Unlucky Reminder of Online Games

The setting sun is almost at the end of the desert horizon, and the last afterglow pulls the shadow of the old Rwandan turtle-speed car into an extraordinarily slender shadow.

In the car, the Rwandan chants were loudly yelled, "One, two, three, four, five, the one who moves his left leg first is the male tiger."

Except for Jingling, everyone stepped forward with their left legs.

"The one with the right leg is the tigress."

"..."

Everyone hastily withdrew their right legs, fell into a pile one by one, got up and greeted Rwanda with fists, "Do you want us to jump on one foot?"

Rwanda waited for everyone to beat him tired, touched his still bald head and continued to shout, "One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to find a tiger, the tiger is not at home, there is a tigress..."

Everyone said in unison, "Can you stay away from that tigress?"

Rwanda was very aggrieved, "...that's all I can do."

Xuetong-Qinghuo rubbed his brows, "Then just call left and right."

"Oh," Rwanda started shouting again, looking for a rhythm, "left and right, left and right..."

The classic car continued to move forward at a slow speed again.

But the chant is simple, and some people are not used to it, and they are old and wrong.

In the end, I wanted to die but didn’t dare to say that I couldn’t bear it anymore. Lasagna tearfully said to me, “It’s fine if you don’t know the left and right, but you still step on your toes. If you step on it, you step on it. Can you rotate your five toes? Look at my little toe, which is almost the same size as my big toe."

"..."

Please talk to me about money, sorry, "I'm mainly thinking about things, so I'm distracted. Why do you say we don't use our mounts, why work so hard to carry a broken car?"

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All look up to the sky.

After a long time, Xuetong-Qinghuo said faintly: "My head is squeezed by the crack of the door, and...it's still the same crack of the door."

"..."

"Since I met Xiaoda," Don't feel deeply about my playing the piano, "I found that IQ is obviously not enough."

Rwanda scratched his head, "No, my IQ test is occasionally not on the level of normal people, and I feel that it is enough and I have more than enough."

Everyone hugged and cried bitterly, "It turns out that our IQ has always been below the level of normal people."

As for the task of hunting down the usurper, I only briefly mentioned that the usurper fled to Xitian City.

Unfortunately, none of them knew where Tiancheng was, so they stopped at the intersection, not knowing where to go.

Although this game has been in operation for two years, there are still many places that no player has been to, because the level of monsters there is super high, and it is a dead word to go there, and those who completed this chain task and got the dwarven construction vehicle back then have never been there. Shenlong sees the beginning and the end, and no one knows what his name is.

Looking at the entire desert, wild monsters are scattered here and there, and only a few players are hacking and killing.

Rwanda pointed at those players, "Why don't we ask those people, maybe there will be some clues."

Xuetong-Qinghuo nodded.

Rwanda drove his skeletal horse towards a warrior who was struggling to kill a level 79 mammoth, "Hi, excuse me, do you know how to get to Xitian?"

"Xitian?" The soldier even glanced at Rwanda, and told Rwanda very accommodatingly, "The knife wiped his neck."

"..." Rwanda said embarrassingly, "This Xi is not Xi, but Xi of hope, Xi Tiancheng."

"do not know."

Rwanda returned disappointed, and on a whim, said to the still pig: "Or a pig, can you smell the usurper?"

Still pig Jiong, "huh huh huh."

"I know you are a pig, not a dog, otherwise I would have sent you jumping through the fire."

Everyone: "..." Is this what dogs use?

The pig is still very embarrassing, but suddenly it is very grateful that it is a pig, and it is still so fat that no one can see it no matter standing or lying down, and it will only get stuck in the fire ring if it jumps into the fire ring.

"By the way, why did I forget it." Please talk to me Qian patted his thigh vigorously, and a crow was summoned.

The crow let out a big breath, "Ah~ ah, I thought I would spend my whole life in the space belt until the mountains have no edge and the heaven and the earth are united, then I will be released."

Please talk to me about money: "..."

"Hehehe." It was still a pig greeting.

The crow thumped and flew to the pig's head, "Ah~~ah." It was a response.

"What's the use of calling it out?" You couldn't understand if you wanted to die.

"It can fly and see farther in the sky." Please talk to me about money and turn to the crow and say, "Fly up and see if there are cities or anything around you."

The crow tilted its head to look at him, rolled its eyeballs, and flew up with flapping wings.

Everyone saw the crow flying in circles in the air, "Ah~ah, the sky is vast and wild, except for pigs and sheep."

"..."

Please talk to me about the pain of money, "That's why I don't want to let it out." Then make a trumpet with your hands and put it near your mouth, "Then fly higher."

The crow struggled to fly high again, "Ah~ah."

Please talk to me about money and quickly ask: "What do you see?"

The crow replied, "The spider spirit is taking a bath."

Please talk to me about money: "..."

But the hunting king got excited and shouted to the sky, "Is it beautiful?"

The crow stared at it for a while, "Ah~ah, there are too many hairs, I can't see clearly."

Hunting King: "..."

"Fly higher." The shout of please talk to me about money was a little weak.

The crow flew high again as promised, "Ah~ah, there is, there is."

"what?"

"The latrine."

"..."

Please talk to me about money and gritted your teeth, "It seems that you really want to live in the space belt for the rest of your life."

"..." The crow swooped down immediately, "Ah~ah, I found a village about one kilometer northwest of the latrine."

Found a clue.

All of them headed towards the latrine first, and then rushed to the city to the northwest of the latrine.

Originally walking along the road, monsters in the wild rarely attack people, but the level of monsters increases as you go west, and the level of Rwanda is low and the hatred is high, so the monsters are attracted from a long distance. Finally, I saw a small dwarf village with sporadic lights.

As soon as they entered the village, they saw that the usurper was talking to the village chief.

A reminder came from the system: The usurper is using [Incitement] on the villagers.

After a while, the whole village surrounded Rwanda with all kinds of farm tools.

The usurper looked triumphantly at the besieged Rwanda, "You are now the allies of the dwarves recognized by the dwarf king. You are no longer the opponent. You can't attack them anymore, but they can attack you."

"Ah~ah," the crow hated the scarecrow the most, and when it saw a dwarf carrying this thing out, it got impatient and began to curse, "You have a big head and a small butt, dare to plot against us, be careful to kill off your children and grandchildren."

"You... you dare to curse me... I will cut off my sons and grandchildren?" The usurper jumped up angrily, "Then you gave birth to a son without an asshole."

Not to be outdone, Crow said, "Ah~ah, you gave birth to a butthole and no son."

Everyone: "..."

Please talk to me about money, and I received a system prompt in a very depressed state: Your pet crow comprehends the skill [shrew cursing].