[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

"Yin, you came just in time. Sanji Dazai is drunk and I'm worried, can you come over and help?"

"Is this really okay, Captain Aizan? Is it true that I didn't spoil your good deed?" Ichimaru Gin, the captain of Ichimaru Gin, walked out of the darkness and helped Dazai, who was drunk into a puddle, looking at him in confusion. Aizen asked.

To some extent, Aizen always has 12 points of patience with the juniors who have not yet grown up, especially the juniors who have strong ambitions in their eyes.Therefore, he didn't care about the silver-haired young man's disrespect, and he kindly replied, "Silver, I seem to have banned you from reading the Grim Reaper magazine many years ago?"

Shinigami Women's Magazine is a purely female magazine led by Unohanaretsu, run by the female chiefs of the Goutei [-]th Division of the Soul Society.Its content not only includes the charm rankings, wealth rankings and popularity of the male death gods of the thirteen divisions, but also includes various matchings.

By the way, before this big wedding, Taibai/Baitai was the most popular CP nowadays. Until a young master on the ice announced his engagement, there were still many female death gods who had a little fantasy, thinking that Captain Kuchiki must be It's the third seat of Dazai in the routine, just waiting to stage a marriage robbery of the century.

Without the knowledge of most of the male Shinigami, Yachiryu, the vice-captain of the 15th squad, even quietly opened the market, betting on whether the third seat Dazai would snatch a marriage, with odds as high as [-] times.

Knowing everything, a certain female captain who did not want to be named quietly made a bet, and in the end, it can be said that it was a big kill, becoming the biggest winner this time in one fell swoop.

It is also worth mentioning that Lan Tai, who is a gentle wife and slutty, is also a new force.

Ichimaru Gin was not embarrassed by being punctured by Aizen, he squinted his eyes, his smile widened, and he replied stickily, "But it was Captain Aizen who pushed him out first~"

"Oh? I just mentioned your name when the vice-captain of the [-]th squad, Ranju, was confused."

While the two were talking, they arrived at the team building of the fourth division without knowing it.Suddenly, Aizen's light brown pupils dilated slightly, as if he had seen something incredible, he stopped in his tracks, "Silver, do you think there really are ghosts in this world?"

"Captain Aizen, are you drunk?"

"No..." This is really interesting, the interest hidden in the eyes behind the black-rimmed glasses is almost overflowing, Aizan greeted friendly, "Good evening, Nakahara-san?" The last three words are almost It was the whisper of a lover, with a hint of uncertainty.

"Captain Aizen, what are you talking about, don't you also..." Suffering from paranoia?

Before he could speak, he saw a delicate figure walking out of the shadow with the moonlight on his back.The black windbreaker, orange low ponytail and blue eyes are exactly the same as the delusional lover described by Osamu Dazai. The silver-haired young man opened his long and narrow eyes, looking at the unscientific scene like a frightened poisonous snake, In the face of a man who suddenly appeared, whether it was an enemy or a friend, Gin Ichimaru stood in a slack-looking, boneless posture, ready to pounce on the enemy at any time.

"Hello, Osamu Dazai, leave it to me."

Acknowledging his identity, Nakahara took over the drunken Dazai from Aizen very naturally, "Captain Aizen and Captain Ichimaru please send Dazai back."

With the clanging of swords and swords in every word, the fierceness could not be concealed at all.Somewhat annoyed at his state, Zhong Yuan Zhong also clicked his tongue irritably, as if carrying a sandbag, turned around and left mercilessly.

"It's better for Nakahara-san to let Dazai-san drink a bowl of hangover soup after he wakes up later." He suggested with a smile.

"It's troublesome."

"Captain Aizen, was that really Zhongya Chuya just now? Isn't it a ghost?"

"Silver, don't you have paranoia?" **Oss returned the words to Ichimaru Yin with a gentle face, and strode away amidst his confusion.

When he returned to the house, Nakahara Zhong also praised his thoughtfulness just now, and with a direct force, he threw a certain mackerel on his shoulder to the ground, and unceremoniously stepped forward and kicked it twice. , "Get up Dazai, I know you're not drunk."

"Oh, Chuya, when did you guess that?"

Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes were clear and bright, no matter where he looked clouded by drunkenness.He got up from the ground and saw Chuya who was not floating in the air like before, his eyes glowed, "Can you materialize Chuya?"

As he said that, he was about to come forward and hug him.

Then he was raped, "This state is only temporary, and it will expire in a quarter of an hour." A basin of cold water was poured directly, and Zhong Yuanzhong also poured himself a cup of hot tea to moisten his throat, "Speak, you I spent a lot of time pretending to be drunk all the way, what did I find?"

"QWQ~Zhongye, it's rare for you to materialize, shouldn't we hurry up, Jiang Jiang Niang Niang? Why bring up these terrible things!"

"Oh? Then I don't mind continuing this topic if you're below."

After estimating the huge difference in strength between the little man in the waking state and himself, Mr. Dazai, who knows current affairs as a hero, put it down decisively, sat upright and said, "Chuya, what have you discovered?"

Nakahara Chuya, who did not hesitate to expose his figure and went out to meet Dazai, on the one hand, had some worries, and on the other hand...before the ancestors known as Tianlongren, Nakahara Chuya was only an active player in the battlefield at first. Xiaobing, relying on his strong strength, he climbed up step by step, and finally won the victory, becoming the ancestor of many Tianlong people (cross out) to support his life (cross out).

It has become his instinct to collect all kinds of information from the enemy's every move!

"That blue dye seems to have a high sense of disobedience."

It was just a face-to-face meeting, and Zhongyuan Zhong had already come to such a conclusion with his excellent intuition.Dazai Osamu's eyes brightened slightly, and he praised, "As expected of my Chuya, he is so sharp~"

Kissed him on the cheek as a reward, and under the angry eyes of his coquettish boyfriend, he skillfully began to smooth his hair, answering his doubts, "The reason why you feel disobedient is because that person is not at all Aizen himself."

"!!How is this going?"

"Everyone was deceived by Aizen-san~"

In a gathering, Aizen once showed the beginning of his Kyoka Shuiyue to the captains and vice-captains present, and explained to everyone [Mirror Flower Shuiyue is a Zanpakutō of the flowing water system, which uses the power between water and light. Zanpakuto that confuses enemies with irregular reflections].

Sitting cross-legged crookedly, Osamu Dazai tapped on the table and explained carefully, "Everyone in the Soul World seems to prefer to identify a person through Reiatsu, and I felt Aizen's pulse when I was drunk. "

"Then what happened?"

"It's so steady." Osamu Dazai replied, "When I asked you to come out of the room, his pulse didn't change at all even though his pupils dilated in surprise. Like a machine that does what it's told."

Nakahara Nakaya was about to speak, when he suddenly recalled what Dazai had warned him when he took him to visit Aizen for the first time, he breathed shortly and said in a low voice, "When did you find out?"

"Since when did you find out?" He nodded his head in confusion, then his eyes lit up, and he replied proudly, "Of course it was when he showed us Zanpakuto's ability. .”

In essence, Aizen and Osamu Dazai are the ones who are all the way, and neither of them will spend a lot of time explaining Zanpakuto Hajime to others just because of a whim.

It took nearly a hundred years, and after Aizen got the virtual data of captain-level Hirako Mako and Liuche Kenxi, he also had a more accurate guess about Bengyu's original attributes.

In order to verify this conjecture, through the once-in-a-century battle against the virtual circle, he took Ichimaru Gin and mixed with the large army to the virtual circle, and tried to make the virtual circle evolve to a higher level again with the power of Bengyu.

As for the fact that all the gods of death faced Bengyu and fell into a desperate struggle with a more violent attack?

What's the matter with him then?

Osamu Dazai, who was sitting in the back of the town, showed a hint of understanding when he learned that Mrs. Feizhen was seriously ill.This doomed tragic love is finally coming to an end.

At Kuchiki Byakuya's request, Dazai Osamu brought Yaken to Kuchiki's house again to see a doctor for Hima, who was too sick to get out of bed and rested in the Japanese room.

Kuchiki Feima's originally rosy and fair face became thin and pale due to the torture of illness.Even though he fell into a coma, his brows were slightly frowned, even in his sleep, he still couldn't sleep soundly.

Under the hopeful gaze of a certain iceberg, Yaoken shook his head heavily, "Lord Kuchiki, you should know that Mrs. Feizhen can't adapt to the high-strength spiritual seeds of Jinglingting. This is the collapse of spiritual power, and I can't do anything about it."

"Troublesome."

"Although I can't cure Madam's condition, I have a way to alleviate the pain she suffered, which is equivalent to forcibly strengthening Madam Feizhen's body with brutal drugs, and stuffing more spiritual power to relieve the pressure on her body. "Yaoken gave another treatment method, "but all of them are just palliatives, not the root cause, and the pain caused during the strengthening process is no less than breaking all the bones of the human body and reassembling them."

Yaken Toshiro's words before leaving echoed in Kuchiki Byakuya's ears from time to time.

Three days later, a white bottle was delivered to Kuchiki's house from the fourth division.

Yaken Toshiro came back from his home consultation again, and knocked on the door of the examiner's room, and asked, "Master Dazai, you knew that Mrs. Feizhen couldn't survive this autumn?"

"Oh, Yaoyan, why do you ask such a question?"

"As early as three years ago, you suddenly asked me to start researching this kind of pill that can stimulate the maximum potential of the human body in a short period of time without giving any reason." Yaoyan paused, "Since you already knew that there would be such a day, Why don't you let me..."

"Don't let you do what?" Osamu Dazai, who has always been lazy and out of tune, restrained the frivolity on his face during Yaken's questioning. He had already made Yaken feel endless pressure just by sitting there, which is typical. The coercion of the higher-ups, "You won't be allowed to study the life-sustaining medicine?"

Osamu Dazai snorted softly, with a hint of sternness in his tone, "We can't interfere with the future of these people. If you really do that, what's the difference with the time-traveling army?"

There was a thunder on the ground, and Yao Yan turned pale because of the severe questioning. He realized that his thinking was narrow, but he couldn't accept this cruel reality for a while, "Aren't you and Kuchiki-sama good friends?"

"Because we are good friends, Bai Zai came to me for help at the first time, Yao Yan." Fei Zhen was originally an ordinary soul without any spiritual power, just like a shallow river fish desperately trying to fight into the deep sea, even for a day They were able to struggle to survive for two days, but the shallow water fish could not adapt to the high salinity seawater after all, and they still had to die of dehydration in the end.

This kind of natural law, like old age, sickness and death, can never be resisted by human beings with external force, "Yakuken-san, you have to know that even between close friends, there is a bottom line that cannot be broken."

Even if Osamu Dazai is stuffed into this world by Gaia Sai's back door, if Dazai's small movements in this world exceed what this world can bear, it is as if the brain has locked the super virus, and the whole world will follow The endless pursuit of consciousness.

"Yes... bothering you."

He left the house dejectedly, he didn't even notice Sanriyue who came back, and left in a daze.

San Riyue stepped into the gate and raised her eyebrows, "What's wrong with Yaoyan's child?"

"I just said two serious things to him."

"Hahaha, you are really not good at getting along with children." The old man of Ping'an Jing Chitose laughed and mocked, took the hot tea that Zhongyuan Zhongya pushed over, and after taking a sip, "Do you want grandpa to help?"

"I think I'm good at teaching children." He picked up Akutagawa back then, and successfully taught the children to become the leader of the militant faction of the Port Mafia who is in charge of it!

Even Atsushi, under his vigorous encouragement, is still working hard to fight against evil forces in order to protect Yokohama today!

So, Sanriyue said that he would not teach children this pot, and he would not recite it!

Besides, compared to Zhongyuan Mama's doting, Dazai Baba is an out-and-out Eagle Dad!

Mikazuki blinked and signaled Nakahara Chuya with his eyes, very puzzled, where did Osamu Dazai get the confidence to think that he is a successful people's teacher?