boss, i mean it

The next day, Yu Cheng and Xiang Xiang went out at [-] o'clock to avoid the morning rush hour, and arrived at Twelve Angry Men at [-]:[-].

The elephant rushed to start work on the eighth floor. Yu Cheng took the elephant's meal card and ate a bowl of noodles slowly in the cafeteria on the second floor of Twelve Angry Men. Then he packed another bowl. The security guard on the sixth floor enthusiastically helped him to scan the door. Shu went upstairs and carried it to the elephant station.

It was only 08:30, and the sales department was already in a state of intense fighting.

Sales spittle was flying everywhere, and supervisors walked back and forth among the densely packed grids like chicken coops.Yu Cheng searched for Gu Tianjiao's figure everywhere, and suddenly his eyes lit up, three meters away from him!The other party also saw him and approached him with a smile.

At this moment, the elephant in the passionate call waved his arm and stopped Yu Cheng.

Elephant: "Wait a minute, let me ask——Manager Yu, when is the discount for old members mentioned yesterday?"

Yu Chengyi frowned: "It's twelve o'clock at noon today."

Xiang Xiang gave him a thumbs up: "Madam Boss, I heard that! Hey, then I need to trouble you to make the payment quickly..."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Gu Tianjiao: "..."

The salesmen all around cast surprised and curious eyes.

Gu Tianjiao wore a silver-blue T-shirt, a pair of white cropped trousers, and a pair of Versace pumps on bare feet.With broad shoulders and a thin waist, and bulging calf muscles, Yu Cheng was about to faint from seeing it, wishing to hang on to him, licking him once and then again.

But fearing that the "lady boss" on the elephant's phone would find out, Yu Cheng had no choice but to keep his voice down and remain calm: "Brother Gu!"

Gu Tianjiao looked Yu Cheng up and down, his eyes were full of admiration, and he was about to speak when a long-haired girl crawled out from under the table, and Sadako rose between the two of them, and rushed to Gu Tianjiao: "Boss..."

Gu Tianjiao had no choice but to smile and nod to him, and turned back to deal with the little girl.

With a suit jacket on his arm, Yu Cheng went down the sixth floor in a dull manner, looking for the crush at the front desk, and registering for an interview.

The security guard, who was 1.8 meters tall and dressed in a suit, looked as handsome as an American agent at the gate, approached, and said in surprise, "It's a classmate who is interviewing!"

Yu Cheng laughed, and the security guard continued: "I cleaned the door for you in the morning, I thought you were a new colleague in our department."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Sure enough, men's suits have already been worn by the insurance industry, the banking industry, waiters in western restaurants, and security guards of Twelve Angry Men?

Yu Cheng sat in the waiting area.I have watched the short videos played repeatedly on the wall screen several times. They are all young people yelling, clapping and running, and laughing with their teeth full of vitality. Every part tells about the company's culture.

In the middle is the passionate speech of Yang Yu, the chief executive of the group.He couldn't hear what was said clearly, but Yu Cheng himself still had a little bit of admiration for Yang Yu.Although he was small and not handsome, he always had a twinkle in his eyes and his speeches were gripping and exciting.

At 09:30, the reception area was full of people waiting for interviews.

Tired of watching the video, Yu Cheng was successfully brainwashed, and his expectations for this company rose unconsciously.It was scorching hot outside, but the air-conditioning in the reception area made him put on his coat, and he still felt cold in his chest.

There is such a thing!I remember that in the exhibition company in the past, Lin Han always showed a toothache expression every time he turned on the air conditioner.In summer, the temperature of the air conditioner is 28 degrees, and some people in the office can’t stand it, so they turn on the fan. Lin Han specially held a meeting to criticize this matter, saying: “The working environment should be comfortable, don’t always try to make yourself feel good!”

Not to mention the previous factory, only the boss's room and the financial room had air conditioning.During the day, the temperature was more than 40 degrees, and the four people sitting in the office in the lobby had an electric fan blowing only on the boss' brother.On the production line, workers fainted from heatstroke every day. If they were carried through the office area, the boss would shake his [-]kg fat belly, slap the door with bear-like hands and say, "Male Gobi! Every day!" I'm stunned! The money to buy medicine is enough to pay wages!..."

Therefore, at the point of being overly air-conditioned, Yu Cheng felt that anyway, in this company, the salary would definitely not drag him down.

While thinking wildly, a round-faced curly-haired woman holding a pen and paper called out at the door of the waiting area: "Yu Cheng."

Yu Cheng stood up and smiled gracefully like a dog: "Hi, it's me!"

The curly-haired girl smiled politely at him and approached him: "My name is Ma Jiali, you can call me Jerry. Darling, please introduce yourself!"

Yu Cheng complained in his heart: Jerry, you dream! ... It's still kissing, you are the kissing one!

But he opened his mouth immediately, and while talking to Ma Jiali, he followed her through the weasel-like interviewers around him, who instantly straightened their heads towards them, and walked towards the interview cubicle behind the reception area.

After an unknown amount of time, Yu Cheng and Ma Jiali returned to the hall together, and saw the elephant taking a dozen boxed meals from the takeaway.

Yu Cheng hurried over to take half of it.

The elephant approached, looked at Ma Jiali's back, and asked in a low voice, "Is that the relative?"

Yu Cheng nodded and looked at the phone: "Damn, we chatted for two hours! No wonder that 'pro' was stunned by my brother..."

Elephant: "How?"

Yu Cheng shook his head: "It's hard to say."

The two walked towards the door with their things chattering, and the handsome security guard on the sixth floor rushed over with a sliding step, and brushed the access control and pulled the door for them with a smile.

Elephant: "Thank you! Yu Cheng, look at you, you are all security assistants, why do you..."

Security guard: "Student, I know this handsome guy is here for an interview."

The elephant was embarrassed, and the two laughed and went upstairs.

The sales area occupies seven or eight floors, and the entire floor is open, with four to five hundred workstations in sight.During working hours, there is a sound wave of sales that vibrates everywhere. During lunch time, the sound wave transforms into an admiralty gas hood covered with suffocating food.

Yu Cheng followed Daxiang to their area with takeaway food. Before he could find Gu Tianjiao, the salesmen of Daxiang and his team gathered around one after another, shouting enthusiastically, "Manager Yu!", "Brother Yu!", "Boss Yu, Which one is it?"

Yu Cheng: "...I'm here for the interview."

People: "Huh?"

The elephant was about to faint from laughter, Yu Cheng said in a low voice, "I'm sorry to disappoint you."

A chubby girl said angrily: "Damn it, you bastard elephant, you said you are the new sales manager, and the first thing you do is fire me!"

Before she finished speaking, she threw herself on the elephant with a lump of fat wind and beat it mercilessly.Because of the height difference, she hit the elephant's chest when she stood on tiptoe, and the elephant screamed.

In Yu Cheng's vision, there seemed to be a gravitational field in the tea room in the distance.

The gravitational field attracted him to forget his identity as a visitor, and ignored that his brother was in dire straits, drifted 30 meters, and entered the tea room silently.

It is said to be a pantry, but the layout is more like a kitchen.There are freezers, water dispensers, and a pair of tables and chairs neatly placed inside.Attached to the freezer against the wall is a waist-high, [-]-centimeter-wide long wooden table. There are two white microwave ovens on the table, and three large glass cans of chrysanthemum tea, rose tea and green tea are available for employees to take for free. use.The remaining area on the table is used as a dining table, and there are a row of high stools beside the table, and people come in and out to heat up meals.

There was a person sitting on a high stool, with a box of noodles being soaked in his hand, and a piece of paper under his hand. He was immersed in the problem.

Yu Cheng sneaked over and glanced at the words on the paper.

"I guess you will come," Gu Tianjiao turned his chair and looked at him with a smile, "Ah Feng."

Yu Cheng was taken aback: "... Ah Feng?"

Gu Tianjiao: "Oh, sorry, sorry, it's the 'Golden Dragon', Aaron."

Yu Cheng: "..." Why is my grandpa such a predictable and domineering dream, if you call him a country girl or a horse boy? !

Gu Tianjiao swept him with a smile: "Paul Smith, he still said that his family is poor! However, although everyone in Chen Xiaowei's team wears formal clothes, he often wears domestic brands, which are quite standard. If you have a chance to meet, don't let him It's down."

Yu Cheng: "Hey, the season is over..." He stretched his neck to look under Gu Tianjiao's arm, "What is Brother Gu writing about?"

Gu Tianjiao turned the paper face down: "PDP Personality Test."

Yu Chengyun was in the fog, and the buzzing microwave oven next to him gave a "ding", Gu Tianjiao got up and opened it, brought out a box of hot instant noodles, and put it on the table in front of him: "Just eat something, turn the microwave oven on." It’s better to live than soak.”

He then put another box on the table into the microwave oven, adjusted the time and came back to sit down.

The lover just said "I guess you will come", not a polite way, the "meal" is all prepared.

Yu Cheng opened the box in a daze, and the aroma rushed to his face. On his oily curly hair, there were actually three knuckle-long Taiwanese barbecue sausages, with mustard greens under the sausages.

Yu Cheng burst into tears: "This is too good at living..."

Gu Tianjiao smiled, took out a paper box from the side freezer, opened the lid, and inside was a peeled marinated egg.Yu Cheng watched him cut the egg in half with a fork, and threw half into his instant noodles.

Gu Tianjiao: "There is only one egg, let's eat it together!"

Yu Cheng blushed: "..."

If the elephant is there, it will definitely say...and the egg is cut open...stop!If you think about it again, you will be beaten to death!

Gu Tianjiao's face also turned better, and the two of them lay down on the table and worked hard.Probably the people who eat instant noodles are dressed too conspicuously, and everyone who comes in and out pays attention to them, and then slips away after the food is hot, and no one sits down in the remaining seats.

Under the face of the male god, Yu Cheng looked at the side of the male god and finished it in a good mood: "It's delicious, what brand... oh, Mr. Kang... the classic brand is good!"

Seeing that Gu Tianjiao was sweating on his head, Yu Cheng handed him a piece of paper.

Gu Tianjiao smiled: "It's so considerate to bring a tissue with you! Alright, let's talk about your interview situation."

Yu Chengqian recounted the important ones.

Gu Tianjiao hesitated to speak, and finally looked at him: "Is there any question that has no answer?"

Yu Cheng: "She asked me about my five-year plan, and I said I want to be the marketing director."

Gu Tianjiao couldn't help laughing: "Is it because you know that the BD department belongs to the marketing department, so you said it?"

Yu Cheng nodded.

Gu Tianjiao: "Then how do you feel about yourself?"

Yu Cheng shook his head: "Her eyes are not bright."

Gu Tianjiao: "Huh?"

Yu Cheng recalled: "Based on my superficial interview experience, my eyes will light up when they look at me. For example, the factory owner during the internship period before, and the exhibition company later, as soon as I sit down in front of the interview booth, their eyes will light up. Afterwards, even if I misspoke a sentence or two, the result was 'medium'. Sister Jerry's eyes are always gray today."

Gu Tianjiao nodded with a smile: "This is a good match for the eyes. But Ma Jiali's absence doesn't necessarily mean anything. Like you said just now, your two former bosses are 'on', so they still didn't keep you!"

Yu Cheng: "Liang means that the buyer is interested in me, but it doesn't mean that I am interested in them. It's just that there are more wolves and less meat everywhere, and it's enough to be spotted."

Gu Tianjiao laughed.

Yu Cheng continued: "It's like some people fall in love at first sight, but when they get along with each other, they realize that their values ​​are different, and they fell in love soon."

Gu Tianjiao: "Really, when I face you, was it daylight?"

Yu Cheng was embarrassed, thinking that I was "dangdang" in my heart at that time, busy doing things, how could I see you clearly when I was dizzy!

He smiled at Gu Tianjiao and said, "It's bright, it's like a searchlight, it's too bright and pushed me to another department!"

Gu Tianjiao laughed out loud: "I regret it today."

Yu Cheng: "Huh?"

Gu Tianjiao: "If you stop Xiaoxiang, you can cooperate. You are definitely a sales talent!"

Yu Cheng thought to himself, isn't that a conditioned reflex trained by how you guys cheated and abducted!

He laughed.

Gu Tianjiao looked at him thoughtfully, and Yu Cheng felt "Dangdang" in his heart again, and when he was about to sing "Onlyyou..." in the next second, Gu Tianjiao turned out two pieces of paper on the table and handed them to him. he.

Gu Tianjiao: "Have you brought a pen? Let's do this test together."

Yu Cheng: "...that's fine too!"

Gu Tianjiao: "Well, I guess you're coming, 15 minutes - start!"

Yu Cheng foolishly took out a pen, ticked off, and added points when he was done, and then compared the answers behind him.

Gu Tianjiao: "Alright, I am 'Peacock'. What are you?"

Yu Cheng shook the paper: "I am also a 'peacock'."

Gu Tianjiao took out a pen and circled the paper: "Oh no, I am 'Tiger'."

Yu Cheng also circled: "I was also mistaken, I am 'Koala'."

Gu Tianjiao: "...co-authoring and co-authoring are very suitable for me, right?"

Yu Cheng: "..."

Gu Tianjiao: "Honestly."

Yu Cheng compromised: "Okay, I am 'Chameleon'."

Gu Tianjiao took the paper from his hand, Yu Cheng was taken aback, and grabbed Gu Tianjiao's test paper as usual.

Gu Tianjiao smiled slightly: "It's really a 'chameleon'."

Yu Cheng: "...Brother Gu, you liar!"

On Gu Tianjiao's test paper, two chickens were drawn, and none of the questions was ticked.

Gu Tianjiao said with a sly smile: "What you see is a chicken, but it is actually a phoenix. The phoenix is ​​flying, and I salute you!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

Gu Tianjiao looked at him with a smile for a long time, and said with a sigh of relief: "Although the result of this test is not fixed for life, but the chameleon... is sensitive, flexible in thinking, diplomatic talents, suitable for all positions that require high-level communication; No loyalty, fickle, not easy to manage. Suggest 'no loyalty' and don't let your future boss know about it."

Yu Cheng was embarrassed.

Gu Tianjiao said with a smile: "So, if Chen Xiaowei can interview you directly, I won't worry about it."

Yu Cheng: "Brother Gu, what the hell are you!"

Gu Tianjiao stood up with a smile, and put a few pieces of paper in the shredder next to the tea room for a twist: "[-]:[-], the nap time is over, I will take the salesman to play games! Be careful on the road."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Gu Tianjiao moved to the door and turned around again: "But don't worry, if Chen Xiaowei fails that pass, brother will catch you! Go, Aaron."

Yu Cheng: "...Thank you brother! Liar brother!"

Gu Tianjiao laughed and drifted away.

The tea room became quiet, and a large group of salesmen poured out in the open space of the office area outside. The teams formed small circles and played small games of waking up and dozing off.

Yu Chengrao watched with interest for a while, and after 10 minutes, each team decided the winner of the game.The disheveled young people shouted "punishment" enthusiastically, Yu Cheng held his breath and watched the so-called "punishment".In the group closest to him, the losers were a man and a woman.People booed and yelled at them, the girl had no choice but to lie flat on the ground, and the boy lay on top of her, doing push-ups.

For each one the boys make, the girls are asked to spell the word "room" screaming.

So, every time the boy pressed down, the girl yelled: "Ah... oh... oh... um..."

Elephant's working environment is too harsh, and Yu Cheng can't bear to look directly at it.

Look outside, the sun is still very strong.Yu Cheng thought, it’s okay anyway, at this point, the main road from the west of the city to the south of the city is terribly blocked, and it took three hours to get back, so it’s better to wait for the elephant to get off work, and then hook up with Gu Tianjiao.

He chatted with Xiaoshuang on the mobile phone, and got a gossip that surprised him.Just about to dig deep into the truth, the phone calls.

"Hi, I'm Ma Jiali. Are you leaving?"

Yu Cheng sat upright: "Not yet, it's on the eighth floor!"

The other end of the phone was quiet for a while before continuing: "The boss of the BD department is back. If you have time, you can chat with him. If you don't have time, make another appointment."

Yu Cheng hurriedly said that he was free, and the other party asked him to go up to the eleventh floor.Yu Cheng glanced at his attire, forget it, if his attire makes the boss dislike him, it's just bad luck.

He went to the large mirror in the bathroom to tidy up again, confirmed that it was correct and went upstairs.

Twelve Angry Men is a rented building, and the sixth floor to the eighth floor are connected by internal stairs, so you can run around when you are restricted from entering.But from the ninth floor to the eleventh floor, each floor has a separate access control, and it is difficult to move without a badge.

According to Elephant, apart from the sixth floor, the higher you go, the more important departments of the company.In this way, the BD department on the top floor is one of the core.If he could really go in, Yu Cheng's vanity would die of joy, so every step he took was accumulating pressure and longing.

While going upstairs, Yu Cheng received another interview notice from Nestlé.He quickly hung up the phone, intending to focus on grabbing the carrot in front of him first.

The access control on the eleventh floor is a wide glass automatic door, unlike the sixth floor that requires people to pull it.Ma Jiali stood guard at the door, through the glass, and scanned him inexplicably before opening the door.Yu Cheng knew the current affairs, and shook his head and swayed his tail to get close to her, but Ma Jiali remained expressionless and didn't say a word, disregarding basic politeness, and led him directly inside.

The layout of the [-]th floor is not fundamentally different from that of the [-]th, [-]th and [-]th floors, it is nothing more than a missing space for games.The inside is also opened up on the whole floor. Except for the meeting room and the leadership office, the load-bearing columns are used instead of the load-bearing walls. The east and south two large workstation areas can be seen at a glance.The staff are densely packed, but the workstations are much more spacious than the sales.

At the end of the open workstation area in the east area, there are two adjacent independent offices.The first room is closed, with white characters painted on the dark gray door plate: "Senior Director, Daniel Deng", without a Chinese name; the door of the second room is ajar, with "Director, Will Chan" on the door plate.

Ma Jiali knocked on the door and entered, her face was instantly covered with a warm smile like spring: "Will, he is here."

Yu Cheng hurriedly followed, Chen Xiaowei was a little fatter than in the photo, seeing him smiling and standing up to say hello, Yu Cheng smiled and nodded to Chen Xiaowei.

Ma Jiali saw that the two had quickly entered into a hot state, and said with a smile: "Talk slowly, both of you." She exited and closed the door.

The interview is still the same old routine.

Yu Cheng detailed his work experience, professional knowledge and what he is good at.When he was interviewed by Gu Tianjiao earlier, Gu Tianjiao mentioned his previous part-time position. He said that it was a "small company, that's all." A part-time position is packaged by him in an unbelievable way, both dramatic and difficult.The central idea revolves around him being "careful, flexible, and workaholic; he is good at socializing and highly professional; he can dedicate everything to the company and the boss."

Gradually, Chen Xiaowei also seemed to be dizzy.

It is not a good thing for the interviewer to be stunned. This will be attributed to the interviewer being unclear.But Chen Xiaowei maintained a smiling demeanor and looked at the clock on the wall: "We chatted for an hour and a half, and you can talk quite well. My position requires three years of work experience, and you have only worked for one year. Logically speaking... you Have you ever dealt with the government?"

Yu Cheng was taken aback for a moment, his brain was spinning, he said "yes", and then he told the story of him talking to the three section chiefs in the Labor Bureau.But because he is afraid of the interview taboo of "tearing with the former boss", he dare not go into details.Therefore, it seemed that Chen Xiaowei was still confused.

Chen Xiaowei stood up: "Okay, based on what you said, we will also investigate your previous companies to see their credibility."

Yu Chengyi was embarrassed. On the standard resume paper issued by the front desk of Twelve Angry Men, he was required to fill in the person in charge of the previous company and his contact information. He thought it was just a big company pretending to be coercive and going through the motions.Didn't expect this to happen!He was not afraid of factory investigations. Although he hated the boss at the time, he left after whitewashing his favor; but the exhibition company... those two people would never speak well of him.

Chen Xiaowei was about to send him out, Yu Chengxin slumped, and supported the back of the chair: "Boss, there is a lot going on in this matter!"

Chen Xiaowei was surprised for a moment, smiled and sat back.

Yu Cheng explained his mess and the matter of the Labor Bureau in detail.

Only then did Chen Xiaowei come out of the cloud and asked, "Then, have you settled your salary dispute?"

Yu Cheng quickly said that it was resolved, Chen Xiaowei smiled, his eyes were not completely convinced, and said: "Our department mainly deals with the government, and 'BD support' is miscellaneous, and part of the work needs to write summary documents for the government."

Yu Cheng thought to himself, thanks to my little brother, I am thoughtful!He took out the exhibition company's magazine from his handbag: "I am the editor-in-chief of this magazine. I wrote the first words, and this, this, and this article in it."

Chen Xiaowei took it and flipped through it, laughed, and said, "I'll stay and see for a while, if I pass this test, you come to work and pay it back; if you don't pass it, you have to make a trip and come and get it."

After thanking Yu Cheng, he exited the door.

Because the content revealed in this interview was beyond Yu Cheng's imagination and controllability, he was so entangled that he didn't want to wait any longer.It took more than 70 yuan to take a taxi, and I was stuck all the way home in the evening rush hour, after seven o'clock.He didn't want to eat, so he turned on the computer to swipe.

As soon as it went online, Gu Tianjiao sent a sentence: "Is Chen Xiaowei on?"

Yu Cheng: "Brother Gu, you are a fortune teller!"

Gu Tianjiao: "It's bright?"

Yu Cheng made an expression of shaking his head with his hands spread out: "He is on and off, flashing and flashing."

Gu Tianjiao sent a big laugh.

Yu Cheng: "Sister Jerry seems to dislike me very much."

Gu Tianjiao: "There is no love without reason in the world, and there is no hate without reason."

Yu Cheng: "..."

After being silent for a while, Yu Cheng thought of a point: "Brother Gu, since you know that Chen Xiaowei has interviewed me this afternoon, can you help me find out if I have been?"

Gu Tianjiao: "I'm not familiar with him."

Yu Cheng: "Huh?"

Gu Tianjiao: "The so-called internal recommendation refers to recommending someone who you think is competent according to the job requirements. For example, when recruiting a VC, I recommend someone, but it doesn't mean that I know Yang Yu or David well!"

In this way, it is useless to want to hug Gu Tianjiao's thigh.

But the offer for this position, regardless of Chen Xiaowei's judgment.In front of Yu Cheng, firstly, there was a former boss with clear hostility, and secondly, there was Ma Jiali, who had developed hatred for some reason.

He can't handle both sides.

Yu Cheng frowned, and there was only 500 yuan left in his pocket.

Taking ten thousand steps back, if he joins the job today, he will spend 500 yuan for a month.What's more, the horoscope has not been written yet.Do I have to use my credit card to withdraw cash again?

Gu Tianjiao seemed to sense his thoughts, and sent a sentence: "May I lend you some money?"

Yu Cheng was taken aback: "No need, the elephant will support me."

Gu Tianjiao: "The elephant is very handsome and has a good figure. It's taller than me...by a millimeter."

Yu Cheng laughed, and suddenly woke up: "No, I have nothing to do with him!"

Gu Tianjiao: "Explain what, brother understands."

Yu Cheng: "Really!!! Good buddy!!! Brother Gu, don't get me wrong!!!"

Gu Tianjiao: "Haha, get off work! Go shopping, goodbye!"

Yu Cheng was still typing, but the other party's profile picture was grayed out, and Yu Cheng was distraught.

That night, the elephant didn't come back until twelve o'clock, and Yu Cheng fell asleep in his heart.Woke up at nine o'clock the next day, procrastinating to make breakfast.

Soon, the door of Elephant's bedroom rang, and a person came out, flashed into the bathroom to wash, and another one came out after a while.

Yu Cheng brought out three bowls of noodles: "Brother-in-law Gao, come and fill up the eggs!"

Hearing a "poof" from someone in the bathroom, Lao Gao came out in response.Although it is a vest, shorts and flip flops, compared with the last time in the bar, it is still domineering.The male models in the summer clothes of Milan Fashion Week... Of course, it is a slightly smaller version, and it also adds a bit of homely warmth.

He looked surprised and smiled at Yu Cheng: "Brother, how do you know I'm here?"

Yu Cheng handed him the chopsticks: "Last night, you two made a lot of noise. I thought you were doing it in my room."

Lao Gao scratched his head in embarrassment: "Oh, your sister loves to bark."

There was another "poof" in the bathroom, and the elephant came out with dripping water all over his face: "Who the hell is calling, you hurry up and finish eating, hurry up!"

Embarrassed, Lao Gao silently divided the poached egg on top of the noodles into two slices, put one in Yu Cheng's bowl, and the other in Elephant's bowl, and ate the Yangchun noodles by himself.

Yu Cheng grinned and added chili peppers to his bowl, and said in a sharp voice, "Aha~ahha~ah, ah, aha~ I didn't expect that sister, your voice is so thin!"

elephant:"……"

Lao Gao frowned, and his sculpture-like face flushed unnaturally: "...you can eat spicy food, where are you from?"

Yu Cheng stared at Lao Gao: "Ah?! Anti-CP! You are the one calling! You are not 'brother-in-law', but 'sister-in-law'?!"

Lao Gao continued to blush: "Elephants are taller than me, and people are also stronger..."

Yu Cheng made a "poof": "Pony, are my ears bleeding?"

The elephant didn't respond, and knocked on Lao Gao's bowl with chopsticks, and shouted, "Eat quickly, eat quickly and go!"

Yu Cheng: "Oh, elephant, how can you be like this? You think your mother is a praying mantis!" He replied to Lao Gao, "I am from Guizhou."

Lao Gao: "You don't look like you, you don't have an accent, and you don't have the same temperament."

Yu Cheng laughed: "Elephants are not like Ningbo people! Everyone is like this. They have been out for too long, and the birthmarks are gone. Now when I go home, the food is too spicy. My dad called me 'fake Zhejiang', My grandma called me a 'fake Shanghai'."

Lao Gao: "Shanghai?"

Yu Cheng: "She thought Hangzhou was in Shanghai."

Lao Gao laughed.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, the elephant silently picked up his bowl of noodles. Seeing that Lao Gao was almost finished eating, he put Lao Gao's shirt on his shoulders, stuffed his shoes in his hands, and pushed Lao Gao out of the house, rushing at him. close the door.

Lao Gao said weakly at the door: "I left the slippers at the door..."

Elephants don't talk.

Lao Gao asked weakly, "Can I still come tonight?"

The elephant said angrily, "Work overtime tonight!"

Lao Gao let out an ooh outside the door, and finally said: "Xiao Cheng, goodbye!"

Yu Cheng: "Bye, sister-in-law!"

Elephant, like a normal person, cleaned up the dishes and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes while humming.

Yu Cheng moved over: "...you're schizophrenic! As for treating others like this, you're upset, aren't you?"

The elephant glared at him: "How do you know it's him?"

Yu Cheng hehe said: "Xiao Shuang broke the news, saying that you two have been quarreling for more than a year. But yesterday seems to be the first time you brought him back! Why is it so mysterious?"

The elephant put away the bowls and chopsticks, collapsed on the small sofa, and smoked deeply.

Yu Cheng: "Be honest, or you won't be able to work overtime today."

The elephant exhaled smoke: "I'm afraid I won't be able to catch him!"

Yu Cheng fell to his side, surprised and said: "You have ruined my three views, how dare you abuse others in order to chase them?"

Elephant smiled mysteriously: "Man, you still don't understand? Oh, sorry, you have been with a man for four years and you were dumped. You must not understand."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Elephant: "Then you must have experience in finding a job, right? Finding a man is like looking for a job. You cast a wide net, cast a hundred, and enclose two or three, carefully select, and finally anchor one, and then push hands with Tai Chi. "

Yu Cheng: "...Tai Chi push hands?"

Elephant: "Don't let him know that he has completely conquered you, and you have no one else but him; you must give him a sense of crisis and create a continuous desire to conquer for him. Three times of cold, one time of heat, three shallow and one deep, and return if you want to Refused, understand?"

Yu Cheng nodded and shook his head: "I don't understand."

The elephant turned around and glanced at him: "Who is Lao Gao, be gay, go to the store every day. What are you wearing, and they are too much to kill. There are so many people in Hata... just like Twelve Angry Men, then Many people want to enter, and when you are at the door, someone asks you, is there any other choice besides this place, you say it’s here, and the other person says there are three [-] strong companies behind you who want him, which one is more attractive?”

Yu Cheng said blankly: "The one in the back."

Elephant Mieyan: "That's right! The ones you snatch are fragrant. Take a step back, even if the employer wants you, knowing that you have no other place to go, why not press your wages to death?"

Yu Cheng realized it for a long time, and finally figured out the logic of the elephant.

He shook his head and said: "I thought, the weak water is three thousand, just take a scoop to drink."

The elephant patted his head: "You are a straight girl with a hard heart!"

Yu Cheng seemed to wake up with a start, and slapped his thigh: "Oh, it's over, it's over, it's over!"

Elephant: "The offensive against Gu Tianjiao is too fierce, isn't it?"

Yu Cheng stared at him: "Hey... yes! Oh, I didn't mean that! Damn, I pushed the Nestlé interview away because of Gu Tianjiao's words yesterday!"

Elephant: "...Silly fork!"

Yu Cheng was heartbroken: "Brother, you didn't say it earlier! I'm going to hang myself on a tree..."

While he was howling, the phone dinged, and a text message came from Gu Tianjiao: "Xiao Cheng, I decided, if you haven't been to Chen Xiaowei, I won't pick you up either."

Yu Cheng was stunned, and replied, "Why?"

Gu Tianjiao: "I went to Hangzhou Tower last night and saw you carrying that bag yesterday, BV, thirty-eight thousand!"

Yu Cheng cried, "That's my money from last year! My father coaxed me to go back to my hometown to work as a civil servant, and I blackmailed... I'm just a poor man!"

Gu Tianjiao: "Your family background is very good, even if you have a good reputation, if you are asked to do sales, you must not be motivated."

Yu Cheng: "..."

He turned his eyes to stare at the elephant, and shouted "Wow", "Damn, I was killed by my father, I am going to beg for food..."

Daxiang picked up the phone: "Why tell him the truth, just say that you bought it at Wushan Night Market for three hundred and eighty."

Yu Cheng was taken aback for a moment: "... I have a problem with IQ, I'm dead from playing..."

The elephant covered its ears: "Silly fork."