[Comprehensive] What should I do if I wear black?

"My lord, I am very happy that you came to see me specially."

Finally laughing enough, Heijue wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, turned around and took out a clean towel from the cabinet, soaked it in water and handed it to Senshou Bashirama.

He finally didn't hold back, changed his indifference and seriousness before, and said with a relaxed smile: "Actually, it has nothing to do with you. Originally...my time in that world has come."

"I also did something wrong. Your world is like a story in a comic to me. So, more or less, I have a playful mentality."

comics?

It's full of stories about him and Madara?

Senshou Zhuma suppressed the confusion in his heart and said with a smile: "That's good. In fact, we learned the truth from Quanna. I blamed you, I'm sorry."

Hei Jue bowed his head and remained silent.

Although this guy likes to make trouble, but when he calms down, he still gives people a feeling of "actually understands everything".

Senju Bashima continued: "Blade and I are getting married. We hope you can come to participate."

Heijue sighed.

It is indeed the mind and courage of the pinnacle of the ninja world.

"I will come."

Ended this heavy topic.Hei Jue stared at the silent black cat who was sitting on the table coldly for a moment, then looked at Qianshou Zhujian, and pretended to ask unintentionally, "Is Master Madara here?"

Senshou Zhuma thought of Madara's threat to keep him secret, and immediately said firmly, "No!"

"Hmph, that's really great." Hei Jue warmly took Senshou Zhujian's arm, "Go, first-generation lord, I'll show you my treasures!"

"Those are all a man's pleasure!"

No, no, don't you see the green eyes of the cat on the table!

Cold sweat broke out in Qianshou Zhujian.

He felt that if he really went with Heijue to experience the fun of being a man, Madara could beat him up in minutes after returning home.

At this time, Hei Jue suddenly rolled his eyes and turned to look at the black cat on the table, "My lord, did you bring the ninja cat from that world?"

"Uh... no, this is a stray cat on the street. I don't know why it always follows me."

Uchiha Madara: "... Heh."

"This kind of cat sheds hair very badly." Hei Jue sneezed twice exaggeratedly, walked towards the black cat, and said ruthlessly, "I'm allergic to cat fur, since I picked it up, I should throw it away. "

Qianshou Zhujian stood in front of the table with a speed comparable to that of the instant body art, "Forget it, it seems to be reluctant to part with me, ahaha..."

Hei Jue stared at him for a moment.

"OK then."

Before Qianshou Zhujian could breathe a sigh of relief, Hei Jue continued: "Then take him to eunuch first, otherwise it will be very troublesome in the future. It just so happens that there is a pet hospital nearby."

"This...isn't that good..." Senshou Zhujian murmured, "After all, this is also a man's pleasure..."

Hei Jue took a decisive step forward, "No way! Must be eunuched!"

"You try? Little brat?"

A vicious voice came from behind Senju Zhuma.

Hei Jue laughed loudly, "Can you finally hold back, Chief Uchiha?"

"Tell me so what if I become a cat, I won't laugh at you hahaha..."

No, you are already flying in the sky laughing.

He doesn't want face? !

……

In the bedroom, Senju Bashima took off the kimono with the sweet cola on it, and changed into a black and white shirt.

Hei Jue opened his eyes wide, watching the man wear the snow-white shirt handsomely, and his muscular chest stretched out to the full.

Not reconciled to screaming for heaven and earth!

Obviously they are all men!Why is this guy in such a good shape!

"Keep exercising, and you will be able to do it in the future." Senju Zhuma smiled gently, and patted his head, "You are still a child now."

Heijue:! ! !

He had to admit that the first generation of Hokage was quite attractive for making Madara so determined.

I was almost attacked by this man just now!

Senju Hashima's eyes flicked across the rows of "Naruto" books, "Is this the manga you're talking about?"

Hei Jue nodded, and pointed to the box next to it, "There are games and so on, but the most interesting things are still on the Internet..."

Qianshouzhujian watched as Heijue turned on the computer and tapped on the keyboard.

He has seen this thing in the world of the seventh generation, but he has not used it himself.

"Why do everyone on the Internet call us Emperor Zhu, Master Madara? Is there any special meaning?" Qianshou Zhujian asked curiously.

"The meaning of the emperor is the kind of strength that dominates the world." Hei Jue explained, "As for the master..."

He glanced at Uchiha Madara, who is now weak in combat power, before opening his mouth.

"It's probably just eating too much and being lazy, eating all day long and not doing anything."

Uchiha Madara: Hehe.

court death.

The screen lights up and the interface changes constantly.

then……

The eyes of the first Hokage are straight!

The various pictures of him and Madara kissing and hugging are all trivial, and more of them are blunt and voluptuous beauty.

There are even pictures of him forcing Madara with a wooden escape!

Squatting on Senju Hashirama's shoulder, Uchiha Madara let out a very cold hum.

In the small room, murderous aura surged!

Senshou Zhujian's old face turned red!

He, he, how could he do such a thing? !And, besides, Madara took the initiative every time, okay? !

He finally understood why Hei Jue's mind was so happy!

——People in this era are not normal!

"Master Madara." As Heijue said, the computer screen suddenly changed.

A picture of Uchiha Madara wearing women's clothing appeared on it.

Because Uchiha's beauty blood is really excellent, he is obviously a pure man, when wearing women's clothing, not only does it not make people feel weird, but it has a very shocking beauty!

Senshou Zhujian's ears were red.

The next one is even more popular, Uchiha Madara is wearing a baggy unlined garment, his eyes are blurred, and his fragrant shoulders are half exposed.

Qianshouzhujian's ears were red.

In the next one, except for a few important parts, the rest of the place is completely bare.

Qianshou Zhujian covered his face, nosebleed dripping.

Uchiha Madara was speechless.

Isn't it just some photos similar to him, not the real person.

"If you want me to forgive you, it's actually very simple."

Kuroze's next words made Uchiha Madara's eyes dark with anger.

"Master Madara, if you wear women's clothes, I will forgive you."

Madara Uchiha gritted his teeth, "Don't even think about it!"

"Ouch, that time in prison, my old waist is about to break..." Hei Jue began to moan pretentiously, wrapping his arms around his body, "It hurts me to death..."

That's not your body at all!

"And my little heart has been seriously hurt..."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

You don't look like you're hurt at all!

In order to get his attention away from Madara wearing women's clothing as soon as possible, Senju Hashima turned his gaze to the row of manga again and asked, "What do you think of the story between me and Madara?"

"It's hard to say," Hei Jue turned off the computer, stood up and stretched, "After all, there are a thousand Harry Potters in the eyes of a thousand readers."

Senshou Bashirama: Why do I feel that this sentence is wrong?

He pointed to the comic, "Can I have a look at this?"

"Please do what you want." Hei Jue walked out the door, "I'm studying in another room, just call me if you need anything."

After Heijue went out, Senshou Bashima took out a stack of comic books and put them on the tatami, then lay down on it and began to flip through them.

Uchiha Madara squatted in the gap between Senjujuma's shoulders and the manga, watching with him.

They are the protagonists of their own lives and the most important founders of Konoha.However, in the manga "Naruto", the protagonist is the boy named Uzumaki Naruto.

At that time, the Seventh Hokage was still a lonely child who was disgusted, rejected, and not recognized because of the nine tails in his body.

Now Kyuubi is still sealed in the altar, and it is suppressed by Mutun in Senshouzhujian and Uchiha Madara's Sharingan.Before the Konoha high-level meeting, it was also discussed whether to create human strength.

It seems that we have to pay more attention to this matter when we go back.

Senju Zhuma turned a page of the manga.

He watched the blond boy clamoring "I must become Hokage", constantly working hard on this road.

Snapped.

Uchiha Madara suddenly pressed his hand flipping the book.

"I haven't finished this page yet," he said displeased.

So, Senju Bashima stopped and obediently waited for Uchiha Madara to finish watching.

But a firework was about to explode in his heart.

Madara didn't seem to realize it yet.

——Just now, two soft and cold meat balls were pressed on the back of his hand at the same time... It feels really great!

It took a lot of effort for Senju Bashima to restrain himself from rubbing the cat's paws.

He still wants to live.

***

The purpose of Uchiha Madara and Senju Zhuma's coming to this world has been achieved.However, they are now facing a very cruel reality——

Can not go back.

If you want to go back, you must first change Uchiha Madara back to his original state.

Heijue had never encountered such a thing, and Heijue didn't know what to do.After all, this is the world he originally lived in, and there are no more spoiler comics.

Hei Jue still had to go to school, so before going out, he told Qianshou Zhujian that it was best not to go out.

After all, in this era when "Naruto" is popular, there is a guy who looks like the original Hokage walking on the street, and he can't guarantee that there won't be any strange chemical reactions.

So, stay safe and don't waste time.

Chijujuma nodded.

Then go surfing.

There is no way, after all, he still has to find a way to make Madara change back.

"Let's go find that monster called 'Madara'." Senju Hashirama discussed with the big cat lazily lying on his shoulder, "That monster seems very powerful, so I should know something."

Senshou Zhuma's plan finally came to naught.

He is besieged by legions of scary women and Naruto fans!

The first generation of Hokage had clear eyebrows and clear eyes, and his facial features were already correct.[-] was very tall, wearing a clean white shirt with the hem tucked into black trousers, making his legs straight and slender.

Temperament is rare warm and clean in this hustle and bustle era.

As for the body, let alone.

"You look so handsome! Are you a star?"

"Can I have your cell phone number?"

"are you free tonight?"

"A date?"

Cold sweat kept sliding down the back of Senshou Zhuma's head.

How can women in this world be more terrifying than their female ninjas!

Madara Uchiha sharpened his claws angrily.

It feels like there is a vast expanse of green grass above your head.

As for the many fans of Naruto...

"Are you playing cosplay? It's really similar!"

"Why don't you see your partner Uchiha Madara?"

"The wife of the first Hokage is obviously Uzumaki Mito!"

"You are stupid! Master Madara is the white moonlight in the heart of the first generation! Red rose!"

"First Hokage-sama, I want to know how your best friend, Uchiha Madara's relationship with women is?"

Senshou Zhujian wiped the sweat from his brow, and replied truthfully: "Madara's popularity with women is not very good... No one dares to approach him."

"How come?!" The girl covered her mouth in surprise, "Everyone here wants to fuck him!"