Unlucky Reminder of Online Games

Xuetong-Qinghuo smiled sinisterly, and said in a gentle and chilling voice: "Tonight I will let you know what exactly I need."

Rwanda blinked his eyes, very dull, "Oh."

Please talk to me about money, but secretly used private chat to Lie wanting to die and dare not say: "It's okay, why don't you join in the fun, be careful and don't know how to die. Quickly draw a line with the elements, and swear to actively support the day you are attacked The principle and policy of being attacked for life, and use it as a guideline of thought and code of conduct.”

If you want to die, you dare not say embarrassment, "...you'd better let me die."

Please talk to me about money: "..."

The hunting king already felt that the general situation was over, so he licked his face and walked back to Don't play the piano to me, "What do you mean by splitting for one hundred and eight weeks?"

Don't play the piano to me and say lightly: "Just do the splits at 180 degrees for seven days."

The hunting king kicked his legs and tried to do the splits. After a while, "Can we have a discussion?"

"what?"

"Can I owe you ninety degrees first?"

Don't play the piano to me: "..."

"Or split at ninety degrees for two weeks?"

Don't play the piano to me: "..."

"What about the front party?" The Hunting King continued to ask.

Don't put it lightly on me playing the piano, "just lying on my stomach in the air."

The hunting king immediately jumped up, "How can I stand on my stomach without a fulcrum."

Don't play the piano to me and watch him, "It's just the front half of the body lying on the ground, and the bottom half is on the tiger bed that was transformed from the tiger stool I modified, so it is absolutely possible to lie on the ground.

"..."

"How did you do that sideways somersault?" The hunting king secretly reassured himself that he must remain calm, no matter what he said.

"Just somersault like a windmill." Don't play the piano to me in a simple and clear way.

The hunting king was startled, "Are you sure you can 'do' this?"

"After half a year, I'll know if I can do it."

"..."

The escort's journey finally reached two-thirds of the way, and according to the system settings, there should be monsters coming out to intercept it.

And this wave of monsters is quite special, the system setting has some festivals with the dwarf king, so they ambushed halfway to take revenge.

If you have done this task, please talk to me. Qian pointed to the bramble bush in front, "There are many traps in it, but the damage is not high, so people can't move."

Xuetong-Qinghuo waved his hand, "Hunting King, I will leave those traps to you."

As soon as the hunting king heard that revenge was coming, "Why?"

Xuetong-Qinghuo took it for granted, "Because you are a hunter."

"But I'm a sharpshooter hunter, not a trap hunter." The hunting king frowned, "And I'm not the only hunter here, there's brother Aniu too."

Xuetong-Qinghuo is serious, "You are not asked to dismantle the trap, but you are not asked to rape and plunder. Why are you so excited?"

The hunting king was silent for a while, "...You should let me rape and plunder."

Guys: "..."

"Besides, don't worry, I'm not a narrow-minded person. I'm a famous person who repays grievances with virtue." Xuetong-Qinghuo didn't change his face, "I'll let Brother Aniu follow you later, and be responsible for... see Let you step on the trap."

"..." After being speechless for a while, the hunting king resolutely said, "I don't want it."

"Why?" Xuetong-Qinghuo asked.

"Because I have trap phobia, I cry at night whenever I see a trap."

"..."

Night crying generally occurs in infancy and is a common sleep disorder. It is fine during the day but is irritable and crying at night.

Ding Lingling came over and patted Hunter King on the shoulder, "Brother, stop making trouble, we all have ID cards."

Hunting King: "..."

Xuetong-Qinghuo still smiled, "Give me a more reliable reason."

The hunting king looked at Xuetong-Qinghuo looked at Don't play the piano to me, and suddenly Xiaoniao leaned on Don't play the piano to me, "He... already has his flesh and blood."

Don't play the piano to me: "..."

"How many months?" Xuetong-Qinghuo suppressed a smile.

"It's been more than five months." The hunting king said shyly.

"When is the due date?"

"Next year in May."

Ding Lingling couldn't take it anymore, "Nezha is what you should be pregnant with!"

"Don't worry, we are rich now," Don't lift the hunting king's chin to me playing the piano, affectionately, "I will find the most expensive mental hospital to treat you."

Hunting King: "..."

The hunting king refused to step on the trap no matter what he said, sitting on the ground and rolling.

Rwanda went over to comfort him, "Don't be afraid, I will protect you." The hunting king looked up at him, and Rwanda suddenly became a little unsure, "I will try my best to let you...keep the whole body."

Hunting King: "..."

The pig was still on the sidelines, "Humphlulu."

Rwandan translator, "It says it helps you."

The hunting king immediately hugged the pig very excitedly, "It's still a pig, you are still good to me in times of crisis."

It's still the pig twisting the pig's butt, flicking the pig's tail, "lulu hum lu."

"But I want to kiss." Before the Rwandan translator could finish speaking, the hunting king's head was already in the pig's mouth.

After a loud "Bo" sounded, the hunting king changed his hairstyle. His hair was like a head of anger, and the roots were so fresh and straight.Point to the sky.

The hunting king touched the new hairstyle, "...it would be better if the hairstyle I made personally was not so avant-garde."

The pig still nodded, and there was another "boo" sound, and the hunting king's hairstyle changed again.

The hunting king took a look in the mirror, "Well, Moxi has a dry head, I can barely accept it."

Guys: "..."

The pig is simply a trap killer. It's a good thing it didn't step on the trap when it rushed over. Once it stepped on the trap and was hurt, its passive skills were activated, and one of them was still a pig.

The separated pigs will step on other traps, and then another one will be separated. After a while, the entire thorn forest will be full of pigs.

As soon as the trap was cleared, seven dwarfs appeared out of the bush of thorns.

One of the dwarves with a chopping ax came out and pointed the ax at Rwanda and them, "This is a grudge between us and the dwarf king, if you don't want to die, just go away."

The other six dwarves raised their arms and shouted, "Give back our princess, give back our princess."

Rwanda knelt down and asked the dwarf king, "Did you pretend to be a prince to wake up Sleeping Beauty, and then kidnapped and ran away?"

The dwarf king's disproportionately widened eyes widened, "How can there be?" Jean said timidly, "I just gave their princess a little medicine to make her fall into a coma for a hundred or ten years."

Rwanda suddenly realized, "So it's your stepfather, Snow White."

Dwarf King: "..."

"Why do you want to harm the princess? Could it be that the magic mirror said that you are not the most beautiful person in the world, so you became angry?" Rwanda felt that with the narcissistic behavior of the dwarf king, it was not without motivation to do such a thing.

"No." The dwarf king lowered his head lower and lower, his voice became softer, and Rwanda's ears almost stretched into rabbit ears. "The magic mirror said that I am the ugliest person in the world."

Ding Lingling was very angry when she heard that, "Your ugly has nothing to do with other princesses, why do you want to poison her to death?"

"She made the mirror." The dwarf king took out a small mirror and showed it to Ding Lingling. "The mirror is the ugliest in the world except her."

As soon as Ding Lingling looked in the mirror, the mirror spoke, "You are the ugliest person I have ever seen in the world. You dare to look in the mirror. If I were you, I would have been bumped to death a long time ago, so as not to occupy the memory of the game .”

Ding Lingling crushed the mirror with one foot, and asked the dwarf king, "Is there any more poisonous poison?"

The dwarf king raised his neck and asked her, "Why are you here?"

Ding Lingling gritted her teeth, "I want her to sleep forever."

"..."

Rwanda took the dwarf king's hand, "So you are so kind."

"..."

"Everyone has something to discuss." Xuetong Qinghuo is working as a peacemaker.

The dwarves were excited, "As long as he can wake up our princess, we can pretend nothing happened."

"Xiaozi, come here." Xuetong-Qinghuo turned around and called the dwarf king, "give me the antidote."

The dwarf king stammered, "No...no antidote."

As soon as the dwarves heard it, they started shouting, fighting and killing again.

"It seems that this kind of bloody plot," Xue Tong-Qinghuo said helplessly, "the only way to solve it is to use a bloody way."

"How?" Everyone asked in unison.

Xuetong-Qinghuo looked at them, "How did the Sleeping Beauty in the fairy tale wake up?"

Ding Lingling rushed to answer, "The prince woke me up with a kiss."

"That's right." Xuetong Qinghuo turned back to the dwarves and said, "Take us to the princess, we have a way to wake her up."

The dwarves took them dubiously to a chicken coop woven of thorns.

Looking at the princess in the chicken coop, Rwanda asked puzzled, "Why put the princess in the chicken coop, wouldn't it be better to put it in the pig coop?"

Everyone: "..."

"Once she tells the truth in her sleep and has committed adultery or something, it's more convenient to soak the pig cage."

Everyone once again, "..."

"Are you implying me that our family should prepare a pig cage to prevent your dreams from telling the truth." Xuetong Qinghuo put his arms around his waist.

Rwanda swears, "Xuetong, I was definitely a good woman and man before. I never ran away with anyone, only people ran away when they saw me."

"..."

A group of people watched the princess who had been taken out of the coop.

"Hunting King." Xuetong Qinghuo began to fire.

"Why?" The hunting king was a little apprehensive.

"Come and kiss the princess."

When the hunting king heard it, he suddenly became fascinated, "Among you, I am the only one who resembles a prince the most."

Xuetong-Qinghuo was just about to speak, so don't play the piano to me and quickly raised his hand, "Wait, let me give him two bottles of red medicine first, I'm afraid he won't vomit enough blood later." Handed two bottles of red medicine to the hunting king , "Remember to drink it as soon as possible."

Hunting King: "..."

Xuetong-Qinghuo was about to open his mouth to speak again, but the hunting king interrupted him again, "Wait, you better stop talking, I don't want to hear it anymore."

Xuetong-Qinghuo raised his eyebrows, "So you plan to let everyone hear it? Anyway, I don't mind scrolling through the world channel in the form of text."

The Hunting King said sadly, "...You still need to say it, I want to hear it now." Holding the two bottles of red medicine tightly, he fought as if death was at home, "You just say it."

"I want you to be a prince, not because you are more like a prince, but because your mouth is cheap, so I want to take the risk of using you to fight poison with fire. Alright, come and take a breath to wake her up."

Xuetong-Qinghuo thought she had said it very implicitly, but the hunting king still poured red medicine.

When the hunting king regained his strength, "I just abetted Xiao Da once, don't hurt me so much."

"Once?" Xuetong-Qinghuo began to turn over the old score, "Then when beating the adulterer and adulterer in the temple, who taught the villain Xiaoda to sue first and strike first?"

Hunting King knew he couldn't escape, so he just raised his chest, "I need money to teach me."

Please talk to me about money: "..."

He wanted to die but dare not say that he held his hand, "I thought you were used to getting shot while lying down."

"..."

Please talk to me about money and pull up your sleeves, "If I don't beat him up today, he doesn't know why Shandandan is so red."

Hunting King: "..."

Seeing them making a fuss for a long time, but making no progress in the task, they smiled at the sky and Caixing said, "Stop making trouble, and find a way to wake up the princess."

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a burst of crackling.

Looking back, I saw Rwanda slapping the dwarf princess's face left and right, and everyone was dumbfounded.

When the face of the dwarf princess swelled up, a miracle happened. The princess woke up with her face swollen like a round watermelon.

"I didn't expect Xiao Da to have such a violent tendency." Said tremblingly, wanting to die.

"My father loves Lai Jue," Rwanda said innocently, "that's how my mother woke my father up."

"..." While sympathizing with Papa Lu, everyone was embarrassed.