[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

In the end, Feizhen still didn't wait for the day when the towering cherry tree in Kuchiki's family courtyard bloomed, and left that winter.

Kuchiki Byakuya buried his wife in the Kuchiki family's ancestral grave with a calm face, and left his place next to her grave. One day, they will meet again, peacefully and on the same land.

In the second year, he brought back a little girl who looked exactly like Feizhen from Liuhun Street, and adopted her as the adopted daughter of the Kuchiki family, his adopted sister, and named Kuchiki Rukia despite the opposition of the clan.

Of course, in order to be able to better convince the clansmen, before that, Byakuya Kuchiki once again stepped into the fourth division, and begged Osamu Dazai to help persuade Yinling Kuchiki.

Everything went so smoothly, but, "Bai Zai, you think there is something wrong with the way you teach children!"

The light purple eyes showed a hint of confusion, Kuchiki Byakuya put down the teacup in his hand, "What do you mean by that?"

"I've heard that, that kid got into a fight with other people on the first day he entered the Maou Academy of Spiritual Art."

"There was a fight?" The butler had never told him about this matter. Thinking of this, Byakuya Kuchiki frowned, and the temperature of the air conditioner, which was originally a walking figure, dropped a few degrees.

Exaggeratedly rubbing the non-existing goosebumps on his arms, Osamu Dazai subconsciously leaned towards Nakahara Nakaya, "Look at Chuya, this walking iceberg is really scary, scary~"

"Sit upright for me!"

Byakuya Kuchiki has been able to skillfully cooperate with Dazai's scene, he nodded in the direction of Nakahara Chuya friendly, and after receiving an invisible gift in return, he asked again, "What did you mean just now?"

"Look, it's because you've always been cold that children dare not tell their parents about being bullied at school!"

"is that so?"

"Of course!" Again, Mr. Dazai is a good teacher with rich teaching experience.

"Heh..." Dazai has also heard about the fact that Dazai was a temporary teacher at the Shinyang Academy of Spiritual Art, "Are you sure you suddenly dropped a sentence in the middle of the class, the height of today's floor is really good, so sorry for the person who committed suicide by jumping off the building Say you are a good teacher?"

Byakuya Kuchiki, who hadn't said so much in one breath for many years, looked at his shameless friend with full taunting skills.

"Oh, that was just an accident. Besides, the weather and temperature of that day were the best I felt after coming down to Jingling Court!"

Byakuya Kuchiki, who didn't want to talk any more with someone, put the two pools of sake aside as a thank-you gift for Dazai's help back then, calmly bid farewell to the air (Nakaya) beside him, calmed down all his emotions step by step, and continued Once incarnated into the flower of the high mountain in the world of corpses and souls.

After Kuchiki Byakuya left, Nakahara put away the sake and asked, "Why did you suddenly mention Rukia?"

There was a hint of sourness in his tone that he didn't even notice.

Osamu Dazai's kite-colored eyes were shining brightly, "Are you jealous too? Don't worry, I'm not interested in girls who haven't grown up. My hunting scope is for those over 18 years old~"

"Who cares about the hunting range of dead mackerel like you!" He turned his head awkwardly, but the two round ears hidden between the long orange hair seemed to be on fire.

It's so cute.Dazai · Inner Girl · The villain in Zhixin held his face in his hands and screamed, oh my god, he is so cute!

He snatched up his petite lover and hugged him in his arms. Regardless of his struggle, he explained, "Kisuke Urahara hid a 'beauty' before defecting to Soul World."

"Is it 'her'?"

Nodding his head, Osamu Dazai continued, "When Aizen got 'her' back then, there were too many uncertain chances, so we must find the other half of Ki Urahara's assistants."

"Why don't you think he took it away?"

"That man won't." Because such an indeterminate bomb/bomb, unless it is a lunatic like Aizen, no one will carry it with him anymore.

"What does this have to do with Rukia?"

"Oh, Chuya, are you really a single-celled organism? When did I say that this has something to do with Rukia?" Osamu Dazai seemed very surprised by the conclusion Chuya came to, raising his eyebrows and looking at Chuya in surprise also.

Resisting the urge to push the man with a bad personality in front of him into the floor, Nakahara took a deep breath, angrily struggled out of Dazai's arms, and firmly held down the man's bandaged left hand.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts too!" Struggling desperately, but was firmly held down by the hand that seemed to be broken.

Zhongyuan Zhong also smiled and asked again, "Dazai, what did you just say, say it again?"

The strength of his hands strengthened again, Dazai Osamu's face turned pale, "Chuya, you know that kid Yaken, who seems to be still blaming himself for Feizhen's leaving."

"Tch, if you're so honest, then there's nothing wrong with you?" Zhong Yuan also dropped the man's hand, straightened his collar, and strode out.

"Come on, Zhongyuan Mama~"

"You bastard!"

With the admission of Rukia and these little bean dings, the entire soul world has entered a brief zone of peace.At last, there were no monster-like geniuses in this class. After Rukia graduated smoothly, unexpectedly, she did not enter the Kuchiki family's headquarters, but joined the thirteenth division.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows when he heard the news. Dazai, who could roughly guess what a certain iceberg was thinking, was noncommittal to Byakuya's wishful thinking when he saw Rukia's vigorous ambitions.

then……

"Dazai-san."

"Huh? What's the matter, Captain Aizen?"

"Xu Bai escaped from the Xu circle."

"You should be able to solve such a small matter, right?"

Aizan raised his head in distress, looked at Dazai with light brown eyes, and said sincerely, "This time Xubai was monitored by the Technology Development Bureau when he escaped."

"Do you want me to solve this trouble by the way when I go to this world?"

Aizen nodded, only people like Dazai who would find all kinds of reasons to run to the present world would not arouse the suspicion of the soul world, he said with some interest, "It's like a coincidence of fate , the place where Xushiro fled happens to be where Urahara Kisuke is - Naruki City!"

Since the "accident" that year, Kisuke Urahara's name has become more like a taboo for the elders in the spirit world. Although the captain did not give an order, the captains are more or less silent about this name.

When Osamu Dazai heard this name, he was in a daze for a moment. His thick eyelashes cast a light shadow under the sunlight. After thinking for a long time, he clapped his hands, "Then Aizen-san must not mind my presence Why don't you drop by and visit your old friend after you've settled your troubles?"

"of course not."

After a lapse of half a year, Osamu Dazai once again applied to Unohana Retsu to go to the present time under the pretext that it was the season to eat fat hairy crabs recently.Not many people know that the rumored magazine for the shinigami women who are hated by male shinigami is actually Osamu Dazai who wants to earn some extra money.

It's just that in order to achieve the ulterior secret and successfully fish in the eyes of the boss, he transferred all the shares in the magazine to Uno Hanauri.

In order to praise Dazai for being on the right track, Uo no Hanaretsu turned a blind eye to many small things such as being late and leaving early.

Give the pass to Dazai, anyway, the real person in charge is Yaoken and not him Dazai, Uozhi Hualiu let him go very readily, and told him to remember to come back on time, and let him go decisively.

"Oh, it turned out to be a rainy day. I was careless." After stepping out of the tunnel formed by the regional butterflies, Dazai Osamu was caught off guard and splashed mud stains all over his body, curling his lips and complaining.

"Hahaha, Dazai-san, walking in the rain is also quite charming."

During Dazai Osamu's departure, Yaoken was in the [-]th team, and he was active in the daily treatment work. Originally, Dazai thought that he brought Chuya and Chuya with money, and they went to the present world together for a walk-and-go trip Isn't it beautiful?

It's a pity that no one in the world of souls would think that a shinigami should leave his Zanpakuto. Under Captain Unohanaretsu's unquestionable gaze, Mr. Dazai compromised and took this thousand-year-old sword with him.

Mikazuki Light Bulb Zongjin seemed unable to see his shining system. He marveled at the development of the world all the way, regardless of Dazai's almost sharp gaze, and firmly held Nakahara Chuya's hand without any gesture of letting go.

However, Chuya, who respected the old and loved the young very much, had extraordinary patience with the elderly and children. Mr. Dazai vomited blood and died.

On the other side, because of an accident, Shiba Isshin, the captain of the [-]th squad, who was stranded in Choen [-]-chome, Naruki City for a long time, was on the side of the street preparing to meet the goddess who flashed by that day. Although it is not obvious, there is a Zanpakuto on the side of this strange Xuxu!

"Damn what kind of monster is this!"

When the chief officers and captains of the soul world go to the present world, in order to prevent their overly powerful spiritual pressure from causing damage to the souls of the present world, they must be sealed, and they can't help but apply not to be released.

After several back and forth, Zhibo Yixin, who could not be liberated, was a little out of breath.

Ignoring the rain that slapped on his face, he held his breath and looked at the strange Daxu not far away with a firm expression. In an instant, it was another encouraging confrontation.

Just when Dazai felt the scene, and secretly rejoiced that he was finally able to throw Mikazuki out with a legitimate reason, the pure blood Quincy Masaki Kurosaki appeared.

Under the girl's full attack, Xubai retreated steadily, but at the last moment he counterattacked, biting the girl's slender arm tightly, and disappeared into the rain curtain with resentment.

"Well, since Dazai-sama is like this, you don't need me to appear on the stage, right? Young people nowadays are really working hard, very good, very good."