The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

Although the four witches gossip fiercely when playing mahjong, and occasionally lift the underwear of their immediate boss, but in front of outsiders, they still give the devil a good face. After all, the four of them are very beautiful.

Mozun was still changing clothes at the back, so they came to the main hall first.

Nongzhu wears heavy makeup as usual, and is dressed in red silk, while Daimei wears plain white clothes.The two stood together, with a vermilion smile and lips hooked, and black eyebrows expressionless, giving people a kind of oppression for no reason, as if they were discussing: "Hey, Your Majesty the Righteous Way, since we are all here, how about a wedding and a wedding between our two families?" Let's do it together, my Majesty is getting married, your Majesty is crying, and we also prepare our own dresses to ensure a perfect process."

Bai Ling and Jiang Tiantian belong to the type who are good-looking and good-looking even in casual clothes. These two people were shopping in the snack street before they were summoned, and they didn't come to change their clothes in a hurry. Each of them had no less than three highly saturated colors , red, yellow and blue with green, orange and purple, the whole colorful macaron is perfect.The ministers present stared at their clothes, as if they were inspired by the goddess Marysu, and their fighting spirit disappeared for a while.

The four consciously stood behind the Demon Lord's chair, and after sorting the order according to the color scheme, they all lowered their eyebrows and acted cutely.

The four witches are well-known, even though they all look very beautiful girls, but standing there like this, who in the audience would dare to move their chopsticks?

The banquet was quiet.

After a while, Elder Egg attended the meeting and had no choice but to exchange greetings. He cupped his hands and said, "The four of you have come from afar, why don't you come to the table and pay us back the food and drink in Kyoto?"

Among the four, Dai Mei's demeanor was the most outstanding, and she was slightly blessed at the moment, and said in an extremely solemn tone: "Don't bother, your lord has summoned you, I am here today just to serve the master's meal, how dare I sit down?"

This is what it means to be a pickle girl.

At that moment, someone laughed and said, "Oh? How many major cultivators of this level are going to do what the servants do?"

This is a civil servant serving in the imperial court. He is young and looks good. He raised his glass: "Ha, I want to come to a few people who are similar to Elder Jixin. Come, Elder Jixin, are you enjoying this wine?" ?”

Ji Xin had a seat alone, and the food and drink were very rich, so he immediately smiled, and deliberately glanced at the chief seat, "Sit here and eat, of course you will be happy."

Four Witches: "..."

Bai Ling's voice transmission: "Such a foolish way to sow discord is still used by people. I've learned a lot."

Jiang Tiantian: "Really, there is no progress at all. Can you learn from my wise Majesty, eat more meat and grow more brains."

Nong Zhu: "Eat what you eat to make up for it. Eating meat is useless. I suggest they order pig brains in the hot pot."

Dai Mei said concisely: "It's better to order bats, the hot red oil pan must be delicious."

They started a group chat as if no one else was there.

The little civil official was very unwilling to be reconciled to his plan, and continued: "Several major repairs are standing here, but they can't be treated politely. They are only assigned to serve tea and water. My majesty is a corporal, and I really can't bear it. Alas, the demon king is not here anymore. If you're not here, you might as well warm up your body first, and it won't be too late to stand up when the lord arrives."

The Four Witches: "...Here comes again, the weak/witty who can't be saved by eating bat hot pot comes again."

Nong Zhu was not the type of virtuous and virtuous, she couldn't pretend anymore, she looked at the sky speechlessly, and said directly: "Come on, little brother, if you are as cultivated as my majesty, I will also serve you tea and water, and bring Recommend pillow seats~"

"You! Immoral!"

"Eh?" Nong Zhu was not angry either, she was just about to push back, when her eyes suddenly swept across the handsome face of the little civil servant, and she changed her mouth and said with a smile: "Hey brother, in fact, you don't need that kind of cultivation, with your face, sister You can also serve tea and water."

"You! You! You... are disrespectful!"

He sat down with a pig liver face on his face.

At this time, His Majesty the Emperor, who had been paddling all the time, finally planned to confuse the output, his eyes passed over the four witches one by one, and suddenly said: "You guys with such good looks, I don't know how my ineffective nephew got into the empress? Your Majesty's eyes, I'm afraid it's not very good?"

Four witches: "???"

Dai Mei was puzzled at first, and voice transmission: "Aha?"

Bai Ling: "What is this wisdom talking about? He wouldn't think that if the Demon Palace is a woman, he would like the Demon Lord. We are all jealous of His Highness Chang Xiao, right?"

Jiang Tiantian calmly analyzed: "I heard that the emperor of the world, as long as there are women in the whole palace, they are all his women. He may think that we are also the women of the demon king."

Nong Zhu: "Is there something wrong with my brain to become the Demon Lord's woman? The Lord is good-looking and has a good figure, but he is fierce. Look at the juicy little civil servants at the banquet, the juicy little brocade guards. okay?"

The remaining three agreed unanimously.

The expressions of the four of them were magical, and they all lowered their heads, and His Majesty the Emperor didn't notice anything unusual. At this moment, he was like a support who had managed to get into the output position, and he yelled wildly: "I think the four are all dragons and phoenixes. That nephew has no cultivation and no good looks, but the few of you are going to... It's a pity."

——It's a pity that you are a big-headed ghost.

The four witches all felt that their facial nerves had received an unprecedented challenge. They had never wanted to see His Majesty the Mozun so much. Because Meng Zhe would not come back, they couldn't hold back their laughter.

At this moment, through a door curtain, a chuckle came from outside the courtyard: "Oh? No cultivation and no appearance, who are you talking about?"

Meng Zhe was leading Chang Xiao through the corridor entwined with green vines. There was a slight smile between his brows, and the corners of his lips were slightly curled up, saying something to the people behind him from time to time.Both of them were wearing wide robes with large sleeves. They were all in bright red, inlaid with gold and embroidered with silver.Both the Mozun and the Taoist priest strode like shooting stars, like catching the spring breeze, their wide sleeves fluttered and their clothes fluttered as they walked, and behind them, the full moon rose to the mid-heaven just at this time, adding a little moonlight to the vermilion hairband and pitch-black blue hair. cool tone.

Bai Ling: "Yo~"

Jiang Tiantian: "I knocked it, I knocked it."

Mozun was also polite, and sat down on the grand teacher's chair generously, next to Chang Xiao: "Say, no cultivation base and no appearance, who are you talking about?"

emperor:"……"

Meng Zhe didn't force him either. He raised his eyes, glanced at the four witches, and rubbed his hands together: "Come on, tell me, does he look good?"

Mozun's eyes were shining, and the expectation was visible to the naked eye.

——I want you to praise my wife!

Chang Xiao looked at him helplessly.

The four witches showed a strong desire to survive.

Daimei reacted quickly: "Accumulated stones are like jade, and pine trees are like emerald."

Nong Zhu followed closely behind: "Sober as the wind under the pine, high and gentle."

Bai Ling was not to be outdone: "A rock is as independent as a lone pine, and a puppet is as if a jade mountain is about to collapse."

——Quoting classics, Rainbow is very knowledgeable.

Ginger Tiantian "..."

This little sister talked a lot, and she hadn't learned many serious idioms and verses, and her language organization skills were lacking. She secretly glanced at Chang Xiao's face, and there was only one word in her mind.

Jiang Tiantian: "Well, it looks good."

Chang Xiao burst out laughing.

When the Taoist leader is not smiling, he is like a mountain of white snow, but when he smiles, he is like a breeze and a bright moon. His eyebrows and eyes are curved, and his tone is full of smiles: "Thank you, you are also very beautiful."

Jiang Tiantian's face turned red.

Meng Zhe raised his sleeves, vigilantly blocking the sight of the two of them looking at each other, like a hen protecting its cubs.

Too much eye contact with the CP of the immediate boss is a very deadly behavior. Jiang Tiantian immediately lowered her head, and Nong Zhu calmly raised her low-cut dress, trying to be unobtrusive, virtuous and virtuous.

His Majesty the Emperor: "..."

Minister of Civil and Military Affairs: "..."

They were motionless and had nothing to say, as if scrambling to be the first to play with one, two, and three wooden figures.

Meng Zhe dragged his wife to show enough sense of presence, and finally managed to deal with business with two minds. Seeing that the demon king was so confident, and with the help of four witches, the emperor became more and more weak and covered in night sweats. , unexpectedly said: "Since the owner of Moxian Castle is His Majesty Mozun, there is no misunderstanding between our two domains, and I am full. Why don't you withdraw from this banquet."

This is what it means to go home.

Meng Zhe glanced at the gloomy faces of the elders of Gaoxiu, knowing that the play was finally successful, and there was no need for righteous and demonic ways to doubt the strength of the Demon Lord, so he planned to end it. At this time, Huayu suddenly said: " My lord, find a way to ask him for something, I suspect that the last part of Sword Immortal's stamp collection is in the hands of his descendants."

Meng Zhe paused: "Huh?"

Huayu said: "Didn't you just engrave it with something? I think it would be very suitable for him to rub off the characters on the jade seal of the Chuanguo."

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Hey, it's too difficult to live broadcast the class.