boss, i mean it

On the night of Yu Cheng's interview, Elephant arrived home at ten o'clock.

Yu Cheng sat in front of the computer, looked up and nodded to him, closed his eyes and sang to "A Person" downstairs: "...A person goes from intentional to unintentional, a song from affectionate to ruthless, this is my current mood ..."

Elephant: "I'm sorry I went wrong."

Yu Cheng: "Come back!"

The elephant closed the door, and Yu Cheng patted the computer desk: "Say, why did you come back so early today? Did you not go to work? What ghosts did you go to?"

Elephant dropped the bag: "From today, my rookie period expires, and I will enjoy the treatment of the elderly in the future. As long as the performance is good, I can leave at nine o'clock... How was your interview?"

Yu Cheng tilted his body: "I was shot."

Da Xiang frowned, dragged Yu Cheng's computer chair, and dragged him to the sofa like a dead dog: "How is it possible? Did you talk about building bridges and roads in the village? Mom doesn't have a job and brother wants to go to school? Buy a house or a car, ah?"

Yu Cheng nodded: "It's all said."

Elephant murmured: "Did you hear numbness? Damn, I knew that grandma would have a pacemaker replaced, and grandma would buy a rheumatism magnetic therapy bed..."

Yu Cheng: "People don't believe it at all."

Elephant: "Why?"

Yu Chengyou looked at him resentfully: "Gu Tianjiao, he is that damn straight guy Jun Gu!!! That handsome, dead straight guy, what I wore that day, what did I spray on my body, what the hell is he? I remember everything..."

The elephant was taken aback, and raised his hand to cover Yu Cheng's eyes: "Rest in peace."

Yu Cheng: "He said he would recommend me to a better place."

Elephant laughed: "Is it heaven?"

Yu Cheng was speechless, and Xiang Xiang handed him a cigarette.The two were decadent for a while, "Ding Ding!" The phone received a text message from an unfamiliar number.

Yu Cheng lazily pushed it away, straightened his upper body: "Gu Tianjiao!"

Da Xiang grabbed the phone and said, "Brother Yu Cheng, I'm Gu Tianjiao, the director of Division [-], Department [-], Division [-], Twelve Angry Men Telemarketing old district."

Yu Cheng: "... Nima, the first three rows are all nonsense!"

The elephant went on to read: "I gave your resume to Chen Xiaowei, the director of the BD department, I wish you success! ——What is BD? Idiot?"

Yu Cheng shook his head: "'Business development', the specific duties of each company are different. Most of them just go outside and find big companies to sell... To put it bluntly, we still sell!"

Elephant: "There is another sentence at the end: 'Chen Xiaowei is a celebrity in the industry, I suggest you check his information. Their team is directly managed by David, the president of Twelve Angry Men.' David! Wow!"

Yu Cheng bounced up from the chair with a "Boom!", his eyes glistening: "David?! The guy who wrote "Diamond Collar"?"

The elephant was confused: "What collar?"

Yu Cheng rushed back to the computer and said excitedly: ""Diamond Collar"! Haven't you read it? David's autobiography! He graduated from university at the age of 22, worked as the general assistant in 'Puhua Avenue', and became the president for two years, and then Hired away by 'Baihuju' and continue to be the president...he is my inspirational idol! Ouch, my nose bleeds...how dare he hang out in your company now! Hehe...he's developed, he's developed..."

Elephant: "It's none of your business to get rich, so are you going to break him?"

Yu Cheng ignored him and looked up "Chen Xiaowei" online.

The first few pages of Du Niang were full of bland reports about "government cooperation projects". He flipped through a few pages and his eyes lit up: "Yes, an exclusive interview!"

The interview was done by a well-known magazine, and there was a photo of Zhang Chen Xiaowei, a kindly smiling big belly uncle wearing glasses.The 36-word interview gave a dense introduction to Chen Xiaowei's great achievements.He mentioned that "at the age of 36, he went to Cheung Kong Graduate School of Business to study EMBA. The threshold of the school was high. At the age of [-], he picked up English for self-study again... Later, he became the general manager of GE's China headquarters, and the only Chinese person on the board of directors...".

Yu Cheng covered his heart with one hand, pointed to the lamp on the ceiling of the living room with the other, frowned and said, "Brother Gu, Qing really lived up to me!"

Da Xiang rolled his eyes at him, and leaned in front of the computer: "You are in charge of the Seventh Academy, which is what everyone expects. Er, I have seen this uncle."

Yu Cheng: "Really?!"

Elephant recalled: "He often wears suits and leather shoes and takes a group of leaders to visit the company. Sometimes there is David in the same company. By the way, Yang Yu also personally led the team..." In Yu Cheng With eyes that became more and more bright like LED lights, Daxiang said deeply, "Your formal clothes are finally useful outside of the insurance and banking industries."

Yu Cheng couldn't believe it: "Such great news, you only think about things outside of you."

Elephant: "Others are awesome, but it doesn't mean you can get in! The general manager of GE is a director in Twelve Angry Men..."

Yu Cheng picked up the phone and clicked the buttons: "I mean Gu Tianjiao! I got his phone number, my brother, wow ha ha ha..."

elephant:"……"

After getting Gu Tianjiao's cell phone number, Yu Cheng didn't know what to send.You can’t use the set of women chasing men in college. You wake up every day. Have you eaten breakfast, lunch, dinner, and supper? Remember to bring an umbrella when it’s raining today, and wear more clothes when it’s raining tomorrow. Items... and so on, Moisturizes the other party in silently, right?

He lay on the bed thinking hard for a long time, and said: "It's hot at night, don't cover yourself with a quilt."

Gu Tianjiao quickly replied, "You too."

Yu Cheng: "..."

There is no most boring content for couples to hook up in the world, only more boring.

"Couples..." Yu Cheng laughed for a while, then fell asleep with his mobile phone in his arms.

Hangzhou entered August, and it was unbearably hot and humid.The weather forecast says "the maximum temperature will be 39 degrees tomorrow" every day, and the text message will be added in the evening: "today's maximum temperature is 42 degrees. All walks of life in Hangzhou are operating as usual. Anyway, when we learned the truth, the day was over long ago, and no unit needed to take a 39-degree high-temperature vacation.

On the Thursday morning after being interviewed by Gu Tianjiao, Yu received an interview notice from the BD department of Twelve Angry Men.

He was ecstatic, took a shower and changed clothes, and stood on the bus in a traffic jam for nearly three hours.Facing the scorching sun that can burn people to death, they rushed downstairs to the Twelve Angry Men on time. When the phone rang, a female voice said that the boss of the BD department was on a business trip temporarily, and the interview was rescheduled to next Wednesday.

Yu Cheng thought to himself, damn it, play with me!

He walked back lazily, and received another call as soon as he got on the bus. Section Chief Zhang of the Labor Bureau asked him if he could come right away, and the exhibition company sent someone to mediate with him face-to-face at the Labor Bureau.

He had no choice but to get out of the car, find another route, and go to the Labor Bureau.

In Room 602 of the Labor Bureau, there are two desks and two staff members.One is Zhang Ke, and the other is a veteran cadre who is about the same age as Zhang Ke. I heard Zhang Ke call him "Old Liu".

The two uncles were very kind to Yu Cheng. After waiting for half an hour, the door was knocked open. Manager Zhou of the exhibition company came in with a brown paper bag.

In Yu Cheng's heart, Manager Zhou was once a gentle man.He co-founded the company with Lin Han, theoretically he and Lin Han are considered the same person.He has a pretty face, usually speaks softly, and mentions how he was when he was studying in the UK. Occasionally when he gets in his car, he says, "In the UK, the first thing you do when you get in the car is to take off your clothes." Become "wearing clothes", which means experienced, tasteful, and air-conditioned in the car.

At this time, when he opened the door and saw Yu Cheng, Manager Zhou's first words were heartbroken: "You are really unkind, it's not good to be a human being."

Old Liu asked ignorantly, "What's the matter?"

Section Chief Zhang: "Let them mediate first."

Manager Zhou smiled and looked at Lao Liu, and told the "truth" to the two leaders in the office.

After Yu Chengjing finished listening, he shook his head and said, "It's all the other way around."

Manager Zhou turned around, his eyes looked like an abandoned woman, and his voice was full of "shameful" emotion/color: "The company values ​​you so much! It spent so much money to train you! Send you to exercise abroad, let you take on multiple jobs to improve your ability, That's how you end up treating the company!"

Section Chief Zhang asked Yu Cheng: "Is that so?"

Yu Chengxiao: "Sending abroad for training means that I will take a client group to participate in the exhibition and be their babysitter. I spend money to maintain their company's clients, and I lead the group because I speak good English. I have several jobs, yes, but I was not given a salary for holding multiple jobs, and I was asked to write for them in addition to my own work. Last year's year-end award said that I had made a positive contribution to the company's development, and I was given 500 yuan. "

Old Liu laughed a few times, and said, "Oh, that's actually squeezing the labor force!"

Manager Zhou's face changed, and he stared at Yu Cheng: "If you want to resign, employees have a resignation process. You sent a resignation report by email, and then went to the company to ask for money. We will sue you for leaving without authorization, which will bring huge losses to the company!"

Yu Cheng was stunned, he only knew two things about Chinese laws: first, murder and arson are not allowed; second, stealing is not allowed.

In addition, he went to play when he was in the "Constitution" public class.

Section Chief Zhang smiled: "Why, does your company have a lawyer?"

Manager Zhou smiled and nodded: "There are full-time lawyers. So we will take this matter to the end." He looked at Yu Cheng, who was silent, and said, "It's reasonable to travel all over the world, I hope you learn a lesson."

Section Chief Zhang said with a blank expression: "I hope you two parties will mediate today, which means, you still want to go to court?"

Manager Zhou smiled politely: "Spend money to hire a lawyer, isn't that what you do!"

Section Chief Zhang stood up suddenly: "Thousands of dollars! You guys are going to sue! It's trivial, you think the court is full and has nothing to do!"

Manager Zhou was stunned for a moment: "It's not about money, everything must be reasonable. He violated the company's procedures, owed the company money, and left as soon as he said it..."

Old Liu interrupted him: "Obviously you owe people money, can't you make it clear?! Forget it, let's quarrel! If you are empty, it really is..." He opened the door and went out.

Yu Cheng thought to himself, it's over, let's leave a helper, Section Chief Zhang, you must stand up!

Manager Zhou glanced back at Yu Cheng, and walked out: "Anyway, the lawsuit must be filed, wait for me to subpoena..."

"Come back!" Section Chief Zhang yelled and pressed the door, "You are also an educated person. Let me tell you two things. First, the law, don't you have a lawyer? It's only natural that you owe money. You are wrong wherever you go!"

Manager Zhou: "...but he didn't go through the process of resigning..."

"Second! I haven't finished yet!" Section Chief Zhang also became angry, "The labor law protects workers. As long as he submits a written resignation report to you, from that moment on, you will terminate the employment relationship!"

Manager Zhou: "But our company didn't agree!"

Yu Cheng: "Obviously I agree."

Section Zhang laughed angrily: "Do you agree or disagree? If you don't agree for the rest of your life, he will have to work hard for the rest of his life?"

Manager Zhou: "He just signed a new one-year labor contract last month..."

"Oh, you, why don't you listen?" Section Chief Zhang slapped the table, "Call and ask your lawyer... Is it really not possible? You can call 12348, you can call now, the legal service line .Ask and see if workers can leave as soon as they want? Working for an extra month is the company's regulation, and the company's regulation does not necessarily comply with the law!"

Manager Zhou: "So, what about the losses he brought to our company?"

Section Chief Zhang: "What loss? You are nonsense! Let me tell you, the so-called loss must be an important employee of your company. He resigned without saying a word. Your company caught fire because of him, and the large-scale production line tripped. The production was stopped and the warehouse was flooded, so it is called a loss because of him! Oh, your talent flow is called a loss, and any company is like you, can the lawsuit be finished?"

Yu Cheng worshiped his "legal spokesperson" and cheered in his heart.

Manager Zhou was stunned for a while, then muttered: "Then I can't make the decision, I have to discuss it with my boss."

Section Chief Zhang waved his hand: "Go, go! Oh, you people, you really are..."

Manager Zhou left, Yu Cheng looked at Section Chief Zhang pitifully, the uncle glanced at him, and said kindly: "Your mediation failed, that young man refused to listen... You go back, if there is a court hearing, listen to the notice."

Yu Chengwei thanked him and went out.

Waiting for the car to go home under the sun, recalling the scene just now, he said with emotion, watching the news every day, always saying how dirty this society is, how much officials take money and do nothing.In fact, there is no such thing!I went to the labor bureau these few times, and it seems that all the people I met were particularly righteous people.

However, the failure of mediation means that a lawyer must be hired in court.

Elephant lent him five thousand before, but he gave it to Xie Zhixing without changing hands.The [-] cash I got was [-] for the China Merchants Bank card, of which nearly [-] was swallowed up by the revolving interest, leaving [-] in cash, which was used intermittently during this period, and only [-] was left.

Ask a lawyer... Yu Chengfu, life!

"Ding ding!" Yu Cheng pressed the text message, and China Merchants Bank sent it: "According to your card usage, our bank will increase your credit limit to 5000 yuan, effective immediately."

Yu Cheng took a deep breath, and sighed after the "life" just now: "I can only rely on credit cards to support myself!"

As soon as I got home, Twelve Angry Men called again.The other party claimed to be the HR of the marketing department, first apologized for breaking the appointment, and then asked: "Darling, are you free now? Let's chat?"

Yu Chengyi was embarrassed: "I live in Binjiang, are you off work soon?"

HR said: "Then tomorrow? Ten o'clock in the morning. Chen Xiaowei is not here, but I can see you first."

Yu Cheng agreed, sat down in front of the computer, compared his resume, opened "The Most Comprehensive Bully Skills in History", "Interviewer's Trap Questions" and more than a dozen autobiographies of awesome company buddies that were widely circulated on the Internet, and reviewed them one by one. Package your experiences, talents and potential.

After working for a long time, I remembered that there was one thing missing, which was the job description of the target he was applying for.What he wants, he has to throw away what he wants, so that he can meet and hate each other later, and cherish each other.

Finding another chance to hook up with Gu Tianjiao, Yu Cheng happily sent a text message, and Gu Tianjiao returned a call.

Yu Cheng: "Hi Brother Gu!"

Gu Tianjiao: "You are so kind, you didn't call me Du Niang."

Yu Cheng giggled.

Gu Tianjiao: "Did you get the interview notice? The intranet shows that Chen Xiaowei is on a business trip... It's weird, who will meet?"

Yu Cheng: "Say it's the HR of their team."

Gu Tianjiao: "Wait a minute, I'll check."

Yu Cheng heard him clicking the mouse, and then said to him: "She...Ma Jiali...um..."

Yu Cheng: "What's wrong?"

Gu Tianjiao was thoughtful: "I heard that she has a very good relationship with Eric."

Yu Cheng: "Who?"

Gu Tianjiao seemed hesitant to speak, and finally said: "It doesn't matter, believe in your own strength. Do you have '唰唰'? It is the chat tool of the twelve angry men. OK. I'll post your job description online."

Yu Cheng was at a loss, but he did have the "Xunbao Shuahua" account, and after talking to Gu Tianjiao, the two went online.

Gu Tianjiao didn't talk nonsense, he posted a large section of the job description, then sent a smiley face, and said "Come on!".

Yu Cheng asked: "Why is it called '唰唰'? What's the matter with Eric?"

Gu Tianjiao returned to him after a while: "I'm sorry, I just helped the sales team cooperate. '唰唰唰' is the sound of counting money, implying that the seller's business is good and the buyer is happy to spend money; Eric is the VC of the legal department."

Yu Cheng stared at the screen and smirked, looked at the time from Gu Tianjiao's last message, and replied: "Three minutes, brother Gu, you can handle a hard bone? NBA!"

Gu Tianjiao sent a smiling face: "NBA?"

Yu Cheng: "Awesome! Who told you to spout English words all the time!" He paused, "Brother Gu, you said that Ma Jiali has a good relationship with the vice president of the legal department. What do you mean?"

Gu Tianjiao sent another smile: "It's nothing interesting, prepare well, and get her done tomorrow!"

Then stop talking.

Yu Cheng was worried about the interview, so he didn't ask any more questions.When the elephant arrived home, he was ready for the interview, so he grabbed the elephant and said, "Do you know Ma Jiali? From your company."

Elephant stared blankly: "Our company has a total of more than 1 people, and the 'Twelve Angry Men' subsidiary has thousands. Where can I find her?"

Yu Cheng did not give up: "What about Eric?"

The elephant shook his head: "I haven't heard of it, but it should be a big shot."

Yu Cheng: "Let's lie down, that's fine too! How do you listen to the sound and identify the position?"

Daxiang sat down, looked like a fortune teller, shook his head and said: "The company is big, so there are many names. In our company, the positions of senior directors and above are only called by English names, and the last one is the director level. The paratroopers of awesome companies. Because of their high positions, others dare not call their names, and they dare not call them brothers and sisters easily. At the same time, because Yang Yu advocates "equality and simplicity" in the Internet, they are not allowed to be called "general" and "manager" ' and so on, so those old turtles in the workplace came up with such a compromise method, which not only shows that the other party's status is special, but also gives the big shots a false aura of 'approachable'."

Yu Cheng pondered: "Deep, unfathomable! Say something more, let me get familiar with it in advance."

Elephant held his right hand halfway, Yu Cheng quickly poured him a glass of water, Elephant finished drinking with a smile, his mouth pouted, Yu Cheng immediately lit a cigarette for him, and Elephant stretched out his foot.

Yu Cheng: "...Damn it, are you going to tell me? Be my foot-washing maid!"

Elephant laughed for a long time before he began to talk seriously: "Isn't there a unified way of greeting on '唰唰', which is to say 'kiss'?"

Yu Cheng nodded.

Elephant: "In our company, when we meet, people who don't know each other call 'classmate' to show that they don't know each other, but they are polite. It's like the 90s, when a passer-by steps on you, you politely say: 'Friend, did you get hurt?', That 'friend'."

Yu Cheng: "You also know in the 90s, your old man Gui Geng?"

Elephant continued: "The company calls out the full name in Chinese, which means that it is official and not close or far from you. Of course, sometimes it means that it wants to quarrel with you; adding 'brother' and 'sister' after the last name means that the other party is the boss. , but not your direct supervisor, and at the same time the position is senior manager or below; my boss calls 'boss', 'boss', and some sycophants call 'leader'; colleagues at the same level call nicknames, such as 'Xiang Da handsome guy',' Xiang Nanshen'... Finally, if I call you 'kiss', the meaning will be richer, first of all, it means that you two are not familiar with each other, and secondly, it depends on the scene—"

Yu Cheng: "There are so many flowers, what scene?"

Elephant: "Two words are superimposed, 'kiss', which means that although you are not familiar with each other, you still have a good impression of you; if it is just one word, 'kiss', no matter on Shua Shua or in reality, Being polite can mean 'hey' and actually means 'hey, idiot'. Well, that's it!"

Yu Cheng couldn't believe it: "The water is so deep...the big company seems to be very cruel."

The elephant laughed: "What did the person who notified you for the interview call you?"

Yu Cheng: "... dear."

elephant:"……"

Yu Cheng was not willing to ask: "Ma Jiali, what kind of grudge do I have against her, why did you call me 'stupid' before we met?"

Elephant: "Could it be related to that Eric?"

Yu Cheng shook his head, unable to figure it out: "Gu Tianjiao is also hesitant. It's strange, the vice president of legal affairs is so senior, how could I have anything to do with him?"

The elephant was speechless, and patted him on the shoulder: "Good luck!"