interstellar flat head brother

When the queen thought that Chu Xi had solved Brother Badger, she came back to check and accept the results, and found that the male-female atmosphere between one person and Badger that the third person could not get in at all was very hateful.

The queen was silent for a few seconds: "Take your seats and rehearse again. Little boy, have you seen the heroine opposite you? Show her an expression of admiration."

#On how to put on a super-difficult admiration expression on the face of a milk badger. #

Brother Badger: You are embarrassing Brother Badger.

Queen: "Admiration! Admiration! It's not for you to see food!!"

Brother Badger: Let me tell you, no matter how fierce Badger Brother is, Badger Brother will beat you!

Queen: "My God, do you want to eat the heroine?"

Brother Badger: How angry!

Queen: "Chu Yu, hide behind the heroine."

Brother Badger: Again, here to seduce Brother Badger, Brother Badger doesn't like it at all!

Queen: "The mood is right, keep it up."

Badger Brother:! ! !

Chu Hide's eyes were crooked, and he smiled happily.

Queen: "Little darling, what you like is the heroine, not that coquettish bitch."

The little badger immediately jumped up: "Brother Badger doesn't like it, not at all. I really don't like it! Don't talk nonsense, don't slander Brother Badger."

The queen turned a deaf ear and accused Chu Xie: "Don't seduce him blindly. You are young and angry."

Chu Xie responded with a smile: "Okay, no problem."

The little badger put his hands on his hips, very angry.

When it was halftime, the little badger was carrying a poisonous snake as thick as his tail, but it could wrap his whole body around him.

After thinking about it, Brother Badger tied the poisonous snake in several knots, all of which were love.

The love is gathered together, barely like a flower.

The poisonous snake trembled.

Brother Badger showed his sharp teeth and opened his mouth to bite the poisonous snake's head.

After thinking about it for a while, I thought about what I was here for, so I left reluctantly.

The poisonous snake trembled.

Chu Yu looked for the little baby everywhere, but couldn't find it.

Then he found that the corner of his skirt had been torn, lowered his head, and found that it was the little milk badger.

Milk Badger is very shy, but tries hard to show a domineering personality.

"Give you."

Chu Xi stared at the lifeless, shivering poisonous snake that had been beaten into a flower, and wondered if this was Xiao Baobao's new killing move.

"Send... to me?"

Brother Badger immediately exploded: "Who, who said I would give it to you? Shameless!"

Chu Yin: "..."

Brother Badger: "But if you like it, I'll give it to you. Brother Badger doesn't mind, so take it."

Brother Badger tried his best to show his generous image.

At this time, someone roared: "Who the hell opened Snake's cage? Don't you know that Snake is a poisonous snake? Fortunately, I pulled my tooth before... But can this be opened casually? Who took care of Snake? Come out!"

Chu Xie took the poisonous snake and almost laughed out loud.

"My little baby, you are about to melt my heart."

If the little milk badger hadn't had hair on his face, he would be red and steaming.

Chu Yu shook the poisonous snake, and then someone came to take the group pet away.

"Group pet?"

The visitor carefully took the rejuvenated Snake, looked up at Chu Ji, and glanced at Brother Badger who was very unhappy because the gift was snatched away.

Sighing: "Brother Badger is the boss of the regiment, who dares to treat him as a favor."

It's awesome that a poisonous snake dares to catch and play with it.

Chu Xi simply picked up the baby, but Badger was very resistant.

Badger Brother plausibly said: "How can Badger Brother be hugged by a female?"

Too imposing!

Chu Yu quickly coaxed him: "That's different, I hug you because I like you."

Brother Badger was furious: "Shameless! Too shameless!"

If only the tail didn't flick as fast as the propeller.

The duplicitous little milk badger is also really cute.

Chu Xie picked up Brother Badger, turned around and said to the queen, "Still rehearsing?"

"Schedule another session in the afternoon."

"Then I'll take the little one first."

The queen waved her hand: "Two o'clock in the afternoon, come back on time."

"to make."

Brother Badger: "Where are you going?"

Chu Xie: "Take you to play."

The place I went was the crew, and I just ran into the lead actor.

The lead actor is still an acquaintance, Tang Jia.

Had it not been for Brother Badger in the Gemini incident, everyone might have died.

So Tang Jia is very grateful to Brother Badger, and has never been able to find a chance to thank him in person.

Now when he sees the little milk badger, he immediately recognizes it and goes forward to thank him.

Brother Badger's image of the little milk badger has long been popular in holography, which has led to the popularity of the non-wild honey badger.It's a pity that these honey badgers have been raised and abandoned long ago, and they no longer have the reputation that made the entire African savannah fearful.

As soon as he entered the set, many girls saw Brother Badger excited and wanted to kiss and hug him.

But there was a coquettish slut standing in front of them, and urged Brother Badger: "Do you want them or me?"

Brother Badger grabbed the coquettish bastard's clothes and said, "Brother Badger will not abandon you."

The coquettish slut is smug, like all the white lotus and green tea whores, making people want to take off their shoes and slap him on the face.

I just itch with hatred.

Tang Jia thanked Brother Badger, and Brother Badger graciously said no.

In fact, he had already forgotten who Tang Jia was.

At this moment, Tang Jia also noticed Chu Xie, and was first amazed by her beauty, and then frightened by his height.

The woman stood half a head taller than him.

"Who is this lady?"

Chu Yin smiled but said nothing.

Brother Badger held his head high: "I like the females of Brother Badger."

Tang Jia suddenly realized: "What's the name?"

Chu Xi still smiled and said nothing.

Brother Badger: "Angelie."

Tang Jia nodded, but he didn't expect such an outgoing woman to have a very quiet personality.

But these two... have their roles reversed?

Although Brother Badger behaved very machismo, in the eyes of others, no matter how you looked at it, it was Chu Hei who was doting on the little Badger.

Tang Jia probably saw this too, and invited Brother Badger to have dinner together.

Brother Badger refused: "No."

Tang Jia felt slightly sorry, but then asked his assistant to come over with two tickets.

"Here are the tickets for the Carnival Circus, for you."

Chu Yu took the two tickets and put them in front of Brother Badger.

Brother Badger looked at it and asked, "What is this?"

Before Tang Jia could speak, Chu Xie replied, "The largest performing troupe in the galaxy."

Tang Jia nodded, halfway through.

The first thought, damn it!That sound is so fucking rough.

On second thought, a little familiarity.

Brother Badger: "It's interesting."

So Chu Yu put away the two tickets, and then raised his head to thank Tang Jia: "Who is that, you are very good."

The smile on Tang Jia's face froze and became distorted.

Isn't this nightmarish voice exactly the one who fought against Ba Zong to the death?

Fog!

With difficulty, the agent and assistant grabbed Tang Jia, who was madly trying to scratch Chu Ji to death, and dragged him back to the set.

"Let's put aside any big grievances, I'm done shooting the trick!"

Chu Xie also said to Brother Badger, "The economic man is very dedicated."

Carat floated behind them: "Thank you for the compliment."

Chu Yu said indifferently: "Except for you."

carat:"……"

To tell the truth, if it wasn't for you insisting on fighting the boss to the end, I would already be a gold medal agent in the industry now!

Chu Yin: "Why are you here?"

Carat felt guilty, and whispered: "No, let me take a look."

Chu Yu: "Have you brought a newcomer?"

Carat whispered, "I'll just take a look."

"Ah."

When Carat has nothing to do, he comes to the studio or the agency to look for some good seedlings. Of course, he just digs. After all, he doesn't have much time to bring in a star.

However, in this way, he really discovered many first-line stars.It can be said that it is a well-known Bole in the industry.

Carat explained: "Didn't I... think that I can do this job when I retire?"

Carat's dream is to be a gold agent, and he was the one who encouraged Chu Xie to enter the industry.

Of course, the consequence was that no matter how fancy he begged Chu Yu to abandon the role of the overlord, he was willfully rejected.

"If I hadn't made a mistake at the beginning, I would already be a gold medal agent in the industry. There are countless superstars under my hands."

"Thanks a lot."

"Fortunately."

"Would you like to give you a raise?"

"I'm so sorry."

Chu Xie stopped and turned to Carat: "Raise your head."

Carat raised her head and met the big man in women's clothing.

"..."

After a while: "I'm sorry, I admitted the wrong person."

Chu Xie kicked Carat into the wall.

Carat rubbed her shoulders, dumbfounded: "Fuck, are you really the boss? Is that snake mentally ill?"

Chu Xie showed his white teeth: "Snake spirit disease can kill people. Do you want to try?"

Carat shook her head: "No, no." After a pause, he said, "Boss, your new image is good. Are you interested in taking part in a similar role——"

"No."

Carat was going to continue persuading, and then saw the domineering little badger in Chu Xi's arms.Immediately knelt down.

"Brother Badger, are you interested in debuting?"

Brother Badger scratched him without saying a word: "You idiot."

Carat: "...you really are a match made in heaven."

Chu Xie expressed his thanks and accepted, and then signaled him to speak quickly if he had something to do, and get out if he had nothing to do.

"There is a new mission."

Chu Xi raised his hand to stop Carat from speaking, turned around and walked forward.

"Go back and talk."

The two returned to the media company, Chu Xi's lounge.

Carat glanced at Brother Badger first.

Chu Xie said, "A new kid."

Carat reacted immediately, with a smile on her face, very kind.

"Hello, my name is Carat. The boss's subordinate is a broker, and the deputy is not very important."

Brother Badger half-opened his eyelids: "Brother Badger."

and then?

Brother Badger had an indifferent face.

All right.there is none left.

But Carat is still very interested in him: "If you are interested in entering the entertainment industry, you can come to me. Your image is very good, and the conditions are also good—"

At present, the fans are already close to the second-tier stars.

The momentum is very good, and there are more red trends.

The most important thing is that the character design is simply amazing.

Brother Badger lifted his lips and said softly, "Chick."

carat:"……"

Sure enough, it was Badger who followed the boss, and he deserved a beating.

Chu Yu: "The task you just mentioned can be said now."

Carat: "June [-]th is the retrial day for the crime of Mermaid King. Originally, a conviction was a certainty. However, when the Interstellar High Court collected evidence recently, it was found that the evidence was very unfavorable to the military and the government."

It turned out that the military, the government and the royal family chose to retry the Mermaid King's case in order to quell public anger, and he will be retried for his crimes.But this is just a procedure, because even if the Mermaid King has contributed to the Star Wars period, the crimes he committed are enough to offset all the credit.

But the bad thing is that all the evidence and video data of the crimes that the Mermaid King has committed have been destroyed.

"They came prepared."

First, the terrorist attack on the Gemini Tower attracted the attention of the people of the galaxy to the first star, and then the attack on the Crescent Bay military fortress.Kidnap the current mermaid king and rescue the former mermaid king.

Then there is the 'Glory of the Galaxy' event, which counts even if the location is set to be a lizard planet.

Finally, through the live broadcast, the truth of the year was told.The public opinion was aroused to the maximum, forcing the government and the military to retry the Mermaid King's case, and even to hold a trial in the galaxy's highest court.

One ring is intertwined with another, the rings are exquisite and inextricable.

When you think this is the final link, you find that there is another trick underneath.

The downside was discovered when the Supreme Court gathered the evidence.

The Mermaid King was indeed the hero who ended the era of Star Wars, but in the subsequent civil strife, he chose the wrong side, and even slaughtered a planet for it.

He hates the rule of the orcs, and believes that the mermaids and lizards should enjoy the supreme power.It even calls for class rule and restores the imperial rule model.

Because mermaids are still ruled by empires, which is a social system rooted in genes.

But this arrogant request was directly rejected by the galaxy, and the mermaid king was furious and chose to fight against the wild beastman.

However, the wild beasts were originally the nemesis of the lizard star people, so the clone army of the mermaid king was finally destroyed under the fire of the wild beasts.

He was also imprisoned in Deep Blue Prison.

The mermaid king killed countless lives for rights during the civil strife, and actively advocated human experiments in an attempt to create a new generation of Lizard Stars who are not afraid of wild orcs.

These crimes are enough to cancel all the merits of the Mermaid King, and put him in the Deep Blue Prison, where he will be imprisoned for life.

"Some time ago, the central holographic database was invaded by a virus program. Although it was rescued in time, all the criminal evidence about the Mermaid King was destroyed."

After saying this, Carat couldn't help sighing: "After this series of events happened, I realized that the military, the government, the royal family... There are shadows of AANT in various places. I can't imagine that they hide so deep, so deep that people The point of fear."

The military department, the government, the royal family, the central holographic database... and the crescent bay fortress, the space station near the lizard planet, all sneaked into the people of AANT.Some even have their families stationed in the triple system and have lived there for decades.

Usually honest, inconspicuous.

Who knew that the critical moment could seriously damage the vitality of the entire galaxy.

"So the mission of the military department is for me to retrieve the destroyed evidence?"

"Yes."

"Where can I find it?"

"Carnival Circus."

Hearing the familiar name, Brother Badger also looked up at Carat.

Clara pushed his glasses: "The first performing troupe in the galaxy, roaming the entire galaxy, never landing. It will always only perform in the starship."

Chu Yu: "I've heard about this group before, saying it has a backstage."

Brother Badger looked up and listened carefully.

Chu Xie squeezed the little badger and explained to him, but also to Carat.

"In fact, the head is the biggest backstage. If he doesn't become a circus head, then there are not only three marshals in the triple galaxy."

This time, not only Carat was surprised, but Brother Badger was also quite surprised.

The marshal is famous and has a high status in the triple galaxy. Even the emperor can't compare to the marshal's status in the hearts of the people.

Therefore, no matter how the government and royal family put people in the military headquarters, they would not be so stupid as to put people next to the marshal.No matter how the civilian factions in the military department and the media criticized Marshal Ye, they couldn't get around the vulgarity of the Marshal, and they only focused on it.

Once someone really criticized Marshal Ye, the media and the civil service faction were the first to use their pens to spray people back.

People who have not experienced the era of Star Wars will never know how desperate it is to be ravaged by Zerg.

As long as there is a marshal, out of reverence and respect for the martyrs, people dare not forget that period of history.

"So the head of the carnival circus has criminal evidence against the fish king?"

Clara nodded.

At first he didn't understand why a circus troupe leader would hold the evidence of the Mermaid King's crime, but now he knew.

Carat was silent for a moment: "I kind of want to know him."

He felt sympathy for the head of the circus in his heart.

A person who has the ability to become a marshal, after the end of Star Wars, he resolutely devoted himself to the profession he loved.And operate the circus as the first performing troupe in the galaxy.

Simply inspiring.

Chu Xie glanced at Carat, who was already in an excited mood of impatiently wanting to meet the head of the circus.

"I happen to have tickets to the Carnival Circus."

Hearing this, Carat looked at Chu Xi excitedly.

"... two."

Carat's face sank, looking back and forth at Chu Ji and Brother Badger.

Brother Badger hugged his tail, took a bite and spat it out, and said, "The one just now still has a ticket. I saw it."

Carat immediately jumped up: "I'm going to find Tang Jia."

Brother Badger was silent for a while: "How does he know who I'm talking about?"

"Ignore him. Baby, let's take a breath."

I am addicted to sucking badgers every day, and I can't extricate myself.

"Are you going to the circus tonight?"

Chu Yu looked at the ticket: "It will start tomorrow night, let's go tomorrow."

It just so happened that the carnival starship was moored near the port of First Star Navigation.

Brother Badger: "AANT is the terrorist organization stationed in the rubble? They were responsible for the last Gemini incident and the Lizard Planet incident?"

Chu Hide nodded.

"Purpose?"

"It's not clear yet."

Brother Badger tilted his head and looked at Chu Ji suspiciously.

Brother Badger in the form of a little milk badger sometimes declines in mental age, but his IQ is still online.

Therefore, he knew that Chu Xiong's vague answer did not lie to him.

At present, the relatively clear purpose of the Lizard Planet incident is to restore the merits that the Mermaid King should enjoy, and at the same time restore the galaxy rights of the Lizard Planet people.

This can be seen on the surface, but Chu Xi can't tell clearly, which means there are other purposes.

But this can also be guessed, after all, such a big deal, the ultimate purpose is to return the merits to others, so AANT might as well switch to a philanthropist.Still be a fart terrorist organization!

"Is the Supreme Court not in the first star?"

Chu Xiong paused for sucking the badger, looked up at the thoughtful little baby, and a slightly surprised light flashed in his eyes.

"Correct."

"The Supreme Court is in session. I remember saying that the emperor, the president and the marshal are required to attend. Is there an ambush?"

The little badger bit his mouth while thinking, bit the fur on his mouth and spat it out in a 'peh pee'.Wrinkling his nose and shaking his head: "No. The important people are all present, so the safety must be guaranteed, and there is nowhere to start an ambush. On the contrary, no one pays attention to the first star... The target of the terrorist organization is the first star? Why? The first star is not important something?"

Chu Xi was quite surprised, he didn't expect the little baby to guess the first star.

It's too clever.

The little baby is really suitable for the Tenth Legion, so smart.

Excited, Chu Xi buried his face in the belly of the little badger again, and sucked hard.

Brother Badger was motionless, his hands and feet were stiff.

To be honest, if this wasn't a big guy in women's clothing, he would have passed by already.

However, their plan was opposed by the Queen.

The Queen: "Chu Yu goes, I have no objection. Little boy, you can't."

Brother Badger sat directly opposite the Queen: "Why?"

Queen: "One day you pass the test of acting skills, I will let you go."

Brother Badger: "The Carnival Circus only stays at Starship Port for five days."

Queen: "Then tell me, what are you going to do?"

Brother Badger plausibly said: "Learn."

Queen: "Hey! What are you learning? Copying from lizardmen? Or learning from the mermaid's natural singing voice? Or learning from the transparency skills of the Patras?"

Brother Badger: "Learn to act."

Queen: "Stay here and study hard!"

The queen's decision cannot be questioned, and she turned around and warned Chu Yu: "Don't abduct him. Otherwise, I will sue my sister-in-law."

Mother Ye is the culprit of the two of them.

Brother Badger looked indifferent, while Chu Hide looked indifferent.

In one afternoon, the queen was tortured by the two and went crazy.

"Fuck, Ye Mihuan, you fucking ate my heroine?!"

Brother Badger spat out the bone and opened his mouth.

Chu Xi hurriedly cut off a piece of roasted 'heroine' meat and stuffed it into Brother Badger's mouth.

Brother Badger: "Isn't it edible?"

"..."

It is edible, no, no... it is edible, but it is the embodiment of the 'heroine'.

"Can't you eat it?"

……Can.

Why can the cute little milk badger be so cruel?

But it's also so cruel that people can't refuse.

Brother Badger looked at the real heroine while eating, tilted his head, and smiled at her.

Crunchy taste.

The heroine burst into tears, "Mom, I'm afraid."

He eats snakes!

He is a monster!

In the end, the heroine couldn't bear the psychological pressure, and the whole snake heart collapsed.

The Queen pointed back and forth at Brother Badger and Chu Yu with trembling hands.

The two had no psychological burden and hiccupped.

Damn it!

"Get out! Get out of here, both of you!"

So both of them left shyly.