boss, i mean it

The next day was Saturday, when Yu Cheng woke up sweating profusely, it was already past nine o'clock, and when he saw the 14 yuan left in his wallet from a taxi, he remembered that what happened the night before was true.

The voice of someone talking came from the living room, and there were questions and answers.It should be the elephant listening to the telemarketing recording again.

He got up to take a shower, came out to wipe his hair with a towel and asked, "Elephant, why haven't you left yet?"

Elephant knocked on the computer for a while, knocked a section, stopped, replayed the previous half of the recording, and took a sip of milk on the computer desk: "The supervisor told me to go after lunch, and listen to the recording to write a speech. How are you?"

Yu Cheng: "I want to change my job and resign today."

The elephant let out a oh, and changed a recording, in which a female voice exploded, startling Yu Cheng.

Yu Cheng couldn't understand what the woman was yelling for a long time. He felt that the sound of passion turned into broken glass and shot out. The elephant looked at him who was shot and smiled: "Come to our company!"

In fact, elephants are not as good as their names, and the origin of the nickname is no longer available.I look clean, 1.8 meters tall, and have a first-class figure.Although there is a little baby fat on his face, he has big eyes and a straight nose, making him look handsome and cute.He used to be the "cabinet brother" of the counter of the famous brand store in Hangzhou Tower, but he thought he was short of money, so he defected to the current company.The handsome young man who was fascinated by people before turned around and swung behind the headset, calling a group of local bosses every day.

I heard that the people in their team don't change their clothes for a week in summer.Yu Cheng originally thought that he would not be able to do it for long, but he did not expect that he would be deeply involved in acting, and he had to listen to speeches every day before going to bed, saying that "if you don't make progress in a day, you won't be able to sleep".

The masculinity that can be bent and stretched, Yu Cheng learned from the elephant.The ground-breaking conditions are so excellent, but it's a pity that the two of them can only become "sisters" if they don't call.

The sister's smile calmed Yu Cheng down in the violent sound wave.

Finally, I heard what the female voice was saying.

"... Manager Zhang! Xiao Li is telling you! The Ministry of Industry and Information Technology has issued a red-letter document! As long as companies in your area join our platform and do business, the membership fee will be [-] cheaper for you! Hey, yes, this money is not bad Out, it’s the government who gave it to you! You see how good it is, the country supports you, and you do business on the computer, who still goes out now, the sun is so big, right?…”

Yu Cheng's ears were dripping with blood.This kind of voice turned out to be a sales benchmark recording?

The "manager Zhang" on the key call will only be um, the girl is spraying, and there is a noisy sound in the background.

Yu Cheng turned around to squeeze the toothpaste, dripping cold sweat while brushing his teeth: "What is this?"

The elephant stopped and knocked on the conversation just heard: "Someone entered the order, and my colleagues clapped their hands with plastic hands."

Yu Cheng spit out the foam and said with a sneer: "Your company feels like a pyramid scheme."

The elephant smiled.

When Yu Cheng changed his clothes and was about to go out, he heard that the recording had changed again. It contained the patient and gentle voice of an elephant, and the person talking to him was a woman over 50 years old.

"Boss, let me tell you, Vietnam is the best seller for your motorcycle accessories! Hey, Vietnam, there are no cars on the road! What are all the chugs? Hey, motorcycles!..."

Yu Cheng was speechless.

Daxiang looked at him embarrassedly: "I'm looking for the gap between me and the master... Our company, if you want to come, I'll give you an internal recommendation."

Yu Cheng heyed twice and said, "Goodbye!"

When I go out to withdraw money, I take a credit card.Xie Zhixing's wedding is next Saturday, and there is one week left, so he wants to settle the matter with him.When he first graduated, his salary was [-] yuan a month, which was the highest in his department, but he couldn't make ends meet. At that time, Xie Zhixing helped him more or less.

Roughly speaking, there are four or five thousand.The overdraft limit of China Merchants Bank's student card is [-]. After graduation, he registered his work address and mentioned [-]. Later, because he used the card frequently, it was increased to [-].But when the card is never full, the debt pit is getting bigger and bigger, and the cash withdrawal can only withdraw half of the remaining amount.He worked hard for a long time before he took out two thousand three.

It's still three thousand.

He sighed and took out his phone: "Manager Lin, I want to resign... OK, I'll come right away."

I took three buses with varying degrees of damage and different shades of human taste. It took almost two hours to get to the city, and the fare was [-] yuan.

Yu Cheng remembered that his sister Shudong told him "a bowl of noodles for three yuan in Shaxian County" the night before, and felt that he had a long way to go in life, and another two bowls of noodles were knocked over from his mouth and onto the bus.

The small company he works for is located in an office building in the urban area, and is engaged in domestic and foreign exhibition booth sales and group business.Domestic companies participating in the exhibition are too lazy to buy directly, and are willing to spend more than 1 yuan per booth of nine square meters to this kind of reselling company, and his salary will be drawn from the price difference.

The little boss's name was Lin Han, he was only three years older than him, and he blushed when he spoke.Facing him, Yu Cheng repeated what he had just said.

Lin Han smiled behind the glasses and said, "You are a talent that our company values, why do you want to leave?"

Yu Cheng lowered his eyes, he couldn't say that here, one person can be used as three people, and a total of more than 2 yuan will be earned in one year.

Lin Han didn't wait for him to explain the reason, and said with a smile: "Of course, if you want to find another job, I will support it as a friend. However, the company's process has to be followed. The [-] you paid in advance last month will be returned to the company first, and the exhibition will be held." When it's over, your money will be worth a penny, and I will call you."

Yu Chengxin was thinking about clearing things up, and said, "Manager Lin, look, I have four booths this month, and the commission is 8000, and I have three in November, and the total commission is more than [-]. The two thousand... ..."

Lin Han: "The company has its own procedures. If you want to leave, I won't stop you, right? Why don't you work for a few more months?"

Yu Cheng became anxious: "If you do it again, the exhibition booths will be sold from next month to next year, and the money can't be collected until the end of the exhibition. This drags on..."

Lin Han smiled contemptuously: "Then you pay back the two thousand first!"

Yu Cheng: "But my unpaid wages are obviously enough, can't you just deduct it from it?"

Lin Han blushed and shouted roughly: "Then don't leave!"

Seeing the boss go crazy, the other three people in the same office as Lin Han, a foreign trade commissioner with a poker face, a wretched network manager, and a shy 20-year-old secretary, were too nervous to speak out.

Yu Cheng suppressed: "If I wanted money, I wouldn't advance it before, and my advance was also to lead the South African group and maintain your customers..."

Lin Han shrugged and sneered: "It's useless to say anything, the company's process..."

"What process!" Yu Cheng became anxious, and roared in a rough voice, "Xiao He and the others resigned last month, didn't you also agree to pay? Have you paid this month?"

Lin Han slammed his fist on the table with a "bang!": "Get lost!"

Yu Cheng took half a step back: "Deducting the two thousand, this month's salary does not count as the basic salary of 1000 yuan. You still owe me two thousand and five. If you don't pay me, you won't leave."

Lin Han stared at him, picked up the phone and called the office next door: "Manager Zhou, someone has come to the company to make trouble, please call the security guard for me!"

Yu Cheng was startled, thinking of the scene in TV dramas where security guards dragged people out of the building as soon as they appeared, and felt that it was really embarrassing.

He evened out his saliva and said to Lin Han, "This is a personal security attack."

Lin Han sneered, and pushed the landline from the table: "Then why don't you call 110 and say I'm going to beat you, call the police!"

Yu Chengxin froze, and under Lin Han's threatening gaze, he called the legendary mysterious number for the first time in his life.

Yu Cheng: "You... hello, may I ask if the boss doesn't pay wages, do you care?"

The other party said: "This is out of control."

Yu Cheng thought for a while: "Then...the boss doesn't pay me wages, I don't care what he wants, he wants someone to beat me, do you care about this matter?...Haven't hit me yet, was about to hit me, he went to the security guard... ...well, my address is..."

After Yu Cheng finished speaking, he put down the phone.

In the office, everyone seemed to think that this was a white show for which no tickets were charged, and they watched eagerly in silence.Lin Han stared at him for a long time, but before the security came, he said to him: "Please don't stand next to me and affect our company's work."

Yu Cheng felt murderous intent approaching, he glanced at Lin Han's biceps under his shirt, retreated to the door, and stood by the network administrator's station.

Seeing him flinch, Lin Han lifted his chin contemptuously: "Get out!"

Yu Cheng withstood the pressure and did not move. The network administrator sitting beside him was even more nervous than him.

Lin Han stood up suddenly, raised his fist and rushed towards him like a gust of wind.

Yu Cheng flinched.He has to attend the job fair later and doesn't want to fight.

Lin Han rushed in front of him, swung his fist as if, and he tensed his face to prepare for it, but Lin Han suddenly turned around and punched "Bang!" on the solid wooden door of the office.

The three spectators in the office shook at the same time.

"go out!"

Yu Cheng still didn't move.Lin Han stared and walked towards his workstation, halfway there, he suddenly turned around and rushed back, his fist passed his eyes, and slammed on the door with a "bang!"

"If you don't go out again, I will kill you! Get out!"

Yu Cheng looked around in a daze, no one dared to persuade him, he gave in, walked outside the door, and then stood still in the aisle: "I won't leave unless you give me money."

Lin Han rushed to him to close the door, but the previous punches made the people from other companies hear the sound.A few passers-by appeared, deliberately going back and forth, pretending to go to the toilet.

There are several small companies on this floor. Lin Han only rented two offices opposite each other, and the rest of the space is occupied by people from other companies.

Yu Cheng's words smeared Lin Han's face a lot, so he had no choice but to stop, looked at the people coming and going, restored his politeness, and said with a blushing smile, "Isn't all the money given to you? Okay What's the point of getting together and breaking up, you come to make trouble?"

When Yu Cheng saw him acting, he also acted honestly as a migrant worker: "Boss, you didn't pay me, and you still owe me more than 5000."

Lin Han stared, and the people in the corridor were gone. He made a gesture to punch again. At this moment, the elevator sounded, and Manager Zhou brought a security guard over.

Lin Han immediately lowered his fist and said to the security guard, "It's him!"

Yu Cheng's heart tightened, the drama on TV was about to be staged.He looked at the crooked security guard in the dark blue uniform, panicked.

Unexpectedly, the security guard put his hands behind his back and asked with a smile, "What's the matter?"

Yu Cheng suddenly realized that TV is TV.The security guard is the security guard of the building property, why should he listen to Lin Han?

He put on an innocent face and said to the security guard, "The boss didn't pay me wages, and he still beat me."

The security guard looked at Lin Han with a smile on his face: "Don't hit me, just talk about it."

Lin Han was embarrassed, looked back at Yu Cheng and said angrily: "You are affecting our company's work, okay? Go away!"

Yu Cheng shook his head, if he left, he would never get back any of his money.

"Believe it or not, I beat you and threw you off the fourteenth floor?!"

Lin Han roared again. In the office behind Yu Cheng, colleagues from the sales department who had worked together all appeared and looked at him understandingly, but no one dared to persuade him.

Just at the moment of stalemate, the elevator rang again, and two men in police uniforms came.

One looked like a majestic old policeman who had experienced many things in the world, and the other was very young and gentle, wearing glasses, holding a notebook and a pen in his hand.

The old policeman took a look at the situation and said to Lin Han, "You won't pay him?"

Lin Han smiled kindly: "I've given it all, he's here to make trouble."

Yu Cheng: "No."

The gentle policeman asked Yu Cheng: "Did you hit you?"

Yu Cheng: "I punched the door a few times, if you don't come again, he said he would beat me to death."

The gentle policeman asked, "What's going on?"

Yu Cheng said the matter again.

The old policeman smiled: "This boss, at first glance, is an intellectual, a part-time worker with little money, why bother?"

Lin Han sneered, the old policeman glanced at him, and said to Yu Cheng: "There is no result if you keep arguing, you go back first, if your boss doesn't give you money on the day of salary payment, you can go to the Labor Bureau to sue."

Lin Han smiled and said, "Welcome, we have lawyers anyway."

The two policemen didn't care about Lin Han, and persuaded Yu Cheng to leave with a friendly face. Yu Cheng glanced at his mobile phone. It was past two o'clock. He nodded, and went downstairs with the police, only to find that his legs were weak when he got out of the building.

Yu Cheng looked back frequently, asking for help from the incarnation of justice: "Police...uncle, will they find someone to beat me?"

The old policeman smiled and patted him on the shoulder comfortingly: "In a legal society, if they dare, you can call 110 at any time!"

Yu Cheng looked around to make sure that no one was lurking nearby wielding a machete and carrying bricks. He bowed a few times to thank the police, and stopped a taxi to rush to the talent market.

The talent market is next to Wulin Square. After Yu Cheng rushed there with his knees shaking and printed his resume, he found that there was no one at the so-called large-scale job fair.

He looked at his phone, it was not until three o'clock, didn't it mean that the deadline was four o'clock?

There were only a few tables in a mess, and the floor was covered with paper.He turned around a few times in a daze, and grabbed the old man who came to lock the door. The other party said that there were too many people interviewing, and all units were filled up quickly, and the stalls were closed at two o'clock.

Yu Cheng was startled, went downstairs, and walked aimlessly to Wulin Square.

The phone rang, and Yu Cheng looked at the screen, frowning.

"Hey, mom... I have a rest today... What are you doing here... I can't live in it! I'm sharing a room with a classmate... I just need to add an extra bed... No, no, no! There's no air conditioner. Ten degrees, 37 octaves at night, how can you bear it (can bear it)... Oh, I'm out of work!... I don't have enough money, the boss is not human... I can go abroad to hone my skills, but I can't afford to eat when I come back! ...I'm not working hard enough?! You...you are 45 years old, learn something, find a boyfriend! Don't think about it all day, I'm not the mayor of Hangzhou...well, if you have money Pick you up!"

After hanging up the phone, Yu Chengduo sat next to the fountain in Wulin Square.This is the center of Hangzhou City. Yintai is directly opposite, Hangzhou Tower is on the right and behind, and a grand theater is on the left.The square is surrounded by the busiest roads in Hangzhou, high-end cars, luxury cars, fashionable girls and ladies who spend a lot of money, and young people who are in a hurry like him, surrounded him like a streamer.

Recalling the words I said to my mother, I was so annoyed and ashamed that I really wanted to kill him.

After sitting for a long time without eating lunch, Yu Cheng was hungry and thirsty.He took out three yuan and bought a bottle of water at the nearby newsstand at the price of a Hangzhou tourist.

Looking back at this city, when I excitedly came to university five years ago, I thought countless times about what I would do after graduation.Newspapers say every day that college students are unemployed after graduation, but it is other people's business that it is difficult for others to find a job.He must reach the first small peak in his life at the age of 25 and work for a well-known international company.Dressed in elegant clothes, exuding a charming cologne smell, and a group of elites of different nationalities, sipping coffee in the sunshine through the floor-to-ceiling windows, pointing at the performance trend on the document.

Then the boss opened the door and walked in, and said to him: "Congratulations, your plan has leveraged the company's market growth of several hundred million. The head office decided to make an exception for you, and you will be promoted for the second time this year!"

But the reality is that he is 23 years old, unemployed and in debt a year after graduation.Last night, a young lady whose income was based on Malatang said that he was a "jerking off".

Yu Cheng took back his daydream, put the remaining half bottle of water back into his backpack, wrapped it with the resume that he had no chance to hand out, and then sent a text message to his netizen in Shanghai, Azhu.

Ah Zhu made a phone call: "A Cheng! Has Nestle not heard back yet?"

Yu Cheng said boringly: "No, let me wait. I have been waiting for three months."

Azhu: "Oh, hi! I told the buddy I know about your qualifications, three months as the assistant to the boss of the Japanese-funded factory, three months as a salesperson at a company's booth, and nine months as the company's sales and sales director , editor-in-chief of the company magazine, project manager, Japanese-English translation of exhibition organizers, and foreign team leader, right?"

Yu Cheng: "Yes, how is it?"

Azhu: "He said that Nokia's vacant positions are only for senior management. I told him, you can do it, you have the temperament of a boss."

Yu Cheng was conflicted and secretly pleased: "What did he say?"

Azhu: "He said he has it too."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Ah Zhu yelled: "Ah Cheng, don't die! The recruitment season in Shanghai is off-season recently, and there will be no new batch until the end of the year. I remember that Hangzhou's 'Twelve Angry Men' are not recruiting people? The largest company in Hangzhou, how do you not going?"

Yu Cheng snorted: "It's an MLM company. The elephant went in for two months and was/fucked to death. I went to work at eight in the morning and finished at midnight. I worked overtime all day on Saturdays and half a day on Sundays, free of charge, and brainwashed every day. Now, he arrives home at one o'clock in the evening. After washing, he squeezes out the toothpaste for the next day, pours the mouthwash, combs his hair, puts on the clothes for the next day before going to bed, and goes out within 1 minute of getting up the next day. ..."

A Zhu: "Wow...horrible, how much is his monthly salary?"

Yu Cheng: "I heard it was [-] last month."

Azhu: "...then you are so entangled!"

Yu Cheng: "If you have money, you have no life! There is no time to spend money until you die!"

A Zhu: "Choose and choose! If you don't go, brother will go!"

The two chattered for a long time before hanging up the phone, but in the end, Yu Cheng's last hope was gone.

It took him another two hours to get home in the car back to Yiqiao, walking along the congested main road in the evening.

Unexpectedly, the elephant was already there, and was listening to the recording while swatting mosquitoes.Seeing him, he turned to the kitchen and said, "Ah Cheng, I brought you something to eat from the company, over there."

Yu Cheng hummed, and saw a box of lunch and three boxes of vegetables, the dishes were scrambled eggs with tomato, scrambled eggs with leeks, and scrambled eggs with Chinese toon.

Yu Cheng: "...Your company doesn't want money?"

The elephant said with a smile: "Eat what you eat."

Without saying a word, Yu Cheng took the food and started to eat, while testing the enemy's situation: "Why are you so early today?"

The elephant turned off the recording: "The supervisor was overworked and hospitalized..."

Yu Cheng: "Huh?"

Elephant: "My master had a high fever of 39 degrees, and went to pay bills early in the morning, and passed out when he went to the toilet."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Elephant: "That's why the manager came here to let people go, for fear of accidents."

Yu Cheng couldn't eat anymore, he stared at the elephant several times: "Is your company a purgatory? Are you okay?"

Elephant jumped into the topic without warning: "I laid three iron sheets yesterday, and two were brought in today, and the other one was destroyed. Don't answer my calls. Lend me your mobile phone to make a call!"

Jiyou has gone mad, Yu Cheng shook his head, handed out the phone, and ate in silence.

Elephant cleared his throat, started playing, and made a loud and loud voice that was different from usual: "Hey, hello, Boss Li, right? I am Xiaoxiang's manager, called 'Zhu Maomao'...Xiaoxiang said that you will talk to him today I made an appointment to pay, but I didn’t do it later. I guess he didn’t provide enough service, so I asked him to write a review... Oh, no? What’s the reason?..."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Nima, this is self-directed and acted.

After the elephant made the phone call, he smiled happily: "Okay~ Make the money right away~!"

Yu Cheng said contemptuously: "Zhu Mao Mao... still 'writing a review', Manager Zhu, why don't you let 'Xiao Xiang' kneel on the keyboard and sing "Conquer"?"

Daxiang glanced at him, sat back in front of the computer, and used chat tools to teach the customer how to transfer money through online banking step by step, and asked him, "Did you get your salary?"

Yu Cheng was embarrassed for a moment, and cleaned up the dishes: "No, I'm going to sue you!"

Elephant: "How to sue, is there any evidence?"

Yu Cheng: "Well, I'll think of a way."

The two were silent for a while, until the elephant's eyes lit up, a song played from the speaker, and he sat on the sofa with his eyes closed to rest, looking like he was going to heaven.

Yu Cheng poured him a glass of water, took a small electric fan and blew it on him, and asked, "Are you okay? There are a lot of news about death from overwork this year."

"Thank you for your blessing!" Elephant gulped it down. "The landlord sent a text message. He will go abroad for honeymoon next month. After two days, the rent will be paid together with three months."

Yu Cheng was taken aback.

The elephant smiled and patted his head: "Sister, can you do it? Do you want to find your husband?"

Yu Cheng chuckled: "He is someone else's husband now."

The elephant was stunned for a moment: "Oh...then, why don't you open a golden mouth to your rich and rich father? After all, you are his son!"

Yu Cheng didn't say a word, at this moment, "A Person" from downstairs buzzed up again.

He went back to the room, opened the wallet, looked at the two thousand and three in it, and there was nothing more in his pocket.For the three-month rent, he and the elephant each paid 5 yuan; Xie Zhixing counted down to get married, six days, at least [-] yuan; God; when I go to the Labor Bureau to file a complaint and find a job, I will inevitably have to pay for the bus fare, the resume printing fee, Shaxian noodles, water and electricity bills, mobile phone bills, and broadband fees in one month... I really want to go to the tree hole, but it’s a pity Not a woman.

Yu Cheng silently ran to take a bath, and when he came out, he asked the elephant: "How much will the young master of 'Brilliant Lights' accompany/sleep in one night?"

The elephant is listening to the recording again, and the earthlings cannot stop the rhythm of his sales.He looked up and down Yu Cheng's appearance in only underwear, and appraised: "I heard that the official price is three thousand, for someone like you, I think someone will give it five thousand."

Yu Cheng wiped his hair twice: "It's so good, is there a way? I'll stay with you for a few days."

Elephant: "Didn't you say that you don't bend your waist for five buckets of rice?"

Yu Cheng smiled all over his face: "I was young and ignorant at that time! Now, a bucket of rice can break me into penises, knock me into a wall and hang a picture!"

Before the elephant could answer, a male voice in the recording said annoyedly: "No, no, no, oh, you all talked about it!..."

The two living creatures in the living room looked at each other.

Elephant took out a stack of money from the computer like a magic trick: "Here is five thousand, you take it first, and I will pay the rent first."

With tears in his eyes, Yu Cheng rushed forward and hugged the elephant's long legs: "Enke! What kind of service do you want? You can do any small job!"

Elephant: "Okay, first..."

In the recording, a male voice with a unique texture interrupted the dirty conversation in the people's hut at the bottom: "It doesn't matter, Mr. Wang, business is not in love. But you said that our website has no effect, but in fact, you also know that business, no matter online Whether it’s offline or offline, it’s all about chance. Right?”

Yu Cheng was taken aback, the voice was so familiar.

The recording continued to play, "Mr. Wang" was silent, and the voice continued: "Your company is in Nanjing. I remember that there is a company in the same area as you. I forgot the name. It is also a printing company. Last month, China Table Tennis Fair, people find them from our website..."

Daxiang stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Yu Cheng's eyes: "Haven't your vocal fetishism changed?"

Yu Cheng grabbed his hand: "Who is he?"

Elephant: "The supervisor of our team next door, Gu Tianjiao."

Yu Cheng wondered: "Then what kind of certification manager did he say he is?...Oh..." He suddenly realized, "He is just like you, 'Zhu Mao Mao'."

The recording was still going on, with a total duration of 5 minutes. "Mr. Wang" said "no no" for the first four and a half minutes. industry" success stories.Finally, in the last ten seconds, Mr. Wang said, "Oh, send me your account number, and I will transfer the money. Don't keep calling!"Gu Tianjiao didn't talk nonsense, and immediately said "OK", and the recording ended.

Yu Cheng was speechless.

The elephant handed him a piece of paper: "Wipe it, the saliva is dripping on my chest."

Yu Cheng took the paper, wiped the sweat from his brow, and asked the elephant: "Your company only sells registered accounts?"

Elephant smiled and said, "Enterprise authentication account. Why, no more meat?"

Yu Cheng: "How do you calculate the money?"

Elephant: "The basic salary is 1, and the sales are divided into levels, gold, silver, and bronze. If you reach the gold medal, the commission will be more than [-] a month, and at least [-] if you reach the bronze medal."

Yu Cheng recalled the life of the elephant. After two months of going to work, the elephant lost [-] catties of lean meat. At the same time, what lingered in his mind was the voice of the man named "Gu Tianjiao", which was impeccable. , There is no nonsense rhetoric.

His voice was so human.

When the elephant got up to take a bath, Yu Cheng suddenly slipped to the bathroom door and blocked him.

The elephant was embarrassed: "...how should I say it?"

"Isn't it?" Yu Cheng took a few breaths, "What is selling is not selling! What kind of people does your company want?"