interstellar flat head brother

The No.1 freshman in the new semester falls on the head of Brother Badger, and the first group also falls on the head of Brother Badger's group.

When the list was announced, many people were not convinced.

But when two blank papers bearing the seals of the principal and vice-principal of the Second Military Academy appeared on the holographic screen, everyone fell silent.

Their goal is the highest level, which is the director level. Unexpectedly, they directly took the principal and vice principal's nest.

This vision alone is incomparable.

Not to mention that the freshmen and old students were very surprised, and the instructors were even more surprised.

It's not too strange for Brother Badger and the others to get the principal's seal, after all, it's a deadly pervert with severe late hair control.

But they were surprised to get the seal of Chu Snake Essence Disease.

Could it be that there is some shady PY transaction in private?

Xu Weiwei raised his head, and caught a glimpse of the instructor's sneaky glances to this side.

"What did you do last night?" he asked.

Wang Sheng: "I didn't do it, I didn't have to do it."

Aya turned her head and looked at Wang Sheng indifferently, unable to tell the degree of obscenity in his words.

Wang Sheng lowered his head and met Shang Badger's pure eyes.His lips moved a few times, and he said righteously: "Last night, we overcame thorns and thorns, braved the wind and waves, went through hardships, and finally won."

It's like the lines praising the ancestors in history class.

Xu Weiwei sneered: "But you are very good. It has been several years since no one got the seals of the principal and vice-principal, but you can still get them at the same time. It is enough for you to become the man of the military academy in the next year. Do a good job." Mentally prepare."

Brother Badger: "What mental preparation?"

Aya: "Many people will come to challenge us."

Brother Badger: "Where is it?"

"..."

When it comes to fighting, Brother Badger never asks about the number of people, the value of force, let alone consider all aspects.

All he wants is the location.

Aya asked, "Brother Badger, how did you get the principal's seal?"

Brother Badger flicked his tail: "There is no principal."

"Where did that stamp come from?"

"Master Gatekeeper."

Both Aya and Wang Sheng thought of the gatekeeper last night who seemed to be a terminally addicted drug patient, and they were silent for a while.Finally, I desperately understand the deep reason why the Second Military Academy always loses to the First Military Academy.

In the middle of the class, Wang Sheng suddenly thought, "Did we lose someone?"

Brother Badger: "No... maybe."

It's rare that Brother Badger shows hesitation.

Aya counted: "One, two, three, four... four people, that's right."

Wang Sheng glanced at Brother Badger, Aya and Xu Weiyi, always feeling that something was wrong.

But it is indeed four people.

Just when the instructor told me how to avoid getting involved when the mecha encounters meteorites in space, several people listened carefully and put this doubt to the back of their minds.

At this time, Wei Zhizhang, who was still stuck at the bottom of the cliff, said, "When will Brother Badger come to save me?"

Still so stupid.

Until after class, after taking a shower, after dinner, and during evening training, the instructor read Wei Zhang's name.Only a few people remembered that Wei Zhizhang was still trapped at the bottom of the cliff.

Wang Sheng and Aya looked at each other: "Wei Zhang hasn't come back yet?"

Brother Badger: "Didn't you save him?"

Wang Sheng: "There's no need to save her. There's no danger, just walk out by yourself."

Aya: "I blasted away from the bottom of the mountain and walked out."

Then why hasn't Wei Zhang come out yet?

Wei Zhizhang at the bottom of the cliff: "I'm so hungry, why didn't Brother Badger come to save me?"

In the end, Brother Badger contacted Chu Yu and asked Chu Si, his life and housekeeping system, to release Wei Zhang.

But when Chu Si wanted to let Wei Zhang go, this thing refused to go.

"There must be a conspiracy. I wouldn't leave unless Brother Badger came."

"...Brother Badger asked me to let you go."

Wei Zhang with his arms akimbo: "Hahaha, do you think I'm retarded?"

"..." Isn't it?

Chu Si, whose central system is installed on the simulated humanoid robot: "Dad's original words: spit out Wei's mental retardation, or you will be killed."

It decided that if Wei Zhang still didn't believe it, it would stay locked up forever, anyway, it had already given a chance.

Wei Zhang left.

He believed it.

Before leaving, he patted Chu Si on the shoulder: "Good nephew."

"..."

Really stupid or fake stupid.

As soon as Wei Zhang saw Brother Badger, he rushed up excitedly and asked, "Brother Badger, have you ever thought about saving me?"

Like the heroine of a romantic drama, once Brother Badger denies it, he will hang himself.

Brother Badger was stunned for a moment, and his eyes were empty: "We have overcome obstacles, braved wind and waves, and gone through hardships and dangers..."

Wei Zhang covered his mouth, feeling very moved: "Brother Badger, I knew you never thought of giving up on me—"

No.Brother Badger never thought of you.

After Wei Zhang finished speaking, he wanted to take the opportunity to hug Brother Badger and lick Brother Badger.

But before he touched Brother Badger, his head was pressed to the ground by a big palm, making a hole.

Chu Xie smiled, and picked up the little badger: "Little baby, are you a classmate?"

Brother Badger looked away: "No."

Chu Xi hugged the little badger in satisfaction, and stepped on Wei Zhang to move forward.

Wei Zhang was quite jealous: "Who is he? Why can he hug Brother Badger?"

Wang Sheng was thoughtful: "Chu Xie."

Aya: "The first-line male star in the galaxy, is he familiar with Brother Badger?"

"Why do celebrities come to the military academy? Is it a charity show?"

Xu Weiwei stared at Chu Yu's back, and said doubtfully, "I always think he looks familiar."

"I see you every day on the big screen, are you not familiar with it?"

Xu Weiyi shook his head: "It's not the same."

Not on a holographic screen or a billboard, but somewhere else, full of smoke and violence.

Brother Badger: "What identity have you changed again? Why are you here?"

While asking questions, he fiddled with Chu Yu's paws: "I don't want you to hug me, I want to climb on top of your head."

"Let's talk about it next time. Let me hug you first this time." Chu Xie refused Brother Badger's request, and then said, "I'm here as a celebrity...to train."

Brother Badger stared at Chu Ji with dead fish eyes, obviously not believing it.

Chu Xie lightly patted Brother Badger's fleshy little butt: "Don't believe me, my next play will be a script for the founding general, so I came to the military academy to collect materials."

Brother Badger was suspicious.

Chu Xie's ability to tell nonsense with his eyes open has improved to a higher level.

In fact, he was right. There was indeed a movie about the biography of the general that came to him.But he didn't agree, even if he agreed, he could still refuse.

Anyway, he's the boss.

When it came to filming, Chu Xie had a thought and asked Brother Badger, "Little baby, do you want to film with me?"

Brother Badger: "No."

Chu Xie: "It's fun."

Brother Badger: "I don't!"

The refusal was sonorous and forceful, very firm.

As soon as the voice fell, Her Majesty's communication came.

Her Majesty the Queen asked Brother Badger to rehearse at her first star, the Royal Drama Theatre, and she had already agreed to broadcast it in June.

It is now May, and Brother Badger only has one month to rehearse.

The little badger's fur was all fluffed up, and he tried to calm himself down: "Gu, I want to finish my studies. I can't skip classes."

Her Majesty the Queen laughed: "Our little darling just loves to study. But I already know that you get all the credits for the freshman semester, even if you don't go to class."

Brother Badger stayed calm: "Gu, brother Badger is not good at cultural lessons. Brother Badger must make up cultural lessons."

Her Majesty the Queen: "Hey, my little boy is very ambitious. It just so happens that my theater troupe is full of excellent cultural students, so I can help you make up lessons."

Brother Badger didn't change his face, and said indifferently: "Gu, Brother Badger wants full marks in the exam."

Her Majesty the Queen smiled stiffly.

Brother Badger continued to add: "Culture class, full marks."

Difficulty appeared on Her Majesty's face, and she said embarrassingly, "I thought you wanted to get rid of single digits...you are really ambitious."

After thinking about it for a while, Her Majesty the Queen regretfully said: "There is no other way..."

Brother Badger quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

Her Majesty continued: "I can only invite special teachers from the palace... Don't worry, my dear, they are all at the professor level and have won various important awards. There are a total of fourteen people, although it is a bit difficult, but in order to realize your goal Ambitious, I will definitely do it."

After finishing speaking, she was about to hang up the communication, and suddenly added, pointing at the screen, handsome and playful: "See you tomorrow."

Brother Badger: "..."

Yo you sister!

Brother Badger suddenly flipped the table: "God damn you want full marks in the exam! Brother Badger is just rejecting you! Culture classes and dramas are derivatives of black holes that want to be destroyed humanely! Brother Badger hates culture classes and dramas!"

The little milk badger ran away, very, very irritable.

Chu Xi secretly videotaped and took pictures at the side, very busy.

When he saw the little badger plopped on the ground angrily, his back was turned to him.The soft fur and flesh are piled together, like a fur ball.

Chu Xie's heart softened, and he stopped filming this injustice.

Picking up the little badger, he asked softly, "What drama do you want to be in?"

The little badger had a muffled voice and was very unhappy.

"Aunt's brain-dead drama."

When Chu Xie thought of Her Majesty's love-first dramas, his heart was itchy and ready to move.

He was ashamed to say that he was actually a fan of Her Majesty's dramas, especially the one that was in and out of the pit - the cross-class love between the star boss and the poor planet Xiaobaihua.

"Which one is that? "The Distance Between Gemini, Far Away from Light-Years" or "The Star Domineering President Falls in Love with Me"? Could it be "The Fluffy Princess and the Hairy Allergy Professor with Long Legs"? This one basically If you don't act, once you act, it's hard to get a ticket..."

Brother Badger glanced sideways at Chu Ji.

Chu Xie explained calmly: "It's because of my profession. It's hard not to know. In fact, I don't want to know at all, but I can't help it."

Brother Badger still remembered meeting Chu Xie's opponent in the Twin Stars Building, but Chu Xie didn't know him at all.

Chu Xie rubbed his hands secretly and said, "Otherwise, I will accompany you tomorrow?"

Brother Badger rolled his shiny black eyeballs and agreed.

The two had their own ideas, Brother Badger wanted Chu Yu to perform on stage instead of him, while Chu Xi imagined Brother Badger and himself performing on the same stage, preferably as a couple.

For a while, it was very harmonious.

the next day.

The two of them set off to the First Star Royal Drama Theatre.

The suspension car drives automatically, and Chu Si sits in the driving seat, which is just a decoration.

Chu Si was originally an upgraded version of the housekeeping system, and the central nervous system was in the brain of an adult man.But as long as it is a machine related to housekeeping, he can hack it.

Chu Yu refused to let Chu Si drive.

Chu Si felt wronged: "Why?"

Chu Ji: "You don't have a driver's license."

Chu Si: Fart!You haven't done it before, haven't you still dragged your car?It's still a starship.

Chu Si, who was familiar with the tyrant's heart, turned to Brother Badger: Dad, your son is being bullied.Get justice for your son now.

Brother Badger received Chu Si's brainwaves, eager to try: "How about I drive?"

"..."

It's just this little guy with short hands and short legs, don't make trouble.

Chu Hide stuffed the little badger into his arms, restraining him from moving.

Brother Badger gave up after tickling him displeasedly for a while, mainly because the Royal Theater was coming soon.

The hope of life gradually moved away from him.

"Royal Grand Theatre, here we are."

Chu Xi got out of the car with the little badger in his arms and entered the Royal Theater.

Because the queen had greeted them in advance, both of them were let in.

The Royal Grand Theater is only open all day on weekends, and the rest of the time it is only open from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] pm.

So when they went in, there were only actors on stage rehearsing.

The queen turned her head and saw a person and a badger. She greeted Chu Xie first, and then kissed Brother Badger.

Brother Badger refused to hug him because he resisted.

The queen smiled: "For so many years, only you and sister-in-law can hug Xiaoguai."

Chu Xie liked to hear this.

Maybe others don't like being hooked up with the mother of the person they like, but Chu Yu is very grateful to Mother Ye.Especially Ye's mother has a high status in the little baby's heart, which means that she has a high status in the little baby's heart.

Chu Xi was very happy.

The queen said, "Are you interested in acting in a play?"

Chu Yin: "Can you?"

Queen: "Just one character short."

At this time, the actors on the stage just read the line, "If you say I love you at this moment, and I hear it next year or ten years later, I think we are super destined." '

The subconscious meaning of that line, at least I have heard the confession I want to hear in my lifetime.

Time is the most uncontrollable thing, the distance is too far, and you can't get close in your lifetime.I only hope that a confession, faster than light and faster than time, will pass through space and distance and be brought to you.

Chu Yu: "The distance between the twin stars is far beyond light years."

The queen was very happy: "Have you heard it?"

Chu Yu: "During the first performance, I was in the first row."

The first row is a position that only old fans can have.

The queen's impression of Chu Xie suddenly improved completely, and she chatted with him and expressed her appreciation for the film and television drama in which he played the leading role.

Chu Yu was quite surprised: "Do you also watch my TV series?"

Queen: "Very good."

Chu Yin: "Thank you."

Then he agreed without hesitation.

Queen: "So are you interested in participating?"

Chu Ji: "I play Fred?"

At present, this position seems to be the most suitable for him.

The queen shook her head: "No. You play Angelina."

Angelina, female number two.

A flirtatious whore.

Chu Xie: "... Where's the little one?"

Queen: "Male lead."

Chu Xi was silent for a while, then said, "Little baby can't transform into a human form."

Queen: "Don't worry, the script has been changed."

"changed?"

"The light-year distance is not just space and time floating on the surface. The distance between races is farther than the actual distance."

Chu Hide shrugged, lacking in interest.

After all, he just prefers the theme of Ba Zong, and is not very interested in other genres.

Upon seeing this, Her Majesty the Queen didn't say much, but just beckoned Brother Badger to try the play.

Brother Badger was terrified: "No!"

Her Majesty the Queen laughed, then picked up Brother Badger and threw him onto the stage.

"action."

After shouting this sentence, the queen called someone over to take Chu Yu away: "Put him in Angelina's makeup."

The makeup artist looked at Chu Ji and nodded.

"no problem."

Chu Xi didn't have any objections either. It's very common in the circle for women to disguise themselves as men.Even if he has never acted before, he will not be so repulsive.

Besides, it's an opportunity to share the stage with the little baby.

Although it's not a genuine heroine, it doesn't matter, the heroine will definitely not be able to compete with him.

Chu Xi was very confident.

"Ye Mihuan, what are you doing! I want you to see the expression of the person you love, not the expression of your dead parents! Damn! Can you have some affection? Are you cute? What are you looking at? What do you think? Don't you need to be cute if you look cute?"

Brother Badger smashed the props with an angry palm.

Her Majesty Shi Shiran: "However, the anger is very full. Remember this feeling, the next thing you have to face is the beloved heroine, do you understand the beloved? Forget it, you are still a baby... Can you Imagine it? Do young Muai understand?"

The little badger was particularly wronged, but he couldn't beat the queen.

Otherwise, Mother Ye will be angry, and the queen is not as tough as the others, so it doesn't matter how you fight.

She is a real lover of literature and art, with very literary thoughts and even more literary abilities.

"I let you young Muai, not to let you see the feast."

Her Majesty the Queen patted her forehead, extremely helpless.

The little badger lost his temper, sat on the stage with his back to the queen, and didn't want to talk.

You can't hit if you hit, and you can't scold if you scold.Even being scolded, Brother Badger is also very wronged, and Brother Badger also has a temper.

"Baby, are you angry?"

Brother Badger moved his ears and flicked his tail, but didn't want to speak.

Therefore, he didn't realize how many amazing people around him were all focused on Chu Xi who was disguised as a woman.

Chu Xie was originally handsome, but after being dressed up by a makeup artist, the aggressiveness of men was weakened and the outline was softened.Coupled with a tutu skirt and long curly hair covering the oversized frame, what appeared in front of everyone was a beautiful and unique woman.

—Although he is too tall.

The queen was very satisfied: "As expected, I saw you correctly. You are very suitable for the image of a coquettish and bitch."

Chu Yin: "..."

The queen waved her hand: "Teach me, little boy, what is love."

Too lazy to pay attention, the queen simply threw Brother Badger to Chu Xie for training.

Anyway, aren't the two a couple?

So Chu Yu stood in front of the little badger and smiled at him.

Brother Badger raised his head angrily, and for a moment when he saw clearly, his expression froze.

"Baby……"

The little badger's hair suddenly exploded, jumping three feet high.Angrily accusing Chu Ji of women's clothing: "No, shameless! No, shameless."

Chu Yin: "???"

Brother Badger turned left three times and right three times, looking very anxious.He sneaked a glance at Mr. Chu in women's clothing, quickly turned his head away, and then got into the curtain to quietly do a lot of ideological work for himself.

The stage actors and staff just stared at a protruding part of the curtain, and kept making various small movements.Then I secretly saw the anxious and confused look of the little milk badger, it was so cute.

Chu Xi pulled the curtain, which made the little badger jump.

The little badger stammered in a childish voice, "You, what are you doing?"

Chu Xi raised his eyebrows, looking down at the little badger's eyes floating around.

Little baby... Could it be love at first sight for him who wears women's clothing?

Such a thought flashed in his mind, and Chu Xi smiled at Brother Badger without saying a word.

The little milk badger immediately hugged its big tail and curled up its toes.

The female in front of me is too unselfish!Actually seduce Brother Badger in front of Brother Badger.

Brother Badger will not be seduced!

...Will Brother Badger make her cry?

Cry and cry!

Brother Badger won't be in a hurry!

The little badger hugged its big tail, coughed a few times delicately and said, "You, what's your name?"

Boss Chu showed his big white teeth: "Little darling, you don't know me anymore if you wear women's clothing?"

Do you think that Mr. Chu will disguise himself as a woman and embark on the road of abducting the little milk badger?

Innocent!

Compared with this, he wanted to see the broken expression of the little milk badger immediately.

It's that bad.

The little badger really showed a stunned expression, and after a while, he said hesitantly: "No, it's okay. Brother badger won't mind... Even if your voice and personality are like Chu snake spirit, as long as you are female, badger Brother, I don't mind."

Chu Yin: "..."

Surprised rival.

Although the rival in love is still me, there is an insurmountable gender gap between the two... This is a big deal!

He considered all aspects, but only Brother Badger's sexual orientation was not considered, which is very disappointing.

Chu Xie felt complicated at this moment.

"You like the female me?"

The little badger immediately retorted: "No! Brother Badger doesn't like you! You really are shameless! But, but Brother Badger is willing to take you to conquer the stars and seas, and I can give you half of it."

Half of it is already true love.

Chu Xie's mood was more complicated.

The rival in love is stronger than he imagined.

The little badger coughed, crouched at Chu Xi's feet with its tail in its arms, and stretched its small body awkwardly.

"Well, are you going to step on your belly?"

Chu Yin: "..."

"Ow?"

Chu Xiong was a man of integrity and died.

Isn't it women's clothing?give!

Isn't he a bigwig in women's clothing?Pretend!

The author has something to say: I want to explain here that Brother Badger fell in love at first sight with Mr. Chu who is wearing women's clothes, but he has no feeling for Mr. Chu who is wearing men's clothes.

That’s right, Mr. Chu’s women’s clothing is female in Badger’s eyes←_←

So, this is the belly stepping invited by the milk badger!