[Comprehensive] What should I do if I wear black?

Senju Bashima said that when he was surrounded by a mountain of documents, he was not so embarrassed.

In order to stand out from the encirclement, Senju Hashirama had to hold Uchiha Madara Meow in his arms and ran away.

Hei Jue has already returned home after school.When he watched Senjujuma panting, holding the black cat tightly as if holding millions, he showed a very shocked expression.

"You didn't get stabbed with blood?!"

He thought the cat's fried hair was as hard as needles.

Senju Bashima smiled, "It's just a little prickly, how can it be so scary." In order to clear Madara's "crime", he took the initiative to hand over the black cat, "Try it?"

The first generation of Hokage took the initiative to let you pet the cat, are you moved?

Hei Jue waved his hands again and again, "Don't dare to move, don't dare to move."

"It's okay, Madara is very gentle."

No, that's just for you.

Didn't you see that cat's eyes were as piercing as a knife?

In order to make the first generation of Hokage give up and let him pet the cat, Hei Jue rummaged through his handbag and took out a ticket, "The school is about to hold a school festival, and our class is going to perform a stage play. I want you I should be interested, and I left a ticket for you."

Qian Shouzhu passed the ticket directly, and took a look——

【Valley of the End】

Hei Jue added a knife: "It's from the original book."

Infinity eyes between the pillars of a thousand hands.

According to Uchiha Sasuke's description and the information from the Seventh Generation era, the Valley of the End is the place where he bladed his hands!

Senshou Bashima felt that if he revisited the experience of the Valley of the End, Madara would be able to play a second Valley of the End with him after returning.

Uchiha Madara looked interested, "Where's my ticket?"

Hei Jue squinted at him, "I don't think you should use your position."

Anyway, you are not human now.

Senshou Zhujian touched the back of the black cat to comfort him.Ignoring the pain of another bite on his hand, he told Heijue the purpose of going out before: to find the monster named 'Madara', or Natsume.

The fleeting disgust in Hei Jue's eyes was not ignored by Senju Zhuma, "Natsume? Why are you looking for him?"

"You hate him?"

"Just because the woman you like was robbed?" Uchiha Madara snorted coldly.

What a small belly guy.

"No, no!" Hei Jue blushed immediately, "They are not a couple, but they are relatively close. And..."

Heijue sighed softly, "I don't like Natsume because he is so weird and difficult to get along with."

"No matter what you do, he always has a very distant and indifferent attitude. Sometimes seeing you is like seeing a ghost. Really, what a shame."

Senju Zhuma pointed out: "Your classmate named Natsume seems to know a monster named 'Madara'."

Hei Jue pointed to the black cat on the sofa, and complained: "Isn't this the monster named 'Blade'?"

Qianshou Zhujian laughed dryly.

With all the previous experiences, Hei Jue was not overly surprised, "There are monsters in our world?"

Senju Bashirama nodded, "Your classmate Natsume seems to be able to see it."

No wonder, sometimes Natsume behaves so weirdly...

"It seems that none of you can see." Seeing this, Qianshou Zhujian understood.He said softly, "To be able to see different things but not be understood by others, that child must have experienced a lot."

This kind of rejection or even disgust because of being different always feels similar to what happened to Renzhuli.

"That's it..."

Hei Jue's eyes dimmed.

***

Room.

Senshou Zhujian was lying on the mattress, teasing the black cat lying on the pillow with Mutian Polygonum.

Mutian Polygonum was bought by Heijue, and its purpose is self-evident.However, it seems to be of no use.

Banana doesn't even dump him!

You are all bored in Senshouzhujian!

Uchiha Madara buried his head behind his furry paws and curled up, leaving only his back and butt facing Senju Bashirama.

"You're still so nosy," he mocked.

"Did Heibu also help us a lot, we must repay the kindness." Qianshou Zhujian teased the cat persistently.He came to the front of Uchiha Madara, stretched out two fingers, and stroked the cat's chin back and forth, skillfully fingering.

He watched with satisfaction as the cat stretched its neck involuntarily and purred comfortably.

After enjoying for a few seconds, Uchiha Madara suddenly felt something was wrong!

"Asshole! Don't take me for a cat!"

The first generation of Hokage succeeded in having an Nth bloodstain on its hand.

The day of the school festival.

Strangers are not allowed to enter the general campus, only this kind of festival is an exception.

Hei Zee said before that if you come to the school festival, you should be able to see Natsume.

With the painful lesson from the previous time, Senshou Hashirama used illusion to cover up his true colors and successfully sneaked into the campus.He found the auditorium according to the instructions and sat down according to the seat on the ticket.

A black figure suddenly flashed in front of one person and one cat, "It's so early."

Uchiha Madara glanced at him, "You really acted in your true colors."

Hei Jue waved his hand in a good mood, "I only have one shot. I'll go to the backstage first, and I'll come back to you when it's over."

A while before the opening of the stage play, the handsome man holding a cat once again attracted the attention of the crowd.

Surrounded by a group of female students again, Senju Bashima smiled wryly.

"You brought all the cats with you."

"so cute!"

"Can I touch it?"

"Can I give you a hug?"

Before he could respond, countless demon hands reached out to the black cat in his arms.

Crazy cat!

Uchiha Madara who was brutally ravaged/ravaged: "..."

Why don't you see him being treated like this in the ninja world!Those women were afraid to avoid him.

Senju Zhuma could only try his best to hold the cat's paw that was about to move.

Madara, hold back!Don't claw!

What saved the two was the opening music of the stage play.

The besieged female students all returned to their seats.

Senshou Zhuma finally breathed a sigh of relief.He looked at the dying black cat in his arms, and asked cautiously, "Madara, are you okay...?"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

I'm so mad!

Sure enough, you shouldn't have come!

This world is too deformed!

Qianshou Zhujian coaxed: "Let's watch the drama, it has already started."

Since the script of Heijue's crew is completely in accordance with the original work, the previous part is the same as that experienced by Senshou Zhujian.until……

In order to gain the trust of Uchiha Madara, Senju Zhuma resolutely chose to commit seppuku.

The moment before Kunai stabbed into the abdomen, he was suddenly grabbed by a hand wearing a black glove!

Hold hands.

【enough……】

[I can see your sincerity. 】

At this time-

"You are the wind!!!"

The sudden explosion of BGM was deafening, and Senshou Zhujian, who was immersed in memories, trembled!

The female voice continued to sing: "I am Sha..."

"Let us be companions in the world of mortals and live a chic and unrestrained life..."

"This is love~ love~ this is love~ love~"

"If this is not love, why am I so sad..."

The God of Ninja was overwhelmed by lightning.

Backstage.Hei Jue poked his head into the stereo room, and asked strangely: "Didn't it be enough to play only one song?"

The classmate in charge of the audio equipment wiped the sweat from his brow, playing a few songs at a time would overwhelm him, "But everyone said these capitals are very suitable for the occasion, so I can't choose..."

These are very classic Chinese songs translated.

Hei Jue was helpless, "Alright then."

The big screen behind the actors was lit up with special effects, and the whole screen was filled with countless little hearts.

The whole place is boiling!

Senshou Zhujian's expression died.

He and Madara, who are obviously so serious and affectionate, why is it played like this? !

Uchiha Madara squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, "That guy Hei Ze..."

Senju Bashima is sure that if Madara hadn't been in a special situation, the auditorium might have been hacked into scum by Susan now.

The good times don't last long.No matter how hard the relationship is, it is not as important as the ideals in the hearts of the two men.

The long sword pierced Uchiha Madara's heart from behind.

That classmate acted very well.The face of the first Hokage, which has always been optimistic and positive, has an unprecedented forbearance and determination.

He has already made up his mind.The awareness of bearing the pain of a close friend who has been killed by the hand all his life, the awareness of going all the way to protect the village.

This time, Senshou Zhujian was truly depressed.

But there is no one who will be fooled every time to comfort him.

Hei Jue glanced at the top of the cliff and slipped away.

Although I have seen this scene in comics, I still feel palpitations and heaviness when I witness it again.

After a while, Senshou Zhujian spoke firmly.

"Madara, I won't do such a thing."

"Believe me."

Uchiha Madara remained silent.

Senju Bashima picked up the black cat and rubbed it against his face.

This time, Uchiha Madara didn't push him away.

***

After the show.

Senshou Zhujian held the black cat in his arms, and met Hei Jue at the entrance of the auditorium.

"Sorry for the long wait." Heijue ran over, "I searched around the venue but didn't see Natsume, let's look again."

"How about the stage play?" Hei Jue asked, with a look of "seeking praise".

Senshou Bashirama: "..." No, I don't want to praise you at all.

In the process of walking together, the first Hokage expressed his interest in the school system, and Hei Ze enthusiastically popularized it to the other party.

While talking, the movement of the cardboard box next to him attracted the attention of several people.

This is a pave for dim sum.The cardboard box containing the snacks was wide open, and a white unknown creature was buried upside down in it, exposing a fat butt and two short legs.

Senju Bashirama: Seems familiar?

The classmate in charge turned his back to this side, and was enthusiastically attracting customers in front of the stall, not paying attention to the movement behind him.

"Is this a rice cake monster? A super-sized Dafu? A squashed mochi?" Hei Jue murmured puzzledly, and leaned over, "Or...is it called Bodhidharma?"

Uchiha Madara jumped over and kicked the opponent's ass hard and beautifully!

Teacher Cat turned around, popped his head out with dried squid in his mouth, and cursed inarticulately: "Which bastard?!"

Senshou Zhujian's eyes lit up!

spot!

"Cat old...Cat Ji! Why did you come here?"

Natsume Takashi, who couldn't find the cat teacher anywhere, finally found the cat at the snack shop.

He took the big fat cat by the back of the neck, lifted it up, and looked at the cardboard boxes that the greedy cat teacher had swept away.

Natsume was so angry that his eyes went dark, "How can you eat other people's food casually! Teacher Cat!"

Once the boy got excited, he forgot to change his words in front of strangers.

"This month, there will be no more steamed buns from Nanatsujiya!"

"Nani!"

"You have eaten up all my pocket money this month."

"……Humph!"

After paying the loss, Natsume noticed Hei Ze next to him, and the man with long black hair, who seemed to have seen him before, "Are you... Takikawa-san?"

Heijue showed a friendly smile, "Natsume, I need your help."

I've seen Teacher Cat talk before, so there's no need to hide it anymore.

In the inaccessible back mountain, Mr. Cat has returned to his original form.

The real Madara has a huge body, snow-white body, looks like a white wolf, and has a red pattern on his forehead.

Uchiha Madara looked at the other party's elegant and noble appearance, and reluctantly admitted that it was still worthy of the name "Blade".

Knowing the cause and effect, the high-level monster named Madara raised his head proudly, "Of course I, Madara-sama, can solve this trivial matter. But there is one problem..."

Is there something difficult to do?

Senju Zhuma and Heibu couldn't help feeling worried, anxiously waiting for the other party's next words.

"I want you to exchange it with a month's worth of Nanatsujiya dim sum!"

"..." Heijue looked at Natsume sympathetically, "It's really not easy to raise a pig and cat."