The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

After going around in such a big circle, Meng Zhe finally saw the true face of the current Holy Majesty.

Then he wondered whether this person had plastic surgery, or whether he had done it according to the ugliest painting of Comrade Zhu Yuanzhang, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty.

Meng Zhe voice-transmitted Chang Xiao: "This is your uncle?"

Chang Xiao didn't understand, so he said, "That's right."

Meng Zhe said with emotion: "Oh my god, the power of evolution is really amazing. You and I must be honest, Mr. Daoist, are you genetically mutated?"

Chang Xiao: "?"

He was a little nervous at first, but now he can only blink, unable to say anything.

His Majesty of this dynasty was sitting in the main hall of Changming County Prince's Mansion. He was dressed very formally, with a twelve-pronged crown on his head. He was dressed in black and red, making Meng Zhe look like a bumpkin.The maids and inner eunuchs around came and went, His Majesty sat alone on a high place, with his chin resting on his back, forcibly forming a sitting posture that was the only one in the world.

If it wasn't for his calf trembling slightly.

Meng Zhe walked up, "Get up, my seat"

His Majesty stared, frightened.

Next to him, an old man in white clothes took a step forward: "Boldly, my Majesty, I have a similar level of cultivation as yours, plus there are many monks in the Yipin Pavilion here, the Mozun is aggressive, aren't you afraid?"

Meng Zhe asked, "Who is this?"

Chang Xiao whispered: "Elder Ji Shan, Great Elder of Yipin Pavilion."

An egg is added to the family bucket, and the name of Yipin Pavilion is really individual.

Meng Zhe clasped his fists: "So it's you, I've admired you for a long time."

The old man shook his whisk proudly, "Do you recognize me?"

Meng Zhe: "Duke Zhou vomited his chest, and the world returned to his heart. You have a place in the nine-year compulsory education." (Duke Zhou's name is Ji Dan)

Everyone: "???"

Although the Great Elder didn't know where this allusion came from, he couldn't lose his momentum, and immediately said: "Moxian Castle Master still has some insights, yes, my Taoism is exquisite, and the world will naturally return to my heart."

Meng Zhe just smiled and said nothing, and put a horse with a golden knife on the table: "You guys are looking for me, what's the matter?"

At first, Zhengdao felt that the master of Moxian Castle knew the secret and wanted to kill him. Now they want to know whether Meng Zhe is the Demon Lord. If not, kill him. If so, evaluate his strength. Then see if you can kill him.

Meng Zhe, who they deliberately provoked, started to get angry. Immediately, an old eunuch repeated the same old tune with a strange expression: "The master of Moxian Castle is a guest, and the king of Changming County doesn't understand the rules. He didn't even kneel when he saw His Majesty?"

Meng Zhe raised his hand and immediately dropped a wine glass.

There was a crisp sound, except for a few monks who remained motionless like a mountain, everyone else was trembling with each other, and almost fell to their knees.

Meng Zhe patted the non-existent ashes on his hands, and said with a smile: "Of course he doesn't have to kneel. In terms of rank, he is on the same rank as your Majesty."

The old Taoist Nianxu sneered: "The castle master is joking, your Demon Venerable is only at the same level as our Majesty, what kind of thing is he..."

"Stop." Meng Zhe interrupted, raised one eyebrow high: "My queen, are you qualified?"

As soon as this remark came out, all four people were shocked, and there was a sound of wine glasses rolling down.

Chang Xiao blinked and blinked again.

The emperor on the seat froze. After all, it was not a good thing for Chang Xiao to be favored. He immediately swallowed his saliva, forced a smile and said: "The castle master is joking, my nephew has always been stubborn, how can he deserve such a position."

Meng Zhe had already set a policy before going to the banquet. If he wants to go crazy, he will give Zhengdao the illusion that he is full of confidence. At the same time, he must not do anything. It is best to find a suitable reason to move Daimei and others over, and catch them immediately. Taking this opportunity, he said, "I see, what His Majesty means is that Chang Xiao has no backstage anyway, no face-to-face."

He clapped his hands and ignited two summons notes: "In a foreign land, I want to ask two maidservants to support the scene."

Seeing the summoning talisman turn into ashes, no one dared to stop it.

According to their previous assumptions, the Demon Lord should be furious, and then make a move. If it is really powerful, two people will die to calm the Demon Lord's emotions. With a confident look, no one dared to say no.

As early as in the capital, Meng Zhe and the four of them were transferred to the vicinity of the capital by various reasons. At this time, the Mozun urgently called, and the four of them came galloping from all directions with the same expression.

Meng Zhe raised his hand: "Wait a minute, your majesty is dressed so grandly." He lowered his head and looked at the cloth clothes on his body: "This deity and the Taoist priest are so shabby, it is really not the way to go to a banquet, let this deity share I'm not feeling well, just wait for me to change clothes."

So everyone watched them leave the table helplessly.

Meng Zhe wiped off his sweat: "It's good, I'm walking at my pace. When we leave the table between the eyebrows, they will automatically make up their minds. The more they think about it, the more panicked they become. It's easy for me to make mistakes if I stay there."

Chang Xiao smiled: "You dropped the cup, and you acted like you were the only one who was all over yourself, which scared them. But..."

He lowered his head and pulled his clothes: "What clothes should we change into?"

No wonder he asked because of this, neither of them likes to spend extravagantly on clothes, the clothes are the kind that can be used to farm the fields with the sleeves rolled up, there is really nothing to change.

Meng Zhe said, "Come with me."

He went around into the room, opened the closet, and took out a bright red dress.

Chang Xiao's eyes widened: "When did you stuff it in?"

Meng Zhe coughed and looked here and there: "On the day I changed the seal to confess my love, I quietly wrote a letter to the Demon Palace and asked them to drive them out."

He whispered, trying to seduce: "Dafu also has one, it's bright red, it's pretty."

Chang Xiao kicked him, and said righteously: "I don't know how to wear that Dafu!"

Meng Zhe said in his heart that you would, but on the surface, he still blinked innocently: "Then try Chang Xiao?"

This is a very long dress, with rusted gold and silver western thread all over the body, covered with a cloak inlaid with snow-white fox fur, a pure black soap boot is put on the foot, passes through the thin ankle, wraps around the slender and tight calf, and the whole body The color is delicate and rich, the lining is long and the whole person is white and glowing, and the noble and snowy Xiaodaochang also brings out a two-point bright and peach-like temperament.

Meng Zhe half knelt down, pulled the cloth on his calf for him, and sighed a bit regretfully.

Chang Xiao didn't understand, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

Meng Zhe: "I told you not to be angry."

"Well, don't be angry."

"The direction of the muscles is so beautiful. Why did I gulp the jujube when I was on the boat? I really want to take off your shoes and socks now."

Chang Xiao: "???"

He held back for a while, but still couldn't hold back, kicked him lightly, and complained: "Why are you so rascal, you weren't like this when we first met."

Meng Zhe clasped that leg: "Emotion doesn't know where it comes from, so does desire/desire."

Chang Xiao kicked him again.

They were laughing and laughing in the room. After Meng Zhe helped him arrange his clothes, Chang Xiao stood up and helped him tie the knots. The knots tied by people like Mozun are either ugly to death, or simply dead knots. Xiaodao Chang tied them But she was very beautiful. When he focused on the little piece of fabric, the fabric wrapped his slender neck. Only Meng Zhe could see a little bit of jade-colored collarbone exposed from this angle.

He licked his teeth: "If I were a vampire, I couldn't help biting it at this moment."

Chang Xiao had no choice but to grab the belt on his chest, forcing Mozun to raise his head and chest: "Stop making trouble, they are still outside."

What are they doing outside?His Majesty outside was sitting on pins and needles.

At this time, there was a sudden gust of wind.

There is a large bamboo grove in the Prince's Mansion of Changming County, and it is rustling at this time, together with the staggered cups of wine in the main hall, there are strange reverberations intertwined.

Meng Zhe raised his head: "You can go out, the four witches are here."

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Happy belated Lantern Festival~