boss, i mean it

Yu Cheng took a hoe, waved it into the red soil in front of him, and dug out a two-finger-wide, yellowish metal object from the soil with a sound of "pit--".

He picked it up and took a look, huh?gold?Mmm...gold.

He threw the gold flying out in the next second and continued to dig the ground.

Nima, am I mentally ill?Just thinking about it, suddenly someone beside me said: "You are not my friend!"

Yu Cheng trembled all over, opened his eyes, the corner lamp in the bedroom was emitting a yellowish light, and then he heard the humming sound of the air conditioner.He sighed, luckily it was a dream, otherwise if the gold he got was thrown out, he really didn't know whether to kill himself or kill himself.

He turned over, intending to continue sleeping, but a hot hand touched his inner thigh, and at the same time he felt a weapon rising from behind.

Yu Cheng stretched out his hand to hold it down, closed his eyes and said, "What did you eat today? Come again..."

The owner of the hands and weapons is his man, Xie Zhixing.In matters of men and women, Xie Zhixing was his first teacher.

That year, he was 24, a sophomore; Xie Zhixing was [-], a graduate student at the same school.The two met for the first time in the library of the University of Technology.

At that time, he had put a copy of "Their World——A Perspective on the Chinese Gay Community" under "Business English 900 Sentences". culture".

A beautiful and slender hand turned over the light green school card he had thrown on the table.

"Yu Cheng... the class of 09?" Without waiting for an answer, the other party went on to say, "This kind of book is easy to read. Others think you are studying sociology; like you, you know that this library skips at least one person every year." Is it? I guess it’s your kind.”

Yu Cheng raised his head and saw an unruly boy sitting next to his seat.At that time, Xie Zhixing, full of the sunshine of early summer, rested his elbow on the table and tilted his upper body to look at him.

The gravitational field changed into a pressure field, and Yu Cheng suddenly felt that he was compressed.

Less than a month later, Yu Cheng was thrown onto the bed in the postgraduate dormitory by Xie Zhixing with the same domineering posture just like the "Gay Subculture".

Happiness...Yu Cheng buried his face in the pillow and supported it with his hands. In the rhythm of following his descendants involuntarily, in the hot kisses and panting that overwhelmed the noise of the air conditioner by his ears, he blushed as a part of life.

The people behind pulled out.

Yu Cheng was stunned, Xie Zhixing arrived first again, before he recovered, the other party used hand and mouth to release him.

The four-year cooperation has been a perfect fit.

Xie Zhixing took paper to clean up the two of them, Yu Cheng smiled lazily and said, "Don't do it tonight, I have to go to the company tomorrow..."

"Yu Cheng."

"Huh? Why do you call me by my first name?"

Xie Zhixing hugged him from behind, suddenly stood up and turned him face to face, looked at him and said, "I... am getting married."

Yu Cheng was stunned for a moment, and the sound of "pit—" when he dug gold in his dream echoed in his ears.

He hummed and asked, "When?"

"next Saturday."

"It turns out that today is the 'Last Tenderness' ah...a marriage in disguise? A fraudulent marriage?"

"Xiao Cheng."

Yu Cheng laughed: "It doesn't matter, didn't we make an appointment like this at the beginning? Is she gay or straight?"

Xie Zhixing: "...a straight person."

"Oh, it's a fraudulent marriage." Yu Cheng smiled and turned his back to Xie Zhixing again, closing his eyes.

There was silence behind him, and after a while, Xie Zhixing said, "This time it's true love."

Yu Cheng turned over and got up, grabbed his clothes and made a mess.

"Xiao Cheng..."

Yu Cheng got dressed in twos and twos, opened the bedroom door, the heat from the living room outside scalded his whole body, and the person on the bed didn't move, Yu Cheng turned his head and glanced at him: "True love, yes, I wish you happiness!"

He was full of energy and blood, and fled from Xie Zhixing's house.

Xie Zhixing's house is an old house, but it is on Wulin Road, the diamond area in the center of Hangzhou.The house rented by Yu Cheng is by the Qianjiang Bridge, which is [-] kilometers away from his home. If he wants to go back at this point, he has to take a taxi.He took a few deep breaths, took out a cigarette, lit it, and turned to go to the West Lake.

At three o'clock in the middle of the night, the West Lake only has lights from the ground to the sky in the lakeside forest, and there are only a few people who don't return at night.He stared at the dark gem mountain under the night sky from afar, and stood by the railing looking at the dark lake in a daze.

"Hi, handsome guy!" A low voice greeted him, and a suffocating scent of powder enveloped him.

Yu Cheng turned his head and saw a face as white as a kabuki.

He took two steps back in fright.

"Handsome, don't be surprised, okay?"

Only then did Yu Cheng realize that even though his voice was rough, he was a human being.Female, ageless, strictly speaking, good-looking.She has a ponytail, red eyeshadow on her eyelids, and a dazzling career line against the dim light on her chest. Below that, a pair of palm-length hot pants, a pair of plastic high-heeled slippers, and red nail polish There are blood blisters on every joint of his toes.

Apparently, he is a retail sex worker, nicknamed "Liuying", nicknamed "Standing Tree Hole".

Hangzhou is very green. Around the West Lake, besides the weeping willows, there are also cedar trees with luxuriant branches and leaves.In this kind of area, it is relatively easy to hide some mysterious professionals.

The Tree Cave Girl stretched out her hands with glittering diamond nails, stroked the hair around her ears, and exhaled a bitter smell from her mouth: "You are alone, standing here so late, I am anxious!"

As she spoke, she came closer, and Yu Cheng was breathless from the suffocating fragrance mixed with sweat, and said in a low voice, "Go away!"

The tree hole girl's face froze, and she pulled away her anger: "Oh, what a fierce! Let me remind you! West Lake is not easy to jump! The water depth is 1.5 meters, you can't jump to death, and you will be punished for littering!"

She left after scolding, but Yu Cheng held her back: "Say it again!"

The Tree Cave Girl was terrified, and bravely twisted away his hand, and slapped him with one hand: "Drop it! Why, are you going to kill me?! Did my old lady mess with you?" Crazy, perverted! Shemale! Homosexual!"

Yu Chengyi was embarrassed: "Homosexuality is a curse?"

The Tree Cave Girl took the opportunity to shake off his grip, turned around and ran away with her eyes closed.Yu Cheng shouted: "Hey, you! Stop!"

There was a policeman every twenty steps by the West Lake. When Yu Cheng called out, several figures looked towards the tree cave girl, and she had to stop.

Yu Cheng stepped forward: "You, accompany me."

The tree cave girl raised her dull eyes and glanced at him warily: "What are you doing with you?"

Yu Cheng lowered his head and picked his nails for a while: "Chat with me for a while, and I'll give you the money. How do you charge it?"

The tree cave girl hesitated for a moment: "Five bowls of Malatang money at a time."

Yu Cheng took out his wallet: "I'll give you ten bowls... How much is a bowl of Malatang?"

"Ten...twenty!"

"Then I'll give you five bowls..."

Yu Cheng took out the last piece of money in his wallet, and Grandpa Mao fanned it one by one in the scorching hot night wind: "Give it after we finish talking."

The Tree Cave Girl stared at him, pulled her red lips and gave a charming smile, then turned and twisted to the bench next to her: "At most 10 minutes at a time, come here, handsome guy... Hey, sit closer, so far away, sneaky, want caught."

Yu Cheng sniffed the scent in his nose, checked the direction of the wind, moved over, and sat until the girl had the upper hand.

"Handsome, what's the matter with you, pour it!"

Yu Cheng raised his head and glanced at the black lake five meters away, then turned to look at the girl beside him.

His attention was distracted: "You guys, why don't you apply powder on your neck?"

The girl was taking out a pack of cigarettes from the small bag she carried with her, frowned her thinly shaved eyebrows, and glanced at him after lighting her cigarette.

Girl: "Gay? Dumped? Or poor?"

Yu Cheng: "..."

The girl took a puff of smoke: "I just graduated from university, and I feel that I have a unique talent. As long as I have the right opportunity, I can become rich and change the world?"

Yu Cheng: "...Is it not possible?"

Girl: "Outsiders, family relationship is not harmonious, parents expect their children to become successful, who knows, the reality is too skinny!"

Yu Cheng: "Are you telling your fortune or revealing yourself?"

The girl pointed at him with a cigarette between her fingers: "Am I right?"

Yu Cheng was silent.

The girl sneered: "Two words describe a person like you, 'massage'."

"Loser?" Yu Cheng was stunned, "Damn! Spending money to scold you, I might as well call Wan Feng!"

The girl put out the cigarette butt in her hand, took out a straight cell phone and lit it up, and looked at the time: "Then what do you say! If there is new material, the clock will start from now. If there is no new material, there are still 5 minutes."

Yu Cheng: "..."

The girl raised one leg and said nothing.After a while, Yu Chengcai sighed: "It's all right. What do you think I should do?"

The girl glanced at the phone again, reached out to take the money in his hand, and stood up.

"Let me tell you, handsome guy, in today's society, how can there be so many happy things about hard work and reward?"

Yu Cheng said embarrassingly, "That's what you said!"

The girl rolled her eyes: "My family is also out of town. My old man is paralyzed, my mother ran away, I haven't finished elementary school, and I can't find a job in the city. Our little sisters can't do a few businesses a day, and some dead men will die after riding. Run, but call the police if you can’t run! If you put powder on your neck, you will spend twice as much powder. A meal in Hangzhou Xinfeng is five yuan, a bowl of mixed noodles in Shaxian County is three yuan, put more chili, and those dead old people in Kaisha County The ghost will show face! I'm not dead!"

She dug out a crumpled [-] from the small bag, flattened it and handed it over.

Yu Chengtui: "Uh, don't..."

Girl: "You are a base, I am a chicken, how do you say that sentence? Laughing at the poor but not laughing at the prostitute. Now I am richer than you, and I will be chatting with you."

She threw the money into his arms, and turned to another man in the distance.Yu Cheng frowned and looked at her back, then looked back at the 50 yuan in his arms.

A wandering warbler sent him fifty?Suddenly I don't know what I'm struggling with.

Come on, go home.

In the taxi, the bright lights all the way swept across his eyes, Yu Cheng's mind became foggy as if he lacked oxygen.Only when the car turned onto a bridge and crossed the entire Qiantang River, looking at the river under the moonlight, he somehow remembered that dream.If I didn't throw gold, would there be nothing to do later?

Of course not, that's superstition.

He is a freshman in the 21st century. If he insists on saying something, he only believes in science.Science says that dreams are a reflection of the subconscious mind.Maybe he thought it was the same day as usual, but subconsciously caught the signal from Xie Zhixing's expression that he would be "single". The gold that was thrown away without hesitation in the dream was Xie Zhixing.

But what does the phrase "you're not my friend" mean?By the way, when I think about it, the original words in the dream seem to be, "My son is not my friend."

Sigh, no...why did I get kicked, instead of crying bitterly over this incident, I was so obsessed with a dream?Yu Cheng thought, I am really sick.

After half an hour's drive, Yu Cheng took out the key to open the door, drifted past the door of his good friend Elephant, and threw himself on the bed in the bedroom.

After being preached by Sister Shudong, he actually didn't have strong resentment, but he just didn't want to be reconciled.Love?Xie Zhixing is gay, and he had a solid relationship with him for four years.Even if he is bisexual, is it possible to live in harmony with him while meeting a true love who can become a marriage partner at the right age?

He was not Xie Zhixing, so he couldn't figure it out for a long time.I was burning my brain, but there was a scream piercing my ears.

The layout of Yu Cheng's community is not very good. The two buildings are close to each other. Usually, whichever house makes a little noise on the balcony or bedroom by the window, the neighbors can hear it clearly.The sound insulation is not good either. He lives on the second floor, with the upstairs and the downstairs in the same room, so he can't hide anything.

Usually from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] in the evening, there is definitely a single loop song called "One Person" downstairs, and the buddy downstairs is indeed alone; It was six or seven o'clock in the morning, and the spring sound of Simmons came from upstairs, accompanied by the crescendo of a girl's scream.

That kind of scream is enviable.

But today is not the time.

Yu Cheng listened in a daze for a while, feeling dull, ignored the heat, covered his head with his clothes and tried hard to sleep.

In a daze, he was facing a large yellow rice field, with an old cedar lyre on his lap.When the silk string is plucked, the mist in the distant mountains disappears, and Feihong seems to listen to the sound.

It turns out that I can also play the guqin, and my dream is a good one!

He was happy for a while, at this time, someone put a plain heavy satin cape on him, and sang to the distant mountain with a super nice voice: "A gourd of spring / a drunken mountain man, a gourd of wine with heavy flowers The joy is endless, who will share it? The green hills along the way..."

The song was for him, but for some reason, with a "buzz", the string between his fingers broke.

Yu Cheng woke up tremblingly, feeling as if his finger had been cut for a moment.Nervously, he opened the clothes covering his head, sweating profusely, and it was still dark.The mobile phone displayed 04:30, and the faint screen light illuminated Teru's hand, a bag, bitten by a mosquito.

The screaming from upstairs was still going on, he was a little embarrassed, and suddenly heard someone from the opposite building slamming open the screen window, and a young female voice broke down and shouted: "The girl on the other side! Be gentle!"

Yu Cheng laughed a bit, she should tell the boy opposite to be softer!

But the upstairs shut up immediately, and the sound of springs continued after a while.

It was considered quiet, and Yu Cheng felt relieved for a while, got up and lit a coil of mosquito coils, and fell asleep again.