[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

By the time Kuchiki Byakuya got the news, there were rumors that the third member of the [-]th team had a mental problem.

After knocking around the old housekeeper a few times, Kuchiki Byakuya finally came to his senses. Under the gratifying gaze of the housekeeper's grandpa, he packed two cans of crab meat sauce and went to the fourth team to visit the legendary paranoid patient.

"Oh, Bai Zai, you came just in time."

As soon as he opened the door, Osamu Dazai enthusiastically pulled him into the room. Before he could react, he was stuffed with a lot of fashion magazines.

"Help me with the eyes of a great nobleman in the soul world. If you get married, it's better to wear Western style or traditional Bai Wugou. Personally, I think Chuya's skin is fair and he wears Bai Wugou. The words are simply heavenly..."

Before he finished speaking, the whole person jumped forward, as if he had received an irresistible external force, he grabbed his waist and got up from the ground, "It hurts too much, I'm clearly telling the truth!"

"I said suits, suits! Don't you fucking understand?"

"Master Zhongyuan, you don't need to be so angry. If Bai Wugou, Dazai Hall can also wear it."

"Medicine research is too good! You actually teach Chuya this!" Looking at Chuya Nakahara, who seemed to have taken this suggestion into consideration, Osamu Dazai exclaimed.

Kuchiki Byakuya looked left at Dazai struggling to get up from the ground, and right at Yaken who sincerely comforted the quarrel between the couple.

It can be said that it is a family of the best actors.

The good upbringing of the noble made Kuchiki Byakuya unable to say any rude words. Under Dazai Osamu's repeated requests, he took over a lot of magazines and began to help his friends choose seriously, "Shouldn't Sankazuki be very good at this kind of thing? "

If you really want to talk about elegance, Mikazuki, who is like a nobleman in the Heiankyo era, is the best candidate.

After a strange silence, Osamu Dazai pointed to the various plans that were thrown aside and abandoned with a heavy expression.

Looking at the pile of 'fashionable' clothes that were either bright red or emerald green, Kuchiki Byakuya fell silent.

"Do you know why?"

"...I probably know."

The head is as big as a bucket, like watching a double reed, watching Dazai Osamu play two roles, directing and acting in a scene of happy friends, and suddenly realizes a question, "Is your wedding date set?"

"..."

"..."

Careless, Osamu Dazai/Nakahara thought the same way.After each of them felt that they should have proposed to each other and exchanged tokens of love, they suddenly discovered that the most important link seemed to be missing.

"So, there isn't one, right?" Kuchiki Byakuya, who has always been strict and rigid, frowned, "Then, have the parents of both sides met?"

"...Well, I actually only have one person in my family." The guilty Dazai Osamu murmured, finally letting go, but his natal family's words...

Yokohama Ozaki Momiji/Nishiku Ryotsuki/Rakuyo Jianghua simultaneously declared war on the player Osamu Dazai.

Mr. Dazai, should he be thankful that Chuya's strange older sister relationship in this world didn't work?Thinking of the enchantment army that could make up a mahjong table by just one, Osamu Dazai's fair face flashed a little nervous, careless.

"That is to say, you and..." paused, and in order to show respect for Kuchiki Byakuya's observers' reactions, he fumbled to nod to the position where Nakahara Chuya was, "Nakahara-kun is it private?"

Worried old man.

A bustling wedding preparation scene was turned off after a basin of cold water was poured from an iceberg.

Byakuya Kuchiki, who came to visit his friends, after a whole day of nurturing and baptism, once he accepted the setting that Nakahara really existed but they couldn't see it, it was quite interesting?

What the Grim Reapers lack most is time. Under the baptism of time, people have gradually forgotten the ups and downs when the captain collectively defected to the world, but they also remembered the fact that Osamu Dazai of the fourth division had a delusional lover.

"It's really a pity that Dazai San is taking care of his illness."

"That's right, that's right, the Sanshi Dazai is so good, and I was lucky enough to be with the Sanji Dazai when I first joined the job. Even Mr. Dazai, who is so gentle with Zanpakuto, must be very gentle."

I have to say that this is really a big illusion.

Because Zanpakuto is the truest portrayal of the heart of a god of death, under the influence of the diligent Yaosum and the Fengyuejiguang Sankaiyue Temple, Dazai Osamu's image has been infinitely beautified, which is even more terrifying than X Tuxiuxiu P's .

A small voice argued, "Do you think Dazai Sanshi actually has a lover named Nakahara Chuya next to him, but we can't see it?"

"Pfft." An older Reaper sneered, "Newcomer, do you want to talk about the so-called ghosts in this world? Don't forget, we are ghosts."

After listening to this kind of remarks for more than ten years, Osamu Dazai has developed antibodies. He walked by humming a song and greeted with a smile, "Hey everyone, good morning~"

"Morning... Good morning Dazai Sanshi!" The trio, who were caught gossiping behind their backs, froze and ran away like a frightened rabbit.

"What a bad character, Dazai."

"Zhongye, it's not because of someone that people misunderstand me!"

"Oh. So?"

Osamu Dazai, who had an aggrieved face just now, immediately became interested, his eyes sparkled, "Of course I want Chuya to hug and hold you high~"

After mercilessly knocking down a mentally handicapped person, Chuya Zhongya strode forward without looking back, "Dazai, you must not have forgotten that today is an important day for Baizai."

The flower of Gaoling in the world of souls was taken by an unknown plain girl. It is not the outstanding appearance that makes people feel shocked at first sight, but the gentle and gentle smile makes people feel a kind of warmth called home , people can't help but let go of all defenses.

It is very heartbreaking that apart from the defected Yeichi and Urahara, Osamu Dazai can be called the only friend of Byakuya Kuchiki. The one who drove the ducks to the shelves began to prepare for today's wedding half a year ago. It is as big as the scale of the wedding. From the pattern of the wedding post, I will help you refer to everything in detail.

It can be said that the tide has turned.

As the head of the Kuchiki family, who is faintly the leader of the four great nobles in the world of corpses and souls, the wedding is naturally extremely grand. Apart from the captain of the Lifan team and others, there are also many people from the four great noble families.

Beautiful feelings are always exciting and make people yearn for it.There hasn't been such a happy event in the world of souls for a long time, so that Shiba Haiyan is a little drunk. He can't help but think of the hearty laughter of the wheat-colored girl and the young Danzi when he came to visit with his grandfather when he was young. Angrily crying.

As usual, Zhibo Haiyan, who seems carefree, can see the scene and speak well, but at this time, he is drunk, and can't help feeling for a while, "If Ye Yi is here, she should be making a fuss about Bai Bai now." You keep fighting for bars."

Because of this name, the noisy wedding scene fell into dead silence for an instant. The first person to come back to his senses was Suifeng, the captain of the second squad.

Shishiro Ukitake immediately covered the mouth of his vice-captain, and said haha, "Sorry, he made a slip of the tongue after drinking too much."

"Nothing." There was no change in his stern expression, and he could not see any emotional fluctuations.

After the wedding, Osamu Dazai, who was the best man, was almost exhausted. Those guys in the [-]th division, each and every one of them, wanted to take this opportunity to get drunk with Kaolin Flower!

"Ouch~" When Osamu Dazai stumbled out of Kuchiki's house, leaning on the tree, he was about to vomit out bile.

"Is it that serious, Dazai-san?"

"Oh, it's Captain Aizan." Following the soft voice, Osamu Dazai raised his head in a daze, the shadows overlapped, "It's been a long time... vomit!" Before he could finish speaking, his stomach was overwhelmed again.

"Are you really alright?" He said concerned words, but he didn't have the slightest intention to go up to help him, and he refused to approach Dazai who smelled of alcohol with his own actions.

But he couldn't resist the entanglement of drunks, and the drunk Dazai Osamu could do anything.

He grabbed Aizen's haori and babbled about the difficulty of life like every frustrated middle-aged man, "Aizen-san, do you know that the housing prices in the first area of ​​Liuhun Street have risen again! Now real estate developers It's really too bad! Bai Zai's big iceberg is married, and I can't even afford the down payment for the wedding house, and I just wrapped a big red envelope for Bai Zai, it's really too miserable!"

"Okay, I know this, can Dazai-san let me go first?"

"Don't!" With a sharp voice, Osamu Dazai seemed to be poked into something sad, crying more and more, "Chuya, I knew that you looked down on me and couldn't make any money, and I could only get the title of the fourth division seat officer every month. Dead wages, right!"

Aizen could almost smell the turbid smell of alcohol in Osamu Dazai's mouth. Aizen, who had a slight obsession with cleanliness, frowned, as if avoiding the plague, and subconsciously leaned back to keep a distance.

"Ah! You really have other dogs out there! You don't love me anymore! I'm dead!" As he said that, he was about to jump into the pool next to him.

"Hey, Captain Aizen, you actually have this kind of relationship with Dazai Sanshi?" No wonder Aizen was able to turn a blind eye to Osamu Dazai's mischief outside.Ichimaru Yin, who was passing by, felt as if he had discovered the truth.

If you think about it carefully, Osamu Dazai's so-called paranoia is not just a cover-up, right?If this is true, what is this now?

Tell the truth after drinking?

At this time, he told Captain Aizen that he didn't see anything, would Aizen believe it?