The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

"Aren't you missing a seal? I think his jade seal has worn out characters, which is pretty good."

Meng Zhe: "???"

The Mozun's forehead was filled with question marks.

He paused every word, and said suspiciously: "You, call me, go find it, the righteous emperor, ask for a jade seal, and then grind it?"

The old man who dragged the word "grinded" had a psychedelic tone.

Huayu said in a deep voice with the tone of a secret agent: "That's right."

Meng Zhe: "..."

——This is too much!Insulting people is not like this. If it is put in a novel, he is definitely the kind of villain who is arrogant to death, crazy, and specializes in slapping the protagonist.

Huayu comforted him: "Oh, this jade seal is left by the Sword Immortal. You took the Sword Immortal's sword, robbed the house that the Sword Immortal robbed, and raised the Sword Immortal's cat..."

Meng Zhe was dissatisfied: "Now it's my cat."

"Okay, okay, your cat." Huayu followed the good advice, and said, "Now you are the orthodox heir recognized by the Sword Immortal, and the Sword Immortal hopes that this thing will be in your hands, so it is not considered a pretentious robbery. Besides, the collection of stamps is now the last step. , you will know the method of ascension soon, the last step, are you willing to give up?"

Meng Zhe: "...I want to know how to get back my lost cultivation base more than the method of ascension."

He held his chin: "However, if you can fly, it is indeed better than not being able to, and it is also a way out."

He made a decision: "I'm sure I can't get it. If the emperor dares to give me the jade seal, I'm afraid he will be sprayed by the courtiers. Why don't we go to the palace to have a look at the jade seal at night, if not, then go."

"if?"

"If it is." Meng Zhe took a deep breath: "Let's borrow it first...find the secret of Ascension, and then talk about it."

He thought to himself: As a virtuous teenager who has grown up under the eight honors and eight shame and the core values ​​of socialism, and has never committed crimes, this is almost the limit.

Huayu wondered: "You read my novels from childhood to adulthood, didn't you grow up under the values ​​that centered on me?"

Seeing the unpredictable expression of the Mozun in front of him, the emperor couldn't sit still anymore, he rubbed his hands together: "Well, I will take my leave first... oh no, I will leave first, ah no, I will go first."

——Look at how he scares the child (uncle)!

Meng Zhe ignored him lazily. In his eyes, the emperor was just a tool to deliver props: "Your Majesty, please go ahead, and I will deliver it not far away."

After the banquet was over, the servant girls packed up their things in an orderly manner, and Meng Zhe sat down with Chang Xiao, who was all over the garden, leaning against the gazebo to enjoy the shade, and asked him: "Do you know where the emperor's jade seal is kept? "

"Yuxi?" Chang Xiao was confused: "It should be Xuanzheng Hall."

Meng Zhe rubbed his hands: "I want to take it over and have a look."

Chang Xiao: "???"

He asked: "Huh?"

This request is really outrageous. Fortunately, Chang Xiao was wearing a love filter, so he didn't think that Meng Zhe was a fool. He stood up and said with a smile: "There should be no one in the Xuanzheng Palace now. I can take you there."

He dragged Meng Zhe to the room: "When I change clothes, it's more convenient to break into the palace."

He was so forthright, he couldn't hesitate, this time it was Meng Zhe's turn to be stupid, and a bigger question mark appeared on his forehead: "Aren't you worried that I will use it to do bad things?"

"Don't worry. You're a nice person."

——If the relationship hadn't been established, Meng Zhe would almost have thought that he had received a good person card.

"Wait." Meng Zhe held his wrist: "Why do you say I'm a good person?"

"Because..." Chang Xiao choked for a moment, then smiled and said, "I only like very good people, and I especially like you."

A rare straight ball stunned Meng Zhe, he let go of his hand, looked at the sky, pulled his collar, and pretended to fan the wind: "It's so hot."

The corner of the grin never let go.

The four witches who happened to be gathering/gambling/gambling in the distance: "..."

They had witnessed the foolishness of the Demon Venerable, and they didn't even dare to touch the cards. Bai Ling said quietly: "Why did the Taoist priest close the Venerable?"

Dai Mei: "Is he changing sex/interest/underwear?"

Nong Zhu: "Wouldn't it be more fun to change it with your own hands?"

Then the door creaked open, and out came a little white cat with blue eyes.

Mao Mao meowed a few words to Meng Zhe, and was picked up by Mo Zhe and kissed the meat pad, then stuffed into the sleeves, one person and one cat walked away swaggeringly.

Four Witches: "..."

They still don't know that the queen can change into a cat in the future, so Bai Ling hesitated: "The Taoist priest changed his love/interest/underwear/clothes, and waited to spend the spring night together. His lord ran away with the cat in his arms, isn't that bad?"

"Wow." Jiang Tiantian said: "Your Majesty's behavior is too much, just like the kind of scumbag hero in the novel who's been married for seven years, except for the first night."

Meng Zhe didn't realize it at all, under the guidance of Chang Xiao, he felt the Xuanzheng Hall with ease.

But the Xuanzheng Hall was not resting. On the contrary, the whole hall was brightly lit. Meng Zhe looked inside and saw that a group of civil and military ministers were intimidated by the strength of the lord, and they were holding the first national emergency meeting against the lord.

They came a little later, and His Majesty the Emperor, the representative of the conference, was speaking, and he cleared his throat.

"Everyone, at this critical time, we must unswervingly implement the important speech of 'Anti-Mozun', strictly follow the [-] guiding opinions on getting along with the Demon Zun, and do things according to the deployment content. Well, get through this crisis with our people."

Meng Zhe: "?"

"Okay." The emperor applauded: "Next, we will ask Comrade Egg for guidance."

There was sparse applause from below.

Egg stood up, bowed in all directions, then solemnly shook hands with the emperor, and walked up to the podium... Ah no, he walked to the front: "Okay, everyone must have discovered that our temple, the water of faith is empty."

The expression of the people below gradually became serious.

"At first, I thought it was the Lord Moxian who packed away the water of faith so that he could testify in front of the Demon Lord. However, just now, Comrade Li Si, who was knocked unconscious by the Demon Lord, woke up and told us A painful fact."

"The water of faith has been drunk by the Demon Lord!"

Meng Zhe: "???"

Chang Xiao: "???"

Huayu was suspicious: "Wait, isn't the water of faith bath water?"

Meng Zhe: "Shut up."

Egg solemnly stretched out a finger: "We know that the energy contained in the water of faith is extremely mottled. With my level of cultivation, even half a bottle is enough. Mozun drank a whole pool! A pool!"

"You may not know what it means to drink a whole pool of water of faith. We usually only use two words to describe this kind of person, water monster. I can't beat him with this level of cultivation. This level of cultivation is so awesome."

Meng Zhe: "???"

If the question marks could be counted, the number on his head would have surpassed Khrushchev's corn cobs.

In the end, he concluded his statement: "It's impossible to ascend in half a step. It's okay to pour a pool of water. The Demon Lord has definitely ascended! So, let's emphasize again, you can't beat it, and you can't beat it in this life." , whoever meets the Demon Lord must turn his back on his armor and surrender with courtesy, give stars to stars, and moon to moon, understand?"

The loud response below: "Understood!"

The speed of this full Dihua is a bit overwhelming.

Meng Zhe: "..."

He knocked on Huayu: "I'm walking in now, asking them to give me the jade seal, is it okay?"

Huayu looked confused: "You can try it."

Immediately, the meeting was announced to be adjourned, and the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty were like social animals on a short holiday. In an instant, the birds and beasts dispersed, and Meng Zhe sneaked in with a cat in his pocket.

"Wait." Meng Zhe said while touching it again and again, "I don't think we need to be so cautious."

He changed into swaggering and walked in.

The jade seal was placed in a small box next to the dragon chair, with a coiled dragon and a carved phoenix. The jade color was excellent. Meng Zhe carefully grabbed it out and squeezed it in his hand, "It really doesn't seem like there is any secret about ascension here. .”

Huayu looked left and right: "However, although it is a very ancient thing, I have a vague impression that this is an important prop left by the sword fairy."

Meng Zhe thought for a while: "Is there any trigger condition..."

"Child!" Yuxi suddenly made a loud noise, and saw a huge phantom floating out. Meng Zhe was startled and threw Yuxi away. The phantom spun around twice, and finally lay flat on the ground. A corpse-holding posture: "Nice to meet you."

"It's nice to see you." Meng Zhe straightened him upright in a panic.

"It seems that you have passed many of my tests." Sword Immortal Xuying looked forward with satisfaction, showing kindness on his face.

——However, because of the rolling relationship just now, Meng Zhe is right behind him.

Mozun silently went around to the front.

"The law of ascension is of great importance, and it must not fall into the hands of treacherous people. Therefore, I hope that you are a person with both wisdom and bravery, love and righteousness."

"Being able to get Frost Cold from the dangerous Sword Tomb proves that your cultivation is superb."

——To tell you the truth, my cultivation base was lost by your jade, and I haven't come back yet.

"Being favored by Huayu proves that you are as intelligent as Huayu."

—To tell you the truth, I think I am wiser than him.

"Also, you and my cat get on really well."

— My cat, thank you.

The sword fairy's eyes fell on Chang Xiao, and he softened a lot: "I don't know if you have discovered that they are a very magical race."

"In fact, this race that can only switch freely between humans and cats is a legacy from ancient times. When I came to this world, they were almost wiped out. Cats are very sensitive to people's emotions. This branch is especially superior. In ancient times, they lived beside the gods, adjacent to the pure and good water of faith. You get along well with my cat, which is enough to prove that you are a good person."

Meng Zhe received his second good person card in such a weird way, he thanked him with a twitch at the corner of his mouth, and then asked, "So, can you give me this secret method?"

"Okay...wait." Sword Immortal looked around in front of the two of them, and suddenly said: "The relationship between the two of you is normal..."

——Why does it seem to be different from the normal master and shit-shoveling officer?

Chang Xiao and Mozun looked at the sky at the same time.

"Okay." Sword Immortal's tone was slightly resentful, probably the kind of dissatisfaction that the cabbage was pushed: "Since this is the case, things will be more troublesome..."

"You have to get everything done with the wedding room, wedding car and wedding first, and I'll tell you later."

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end tomorrow~