Gu Qing choked suddenly.

He hurriedly looked at Wu Pan, and his eyes signaled - how many people are there?

Wu Juan's heart tightened, and he looked at Chang Bai again, forcefully throwing this difficult problem to him.

Chang Bai, whose face was covered with white powder by Su Ling, scolded his mother in his heart, but he said nonsense calmly on his face: "There are countless."

The client was stunned: "Oh."

It sounds inexplicably disappointed.

The veins on Chang Bai's forehead twitched for no reason.

Su Ling hid in the dark, jumping anxiously, constantly mouthing to remind Chang Bai that he has a black belly!Black belly!

In fact, Chang Bai didn't think he had a dark belly, but at the request of his boss, he had to think hard about these two words, and then, with a pure and harmless smile, he said: "You don't have to I'm afraid, if you really have wronged, the adults will make the decision for you."

Zhang Weiruo was full of hope: "Can you be exonerated if you confess?"

"I can't." Chang Bai smiled and showed his white teeth, "But if you don't confess, you will be punished harder."

This expression is good, and he has deeply grasped the essence of black belly!

Su Ling gratifiedly fisted Chang Bobi.

That means - GoodJob Chang Xiaobai!

However, Chang Bai's brain circuit is—threat of force?no problem!

So, Chang Bai shook the iron chain in his hand, and said to the client with the most innocent smile: "If you don't say anything, I will hit you!"

Lu Qing covered his face, and couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Sheng Ze also covered his face, feeling ashamed.

After all, they theoretically belong to the same unit now.

Client: ...

Inexplicably feel that this session of hell is a bit of a snake spirit, really.

The author has something to say: I'm back~

Congratulations to cute little Zou Yuebai for obtaining [Arsenal of Impermanence in Black and White], which contains: mace, soul lock chain, magma water, skinning knife, and pepper water.It is strongly recommended to put it in the bedroom to ward off evil spirits.

Congratulations to koala and a bag of big biscuits for winning [Boss Su's roll call and criticism].

#苏博士的标名断#: Inherited from Wu Juan’s nagging skills, Boss Su will whisper in your ear day and night, "You are not good enough in the play", "You have not figured out the character's heart", "You have acted well. Not like yourself" and other critical quotations are randomly rotated, and when you read it, you are in a trance, your body is thin, and you doubt your life...

Congratulations to all the little angels who were fed for getting the [Performance Opportunity], there are a total of 2 types of characters to choose from: bull head and horse face.The function of the bull head: it can shout "moo"; the function of the horse face: it can shout "yo".

(Ma Mian: Did I yell like that?!?)

Thanks to Zou Yuebai for throwing 1 [Bazooka], 1 [Grenade] and 2 [Mines];

Thanks to koala, a bag of big cookies for the [mines].

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [nutrient solution]: 34 bottles of Shanyou Fusu; 16 bottles of Lu Chaoci; 5 bottles of a bag of big sweet cakes; 1 bottle of Jiaozijiang and Muyoumu.

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