boss, i mean it

The reputation of "Twelve Angry Men" outside is actually not as bad as Yu Cheng said.

It is one of the miracles of domestic Internet companies. It was founded nine years ago. It has grown from a small company with twelve people to a group of more than 1 people.

The group has several subsidiaries, each in charge of different areas of cash flow.The "Twelve Angry Men" subsidiary that Elephant belongs to has the same name as the group and is responsible for business-to-business trade, commonly known as B2B. It was independently listed in Hong Kong two years ago.It is said that thousands of millionaires and multi-millionaires were born overnight from cleaners to top management.The news was sensational, and it also made outsiders regret: If they had known that they would have this day, it would be better to go in and clean the toilet!

There is also a subsidiary, which is the most familiar shopping network for young people, called "Treasure Hunting".Clothes and other daily necessities for elephants and Yu Cheng are all bought on Treasure Hunt.

Of course, neither Daxiang nor Yu Cheng knew how the internal operation of the treasure hunt at this time was.What is attractive to Yu Cheng is the salary of the telephone sales of the subsidiary company of Elephant.

Seeing that Yu Cheng was no longer attached to the "quality of life", Daxiang told him the truth of the interview: "The bitterness is deep and the hatred is deep, and I vow to change my destiny with material desires."

Yu Cheng immediately turned on his computer, and based on the company's requirements for telemarketing on the recruitment website, combined with his own experience, he worked out a resume and sent it to Elephant.

Then he lit a cigarette, smoked the mosquitoes and wrote the pleading paper referring to the online format. As for the "evidence", he didn't understand.

After all, this kind of thing has never happened before. If a wage earner wants to sue a company with a full-time lawyer, it is like a fight.He's just a bastard and the opponent is a pro/fighter.

The odds are really slim.

If there is a trial, he must also hire a lawyer.Even if you win in the end, is the money enough to pay the lawyer's fees?

But it can't be counted now.

His father instilled in him since he was a child that the dignity of a man is above everything else.I would rather die in battle than be scared to death.What exactly is that evidence?

After thinking about it, he wrote a mass email to the customers of the exhibition company's own booths, asking them to help provide the salesperson's certificate.When it's over, you will fall into anxiety. It's just a business relationship. Who wants to meddle?What's more, Lin Han has successfully created the image of "soft-spoken, red-faced girl" in the hearts of customers. Everyone thinks that he is a gentle and honest person.As the team leader, Yu Cheng had direct contact with the bosses of some companies, and admired him very much. Some people tried to poach him, but would others offend business partners because of him?

A continuous "ding ding" sounded, Yu Cheng picked up the phone, a bunch of text messages, all from the exhibition company that tore up its face today.

A sales executive: "Didi, everyone had a meal today, and I feel that you can't ignore your affairs. If you want any evidence, I'll get it for you!"

Another sales executive: "Sister has a next job, hire me as a manager, let's go together!"

Salesperson and apprentice: "Master, if they don't pay me, I won't do it anymore! Give me a good beating, and we master and apprentice will go beg for food!"

With tears in his eyes, Yu Cheng replied, "Young man, don't be impulsive!"

A dozen colleagues, including the poker-faced foreign trade commissioner and the shy little secretary, all sent condolences.Yu Cheng looked back and realized what it meant to be "We workers have power! Hey! Hey!", and understood what Lin Han had told him a long time ago, "The interests of the company and the interests of the employees often conflict. The conflict At this time, employees who protect the interests of the company are particularly important."

Manager Zhou also sent a text message: "I always thought you were a kind person, but your performance today disappointed me. As a senior, I advise you to do what Manager Lin said, otherwise I can't guarantee that something will happen. He is very angry, really. Also, let you know that our company's lawyers have already sued that awesome leader of a CCPIT this month."

Yu Cheng snorted, this is the "very important" employee.

He continued to flip through, a text message from a wretched network administrator.The content is nothing else, a link to the external domain of the company's intranet, attached: "Network administrator account: wangguan, password: 123456."

Yu Cheng felt ecstasy in his heart.

This is just great!The situation of all orders in the intranet is all recorded.Although he is not sure whether those things can be regarded as valid evidence.But in the current situation that made him blind, this text message is definitely a timely help.

Yu Cheng "turned his eyes" to the network administrator, and replied affectionately: "Viagra, thank you for your kindness! Watch less pornographic photos, less masturbation at work, and take care of your body!"

The network administrator replied: "Hehe, it's easy to do."

Yu Cheng: "... Viagra has a double meaning, talent!"

After Yu Cheng downloaded all the evidence that could be collected, he went into the bedroom to get a USB flash drive, and the sound of springs came from upstairs, and sometimes the headboard of the bed hit the wall.

Looking at the time, it was past eleven o'clock, the couple upstairs was on time, and the elephant had already plunged into the computer to "lay the groundwork for tomorrow".

For the rest of the day, we can only wait.Wait for the company that received his email to reply, wait for Monday to go to the labor bureau to hand in the papers, wait for the court hearing, wait for the interview opportunity of Twelve Angry Men, wait for Xie Zhixing's wedding, wait for the judgment, wait for the interview results...

Speaking of so many things, the only thing the parties can do is to wait.

But we can't sit still, all gaps in sentencing can be done.

Yu Cheng returned to the living room where the two computers were facing each other, and asked the elephant to send him a few recordings.Soon, he locked another recording of Gu Tianjiao.

Another "cooperation" is to sell hard bones that cannot be gnawed by oneself. The supervisor pretends to be another identity to change the taste and freshness of customers, rebuild trust, dig out demand, and gnaw down the hard bones.

Yu Cheng opened the button game, playing match-up, while being addicted to Gu Tianjiao's voice.

I always felt that his voice sounded like a familiar person.

But again not sure.

"...You should still consider continuing, right! But you only have one week left to expire. You are an old member, and you understand that our certification will take at least two weeks. Even if you pay now, I will arrange expedited certification for you. Please wait a moment—Xiao Zhang, is the certified car still downstairs? Is it about to start?! Stop me quickly! I have another member here——Mr. Zhao, if you are at the computer right now... you are right Okay, okay, the account number is..."

Yu Cheng turned off the recording and looked at the elephant: "What does 'certified car' mean? Do you use a car to pull your certified company information?"

Xiang Xiang raised his head from behind the computer, and said inscrutablely, "Xiao Zhang doesn't exist either."

Yu Cheng: "... Where is your company's bottom line?"

Elephant: "The customer's payment slip."

Yu Cheng: "What about conscience?"

Elephant: "Do what you do, love what you do."

Yu Chengfu was very sad, if he accidentally joined this company, should he not wear underwear from now on?

The elephant understandably threw a Chinese stick, and Yu Cheng silently stuffed the Double Happiness he had just drawn back into the box.

The elephant said: "Live and live. A house seller has people queuing up to grab every house in his hand. He won't tell you that the house you fancy has died, and the mountain behind it It’s full of graves; the waiter in the restaurant serves fresh vegetables, and there is absolutely no one else left, so add some ingredients to warm it up for you; the handsome guy in the bar who makes your heart beat, says you are his first love The ladies in the nightclub are all newcomers, and you are her first customer... You know it's all fake and white lies. Ask you, if you really like that house, would you buy it? Do you want to buy it? Do you want to eat if you are hungry? Do you want a man if you are thirsty? Do you want to hug the lady?"

Yu Cheng said, "No hug."

The elephant was a bit embarrassed, and laughed, "Of course, the last example is not suitable for you."

Yu Cheng lost his temper, and compromised: "There is no need to whitewash your company, I will blackmail myself. Besides, Miss? You?"

The elephant blushed: "... last time a buddy said to play, so he went to open his eyes..."

Yu Cheng shook his head and said: "Gay morals! Forget it, the handsome guy in the bar, when will he show me something."

The elephant turned off the phone and walked to the bedroom: "When you are no longer in debt, Ann!"

That night, Yu Cheng still didn't sleep well.

In the dream, it was either swords and swords, or bullets flying across.During the dream of the bombardment, there was a piece of piano sound mixed in. In the dream, Yu Cheng knew that the song was Mendelssohn's "Song of Spring", accompanied by the piano, and someone was reciting a poem called "Accident".

When Yu Cheng woke up in the hot morning, the scorching sun pouring in from the window made him frantic.

The weather was getting hotter and hotter, and he and his roommates slept on the floor shirtless during the same season at school.The floor was also hot, but thankfully there was a ceiling fan on the ceiling and four electric fans on the floor, which buzzed all night, so it could be dealt with anyway; then I was fooling around with Xie Zhixing every day, from Xie Zhixing's dormitory to the rented house and then to Xie Zhixing's house , all have air conditioners, and the man helped him block the severe cold and heat.Now that he had returned to the present world, he wished he could take a knife, lift himself from the top of his head, slit him open to his stomach, and then cut his limbs apart four times, and spread his whole body thinly on the tiled floor of the bathroom.

Of course these are nothing.

What matters is those messy dreams every day, who is Mendelssohn? What the hell is "Accidental"? !

Although he doesn't reject classical music, and has a [-]% interest in new poetry, he is not fascinated enough by these two things for him to remember.Moreover, his current living environment is as low as a dog, but his dream is full of spring and snow, is it appropriate? !

Yu Cheng rushed into the bathroom to suppress the fire with cold water from the shower head.

When the elephant came into the living room with his slippers on, Yu Cheng was stunned in front of the computer.

"Song of Spring" was playing on the speaker, and Xu Zhimo's "Occasionally" was on the screen.Yu Chengfei quickly rubbed his eyes, and rushed into the kitchen with the back of his head facing the curious onlookers: "Below me, let's eat together."

Elephant: "...can you eat it?"

Yu Cheng: "...then you eat."

Elephant: "Not interested, you are crying."

Yu undertakes water, ignites a fire, and stands dumbly like a wooden chicken.

Elephant secretly approached: "...I am a cloud in the sky, occasionally projected on your heart—"

Yu Cheng: "..."

Elephant: "Why are you crying?"

The corner of Yu Cheng's mouth twitched, and the elephant looked at him cautiously: "—You don't have to be surprised, let alone be happy——Why are you crying?"

Yu Cheng stared at the fog gradually forming under the lid of the glass pot, and gradually condensed the falling water droplets. He pushed the elephant away without making a sound.

Elephant: "...you can remember, but you'd better forget..."

"Close your mouth!" Yu Chengmeng's face, "... wow ... this day, it's so fucking ah haha ​​~ ah ~ ah ..."

elephant:"……"

Ten minutes later, the two of them were sweating profusely and finished eating the noodles.

When the elephant was cleaning up the dishes, he glanced at Yu Cheng, who had red eyes, and said casually, "Where is the Seventh Hospital of Hangzhou?"

Yu Cheng walked towards the computer: "Gudang, what's wrong?"

The elephant laughed and said, "What time do you go back?"

Yu Cheng stared at the computer, there were two replies from his "former" clients.Click on the attachment, and without delay, someone else printed the certificate, stamped it with the official seal, and then scanned it and sent it to him.

Yu Cheng felt warm in his heart, and smiled: "There are still many good people in this world. They are too generous..."

The elephant looked at him helplessly: "Please don't pretend to chat with me normally, okay?"

Yu Cheng said, "I'll go back with you."

The elephant turned around and went to the kitchen, washed the dishes and came back: "Well, why don't we go to 'Jun Gu' tonight?"

"Jun Gu" is a famous gay bar in Hangzhou, which is located by the West Lake. Yu Cheng has never been there.Since his self-awareness became clear, the other half of the bed was occupied by Xie Zhixing.I have never been on gay.com, I have never used Jack'd, even the curious GV was stopped by Xie Zhixing and said "we should shoot by ourselves".He put his life on the line with Xie Zhixing, if it wasn't for an elephant from the same department, he would have almost become an insulator.

Now that others let him go free, the elephant is worried about his mental outlook, regardless of what he said the day before, "wait until you have no debts", and even disregarding the fact that he will restart the tough work from eight to one the next day, and sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman, what good is he doing? refused?

The elephant went to work overtime under the scorching sun. Yu Cheng went out to print out the pleadings, evidence, and a new resume and went home. With Gu Tianjiao's recording in the background, he sweated profusely and cleaned the rental house. Wash and dry well.

When I was done, I packed myself, went to the community vegetable market to buy a la carte, and went home to cook dinner.

"It's the best," he praised himself, "except for the lack of money, whoever marries me will be a great blessing...Wow, I'm talking to myself..." He covered his mouth, and if this goes on, it's really amazing The Seventh House is not allowed!

It is said that due to the upgrade of the recording equipment, Gu Tianjiao left few recordings in the "Jianghu".Yu Cheng listened to it over and over again, and felt that the sales executive's speaking skills were simply amazing!

Before he sold stalls, it was also telemarketing.But as long as others say, no need, our company has not developed to that level, he will have nothing to do.

Gu Tianjiao is different, he can't hear the words, and he doesn't like other benchmark recordings that Daxiang listens to. He talks about concepts, advantages, and functions. As long as he catches a sales opportunity, those sales will be fully fired, and the list will be dragged in.Gu Tianjiao always helps his sales to gnaw hard bones, but the blade is hidden. He can catch any point thrown by the customer. The trace of the other party's inability to move disappeared invisible, and then he started to talk about the topic he wanted to talk about, and the last move killed him, locking Shan to death.

The more Yu Cheng listened, the more he was convinced, this man is definitely a monster!

"No, Ah Cheng, you got into the drama too quickly!"

When the elephant opened the door and came in, it was Gu Tianjiao's standard mandarin, mixed with Yu Cheng's word-for-word imitation.

Yu Cheng: "—I didn't say it, Manager Gu, you Twelve Angry Men, especially your boss Yang Yu, are all liars!——Eh, Mr. Wang, I didn't expect that in your heart, you are also an old member , I didn’t expect you to think we have such an image. But Mr. Wang, in fact, in terms of your attention to Twelve Angry Men, your expectations for this platform are quite high...——Your platform, there is no list, There are garbage inquiries every day! ——By the way, Mr. Wang, have you ever heard that which platform is a good list? There are always good times, and you have also received inquiries... Uh, uh... ...Uh, uh..."

Elephant: "What's wrong?"

Yu Cheng went into the kitchen all the way, brought out the food, and said with a smile: "Did you notice his laughter? It's not haha, it's not hehe, it's not hehe, it's a low voice of 'Ehha'. It makes people feel that he is laughing." Smile, but the smile is not official, not insidious, not exaggerated, not fake, has affinity, temperament and taste..."

The elephant couldn't believe it: "...you'd better go back to the hospital!"

By the time the two packed up and took a taxi to the West Lake, it was already ten o'clock.

In Yu Cheng's heart, Jun Gu's sense of mystery has continued to pile up from the moment he knew it, and at this moment, it has almost become a holy place.

The gay bars in European and American movies are full of muscular men, high-pitched music, hazy lights alternating with red and blue, dry ice fog all over the sky, and a few gorgeous and shiny drag queens.When the wine was hot, the muscular men took off their shirts, and the whole picture "flesh is hidden and flesh is visible", making the ground turtle like him, with nosebleeds spraying all over the ground.

So he also dressed up carefully, with a small V-neck short-sleeved white Tee, tight black tube trousers with small feet, a pair of high-top canvas shoes, a small D&G satchel on his body, and a baseball cap. I was somewhat suppressed by a youthful student spirit.

All the way, he was cautious and drifting all the way, and he didn't listen to the elephant's complaint of "when will the Hangzhou Metro be built?"

But after entering the speakeasy, he was disillusioned.

The place is small, the layout is silly, there are no entertainment programs, and there are not even a few people.

Covering an area of ​​about [-] square meters, leather chairs are half-circled against the wall, and booths and high stools are placed in a boring and orderly manner.In the innermost part is a wooden stage with a width of seven or eight square meters, with steel pipes on it. On the stage wall are several TVs with karaoke on them. Two enchanting little boys, each with a microphone, are staring at the TV and swaying behind the bar. Songs played by the DJ.

On the contrary, the owner of the bar is quite handsome, with a super good figure covered with a tight white vest, a black leather rope cross necklace, wide trousers of unknown material, and a row of shiny rivets at the seam of the trousers.Although he is only... 1.7 meters five by visual inspection, he has a well-groomed beard, thick eyebrows and big eyes, like a western cowboy.When he came up to him with the footsteps of a fashion week male model, Yu Cheng felt that his internal organs were bleeding from his arrogance.

The boss said: "Elephant, I haven't been here for a long time, who is this?"

The elephant smiled like a charming goblin: "My shirtless brother, Cheng. Cheng, this is Lao Gao."

A few people greeted each other, and the ladies by the stage looked at them.Lao Gao took the two of them to a corner and sat down, asked people to open the wine, and then waved the elephant away, leaving Yu Cheng alone with a beer, bored listening to the audience singing love songs on the stage one after another.

The elephant who was chatting with Lao Gao at the bar disappeared without seeing him. At this time, four new customers of different shapes entered the venue noisyly.

One of them locked Yu Cheng's gaze for an instant.

He is about 1.8 meters tall, with a thin body, wearing a black shirt, slim black trousers, strong eyebrows, bright black eyes with a smile, a straight nose, and slightly raised mouth corners... That waistline... Yu Cheng swallowed Spit, the face began to burn.

The four of them were led by the younger brother to sit down next to Yu Cheng, chatted a few words and started playing dice.The man stretched out his hand to hold the plastic black tube, those slender and well-proportioned fingers... Yu Cheng was hypoxic.

"Little brother, you are alone, do you want to come over?" Among the four people, a handsome boy with a light beard greeted Yu Cheng.

Yu Cheng glanced back at the bar. There was no news from the elephant. He swallowed again, and moved over with the beer bottle.

The handsome men introduced one by one: "My name is 'Xiao Shuang', and this is 'Xiao Zhuo' and 'Candy'." Only the man in black, Yu Chengba who couldn't open his eyes, was introduced.

"Hi, my name is Yu Cheng, this is..." He gestured to the man in black.

Xiao Shuang laughed loudly: "Him? You fell in love with him?"

Yu Cheng blushed: "No, no..."

The man in black smiled at him without answering, Xiao Shuang smiled and said, "He's called 'straight man'."

Yu Cheng was embarrassed and squeezed out a smile: "Brother straight man, hello..."

Several people burst into laughter.

Playing with them for a few rounds, the man in black in the middle did not speak, "bragging" only gestures, he smiled and drank when he lost, and watched others drink with a smile when he won.About half an hour later, he whispered something in Xiao Shuang's ear, Xiao Shuang nodded, and the man in black finally turned around and nodded to Yu Cheng: "Let's go first, you guys play."

As soon as he opened his mouth, Yu Cheng's cerebellum short-circuited, and when he recovered, he was gone.

"Hey, elephant, what brought you here?" The three people at the table raised their heads to say hello, Yu Cheng turned his head, and the elephant threw himself on him, smiling and steaming.

Yu Cheng pushed him away in disgust: "Four and 10 minutes, Lao Gao is very fierce."

A table of people followed suit, and the elephant rolled his eyes: "Why don't you say I'm fierce!"

Xiao Shuang poured a glass of light beer and handed it to the elephant: "Is your throat dry...or are you full?"

Everyone booed again, Yu Cheng looked around, dare to know these people well, too familiar.

The elephant hooked Yu Cheng with his arm: "Leave you alone for so long, and no one hooked up? I mean, you are with these monsters. Look at that table, and at that table, two people drinking alone The best man!" He looked down at Xiaoshuang Xiao Zhuo and Candy who were at the same table, "If you hang out with them, good men will be scared away."

The three of them responded to the elephant, but it didn't last a few seconds. They also followed the elephant's prompt and saw a handsome polo guy sitting and listening to a song next to the two decks in front of him, and a handsome uncle in a shirt playing with a mobile phone , Xiao Zhuo and Candy toasted Yu Cheng, and then quietly, one person with one target, they turned around.

Only Xiao Shuang was kind and stayed with them.

Every time Xiao Shuang pours wine, she wipes the table with a paper towel, smiles and says to Xiang Xiang, "Ah Cheng fell in love with someone else, unfortunately he is a straight man."

Elephant: "Huh? Why are straight guys here?"

After wiping the table, Xiao Shuang watched the progress of Xiaozhuo and Candy with a sip of wine: "It's Xiaojing's brother. Just now when we passed Liu Park, we saw Xiaojing and him arguing. It seems that Xiaojing asked for money, but brother refused to give it. We sympathized with my brother, and after a few words of persuasion, my brother asked us to bring him to Jungu, saying that he wanted to see Xiaojing's place."

Da Xiang persuaded the silent Yu Cheng: "Look, Xiao Shuang calls someone 'brother', and he doesn't even know his name, so forget it!"

Yu Cheng hummed, and the elephant stared at him: "Hey, isn't this tempting? Your four-year relationship, how long has it been, and you have forgotten it?"

Yu Cheng chuckled.Xiao Shuang was startled, and secretly made a "four" to the elephant, and the elephant nodded.

Yu Cheng said blankly: "But, I feel like he..." He looked at the elephant, "The voice is like Gu Tianjiao."

Daxiang touched his forehead helplessly: "You've lost your mind... Shuang, what's Xiaojing's last name?"

Small eyes with a smile: "Xiang, what's my last name?"

elephant:"……"

Xiao Shuang smiled and said: "Now we only know what A Cheng's surname is... This is the first time I saw a person in a bar who said his real name, pfft... A Cheng, we are different from elephants, we will be true friends from now on! Tell me , go back naked/chat!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

elephant:"……"

Xiao Shuang saw that Candy seemed to be hooking up with the man in the shirt. He stared at it for a second, then turned his head and raised his glass to Yu Cheng: "Four years, and the straight man just now, none of them belong to you. Drink one glass and start life from the beginning!"

The three clinked glasses: "Do it!"