The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute
Chapter 66 Abuse of lynching
The ancients said that riches and honors cannot be promiscuous, mighty...
Mighty must bend!
Zhang Weiruo admitted in a very sensible way: "I say, I say."
Satisfied, Chang Bai urged, "Say it quickly."
Zhang Weiruo took a deep breath, then opened his mouth, with a confused look on his face: "What should I say?"
Chang Bai frowned unhappily, cursing inwardly: How do we know what you are going to say?
After thinking about it, he said vaguely: "Be careful, what bad things did you do during your lifetime?"
Zhang Weiruo nodded hesitantly, thought hard for a moment, and suddenly said: "I remember, three days ago, I met an old lady who fell to the ground on the road, but because I was afraid of being raped, I didn't help her up."
Chang Bai slandered endlessly in his heart, but he had to maintain a calm look on his face: "What else?"
Zhang Weiruo's expression became more and more complicated, and he continued to confess: "A week ago, the neighbor's car was not parked properly and took up our place, so I got angry and used the key to swipe the door of the car."
Chang Bai was so angry that he wanted to throw the chain in his face at his face!
Who wants to hear such nonsense?
What he wants to hear is about Jingling, okay?
"Ah."
Sheng Ze suddenly chuckled.
He raised his eyebrows and gave Chang Bai a serious look.
The disgust in his eyes was obvious.
Chang Bai pursed his lips, and silently took half a step back without saying a word.
"Avoid the important and take the light, I don't know what to say." Sheng Ze made such a judgment first.
Then, his brows and eyes drooped slightly, he looked at the client indifferently, and said lightly: "The records of all events in the book of life and death, you don't really think that this matter can be hidden from the King of Hades, do you?"
Zhang Weiruo's heart skipped a beat——
Threats and lures may be bluffing; on the contrary, such a flat attitude that does not take him seriously at all, the more it shows that the other party has really grasped the truth.
At the same time, Su Ling raised an eyebrow in the dark.
Originally, according to the script, this line was for Chang Bai, but from what I saw just now, Chang Bai was obviously a little bit overwhelmed.
Now that this sentence came out of Sheng Ze's mouth, it added a bit of credibility.
however……
Su Ling couldn't help but roll his eyes when he thought of the word "Yan Wang" he said - the script clearly said "Lord Hades", but Sheng Ze obviously couldn't say it!
Gu Qing leisurely played with the gavel in his hand, his eyes swept over Su Ling and Sheng Ze meaningfully.
Sheng Ze didn't notice him, but looked at the client, his eyes seemed to be looking at ants: "The reason why Bai Wuchang asked you is not because we need it, but because the government has always adhered to the principle of being frank and lenient, so I will give you a chance." That's all."
Zhang Weiruo panicked, and hurriedly said: "I would like to confess!"
Being in a superior position, Sheng Ze knew very well how to induce a confession would be the best, so he immediately raised a smile mockingly, "It's too late."
"Black and white impermanence."
"exist!"
Sheng Ze said indifferently: "Drag on."
"twitter!"
Gu Qing: ...? ? ?
twitter?
Changwu Changbai: ...
I accidentally said it smoothly.
Shi Kongzan, Meng Xiaoman and Wu Juan immediately expressed their moral condemnation to this pair of servile brothers with their eyes!
Seeing that something was wrong, Zhang Weiruo hurriedly called for help: "I say, I say, as long as you don't send me to hell!"
However, the script has gone completely off track.
Black and white impermanence, and Meng Po's judge all "hehehe" lewdly. Laughing, rubbing their sleeves and touching their arms, they wished they could end up in person and abuse lynching.
Client:! ! !
This hell is simply too unreasonable and violent!
"Cough cough."
Gu Qing cleared his throat, and shook his head in disapproval - don't make trouble, your immediate boss is still here.
The ghosts retreated unwillingly.
So far, although the script has deviated, it has achieved better results than expected.The client didn't dare to hide any more, and directly explained the matter about Jing Ling.
After Sheng Ze pried his mouth open, he didn't want to control him anymore, but moved another chair and sat on the same level as Gu Qing.
Gu Qing: ...
Su Ling's teeth itch when he saw it.
——This is seeing that the vest is about to fall, and he simply gave up on himself?
The client was most afraid of the King of Hell, Sheng Ze, who had a calm face in front of him. He didn't dare to look at the situation, and lowered his head, admitting despondently: "That mirror spirit was raised by me."
The King of Hades and the King of Ghosts obviously didn't care about anything, Wu Juan took a step forward consciously, and asked, "It's not a good thing, why are you raising this?"
Zhang Weiruo pursed the corners of his lips, and said: "Jingling can know the past life, this matter is not just a legend."
"My ancestors used to be celestial masters. When they went out, they saw Jingling by accident. They wrote down the incident and passed it down to future generations, and told future generations how to raise Jingling." Zhang Weiruo [-] said.
Wu Pan picked up a pen, wrote it down on the paper, and asked seriously, "How to raise it?"
——It has to be said that Judge Wu at this time is indeed a serious and rigorous judge.
Su Ling thought of the rumors he had heard before, and couldn't help shaking his head secretly, and smiled.
Zhang Weiruo said honestly: "Take a bowl of blood essence every day, and smear the blood essence on the mirror to form a certain pattern. After persisting in this way for a month, the mirror will become self-conscious. At this time, you can let it recognize the master. gone."
Wu Pan's expression remained motionless, and he said again: "What's the use of recognizing the Lord?"
Zhang Weiruo frowned, and continued: "The mirror spirits after recognizing the master are different from those who have not recognized the master. They will never hurt the master, and whenever the master asks them, they will know everything and say everything."
Judge Wu nodded: "What do you want to ask?"
Zhang Weiruo was inexplicably embarrassed, he hesitated and didn't say anything.
Wu Juan shouted angrily: "Say!"
Zhang Weiruo was startled suddenly, with cold sweat dripping on his forehead, he quickly replied: "The man who is destined."
There was a crack in Wu Pan's dignified expression.
Why is it another marriage seeker?
Zhang Weiruo blushed and explained in a low voice: "I am not young, but I have never met the one I like... So I want to ask, who is my marriage in the previous life? If she doesn't come to look for her If I do, I can find her."
Wu Pan mechanically recorded the text, and then, he was worried about the pronoun.
Wu Pan struggled for a long time before he tilted his head and said hesitantly, "My favorite... which gender is he?"
Zhang Weiruo was shocked: "Your Honor, you..."
Wu Pan immediately turned his face down, and threatened: "Don't think about it!"
Zhang Weiruo: ... I haven't thought about it yet!
Wu Juan didn't ask any more questions, he just made a big tick and added "it".
Meng Xiaoman glanced at it, feeling inexplicably that he was reading a novel about human and animal love.
Zhang Weiruo continued to explain: "The mirror spirit was pretty obedient before, but who knew it became more and more uncontrollable later. One night I woke up from a dream and found that half of my body had entered the world of mirrors!"
Wu Juan sneered: "Raising it with essence and blood is simply the way to raise a kid. Of course you can't control it."
Zhang Weiruo obviously regretted it: "It was also after that time that I realized that the thing in the mirror was not a good person, so I went to the temple and asked for a talisman to keep me safe. By the way, Mr. Judge, how did I die? Is it because I was caught in the mirror?" Was it killed by the spirit?"
As Zhang Weiruo was talking, he suddenly became agitated.
"I knew it, it's an ungrateful thing! It took advantage of my inattention and killed me. I should have smashed it if I knew it earlier, and let it die!" Zhang Weiruo gritted his teeth, looking extremely regretful.
Wu Juan coughed twice in embarrassment, and couldn't bear to let Jing Ling take the blame, so he kindly explained: "You were not harmed by Jing Ling, you were scared to death by the ghost at home."
Zhang Weiruo froze, and asked stupidly: "Are there other ghosts at home?"
Of course there is!And there are so many of them!
Wu Juan silently counted the ghosts present, and lit a piece of wax for Zhang Weiruo in his heart.
Zhang Weiruo took the initiative to tell the truth, and Wu Juan followed his lead and asked a few questions, but he never got to the topic Su Ling wanted.
Su Ling looked impatient, but couldn't hold back, took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Wu Pan to remind him: [Ask him why the mirror spirit can affect other people! 】
Unfortunately, Wu Pan's phone was not on silent.
So, during the serious interrogation session, a crisp prompt sound broke the tense atmosphere around - "Ding Dong!"
Judge Wu: ...
Zhang Weiruo: ...
Su Ling: ...
Wu Juan stood silently for a while, then calmly took out the phone from his back pocket, turned on the screen, and glanced at it.
Zhang Weiruo's expression became more and more complicated.
Wu Juan put the phone back, held back for a while, and explained: "The underworld must also keep pace with the times."
Zhang Weiruo was afraid that the magistrate would stab him to death, so he nodded repeatedly: "I understand, I understand."
Wu Pan was very satisfied with his understanding of current affairs, and continued: "Will the Jingling you raise affect others?"
Zhang Weiruo was a little uncertain: "It depends on the situation."
Wu Juan raised his eyebrows, what did he mean - tell him the truth, I will spare your death.
Zhang Weiruo took a deep breath and tried hard to recall the notes left by his ancestors: "Jing Ling said that he is a smart little ghost, but its principle is actually to capture your deepest memory."
"I heard that Po Meng's Soup from Hell..." Speaking of this, Zhang Weiruo suddenly paused, looking at Meng Xiaoman cautiously.
Meng Xiaoman raised a sweet smile: "What's wrong with Mengpo soup?"
Zhang Weiruo was overwhelmed with the desire to survive at this moment, and hurriedly said: "I heard that the Mengpo soup in the underworld is very delicious, and it makes people never forget it!"
Sure enough, Meng Xiaoman was very satisfied with his "knowledge" and said enthusiastically: "That's good, when you reincarnate next time, I'll scoop up a few more bowls for you."
Zhang Weiruo was so "moved" that he almost cried: "Thank you, Miss Meng."
Meng Xiaoman smiled sweetly: "You're welcome."
"Hey, don't digress." Sheng Ze reminded me aloud.
——It has to be said that Lord Ghost King also has lingering fears about Xiaoman's cooking skills.
I don't want to talk about this topic at all!
Zhang Weiruo responded, and said cautiously: "Although Po Meng's soup tastes good and looks good, not to mention the hard work of Miss Meng, it also feels like home..."
Zhang Weiruo first boasted hard, and then turned around and said: "But its effect, ahem, although it is already very good now, it may be better. After all, most people still have memories of their previous lives after reincarnation. Save."
After saying this, the scene became extremely quiet for a while.
Su Ling silently took a few steps back, away from the center of the storm.
In this eerie silence, the client faintly realized that he seemed to have made a mistake, and sat there tremblingly, not daring to speak out.
Meng Xiaoman stood for a long time with no expression on his face, and then he suddenly turned to Hades, and said seriously: "My lord, can I dismantle him and use it as firewood?"
Lu Qing only hesitated for half a second.
After seeing the blazing flames in Meng Xiaoman's eyes, Lord Yan Wang nodded without principle: "Please go ahead."
As long as you don't drink Xiaoman's soup, abuse lynching and abuse lynching.
The author has something to say: Congratulations to Little Coral for getting the [Underworld Pills Taken by the King of Hades]~
Pill properties: It is a bit sweet when you first taste it, it is a bit salty when you re-eat it, it is a bit bitter when you taste it again, and it is abnormally spicy at the end.
(Coral, who was almost poisoned to death by this wonderful taste, turned over the package of the pill and saw the big words on it: Jointly produced by Meng Xiaoman and Great White Shark)
Congratulations to the following little angels who got the [Client's Blood Essence] dropped today, attribute: After applying it on the mirror, they can summon the fierce bell at midnight.
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
珊瑚40瓶;就是要苏苏苏、赫你去看海10瓶;一袋大甜饼、骄子酱4瓶;听雨轩2瓶;凌某1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Mighty must bend!
Zhang Weiruo admitted in a very sensible way: "I say, I say."
Satisfied, Chang Bai urged, "Say it quickly."
Zhang Weiruo took a deep breath, then opened his mouth, with a confused look on his face: "What should I say?"
Chang Bai frowned unhappily, cursing inwardly: How do we know what you are going to say?
After thinking about it, he said vaguely: "Be careful, what bad things did you do during your lifetime?"
Zhang Weiruo nodded hesitantly, thought hard for a moment, and suddenly said: "I remember, three days ago, I met an old lady who fell to the ground on the road, but because I was afraid of being raped, I didn't help her up."
Chang Bai slandered endlessly in his heart, but he had to maintain a calm look on his face: "What else?"
Zhang Weiruo's expression became more and more complicated, and he continued to confess: "A week ago, the neighbor's car was not parked properly and took up our place, so I got angry and used the key to swipe the door of the car."
Chang Bai was so angry that he wanted to throw the chain in his face at his face!
Who wants to hear such nonsense?
What he wants to hear is about Jingling, okay?
"Ah."
Sheng Ze suddenly chuckled.
He raised his eyebrows and gave Chang Bai a serious look.
The disgust in his eyes was obvious.
Chang Bai pursed his lips, and silently took half a step back without saying a word.
"Avoid the important and take the light, I don't know what to say." Sheng Ze made such a judgment first.
Then, his brows and eyes drooped slightly, he looked at the client indifferently, and said lightly: "The records of all events in the book of life and death, you don't really think that this matter can be hidden from the King of Hades, do you?"
Zhang Weiruo's heart skipped a beat——
Threats and lures may be bluffing; on the contrary, such a flat attitude that does not take him seriously at all, the more it shows that the other party has really grasped the truth.
At the same time, Su Ling raised an eyebrow in the dark.
Originally, according to the script, this line was for Chang Bai, but from what I saw just now, Chang Bai was obviously a little bit overwhelmed.
Now that this sentence came out of Sheng Ze's mouth, it added a bit of credibility.
however……
Su Ling couldn't help but roll his eyes when he thought of the word "Yan Wang" he said - the script clearly said "Lord Hades", but Sheng Ze obviously couldn't say it!
Gu Qing leisurely played with the gavel in his hand, his eyes swept over Su Ling and Sheng Ze meaningfully.
Sheng Ze didn't notice him, but looked at the client, his eyes seemed to be looking at ants: "The reason why Bai Wuchang asked you is not because we need it, but because the government has always adhered to the principle of being frank and lenient, so I will give you a chance." That's all."
Zhang Weiruo panicked, and hurriedly said: "I would like to confess!"
Being in a superior position, Sheng Ze knew very well how to induce a confession would be the best, so he immediately raised a smile mockingly, "It's too late."
"Black and white impermanence."
"exist!"
Sheng Ze said indifferently: "Drag on."
"twitter!"
Gu Qing: ...? ? ?
twitter?
Changwu Changbai: ...
I accidentally said it smoothly.
Shi Kongzan, Meng Xiaoman and Wu Juan immediately expressed their moral condemnation to this pair of servile brothers with their eyes!
Seeing that something was wrong, Zhang Weiruo hurriedly called for help: "I say, I say, as long as you don't send me to hell!"
However, the script has gone completely off track.
Black and white impermanence, and Meng Po's judge all "hehehe" lewdly. Laughing, rubbing their sleeves and touching their arms, they wished they could end up in person and abuse lynching.
Client:! ! !
This hell is simply too unreasonable and violent!
"Cough cough."
Gu Qing cleared his throat, and shook his head in disapproval - don't make trouble, your immediate boss is still here.
The ghosts retreated unwillingly.
So far, although the script has deviated, it has achieved better results than expected.The client didn't dare to hide any more, and directly explained the matter about Jing Ling.
After Sheng Ze pried his mouth open, he didn't want to control him anymore, but moved another chair and sat on the same level as Gu Qing.
Gu Qing: ...
Su Ling's teeth itch when he saw it.
——This is seeing that the vest is about to fall, and he simply gave up on himself?
The client was most afraid of the King of Hell, Sheng Ze, who had a calm face in front of him. He didn't dare to look at the situation, and lowered his head, admitting despondently: "That mirror spirit was raised by me."
The King of Hades and the King of Ghosts obviously didn't care about anything, Wu Juan took a step forward consciously, and asked, "It's not a good thing, why are you raising this?"
Zhang Weiruo pursed the corners of his lips, and said: "Jingling can know the past life, this matter is not just a legend."
"My ancestors used to be celestial masters. When they went out, they saw Jingling by accident. They wrote down the incident and passed it down to future generations, and told future generations how to raise Jingling." Zhang Weiruo [-] said.
Wu Pan picked up a pen, wrote it down on the paper, and asked seriously, "How to raise it?"
——It has to be said that Judge Wu at this time is indeed a serious and rigorous judge.
Su Ling thought of the rumors he had heard before, and couldn't help shaking his head secretly, and smiled.
Zhang Weiruo said honestly: "Take a bowl of blood essence every day, and smear the blood essence on the mirror to form a certain pattern. After persisting in this way for a month, the mirror will become self-conscious. At this time, you can let it recognize the master. gone."
Wu Pan's expression remained motionless, and he said again: "What's the use of recognizing the Lord?"
Zhang Weiruo frowned, and continued: "The mirror spirits after recognizing the master are different from those who have not recognized the master. They will never hurt the master, and whenever the master asks them, they will know everything and say everything."
Judge Wu nodded: "What do you want to ask?"
Zhang Weiruo was inexplicably embarrassed, he hesitated and didn't say anything.
Wu Juan shouted angrily: "Say!"
Zhang Weiruo was startled suddenly, with cold sweat dripping on his forehead, he quickly replied: "The man who is destined."
There was a crack in Wu Pan's dignified expression.
Why is it another marriage seeker?
Zhang Weiruo blushed and explained in a low voice: "I am not young, but I have never met the one I like... So I want to ask, who is my marriage in the previous life? If she doesn't come to look for her If I do, I can find her."
Wu Pan mechanically recorded the text, and then, he was worried about the pronoun.
Wu Pan struggled for a long time before he tilted his head and said hesitantly, "My favorite... which gender is he?"
Zhang Weiruo was shocked: "Your Honor, you..."
Wu Pan immediately turned his face down, and threatened: "Don't think about it!"
Zhang Weiruo: ... I haven't thought about it yet!
Wu Juan didn't ask any more questions, he just made a big tick and added "it".
Meng Xiaoman glanced at it, feeling inexplicably that he was reading a novel about human and animal love.
Zhang Weiruo continued to explain: "The mirror spirit was pretty obedient before, but who knew it became more and more uncontrollable later. One night I woke up from a dream and found that half of my body had entered the world of mirrors!"
Wu Juan sneered: "Raising it with essence and blood is simply the way to raise a kid. Of course you can't control it."
Zhang Weiruo obviously regretted it: "It was also after that time that I realized that the thing in the mirror was not a good person, so I went to the temple and asked for a talisman to keep me safe. By the way, Mr. Judge, how did I die? Is it because I was caught in the mirror?" Was it killed by the spirit?"
As Zhang Weiruo was talking, he suddenly became agitated.
"I knew it, it's an ungrateful thing! It took advantage of my inattention and killed me. I should have smashed it if I knew it earlier, and let it die!" Zhang Weiruo gritted his teeth, looking extremely regretful.
Wu Juan coughed twice in embarrassment, and couldn't bear to let Jing Ling take the blame, so he kindly explained: "You were not harmed by Jing Ling, you were scared to death by the ghost at home."
Zhang Weiruo froze, and asked stupidly: "Are there other ghosts at home?"
Of course there is!And there are so many of them!
Wu Juan silently counted the ghosts present, and lit a piece of wax for Zhang Weiruo in his heart.
Zhang Weiruo took the initiative to tell the truth, and Wu Juan followed his lead and asked a few questions, but he never got to the topic Su Ling wanted.
Su Ling looked impatient, but couldn't hold back, took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Wu Pan to remind him: [Ask him why the mirror spirit can affect other people! 】
Unfortunately, Wu Pan's phone was not on silent.
So, during the serious interrogation session, a crisp prompt sound broke the tense atmosphere around - "Ding Dong!"
Judge Wu: ...
Zhang Weiruo: ...
Su Ling: ...
Wu Juan stood silently for a while, then calmly took out the phone from his back pocket, turned on the screen, and glanced at it.
Zhang Weiruo's expression became more and more complicated.
Wu Juan put the phone back, held back for a while, and explained: "The underworld must also keep pace with the times."
Zhang Weiruo was afraid that the magistrate would stab him to death, so he nodded repeatedly: "I understand, I understand."
Wu Pan was very satisfied with his understanding of current affairs, and continued: "Will the Jingling you raise affect others?"
Zhang Weiruo was a little uncertain: "It depends on the situation."
Wu Juan raised his eyebrows, what did he mean - tell him the truth, I will spare your death.
Zhang Weiruo took a deep breath and tried hard to recall the notes left by his ancestors: "Jing Ling said that he is a smart little ghost, but its principle is actually to capture your deepest memory."
"I heard that Po Meng's Soup from Hell..." Speaking of this, Zhang Weiruo suddenly paused, looking at Meng Xiaoman cautiously.
Meng Xiaoman raised a sweet smile: "What's wrong with Mengpo soup?"
Zhang Weiruo was overwhelmed with the desire to survive at this moment, and hurriedly said: "I heard that the Mengpo soup in the underworld is very delicious, and it makes people never forget it!"
Sure enough, Meng Xiaoman was very satisfied with his "knowledge" and said enthusiastically: "That's good, when you reincarnate next time, I'll scoop up a few more bowls for you."
Zhang Weiruo was so "moved" that he almost cried: "Thank you, Miss Meng."
Meng Xiaoman smiled sweetly: "You're welcome."
"Hey, don't digress." Sheng Ze reminded me aloud.
——It has to be said that Lord Ghost King also has lingering fears about Xiaoman's cooking skills.
I don't want to talk about this topic at all!
Zhang Weiruo responded, and said cautiously: "Although Po Meng's soup tastes good and looks good, not to mention the hard work of Miss Meng, it also feels like home..."
Zhang Weiruo first boasted hard, and then turned around and said: "But its effect, ahem, although it is already very good now, it may be better. After all, most people still have memories of their previous lives after reincarnation. Save."
After saying this, the scene became extremely quiet for a while.
Su Ling silently took a few steps back, away from the center of the storm.
In this eerie silence, the client faintly realized that he seemed to have made a mistake, and sat there tremblingly, not daring to speak out.
Meng Xiaoman stood for a long time with no expression on his face, and then he suddenly turned to Hades, and said seriously: "My lord, can I dismantle him and use it as firewood?"
Lu Qing only hesitated for half a second.
After seeing the blazing flames in Meng Xiaoman's eyes, Lord Yan Wang nodded without principle: "Please go ahead."
As long as you don't drink Xiaoman's soup, abuse lynching and abuse lynching.
The author has something to say: Congratulations to Little Coral for getting the [Underworld Pills Taken by the King of Hades]~
Pill properties: It is a bit sweet when you first taste it, it is a bit salty when you re-eat it, it is a bit bitter when you taste it again, and it is abnormally spicy at the end.
(Coral, who was almost poisoned to death by this wonderful taste, turned over the package of the pill and saw the big words on it: Jointly produced by Meng Xiaoman and Great White Shark)
Congratulations to the following little angels who got the [Client's Blood Essence] dropped today, attribute: After applying it on the mirror, they can summon the fierce bell at midnight.
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
珊瑚40瓶;就是要苏苏苏、赫你去看海10瓶;一袋大甜饼、骄子酱4瓶;听雨轩2瓶;凌某1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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