The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

Su Ling and the others didn't intend to scare customers.

However, Jingling started from the client at the beginning, and when entrusting it, the client was secretive and refused to tell the truth, so Su Lingsi thought about it, and felt that this matter still had to be looked at by the client himself.

As a client whose life is threatened and who has a secret in his heart, what is the most effective way?

Intimidation.

Intimidate him, tell him that "the thing" is coming.

The customer finally relaxed after talking on the phone with Su Ling for over an hour.After hanging up the phone, with a sullen face, he went to the bathroom to take a bath and take a rest.

Looking carefully, the mirror in the bathroom seemed to be smashed by something, and after the customer turned on the hot water, he stood in front of the foggy mirror and threatened in a low voice: "Don't even think about coming out."

The mirror trembled uncontrollably, and an angry hand slowly stretched out from the mirror, grabbing in the direction of the client.

However, in the next second, a light popped out of the client's body, and the hand was severely burned, and he had to retract quickly.

Another crack appeared on the mirror body.

The customer shook the evil spirit beads hanging around his neck, and looked at the mirror mockingly: "You can't control yourself."

He watched the mirror coldly, sobbing unwillingly, trembling...

Suddenly, his right shoulder was tapped lightly.

"Who?!" The customer quickly turned around, but there was no one behind him.

After a while, he was tapped again on the left shoulder.

"Who the hell?!" The customer gritted his teeth and turned around fiercely.

Still no one.

The customer was tortured by continuous shoulder slaps, his eyes were red, and he slammed into the mirror with anger: "Don't make trouble for me, I'm not afraid of you!"

Mirror: ... none of my business, really.

"Hee hee hee."

A strange laugh rang in his ears.

The customer suddenly felt a thump in his heart, his hair shuddered, and there was a chill on his back——no, this is not the voice of Jingling!

"Hahahaha."

With a sullen face, the customer shouted loudly: "Come if you have the ability, I'm not afraid of you!"

As a result, the strangely smiling voice suddenly became serious, and said cheerfully, "Okay, I'm here."

As friendly as an old friend.

client:? ? ?

No, no, you don't have to be so obedient!

"bang bang bang-"

The door of the bathroom is constantly being hit by external forces and is about to deform at any time.

The customer subconsciously slumped back on the toilet in horror, swallowed, and said in a haunting voice: "What do you want to do!"

The things outside sounded quite negotiable. Hearing this, he really stopped banging on the door and said strangely, "Hey, didn't you ask me to come?"

"No, I don't want you! You go!" The customer hugged himself tremblingly.

"Oh, okay." The voice muttered softly.

The customer was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but the voice suddenly changed his mind and said regretfully, "It still doesn't work, I still need to find my eyeballs."

really!A ghost is looking for eyeballs!

The client hugged herself tightly and burst into tears.

"Did you see my eyeball?"

"No, no!" the customer yelled.

"No, you lied to me."

The customer broke down and said: "I didn't lie to you, your eyeballs are really not here!"

"Okay, if you can't find it..." The voice paused, and suddenly started laughing again, "Then give me your eyeballs! Hehehe."

"Do not--"

The customer screamed, finally rolled his eyes, and passed out.

Su Ling let out a dissatisfied "Tsk", and walked in directly through the bathroom door, complaining: "This is too frightening."

Meng Xiaoman still had lingering fears in his heart, looked at Su Ling in horror, and said sincerely: "It's the boss, you are too scary."

——The "hee hee hee" at the end just now is really scary, isn't it!

Su Ling kicked the unconscious client rudely with her toes, and ordered: "Put him back to the bed and see if he can ask anything when he wakes up."

Meng Xiaoman remembered the boss's brutal behavior just now, and nodded repeatedly: "Okay!"

Su Ling asked them to carry him back to the room, but he stayed in the bathroom and looked around carefully.

Finally, his gaze settled in front of the cracked mirror.

"So many scars? Could this be the key to Jingling?" Su Ling said to himself.

"At present, the mirror spirit comes and goes without a trace. There is no pattern at all. If you can't catch it, you can't deal with it, but... what if you completely break its attachment?" Su Ling muttered to herself. .

Then, his gaze shifted unkindly to the mirror.

Mirror:……

Jing Ling only had time to let out a short scream, but the scream was not complete, and was directly and violently broken by Su Ling.

Su Ling also passed out completely at the moment of breaking through.

Shi Kongbu and Changwu who just helped carry a person there: ...! !

Su Ling entered a dreamland.

The scene in front of him seemed to be separated by a layer of veil, making it difficult to see clearly.until--

"Brother Pei."

A small boy in a blue robe leaped over and hugged a taller boy.

The boy was holding a bundle of fish in his hand, and water was dripping from his trouser legs.Seeing the boy, he looked around dumbfounded, and said anxiously: "Seventh prince, why are you here? Did you betray me?"

As soon as the words were finished, an old butler rushed out from the corner, shouting with a pale face, "It's not good, my son, the seventh prince is gone—lah."

Because the housekeeper saw the Seventh Prince, Wei Yin unconsciously let go.

The Seventh Prince threw himself on the young man's legs, looking at him innocently and cheerfully.

……

The scene of the dream kept changing, and the boy's figure slowly grew, gradually growing into a green onion... the appearance of a big baby.

And the appearance rate of "Brother Zi Pei" is also increasing day by day.

"Brother Zipei, I want to eat sugar man."

"Brother Zipei, I don't understand this passage."

"Brother Zipei, Brother Second Emperor, they bullied me."

Su Ling was amused for a while - this little boy clearly regarded "Brother Zipei" as a superman and looked for him for everything.

But the surprise is that since "Brother Zipei" has not turned his face, he has been trying his best to satisfy this "Seventh Prince".

And, besides "Brother Zipei", another name keeps appearing.

The cute and cute seventh prince called him glutinously: "Big brother."

Su Ling: Hmm... It sounds like this man has big breasts...

The eldest prince had blue veins popping up on his forehead, and said patiently: "...Brother Da Huang."

"Oh." The seventh prince obediently responded, and then smiled, "Big brother~"

The eldest prince was furious... and hugged the seventh prince.

"Forget it, call it if you want..." The eldest prince muttered in a low voice.

The Seventh Prince couldn't help complaining: "I can't recite books, the master always punishes me."

The First Prince said helplessly, "I'll teach you."

The Seventh Prince clapped his hands softly, and exclaimed: "Brother's homework is the best!"

……

The dream changed again, and later, the eldest prince was sent down by the emperor and ended his life with a glass of poisoned wine.

"Live well, Xiao Qi."

The eldest prince smiled at him tenderly, and then drank the glass of wine without hesitation.

The Seventh Prince burst into tears, but did not move.He just stood there until it was dark, and after the head eunuch urged him repeatedly, he walked back to his palace with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

Since then, the milk bun who always smiled glutinously has completely turned into an unkind and moody seventh prince.

Three years later, the "Sheng family" was also sent down, and "Brother Zipei" invited him to the barracks.Before leaving, come to him to say goodbye.

"Xiao Qi, be good."

Sheng Zipei stood at the door, looking tenderly at the Seventh Prince's angry refusal to look at his back.

When Sheng Zipei walked out step by step, the Seventh Prince finally turned his head, but this time, he didn't cry anymore, but there seemed to be strange emotions in his eyes.

He watched the candlelight and kept watch all night.

The subsequent plot was basically the same as what Chang Bai told him.

Sheng Zipei continued to plan in the army, and finally became a famous general.With his assistance, the Seventh Prince first became the crown prince, and finally became the emperor.

"Zi Pei, I now hope that the world will be peaceful." The Seventh Prince lowered his eyes and said softly.

Sheng Zipei was wrapped in thick armor, smiling as before: "Okay."

The cooperation between the two became more and more harmonious. After the frontier was stabilized, Sheng Zipei rushed to the capital full of joy, only to learn that the emperor had passed away one step earlier.

After the death of the seventh prince, his soul wandered alone in the imperial city until...he met Chang Bai.

At that time, Chang Bai still had a childish look on his face, he was holding a soul chain in his hand, and he was chewing something with his round mouth, and he warmly greeted the soul of the Seventh Prince: "I am Master Bai Wuchang, and I am here to invite you. You go to the underworld."

The Seventh Prince was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "What about Hei Wuchang?"

Chang Bai frowned vigilantly: "Why are you looking for my brother?"

At this time, Su Ling finally merged with the soul of the Seventh Prince. Looking at the familiar yet unfamiliar Chang Bai, he said with a smile and a good air: "Of course he is paid!"

The dream ended here, Su Ling opened his eyes in a daze, and saw ghosts surrounded him, and all of them had very sad faces.

"The boss is fine!"

Meng Xiaoman's exclamation attracted all the attention.

Sheng Ze was the first to come back to his senses, and looked at him with concern: "What's wrong with you? Are you all right?"

Su Ling stared at him blankly.

At the end of the dream, he had basically recovered his memory. The so-called Seventh Prince was himself.And Sheng Zipei, that general, was Sheng Ze.

And the "big brother" whom he swallowed one by one, turned out to be Gu Qing.

It turned out that he had met Chang Bai and Chang Wu before, and now their identities are self-evident.

There are also Meng Xiaoman, Shi Kongzan, Wu Pan, etc., although he has never met them before, but... you can tell who they are just by their names, okay? ! !

So how stupid it is to never doubt yourself!

Doubting this matter is like an ant nest in a dam. It’s okay if you don’t doubt it. Once you doubt it, the embankment of a thousand miles will collapse completely.

As for why I lost my memory, why did Lu Qing become the King of Hades, how did the great general Sheng Ze become the Ksitigarbha King, and how to expose the obviously false identity of the Ksitigarbha King...

None of these questions matter!

Su Ling looked at the surrounding ghosts, and felt a sense of ignorance in his heart, but he forced himself to be suppressed by him, and said calmly: "I thought of a way to get the client to recruit from the truth."

Although Sheng Ze was most concerned about Su Ling's body, after hearing what he said, he followed his lead and asked, "What can I do?"

Su Ling sneered in his heart, but his face was cute: "Torture to extract a confession."

Sheng Ze:? ? ?

It's so fierce, isn't it good?

Su Ling shook his head and said with a smile: "It's not really torture to extract a confession, but we pretended that he went to the underworld and was forced to stand trial. We used all kinds of oil pans and knives to frighten him. He will definitely confess."

"It just so happens that Brother Gu is the King of Hades, and Aze is the King of Earth Store, so it's fine to act in his true colors. Chang Wu and Chang Bai, I heard that Black and White Wuchang are also two brothers, so Xiaobai, you can pretend to be Black and Wuchang, and Xiaowu to play White impermanence."

"And Xiao Man, you and Wu Pan, well, no one has ever said that Po Meng is a woman, so let Wu Pan play the role of Meng Po, and Xiao Man, you play the judge..."

"In the end, Shi Kong will bury you." Su Ling was distressed for a while, then clapped his hands and said, "There is no other vacancy, so why don't you play the ghost king!"

All the ghosts:? ? !

Boss, if you just point your fingers, the result will be completely messed up, okay? !

The author has something to say: It's a serious loss, let's see how Boss Su, who has recovered his memory, fights back and kills this group of boss employees!

As for the past of Su Ling and Sheng Ze, this is the end of the main text, and the other details (love, hate, love and hatred) will be clarified in the extra episode.

After all, I haven't given out a knife seriously yet, and somehow I'm looking forward to giving out blades. (However, it does not match the style of the main text, so I put it aside)

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Updates in the past few days... depends on fate.

The reason is that the author is traveling in Japan these days, whether he can code or not depends entirely on luck.In fact, in the past two days, I have been typing words on the bus. I blame your comments for being too enthusiastic, which makes people unable to keep updating.

I will return to China on the 8th. After returning to China, I will draw a lottery and give away small snacks and small gifts from Japan!Please look forward to blingbling~

Congratulations to today's champion bridge bean sack (hhhh just happens to be in Japan) for winning [the vest that the bosses dropped all over the place]!

Pick it up, blow it up, count it, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

Congratulations to the cute little Tuji and Xiao Shanshan for obtaining the status: [Friends of the Seventh Prince].

Attribute: As the Seventh Prince's friend, there are no benefits, the only thing in common is that they all died unexpectedly...

Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 2 sacks of bridge beans;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

A few to 12 bottles of cute little rabbits; 10 bottles of I am your Dong Xiaoshan.