[Comprehensive] What should I do if I wear black?

Uchiha Madara finally turned back.Teacher Cat also got his wish.

Natsume's room was so full of Nanatsujiya's dim sum that it exploded.Lucky Cat has a chubby belly, rolling happily inside.

Natsume was dripping with cold sweat, "Where do I sleep, Mr. Kitty..."

Here, Hei Jue was also amazed, "You brought so much money?"

Senju Zhuma began to explain to the other party: When he was taking Madara for a walk before, he encountered some bad guys in the alley who were bullying a student.So, the first Hokage-sama drew his sword to help when he saw injustice, and knocked down those little bastards in a few strokes.

Only then did I know that the student was a rich man.In order to train him, the family specially sent him to such a remote town to study.

Hei Jue raised his eyebrows, "Then he said, man, you managed to get my attention?"

Senshou Bashirama: "...No."

Then, the student threw a card to Senju Bashirama.Brush casually.

"Hiss—" Hei Jue was stabbed in the wound with a cotton swab, and he let out a low cry of pain, baring his teeth, "Be gentle."

That's right, Senshou Zhujian is currently administering medicine to Hei Jue, who has a bruised nose and a swollen face.

There is no other reason, after Uchiha Madara returned, the first thing he did was to beat up Senju Hashirama and Hei Ze.

During the time he became a cat, he almost didn't get carried away by these two people!

"I don't know how to be gentle." Heijue looked at Uchiha Madara who was sitting with Erlang's legs crossed, and muttered angrily.

He is not as resistant to blows as Senju Zhuma.

And for some reason, the superb medical ninjutsu of Senju Zhuma has no effect on the people of this world at all, and they can only be healed by taking medicine honestly.

Hei Jue sighed, "So many wounds have brought down my perfect appearance... How sad those girls are."

Uchiha Madara sneered.

Senshou Zhujian smiled, and relaxed his movements.

In fact, Madara's hand is already light enough.

When Madara and Quanna practiced against each other, they were more ruthless than this.

If Madara is serious, it is estimated that Hei Jue's little life will be gone.

However, I really miss the fragrant, soft and fluffy body of the banyan cat!If Madara is in a good mood, you won't bother with him even if you use him as a pillow.Pillowing on the cat's body, it is soft and warm, and the cat snores from time to time...

Of course, these Qianshou Zhujian can only think about it in his heart.

***

"Madara, when are we going back?"

Madara Uchiha was lying on his side on the sofa, lazily changing channels with the remote control, "You can do it anytime."

Anyway, the reincarnation eye can adjust the speed of time.

And during this time, he also figured out a general idea of ​​the social form of this world.

Except for a few areas, there are no war-level disputes within human society, and conflicts are mainly resolved through diplomacy.As for the demon world, it seems that they have always maintained a state of not interfering with human beings.

Occasionally there are some monsters or people who transcend, but they can't make much trouble.

"I'll finish the exam next week, and I'll go with you when I finish the exam."

At this time, there was a knock on the door, Hei Jue said, got up and opened the door.

She is a neighbor's childhood sweetheart and an avid Naruto fan.As soon as the other party saw Hei Ze, he grabbed his collar and shook it violently, "I heard that there are two people who look like the first Hokage and Uchiha Madara living here with you, really! Why didn't you tell me such good news ?!"

Hei Jue was shaken until his eyes stared, and he was foaming at the mouth.

In the living room, there was a shudder among the pillars of thousands of hands.

Have these people already chased home!

"Madara, let's go back immediately! Now, right now."

Before Uchiha Madara could speak, the girl had already taken Hei Jue aside and rushed in.She gently placed something like a glass plate on the ground, then looked up at the two of them, and said reverently, "Master Hokage, Madara-sama Uchiha."

"Get on the scale, please."

Hei Jue strongly wanted to stop the other party's deadly behavior, "No way!"

This is Ni Lin!

The girl yelled back: "This is what we Hokage fans want to know the most!"

Hei Ze went back and forth like this, Uchiha Madara became interested instead, "Hashirama, try it first."

Senshou Bashirama stood up obediently.The numbers on the dashboard kept changing, and finally fixed at 74KG.

Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows, and stood up himself.

75KG.

Is he more than Hashirama?

Uchiha Madara looked at Hei Ze, "What does this number mean?"

Hei Jue pulled his childhood sweetheart out of the door, while sweating profusely replied: "Force value, just force value..."

Uchiha Madara was inexplicably a little happy.

So, he is stronger than Hashirama?

Beautiful fantasies are always vulnerable in the face of cruel facts.

After the door slammed softly, the girl's voice came faintly.

"Master Madara, that's the weight!"

Hei Jue hurriedly covered the opponent's mouth, but it was too late.He was furious, "Aren't you afraid that my house will be burned by Uchiha Madara?!"

The girl gave him a blank look, "With Emperor Zhu here, what are you afraid of?"

"...Forget it." Hei Jue raised his forehead and walked forward.

"Why are you going?"

"Buying vegetables and cooking."

In the supermarket, Heijue meets classmates Natsume and Duoguitou again.

The childhood sweethearts are also Heijue's classmate, knowing that Heijue has a crush on Dougui Tou, he immediately waved his hands and shouted loudly: "Natsume! Dougui! Takikawa invites you to his house and we will study together!"

"Wait! When did I say that?! It's not like you don't know those two people in my family!"

"I said, are they really Zhudi and Banye?"

"……how is this possible."

You guessed it.

"That's it."

In the end, the two of them came to Hei Jue's house.

Hei Jue's hands were shaking when he took out the key.

It was the first time for the goddess to come to my home, and I was still a little excited!

As for Natsume, Kurojue had always disliked him before, but since Uchiha Madara's incident, Kurojue has also changed his mind.

Natsume is actually a very gentle and kind person, even a little too considerate of others.

"Takikawa-san, is your cat gone?" Duogui Tou's doubtful voice came.

Heijue: "..." So the goddess came to see the cat.

At this time, there was a faint sound coming from the room inside.

"I'm going to get freckles!"

"Come on Hashirama!"

"Hmph, that's amazing, Hashirama!"

"Haha."

"Sure enough, only you can satisfy me, haha..."

"It's okay, Bubble."

"Don't underestimate me, how can it be done once?"

The four stood at the door, falling into a mysterious silence.

The childhood sweetheart made up the knife: "It seems to come from the bedroom."

"Damn, you bastard..."

"Come again?"

"Go!"

Natsume looked at Heijue's face that was so dark that he could barely see his facial features, and suggested cautiously and a little embarrassed: "Then what, Takikawa-san, it seems that the time is not suitable, why don't we just forget about today?"

Hei Jue was shaking with anger.

Can the ancestors drive regardless of the occasion?

His old face has been lost!

"No, it's okay." Hei Jue said through gritted teeth, his brain got hot, he rushed in, opened the door with a "snap", and didn't care about seeing any inappropriate scenes.

He yelled: "What are you doing?!"

Uchiha Madara ignored him.Senshou Zhujian turned around and greeted with a smile: "You are back."

"Tsk, it was interrupted. One more round, Hashirama."

"it is good."

Hei Jue's foot slipped.

The two are playing a game.

The games and equipment were bought by Senshou Zhuma.The two used each other's roles and had a great time.

Heijue: "..."

He murmured "you play, you play", and backed out with a sore face.

so tired.

***

During the study session.

After playing the game, Uchiha Madara took a look at Natsume and Multitrack who were studying in the living room.Walking to the door of the kitchen, leaning against the door frame, looking at Hei Jue who was drinking water inside, he asked disdainfully, "Is this the woman you like?"

Heijue spat out a mouthful of water.

He wiped his mouth, blushed and said, "Keep your voice down."

"Did you say it?"

"not yet……"

It's really awkward.

Uchiha Madara frowned, completely forgetting that he had no intention of expressing his heart to Hashirama in the first place.He walked to the living room, slapped the table, and said forcefully.

"Woman, date him."

In an instant, the girl's face turned pale with fright.

Heijue pushed Uchiha Madara into the room without tears, "Go and play your game, old ancestor."

Assists are not your method of assisting.

……

Learning will end.

After seeing off Natsume and Duogui, Heijue collapsed on the ground, "I will definitely hang up..."

Senju Zhuma curiously picked up the notebook on the table, opened it and looked at it, and then his eyes became circles.

How does it feel that the complexity is comparable to that of the materials in the laboratory.

Heijue got up from the ground with a carp, "My lord, why don't you take the exam instead of me." Anyway, our test scores are probably about the same.

"I?"

"That's right," Hei Jue nodded, "You use the transformation technique to change into my appearance."

Having said that, Senshou Zhujian is also a little eager to try.

The first generation of Hokage hasn't passed the test yet!

Uchiha Madara poured a basin of cold water, "You let him take the exam for you, it's better to let Toikama come."

Heijue let out a sigh.

Of course he knew about Qianshou Feijian's attribute of being a top student, but he wasn't here.

Hei Ze suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and stared at Uchiha Madara with a kind of eyes that made people feel creepy.

Uchiha Madara was expressionless, "Say."

"Master Ban," Hei Jue said with a grin, "Why don't you take the exam for me."

"..."

"You can definitely do better than Senju Bashirama in the exam."

"...that's natural."

Senju Hashirama: It feels like an arrow has been shot in my knee.

"It's really not possible..." Hei Jue pointed to his eyes, "Don't you have Sharingan? I will tell you the appearance of the school committee, and then you can imitate his movements, just like what Sasuke did in the manga. "

"No!" Uchiha Madara refused bluntly.

How can the Sharingan that the Uchiha clan is proud of be used for this kind of thing!

Hei Jue began to wail again: "Ouch, that time in prison, my old waist is about to break..."

"It hurts me..."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

He simply fell on this little ancestor!

***

"Go back and get married, Madara."

"You already said it."

"Recently, whenever I see you, I think of happiness."

"...a nasty guy."

The single dog Heijue huddled in a corner, trying his best to blend in with the wall.

Under the dazzling light of these two people, he felt that he had become really black and black.

"Let's go."

The eyes of reincarnation burst into light.

Back to Konoha.