Unlucky Reminder of Online Games

The dwarf princess held her red and swollen face and looked at Rwanda affectionately, "Did you kiss me awake?"

"No," Rwanda replied honestly, "waking up."

The princess immediately lowered her eyes in embarrassment, wanting to give up.

"It's over, this big garlic has taken a fancy to your Xiaoda." The hunting king said to Xuetong Qinghuo with a bit of gloating.

Xuetong-Qinghuo glanced at him, "So you plan to stand up and take the garlic."

"..."

The hunting king tried his best to suppress the twitching corners of his mouth, "I am a flowering narcissus, and I don't look like pretending to be garlic, so you should ask Gao Ming to come forward."

Xuetong-Qinghuo suddenly burst into flames, "Are you reminding me that flowers can be destroyed until they are destroyed, and don't wait for flowers without flowers to destroy garlic."

The hunting king immediately rolled back to the back of his family.

"Princess." The dwarf holding the ax suddenly yelled in great sorrow, "I think I have kept my chastity for you for 18 years, but I didn't think that you would change your heart and betray me when you woke up." Go up, "Since you are not benevolent, you can't blame me for being unrighteous. Come on, go up...the pig cage."

Everyone:"……"

"Tam," the princess yelled, "you will only make me more determined to be with him." Then she resolutely walked towards Rwanda, affectionately, "Mom."

"Huh?" Everyone said in unison.

Seeing Rwanda's overly frightened face, but still very gentle, "What did you call me?"

"Mom." The dwarf princess called him again, "No matter how hard it is, I will die for you."

"Puff~~~~" The people behind Rwanda burst out laughing.

"What's the matter anyway?" Rwanda asked the dwarf king.

The dwarf king said timidly, "This medicine will give people a little baby effect."

"So I'm unlucky enough to be a mother?"

"..."

Rwanda looked down at himself, and said to the dwarf princess: "My place makes you think I'm a mother, can I change it?"

Tai Mu rushed over, "So it's Master Tai Shan."

Rwandan Jiong, "..."

Please talk to me about money, came over and patted Rwanda on the shoulder, "It seems that you are a son-in-law with a little discernment, haha..."

"That daughter!" Rwanda said to the princess lovingly, "Since ancient times, life-long events have been ordered by parents and matchmakers. How can you make a private life." Pushing out the money to talk to me, "This is what I do for you." The chosen husband."

Please talk to me about money: "..."

Taim was shocked when he heard it, and stared fiercely at Please talk to me about money, "I want to fight you."

Tym came throwing an axe before please talk money and take out the shield.

Fortunately, please talk to me about money with a smooth mind, and the ax slipped by.

Seeing that the sneak attack was unsuccessful, Taim beckoned the other dwarves to come up to help, and the one-on-one challenge turned into a gang fight.

The dwarf princess was in a dilemma and didn't know who to help.

Fortunately, please talk to me about Qian Xiang's rough skin and thick flesh, but the level of these dwarves is not much lower than him, and his own damage is not too high. Playing the piano to me they called for help.

"Come and help."

Everyone said in unison, "I don't want to be Xiao Da's son-in-law."

Although it was a tough fight, please talk to me about money, and finally won the fight while drinking red.

When the dwarf princess saw that Taim was dead, she fainted from grief.

Seeing the opportunity, Rwanda took the brigade and ran away. When I saw you, please talk to me about money and sat still on the ground angrily, I told him to follow, "If you want money, go quickly."

Please talk to me about money and you are very angry, "Today I finally see clearly your group of friends who don't want to save you and have no loyalty."

"You're wrong," said the righteous man who wanted to die, "I didn't expect you to be such a superficial person. We trust you and believe that only you can complete this arduous task, so we reluctantly let you face it alone." to danger."

Please talk to me about money and make a gesture, "I despise you, I won't go with you again."

You deserve to talk to me about money as a brother, and in the end, don’t play the piano with me, "So you want to stay and live a two-person world with the princess?"

Please talk to me about money: "..." He picked up his ass and rushed out.

Now the escort task is only to help the dwarf king regain the throne.

I have been wondering for a long time, but I can't help but ask, "When I was doing this task, I never seemed to have so much to say, and the seven dwarves who came here were mad at us as if they didn't want money. Throwing an axe. Why did the plot start as soon as Xiao Da did it?"

At this time, the system description appeared in a timely manner.

System: Because the player's luck is high, the plot is triggered.

"Oh," it suddenly dawned on me, "So that's how it is."

The others looked at him in surprise, "Huh?"

"You know what's going on?" Rwanda looked at him.

If you want to die but dare not say it, you will be horrified, "It can't be... the system sent an explanation to me alone."

Guys: "..."

Rwanda said very seriously: "The system has a soft spot for you... or something?"

I want to die but dare not say: "..."

As for Xuetong-Qinghuo's tail towards Rwanda, "Xuesha, don't mess around."

At this time, an expression appeared in Xuetong-Qinghuo's secret language channel.

Yarn-Nine Tails: o(≧v≦)o

Rwanda looked back at her tail, "It's been a long time since I've heard the voice of Kesha, what the hell is she doing?"

"I'm busy messing around." Xuetong-Qinghuo then turned to Xiangtian and said with a smile, "She didn't mean anything malicious, she just wanted to play with us."

Although Xuetong-Qinghuo didn't say who that "she" was, everyone already knew about it.

So the task continued, but before taking two steps, I heard the ghost screaming, "Eh? The money is gone."

Everyone went back the same way, under a giant cactus outside the thorn forest, please talk to me about money, holding the helmet in one hand, squatting on the ground and drawing circles.

Everyone hurried forward to make various apologies and comforts, but please talk to me about the money but they are unmoved.

In the end, don’t play the piano to me. I saw him take out a copper coin and throw it into the helmet of please talk to me about money. Then he turned around and walked three steps and threw another copper coin, and walked three steps and threw another copper coin. I just picked up the money, and then successfully asked Please talk to me about the money and followed them away.

Ding Lingling thought it was fun, "I'm coming too." He took out a silver coin and threw it out before it landed. Please talk to me about the money and then catch it.

If you want to die, you dare not say that you took out a gold coin, this time please talk to me about the money, and even a heroic pounce caught it.

"It's fun, I'll come too." Rwanda took out a piece of paper and threw it.

Please talk to me about Qian subconsciously reached out to grab it, opened it, and quickly returned to squatting under the cactus.

"..."

"What are you throwing?" Everyone asked curiously.

"He lent me an IOU for red medicine."

"..."

I want to die but dare not be stunned, "I threw away the gold coins for nothing?" Rolled up my sleeves and ran back, "I want the money to pay back."

Immediately, sand and rocks flew under the cactus, and the dust billowed, but the miracle was that when the dust settled, the two kissed together and were inseparable.

When the sun set in the game, they finally arrived at the dwarves' residence.

From afar they could hear the roar of machines, and when they got closer, they could see the prosperity and bustle.

"Your dwarves are much more advanced in civilization and technology than giants, but why were you captured by giants instead?" Rwanda asked the dwarf king.

The dwarf king had diarrhea all the way, and he was very weak, "That... that is... I was framed by someone... that... the person who framed me... is now... the dwarf king. You have to... help I...take back the throne...this...this escort...mission...is the final decision...to complete."

Now, from a large clock tower, a dwarf walked out, followed by a group of dwarf guards holding guns.

The dwarf king was excited, "It's...he...he..."

Rwanda was dumbfounded when he saw the gun, "You know what?"

"what?"

"No matter how good martial arts are, they are afraid of kitchen knives, and no matter how good a kitchen knife is, they are afraid of bullets."

Everyone embarrassing, what are you talking about.

"What...what do you want...to say?" The dwarf king was a little anxious.

"A lot of people fail here anyway." Please talk to me about money, "Because if you touch the dwarf king who usurped the throne, other dwarves will attack. The most important thing is that these dwarves are not Stand together, so you can’t get an A at all, and these dwarves are not low in level and high in damage, and if you don’t kill them one by one, they will drain your blood.”

Rwanda immediately turned serious, "Why don't we go back to the Frozen King's Court to prepare for [-] years, then know ourselves and each other for [-] years, and then plan for a hundred or ten years to come again."

"In that case, my grandson can make soy sauce." Ding Lingling looked up at the sky.

Rwanda raised his head and said earnestly, "Then let the grandson come. You have to understand that we are just the prequel of the children, the legend of the grandson, and success depends on them!"

"..."

The dwarf king cried, "...Do you want to wait for the rebel to die of old age, or do you want to wait for me to die of old age."

Rwanda: "..."

"Who are you going to have children with?" Xuetong-Qinghuo asked sullenly, "Or have you evolved the function of parthenogenesis?"

Rwanda inexplicably gave Hunting King a sorry look, and said, "The Hunting King taught me to say it."

Hunting King: "..."

Xuetong-Qinghuo's eye knives flew towards the hunting king densely.

The Hunting King suddenly felt more wronged than Dou E, "Xiao Da, you have learned badly. I am wronged, frost is going to fly in June."

"..."

Xiang Tianyixiao and Cai Xing on the wall observed for a while, "There are a lot of them, and they stand scattered, AOE skills are really not very effective, even Xiaoda [the eighth set of radio gymnastics] ] is the same."

Xuetong-Qinghuo thought for a while, then asked: "Xiao Da, does [Nine-Tails Dementor] have hatred value?"

Kesha-Nine Tails: None.

Kesha-Nine Tails answered instead of Rwanda, because Rwanda doesn't even know the value of hatred.

The skills in this game will more or less have some hatred value, the hatred value is the key to pulling monsters.

Among all occupations, the skills with the highest hatred value are the skills of defensive fighters, because they need to pull monsters.If the hatred value is not high, the monster will attack the output occupation or the treatment occupation.

Just as Rwanda was about to ask what the hatred value was, Xuetong Qinghuo raised his hand to signal that he knew, "This way it's easy."

"What's so simple?" Everyone didn't understand.

"Xiaoda's control skill has no hatred, so as long as he directly controls the usurper, and controls him to kill his cronies one by one, the others will not be disturbed." Xuetong-Qinghuo paused, "After he finishes killing It's easy to solve him."

Guys nod.

Everything was as Xuetong-Qinghuo had expected. No matter how the controlled usurper slashed, the other dwarves would not dare to fight back, because he was the king. There was a gang fight.

According to the setting, when the usurper's blood is only [-]% left, he will flee in a car, and no one can catch up.

The dwarf king who regained the throne released the subjects who supported him who were imprisoned by the usurper, and sat on the gear throne in a glorious manner. Rwanda said: "Adventurers, with your bravery and help, I can come back here. Thanks to you No, now I will give you the car I have always loved as a reward."

System prompt: The mission is completed, gain experience 2500000...

Rwanda counted, followed by eight zeros, and then he upgraded his leveling, and now he is at level 56, and there are only four levels left before level [-].

Rwanda finally found a car named Dwarf King Classic Car in the space belt.

Then Rwanda took over the task of continuing to hunt down the usurper, starting the second ring of this series of tasks.

In this game, horse-drawn carriages are all novelties, let alone cars. Everyone crowded into the old-fashioned cars in a crowd.

The Rwandan driver honked his horn and said, "Let's go."

In the fiery red sunset light, in front of the gate of Dwarf City, the classic car started.

On the straight road, classic cars are speeding.

It's the sound of the engine that makes people a little worried, "Crack boom, crack boom..."

Everyone looked at the setting sun that was still in front of them, and looked back at the back that was still there... the gate of the dwarf city, "Xiao Da, can you drive faster?"

At this time, a dwarf child stepped on a small tricycle for children, "creak creak..." overtook them in front of them.

Everyone embarrassing.

Xuetong-Qinghuo gently suggested to Rwanda, "Why don't we replace it with a classic car and a child's."

Rwanda: "..."

"That's because I haven't accelerated yet. I'm going to accelerate. Sit still." Rwanda stepped on the accelerator hard, and suddenly found that he could put his foot on the ground after waiting too much, so he turned to them and asked, "The car has multiple vents. How about it?"

"What's the matter?" Everyone nervously half stood and moved forward, their feet sank and they all stood on the ground.

……

In a desert, a hunter looked up after shooting the devil cow, and saw a classic car approaching slowly.

The hunter felt very fresh, so he ran over, "I didn't expect that there are cars in this game. My friend, where did this car come from?"

Rwanda looked at him, "It's worth doing the task."

"Oh." The hunter's eyes lit up immediately, "Is this car manual or automatic?"

The hunter thought that he might have read it wrong, because he found that the faces of the people in the car were not very good when they heard him ask this question.

Rwanda hesitated for a moment, "It's moving."

"Huh?" The hunter was stunned, and saw a bunch of feet walking and walking in neat steps under the classic car that was going farther and farther away. He was immediately embarrassed, "Understood."