boss, i mean it

On Monday, at nine o'clock, the temperature had soared to 37 degrees, and it was still rising. Yu Cheng woke up again with a violent run.

But it was rare that he didn't have the inexplicable dream some time ago. He got up and tidied up, took the pleadings and took the bus.

The Hangzhou Municipal Labor and Social Security Bureau is located on Zhonghe Middle Road. The carriages look like canned sardines, and the people are crowded like dead dogs. After the dead dog Yu Cheng jumped out of the back door of the bus, he was covered with the smell of sweat and poor-quality perfume. The smell of fish in the aunt's vegetable basket, and the smell of meat buns eaten by others, fried dough sticks, the nasal cavity can't be sprayed cleanly, the smell of a man sneezing three times in a row.

The scorching sun evaporated these smells from his body, looking at his mobile phone, eleven twenty-five.

He looked up at the plain building in front of him, the hall was full of people.Those who stood and sat, walked back and forth to fill out forms, and there were signs of various subjects hanging on the narrow and crowded windows. He couldn't understand why for a long time.A table was set up at the entrance of the hall, and an old doorman in a cap was slumped on a chair behind the table.

Yu Cheng tremblingly moved over: "Excuse me...how can I sue the boss for not paying wages?"

The guard opened his eyes and looked at him, ignoring him.

Yu Cheng did not give up: "Uncle..."

The guard closed his eyes and shook his head slightly: "It's off work!"

Embarrassed, Yu Cheng looked back at the schedule posted on the gate.Working hours, morning: 11:30 to 02:30; afternoon: [-]:[-] to [-]:[-].

Three hours lunch break... NND, this is to kill him.

The person who goes up and down the stairs wears a white short-sleeved shirt and gray trousers.The slumped doorman bounced up like a carp, his face was full of spring breeze, his eyes were narrowed, and his teeth gleamed yellow and white: "Chief Tan! Let's go eat!"

"Section Chief Tan" smiled at the guard, and glanced at Yu Cheng: "Get off work!"

Yu Cheng hugged his thigh when he saw the stitches: "Oh, good! Section Chief Tan is going to eat!"

Section Chief Tan glanced at him and said, "Come at two o'clock."

Yu Cheng: "Okay! Thank you! Section Chief Tan, go slowly!"

The guard got up and walked into the next hut, poured out a glass of water, looked him up and down twice, and said, "Hey, you are really a character... Section Chief Tan is in charge of your business, 402. Let's go, let's block the air-conditioning!"

Yu Chengwei obediently withdrew.

I found a storefront that said "with air conditioning and free TV" and ate a bowl of Pianerchuan with a lot of oily foam.Yu Cheng took out his mobile phone and pretended to be busy, even though the proprietress came to take away the bowls and chopsticks, the little girl came to him frequently to wipe the table and mop the floor, refusing to leave.

Barely made it to 01:30, went out against the sun and wandered around the neighborhood like a ghost until two o'clock, and then went to the fourth floor of the Labor Bureau.I don't know if everyone heard Section Chief Tan tell him "Come at two o'clock" at noon, and before work time, 402 was already packed.Yu Cheng imitated the crowd to get the standard paper, wrote eloquently for a long time, copied two copies, and then squeezed in.

From the office came the angrily reprimanded by Chief Tan: "Oh, you didn't say it was refreshing! If you didn't say it was refreshing, how would I know who was responsible? Take it and rewrite it!"

"No, leader, this is their responsibility..."

"Let's go!"

Yu Cheng moved in cautiously, and everyone inside was staring at him with green eyebrows.Originally, the scene he had prepared in his mind was like the elder sister sitting opposite Section Chief Tan's desk, accusing the former boss of his immoral behavior with blood and tears, attracting attention and sympathy.Seeing that Section Chief Tan didn't like this, he immediately put away the original plan, handed the pleadings and a stack of evidence to Section Chief Tan with both hands, and stood silently.

Section Chief Tan looked at the materials he handed over for a while, asked a few words, and said, "I don't care about your matter."

Yu Cheng was taken aback.

Chief Tan looked at him again: "Have you eaten yet?"

Yu Cheng: "... Thanks to you, I have eaten."

Section Chief Tan laughed "poof": "Let me make a call for you." He picked up the phone and looked through Yu Cheng's materials, "Wang Ke, I have something to do here. There is a young man named Yu Cheng, you Help me deal with it...thank you!"

When it was over, he handed Yu Cheng's stack of paper back to him: "Go to 203 and find Wang Ke."

Yu Cheng expressed his gratitude, nodded and bowed, and rushed downstairs under the envious eyes of everyone.

The door of 203 was open, and five or six staff members inside stopped what they were doing when they saw others.

The previous guard was also hanging around inside, and before Yu Cheng could speak, the guard pointed at him and said, "Hey, maybe it's him."

Yu Cheng: "..."

"I am Ke Wang," a young man in his 30s smiled at him, Yu Cheng hurriedly greeted him, the man took his materials and looked through, "I can make Section Chief Tan open his mouth, young man... hey, but you It's not my business."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Section Chief Wang smiled: "Let me make a call for you... Hey, Zhang Ke, I'm Xiao Wang..."

So Yu Cheng grabbed the stack of papers and rushed to room 602.

Now I finally found the organization.

Section Chief Zhang is a kind uncle. He asked him to explain the matter again and said, "There is no need for a court session for this trivial matter. I will mediate for you. Wait for my call!"

Yu Cheng bowed and thanked, went back to 402 to thank Section Chief Tan, then went to 203 to thank Section Chief Wang, thanked the doorman when he went out, and returned home exhausted like a dead dog.

But for the next week, neither the Labor Bureau nor the Twelve Angry Men made any movement.

On Thursday morning, I unexpectedly received a call from Nestlé, who had a phone interview in English for the management trainee position he had applied for, and asked him to wait after it was over.

Yu Cheng was helpless. Outside the window was the neighborhood where the sun was burning. He followed the speakers and sang: "Three years on the left and three years on the right. How many days are there in this life? Three years horizontally, three years vertically, it's better not to meet each other..."

On Friday afternoon, he received a call, put it down, and immediately ran to the bathroom to dress up, bought a red envelope at the gate of the community, and reversed three times to the two sides of Minsheng Road by the West Lake.

There were two people sitting by the window, a man and a woman.

The man was Xie Zhixing, and the girl sitting side by side with Xie Zhixing looked about 25 or [-] years old, wearing a light yellow short-sleeved sweater.A pair of big bright eyes, big wavy long hair draped over the shoulders, a clavicle chain around the neck, good temperament, youthful.

Originally, he thought it was nothing, but seeing this picture of a man and a woman getting married, Yu Cheng wished he could turn around and rush into the West Lake to get angry.

But he still smiled and approached them in a very personable manner.

Yu Cheng: "Brother, sister-in-law."

The girl stood up, walked over Xie Zhixing who was sitting outside in embarrassment, and moved out of the sofa. Under the knitted sweater, she wore a printed satin skirt with a white background, which was knee-length, and a pair of pointed-toed sandals of the same color as the jacket, which seemed to be JC's current season. .She came up to embrace Yu Cheng enthusiastically, and Yu Cheng could not help frowning when he smelled the faint scent of Makjab daisy on her body.

"Finally I see you, Xiao Cheng! Sit down!" The girl smiled, her skin was as moist as porcelain.

Xie Zhixing was silent, the girl looked at both sides, and introduced herself with a smile: "I haven't been married yet, 'sister-in-law' is very old, my name is Chen Xinyuan."

"Ladies, I have admired you for a long time..." Yu Chengqian laughed a few times, sat across from the two of them, and foolishly took out a red envelope from his shoulder bag, "I originally planned to...you get married tomorrow, shouldn't you be very busy?"

Chen Xinyuan: "No matter how busy you are, you still have time to meet Zhixing's good brother!"

"Pony, it's an honor to die!" Yu Cheng paused, and pushed the red envelope between the two people opposite, "Congratulations!"

Xie Zhixing glanced at him, then stretched out his hand to hold him back: "My brother, don't mess around."

Chen Xinyuan looked at both sides with a smile again, pulled out the red envelope from under Xie Zhixing's finger, lifted it up in the air and fanned it: "My brother is so welcome! This is my brother's wish!"

Xie Zhixing frowned slightly: "Are you kidding me! He just started working, and he himself has difficulties..."

Chen Xinyuan stuffed the red envelope into her handbag, as if nothing had happened: "I know! This is why you wrote the invitation card for him and then secretly threw it away! But you can't insult their strength, maybe their monthly salary is more than [-] yuan It's all over!"

Yu Cheng was startled, and laughed.

Chen Xinyuan looked at him with a smile: "Thank you, Xiao Cheng!"

Yu Cheng nodded: "It should."

The waiter came to order, and the next three people sat down. Chen Xinyuan kept looking at him intentionally or unintentionally, and Yu Cheng had nothing to say: "How did you two hook up?"

Chen Xinyuan narrated it in detail with great interest, and Yu Cheng listened with a smile and chimed in.

Chen Xinyuan shrugged: "...That's it!"

Yu Chengwang looked at Xie Zhixing who had been silent all this time: "Brother, you have good taste."

Chen Xinyuan said coquettishly, "Oh, your mouth is so sweet! Do you have a girlfriend? Sister-in-law will introduce you..."

Yu Cheng interrupted her: "Sister-in-law, you have a problem with your taste—I mean, you dress very well, and you have a problem with men's taste."

Chen Xinyuan was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly: "Oh, I hate it! Stop boasting!..."

After a happy meal, Chen Xinyuan went to the bathroom to touch up her makeup. Yu Cheng and Xie Zhixing looked at each other speechlessly.

Xie Zhixing threw over a pack of Zhonghua, and the two of them each touched one and lighted it.

After half a cigarette, Xie Zhixing said: "Xiao Cheng, take her to see you. Apart from her strong request, I also hope that you can accept us...I don't want to break up with you yet."

Yu Cheng smiled: "How could there be a break? We gay don't want you to discriminate against homosexuals, and of course we won't discriminate against you bisexuals and heterosexuals either!"

Xie Zhixing was speechless, and stretched out his hand on the table. At the same time, Yu Cheng moved his hand away from the table.

"Xiao Cheng, I hope you can be happy too."

Yu Cheng frowned, holding back the gas that was about to explode in his chest, and after a while he let go of his brows, and said with a slight smile, "Thank you bro, I've already fallen in love with someone else."

Xie Zhixing was taken aback.

Yu Cheng put out the cigarette butt and stood up: "The last bus is at 08:30, tell my sister-in-law that I'm leaving first."

Xie Zhixing looked up at him, speechless.Yu Cheng's heart softened for a moment, and he took the initiative to hold Xie Zhixing's hand that was resting on the table at a loss, and leaned down to kiss him lightly on his hair.

"After giving birth, remember to play with me for a few days, okay, you will always be my brother."

He turned to go out.

When I got home at eleven o'clock, during the two hours waiting for the elephant to come home, Yu Cheng disposed of two packs of Double Happiness and five cans of beer.

"Damn, I thought there was a fire!"

The elephant leaned over to enter the door, opened the bathroom in the living room on the balcony and the screens in the two bedrooms, went back to Yu Cheng, raised his chin with his fingers, and looked at him through the smoke: "Aiqing, what's wrong?"

Yu Cheng said pitifully, "I was dumped."

Elephant: "Second time?"

Yu Cheng didn't speak, and the elephant picked him up and took him to the bathroom.See him standing under the shower head in a daze, help him undress and boil water.Seeing that he was still stupid, Daxiang said helplessly, "Do you want me to help you take a bath? Disabled people?"

Yu Cheng stared at him, nodded: "OK."

Elephant: "...slut...wash yourself! Hurry up, I'll be working overtime tomorrow!"

Yu Cheng lazily soaped and washed his hair. Elephant sighed, grabbed him, clattered, washed him like a pot, threw him aside, took off his clothes and started washing.

Elephant: "I'll accompany you, if you have something to say, hurry up!"

Yu Chengmu suddenly covered his face in a daze: "Woo... You said that I left because of Mao's unrestrained style? Such a good man still cares about my well-being, so I simply left because of Mao? I should hug His thighs, tearing left and right, tearing horizontally, tearing vertically... Don't let him get married! Just let him be my person in life, and my dead person in death, and even turn into spring mud to protect my flower... "

Elephant spoke from the foam of cleanser all over his face: "Really, then why don't you tear it off when it comes to trouble?"

Yu Cheng sighed: "It's because he said 'true love', 'true love' defeated me..."

Elephant soaped himself: "Ah, Xiaocheng is downcast... I can see that you have lost enough...Damn it, don't look at me! Go get dressed!!!"

Yu Cheng hummed, went back to the room without turning on the light, put on his underwear slowly in the dark, lay down on the bed with wet hair.

After 5 minutes, the elephant turned off the light in the living room, took his small electric fan into Yu Cheng's bedroom, and put the fan at Yu Cheng's feet: "Sleep in!"

Yu Cheng lost his mind and moved to the bed, and the elephant lay side by side with him: "Have you given the gift money?"

Yu Cheng: "Well, five thousand."

Elephant: "Aren't you poor again?"

Yu Cheng remained silent.

The elephant touched his head: "How is the girl?"

Yu Cheng choked up and said, "It's more feminine than me."

Elephant laughed: "In this respect, most girls are better than you!"

Yu Cheng: "Don't mention this kind of thing again, okay? Are you deliberately making me impotent?"

The elephant laughed: "I'm afraid you will insult me, so I have to think about it!"

Yu Cheng: "...human scum."

Elephant: "Okay, okay, let me comfort you. Recently, Twelve Angry Men left a few salesmen, and Gu Tianjiao's team is also short of people. I guess you will have an interview opportunity next Monday."

Shocked, Yu Cheng turned over and sat up: "Wow! Really!"

The elephant dragged him back to the pillow: "...are you really upset just now?"

The two were silent for a while, and soon they heard Yu Cheng's deep and steady breathing, and fell asleep as soon as they heard it.The elephant stood up helplessly to look at him, stroked his hair, and went back to his room lightly.

Yu Cheng spread himself out into big characters.

Elephant worked from home all weekend.Yu Cheng heard that he called his supervisor to ask for leave: "...my roommate was dumped... the same person dumped him twice! I'm afraid he will jump off a building... Yes, the property fee in the community is so expensive. I'm afraid I won't be able to pay for crushing the turf and crushing the young trees..."

Yu Cheng stared at him resentfully: "Can your company speak to the supervisor like this?"

Elephant smiled: "The average age of Internet companies is 25 years old, so don't worry about that much. By the way, take this opportunity to practice interview routines with me!"

Yu Cheng asked him a question and an answer, repeating the words, and when it was over, the elephant asked him about his interview attire. Yu Cheng made a set, and the elephant hung it up for him without saying a word, and went straight into his closet.

"Why are you all dressed like a dog?"

Yu Cheng said helplessly, "Is there something wrong with commuting?"

Elephant: "Internet companies, the average age is 25 years old... You are so formal, why don't you participate in the farewell?"

Yu Cheng: "..."

Elephant pounced into his closet and looked up and down, and finally pulled out a cotton short-sleeved T-shirt and a pair of cropped overalls: "The shoes can match your pair of canvas shoes, and the bag can be matched with that Nike one." fanny pack."

Yu Cheng: "...Should I go on a trip or sell tickets?"

Elephant: "Internet..."

Yu Cheng interrupted: "Internet companies, the average age is 25 years old! They are foreign and shabby! Awesome!"

But with this outfit, Yu Cheng received the interview notice from Twelve Angry Men on Monday as expected, and ran to the building on Wensan Road beaming, and couldn't help but be grateful to the elephant.

The sixth floor of the company is the reception hall. Yu Cheng smirked at the security guards in neat suits, but apart from the security guards, the other staff who came out of the access control really wore everything.An HR assistant led him into the gate, and when he passed the new sales area on the seventh floor, he was dumbfounded to see people of the same age coming and going wearing slippers, wrinkled T-shirts and shorts, hair like chicken coops, and girls in nightdresses, hugging The doll is rubbing her eye poo while talking on the phone.

After passing the old sales area on the eighth floor where the elephant team is located, what’s more, I saw electric salesmen with headsets, forgetting about their unkempt faces. Some people stood on the table and waved their fists to make a phone call, and some people peeled grapes and stuffed them into their mouths. On the phone, there are still people who are under the workstation, sitting cross-legged on the floor with disheveled hair and making a phone call...

Yu Cheng felt that his T-shirt, shorts and sneakers were too formal!

From a distance, I saw an elephant wearing a headset walking around next to the workstation, with one hand in his trouser pocket, and the other holding a small mirror, spitting at the mirror.

Yu Cheng: "..."

In the young man's world, he felt a little helpless.

"Student, please sit down for a while, the supervisor of the employing team will come directly for the interview." The HR assistant girl politely brought him a glass of water, and asked him to sit down in a room with two walls lined with glass on a white background.

Yu Cheng was looking around bored inside. A bunch of words such as "C-type customer development" were written on the glass wall with a whiteboard marker. It seemed that it was a place for sales meetings.Across the fully enclosed glass wall, you can still hear the passionate voices of telemarketing, which is a completely different world from his previous exhibition company.

The exhibition company worked eight hours a day, and only had one or two hours of centralized telephone sales. The rest of the time, they communicated with buttons and practiced static exercises while sitting on a computer chair.If there is a sale dialing one after another, everyone will look sideways in curiosity.

"Come on!" Someone opened the door and greeted.

Yu Cheng withdrew his deep thoughts, turned his chair and stood up, and immediately "dang" his little heart.

"Straight...straight..."

Before the words "straight man" were finished, the other party smiled at him: "I'm Gu Tianjiao, the director of the third department and the fifth group of the first district, hello!"

Yu Cheng calmed down: "Hello, boss!"

It really is Gu Tianjiao!What kind of fate is this!

Gu Tianjiao wore a light blue shirt and a pair of frayed white jeans that day. Although the texture couldn't be compared with last week's black shirt and black trousers, he still looked very handsome.

He called out the word "boss", and Gu Tianjiao smiled heartily at him, and sat relaxed on the chair, with two tight long legs, Yu Cheng just wanted to cover his face and run all over the room.

"Sit down, don't be so polite." Gu Tianjiao glanced at the chair next to him and motioned to him.

Yu Cheng said to himself three times: "I love beauties, but I love Grandpa Mao even more!" He sat down calmly.

Gu Tianjiao looked at his resume slowly: "Xiaoxiang knew that I wanted to meet you, so he came to me at noon and said a lot of good things about you."

Yu Cheng stared at him blankly. It was the Nth time for him to hear Gu Tianjiao's voice, but in Yu Cheng's ears, this lively sentence became "Dang~dang~dang... ",I do not understand the meaning.

Yu Cheng: "Ah...that's right."

Gu Tianjiao couldn't help laughing and said: "Your work experience, learning ability, and talents displayed in college, even when your mother was pregnant with you, your grandfather dreamed of a golden phoenix falling on your mother's bed, he also said it. "

Yu Cheng hesitated to speak, he thought for a while, and decided to correct it: "It's a golden dragon coiled by my mother's bedside."

Gu Tianjiao: "..."

Yu Chengcha said seriously, "Young people are ignorant, please pretend that he didn't say anything."

Gu Tianjiao struggled to hold back a laugh.He went over his resume again: "The resume is very beautiful, but you have English level [-], Japanese level [-], and you have also worked as a project manager and editor-in-chief. Why do you come to Twelve Angry Men for sales?"

Yu Cheng followed the cliché: "A small company with a good name, but it's just that... The family's conditions are not good, and the village calls for building temples, bridges and roads, and we can't pay. My mother doesn't have a job, and my brother has to study University, I want to rely on my own efforts to buy a house and a car in Hangzhou, take my mother to the city, and let my brother afford the tuition."

Gu Tianjiao let out a "poof" laugh: "You?"

Yu Cheng nodded.

Gu Tianjiao's chest trembled, and he took a few breaths before he calmly said, "Last week, Jun Gu, you carried a small D&G bag; the chain on your hand, if I read it correctly, has a three-eyed old dzi; And you use TH's perfume. I have observed that none of them are from treasure hunting."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Gu Tianjiao raised a hand and touched his mouth, Yu Cheng saw that he was trying to hide his smile.

Yu Cheng: "My dad bought those, and his money has nothing to do with me."

"Oh," Gu Tianjiao stopped laughing and looked at him carefully. When Yu Cheng was watched by him, "Dang~dang~dang~" sounded in his heart again, Gu Tianjiao cleared his throat and said with a smile, "Your It's a pity that the conditions are placed in the sales department. I heard that there is a boss under the marketing department who is recruiting BD support for government cooperation projects. He is really awesome! Let me recommend you to him!"

Yu Cheng was confused and said: "Huh? I haven't seen this position before..." He was in a cold sweat, half-hearted and half-hearted in interviews were the most taboo, and the goal was not clear, but it was too late to stop.

Unexpectedly, Gu Tianjiao didn't care, and looked at him sincerely: "For important positions, our company only recommends internally or entrusts headhunters, and will not let them out. Just wait for my news."

As he spoke, he stood up, and Yu Cheng had no choice but to stand up, thinking, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, no matter how black he dyes himself, no one will let him dance.

Gu Tianjiao saw his thoughts and put a hand on his shoulder: "Yu Cheng."

Yu Cheng felt "Dang" in his heart!

Gu Tianjiao: "Relax, I will do what I say."

Yu Chengdao thanked and walked out, Gu Tianjiao's high-quality voice with a smile continued to be heard behind him: "Also," Yu Cheng stopped, "I'm really a 'straight man'."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Dangdang, Nima is doing something!