interstellar flat head brother

Luo Qiang almost smashed the binoculars by mistake: "Little milk badger?"

Brother Badger shook his tail, lay flat on the ground with all four limbs, and looked up at the gatekeeper.

Hey!

Hurry up and kneel down to worship Brother Badger!Dead fluff control!

The gatekeeper swallowed his saliva, his eyes were a little blurred, his right hand was trembling and he was about to stretch out.When reaching halfway, the left hand slapped the right hand fiercely and held it.Turning around viciously, he shouted angrily: "It's you military students again! If you don't take the right path, you want to take shortcuts all day long! I won't be fooled again, never!"

"Although it looks cuter than a cat beast... what breed is it? No, the old man will never touch it, and it will never suck it. The old man no longer likes things with long hair, and the old man doesn't like all things with long hair——no , No, don’t try to seduce me. Are you a honey badger? I know, I’ve watched that show, but I’ve never liked honey badgers...even the little milk badgers—you military school students don’t let me catch..."

Brother Badger sat up on both hands and feet, and tilted his head to look at the gatekeeper.

I don't quite understand what he's doing here and there, thinking about it and walking upside down.

Is it another neurosis?

Ow?

"Ah, ah, evildoer!"

The gatekeeper accused Brother Badger, and then looked at Brother Badger's pure and innocent eyes.

Two seconds later, he knelt down.

"Little meat claws, soft." The gatekeeper knelt down in front of the little milk badger with tears in his eyes.

The little lady badger was lying down, her 'pure and flawless' eyes seemed to be looking at a mentally handicapped person.

"Once I take a sip, I will just take a sip. I will stop after taking a sip, and I will definitely quit. I am not the kind of person who does not keep his word. Really, just take a sip."

The indifference of the little milk badger like a lady: "No."

The sound of milk is milky, so cute!

The gatekeeper is very eager: "How can I give it to me?"

"Equivalent exchange."

The gatekeeper showed a vigilant look: "I won't do anything that breaks the law."

Brother Badger looked at the gatekeeper with contempt, and then took out a blank piece of paper: "Stamp!"

The white paper is a pass to freely enter and exit the tutor building, and it needs to be stamped by the gatekeeper.

There was a struggling expression on the gatekeeper's face: "You are not an equal exchange, right? The goods are not the right one... Otherwise, you will suck me for two hours?"

Brother Badger sneered: "I love it or not."

With a swish, he retracted the paper, got up and wanted to leave.

The gatekeeper hurriedly stopped him: "Cover, cover, cover here."

After speaking, he took out a seal from his pocket and stamped it on.He moaned and sighed as he covered it, and then laughed when he finished covering it, wanting to pounce on it so lewdly.

As a result, he fainted as soon as he touched the little milk badger.

Before he passed out, he struggled and yelled out with his rotten vocal cords: "The old people lie, they have no conscience. You will have retribution—"

Brother Badger stepped on the gatekeeper's face and left without mercy.

Wang Sheng, Wei Zhang and Aya, who were hiding, watched the whole process and sighed: The power of the milk badger should not be underestimated.

After safely entering the gate of the teacher's building, the three of them gave Brother Badger a thumbs up.

Brother Badger is mighty.

Luo Qiang was dumbfounded: "I didn't expect such an operation to happen."

In the past, they used cats and beasts to confuse the gatekeeper, and sprayed hallucinogens on the cats and beasts.When the gatekeeper took a breath and fell straight, they quickly slipped in.

Generally speaking, the gatekeeper can only be stunned for more than ten seconds, so every time is against time.

You even have to worry about being discovered by a reconnaissance plane, and you have to sneak in when you go in.Where is it like Brother Badger and the others, swaggering.

Send back the part captured by the remote camera, and connect it to the holographic playback.

After reading it again, Luo Qiang still felt that Brother Badger was simply a talent... no, Badger!

"Wait." Ike said suddenly, "Rewind ten seconds...pause."

Luo Qiang: "What is this?"

The screen paused when the gatekeeper took out his seal and stamped it. There was a large red seal on the white paper.

Ike zoomed in on the big red seal, adjusting it to clarity.

After the two finished watching, they were speechless for a while.

Luo Qiang: "...you are so lucky."

After entering the gate of the teacher's building, I found that the inside is not simple, it is too big.

Several buildings are hidden among the intricate trees, and the names of the buildings are not even marked.

Fortunately, there are no reconnaissance planes or patrol robots in the teacher's building. Unfortunately, all the instructors live in the teacher's building.

"Shh, this is the Longtan Tiger's Den. The people living in it are all complexes of perverted devils... By the way, have you memorized the map yet?"

Wang Sheng turned his head while asking, and then looked at the expressions of the three people behind him.

From 'oh, map. 'to' Huh, map? 'Again', map! ', and finally stayed at 'beautiful and ignorant'.

Wang Sheng couldn't help asking: "Didn't I ask you to memorize the map when I came here? Didn't you say you wrote down the road map?"

Three people: "Remember."

Wang Sheng had an ominous premonition: "What is the route? How to get there?"

Aya: "...Go straight."

Wei Zhang: "Go when you see the road."

Brother Badger: "Brother Badger, do you need a way?"

Wang Sheng: "..."

I shouldn't have believed you.

Wang Sheng: "Let's take a detour. Our goal is the vice principal's office, and the other instructors and directors will be handed over to others...Brother Badger, what are you doing?"

Brother Badger was about to rush out: "Brother Badger leads the way."

"No. No need." Wang Sheng refused indifferently: "I will lead the way, and you all follow me...don't be left behind!"

I feel like a nanny.

Wang Sheng was very tired.

The two pouted at each other, they wanted to go on a rampage more than sneaky running routes.

It's not that they don't remember the road map, it's just that they think it's more fun not to remember the road map.If you bump into some director, instructor, or mentor, do a big job, and feel like digging for a treasure.

Very excited.

Wang Sheng: Not at all!Shut up!go now!Don't be silly!

Wang Sheng had done his homework long before, wrote down all the route maps, and even asked many seniors to list the best routes.Therefore, I didn't meet anyone at all along the way, only them, unimpeded.

Wang Sheng searched for shadows all the way to hide himself, but Brother Badger, Wei Zhang and Aya walked swaggeringly, not afraid of being discovered at all.

"...do you remember that we are here to commit crimes?"

Wei Zhang was surprised: "Are we here to commit a crime?"

"No, it's not... I mean, we should hide our whereabouts most now."

Brother Badger sat firmly on top of Wei Zhang's head, and asked, "Why?"

"Because if we were found out, credits would be deducted."

"If you catch the tutors, you can also get credits."

"Aya, don't take bad badger brother. Do you think mentors are so easy to catch? All of them are masters above the eighth level of evolution."

Brother Badger: "A master?"

"...Brother Badger, if you want to fight, fight again during the day. Credits are the most important thing now."

Brother Badger flicked his tail: "Of course Brother Badger knows, Brother Badger didn't want to fight."

"...You guys, hurry up and go to the shadows, okay?"

"No."

Wang Sheng was severely rejected again, but fortunately, he did not encounter any danger along the way.

"Fortunately, the vice principal's office is in a relatively remote place, otherwise it would be impossible to get here so quickly."

"The vice principal... who is it?"

"It is said that he is a civil servant, and some say that he is the top expert in the Second Military Academy. There are also rumors that he is a relative of the emperor through the back door."

"So much gossip?"

"There are different opinions. But the vice-principal is indeed more mysterious than the principal. It is said that he has not shown up since he took office."

"...Let's be honest, Wang Sheng. Did you choose to attack the vice principal because you wanted to see who he really is?"

"Hey hey hey."

Well, half a catty.

When entering a jungle, Brother Badger, who was lying on top of Wei Zhang's head, suddenly turned his head and glanced at the teacher's building behind him which was plunged into darkness.

With a 'tsk' sound, he turned around and fell down again.

Wei Zhang: "Brother Badger, are you bored?"

Brother Badger: "No."

Wei Zhang: "Why don't I tell you a joke."

"To shut up!"

"Okay Badger."

After their figures disappeared, the quiet teacher's building seemed to come alive, and there were one or two comments from time to time.

"Hey, freshmen are so sensitive these days."

"Have we been discovered?"

"Impossible. If you find out, you still walk the right path so brazenly? Now the freshmen are getting more and more arrogant, but it's a pity that the ability is not as good as every class."

"That's not necessarily the case. At least I'm brave enough to challenge that one."

"Hahaha, I can't wait to hear the screams."

"Tsk tsk tsk, probably another old student cheated in the military academy forum. Vice principal, can you mess with him?"

"Hahaha, they must not know. The vice principal is a monster that cannot be messed with in the Second Military Academy."

"Huh? A group of freshmen have come in, why not?"

"I won't go, I come twice a week. It's boring and a waste of time every time. By the way, can the gatekeeper do it? If not, just change."

"It's miserable for you to speak ill of the gatekeeper."

"Tch! He has to pretend to be the gatekeeper every time, and he is fooled every time. As a fuzzy man, he should obediently be the principal. Doesn't he just want to be surrounded by cute fluffy things when he runs to be the gatekeeper? It's just his little thought. "

Brother Badger looked up: "This is the vice principal's office?"

Wang Sheng raised his head: "This is here on the map."

Aya raised her head: "Maverick."

Wei Zhang didn't dare to look up, there was a badger on top of his head: "The vice principal's office is on the top of the mountain? Are we going to climb up?"

"Come here, of course you have to climb."

Brother Badger jumped down and landed on the ground.

In front of them was a knife-like mountain wall, steep and severe, and the top of the mountain wall could not be seen, falling into the night sky like a black curtain.

Brother Badger was silent.

Along the way, all the instructor's dormitory buildings are normal, even the principal's building is one of the landmark buildings in the Second Military Academy.Only the vice-principal's office is usually built on a steep cliff.

This... has a kind of snake spirit.

Wei Zhang climbed to a height of about three meters and turned around: "Brother Badger?"

Brother Badger stood up: "Here we come."

Looking up at the seemingly endless mountain wall, Brother Badger took a few steps back, swooped, jumped, and stepped on the protruding stones.

The protruding stones are very small, and if you are in human form, you must not step on them. Even if you grab them with your hands, the stones are likely to break out.But there is only one little milk badger, and it doesn't weigh much.Step on the stone easily, and the stone does not loosen at all.

Stepping on six or seven protruding stones, he jumped to a height of five or six meters, surpassing Wang Sheng and the others.Jumping upwards in the air, the sharp claws stretched out from the flesh pads, inserted into the mountain wall, and fixed the figure.

The small body swayed a few times, and then began to swing more and more.Finally, he used his inertia to throw himself five or six meters high, stepped on the protruding stones, and quickly and flexibly jumped between the steep mountain walls.

It disappeared in just a few minutes.

The people below were dumbfounded.

As expected of Brother Badger.

A little milk badger is still faster than others when climbing the mountain wall.

Wei Zhang stared blankly for a while, and suddenly thought of something, and turned himself into a half-beast.Flying between the mountain walls like Brother Badger, the speed is much faster.

Most importantly, the half-beast body is more flexible and its balance is easier to control.

"Wang Sheng, Aya, you should be half-beasts too. It's easier."

Wang Sheng and Aya looked at each other, and then followed the semi-animal state.

I have to say that this is indeed easier than the pure human form.

Soon, the four climbed to the top of the mountain.

There is a modern building on the top of the mountain, which has a very heavy metal feel.

Wei Zhang touched his chin: "It feels like entering some strange doctor's house."

Aya: "We are the Justice Squad."

Wang Sheng: "Don't be stupid, we are guinea pigs who have thrown themselves into the trap."

The two looked at Wang Sheng together and gave him two upside down thumbs.

Brother Badger sighed: "Brother Badger has an ominous premonition."

He smelled of snake spirit disease.

"Let's go."

The building occupies almost the entire top of the mountain. When their hands touched the gate, the gate opened automatically, and they expressed their welcome in a very humane way.

Wei Zhang spouted the flowers stuffed into his mouth: "I hate flowers. Especially roses."

Aya set fire without saying a word.

Gate: "Woman, you're playing with fire."

Aya: "..."

Fuck it!

Brother Badger jumped onto the climbing frame placed at the door and said, "Aya, the fire can't burn the door."

The gate is made of special metal materials, and the little energy brought by Aya is not enough to burn a high-temperature flame.

Aya was discouraged.

The gate: "Oh, yo, the kid is so cute, come here for brother｜Da... hiss... beep beep..."

After scrambling for a while, the door said again: "Hello, cute kid. Would you like tea or a drink?"

Brother Badger took out the only weapon that Xu had assembled for him, the high-energy fusion autoclave.Aim at the gate and shoot: "You are so fucking young!"

A bang blew the door into pieces.

Gate: Wronged.

Brother Badger turned his head, and Aya and Wei Zhang Qi Qi gave him four thumbs up.

Nice job.

The owner's fully electronic life housekeeping system Nicholas Chusi: Hey, this is so fucking cruel.The master clearly said that the little master is very soft and cute.

Chu Snake Essence who secretly peeked at the screen: Ahhh, so cute!I really want to suck!

The aloof Chu San: Stupid housekeeping system.

I don't know if it was because of Brother Badger's sharp blow, but he didn't encounter any strange obstacles from entering the hall to going upstairs.

A few people still have a little regret.

Until the four of them walked up a long spiral corridor on the fourth floor and entered the corridor, as if they had passed through another space.Because other places are designed with a very obvious cold metal feeling, but here there are only black and white.

It forms a lattice shape and has a strong retro flavor.

They stepped into the corridor, and suddenly Wei Zhang, who was walking at the end, uttered 'Fuck', and then his voice was cut off and disappeared.

Brother Badger and the others turned their heads and only had time to see the top of Wei Zhang's head.The hallway is closed again.

Wang Sheng: "There are traps."

Aya knelt down and tapped the ground: "Do you want to save Wei Zhang?"

Wang Sheng: "Can you open it?"

Aya: "The handwriting of the mechanism is like a master craftsman invited from the mechanical star. The traces can be seen, and it is generally difficult to open."

"Get out of the way." Brother Badger picked up his assembled weapon again: "Use this to bomb."

Chu Si was so frightened that the electric current of an electronic heart was out of order for a few seconds, almost blowing up his whole body.He said in a panic, "Don't."

Brother Badger looked up: "Who?"

There was a long silence, a silent confrontation.

After more than three seconds, Brother Badger pulled the trigger.

Chu Si was about to cry: "Please don't move."

Brother Badger: "Call me Dad."

Chu Si: "Father."

Brother Badger: "Open it. Spit out the idiot you just swallowed."

The mechanized electronic voice was a little embarrassed: "Well, I can't spit it out."

"That's still blasting away."

"If you blast away, Dad, you will fall too."

"what?"

"It's mainly because the master craftsman who built the mechanism was drinking while building it. In the end, half of the project was completed, and when the other half of the project was about to be completed..."

"Ok?"

"Alcohol poisoning, dead."

"What's down here?"

"Under the cliff."

A long silence, a silent mourning.

Brother Badger turned around, pulled the remaining chrysanthemum from the top of Aya's head and placed it where Wei Zhang fell.

"Deeply mourned and forever remembered."

Aya and Wang Sheng followed suit, then turned around and left, and very quickly forgot that there was a mentally handicapped in their team, whose name was Wei Zhizhang.

Aya: "It doesn't seem like Wei is mentally retarded."

Brother Badger: "Wei Brat? Wei Zhixi?"

Wang Sheng: "Two words."

"Wei stupid? Wei stupid? Forget it, it doesn't matter."

"Then what's important?"

"Living in the moment."

Wang Sheng and Aya applauded.

Chu Si also applauded wildly: Dad is a great philosopher.

The calm image of the little milk badger is about to break through the screen.

Chu Snake, who was peeking at the screen secretly: ...Little baby can't even remember the names of the team members, can you still remember my face?Sure enough, coming back was the right decision.

Wei Zhang, who was imprisoned in the black prison under the mountain: "When will Brother Badger come to save me?"

Simply silly.

When they reached the fifth floor, both Wang Sheng and Aya fell into the trap.

Brother Badger: "Sure enough, I'll blow you to death."

Chu Si wept wildly: "Father, believe me. My son is innocent, and it's all due to the alcoholic master craftsman. His fault, my son will not blame."

Brother Badger: "None of my business."

After speaking, a shot bombarded the electronic sound on the wall.

Chu Si: ...or how about feigning death?

Brother Badger kicked at the other wall: "Speak."

Chu Si: "!!!!"

Brother Badger: "Tear down the whole building if you don't say anything."

Chu Si: ... Wozhinima, where did you find such an awesome father?

"Say, say what?"

"Who is your master?"

"The vice-principal of the Second Military Academy. A legendary man. The domineering lord who controls the economic lifeline of the entire galaxy, the Lord of Darkness—"

"Chu snake mental illness?"

"How do you know?" Chu Si screamed, but he tried his best to turn the tide: "No, how could Dad say that Chu Snake is mentally ill? Chu Snake is not a Snake at all, he is not a Snake. A little bit of snake spirit—"

"Beep, beep, and kill you."

"... Dad is mighty."

As for why Brother Badger was absolutely sure that he was Chu Xie at once, he had no doubts at all.Of course it's because the one who is obsessed with the overlord's character design is Chu Xiong.

"Where is he?"

"The seventh floor."

Brother Badger walked a few steps, and asked again as if thinking of something, "Chu Xie can see me and hear my voice, right?"

"Yes."

Brother Badger nodded, and raised his middle finger to the air...the sharp nails in the middle.

Chu Yin: "..."

Slowly covering her face, a little shy: "Baby, do you want to fuck me?"

Brother Badger almost fell down.

The brain circuits are clear.

Except for the organs on the fourth floor that cannot be controlled, Chu Si can control the organs on the other floors.So Brother Badger ran all the way to the seventh floor unimpeded, and Chu Si opened the door first when he was about to kick the door.

His battered body couldn't take the blow anymore.

Brother Badger looked up and saw Chu Xiong's tall body, with the lights hitting his back.

Chu Xi raised his hand with a gentle expression: "Baby, come here and give me a hug."

It's like a god standing in the stars, powerful and invincible, but giving all the love to the fragile little lover.Light up the stars for him, for him—

"To shut up."

Chu San was extremely indifferent, and stopped the background sound with no ups and downs.

Brother Badger jumped into Chu Xiong's arms in three steps at a time, and stuck his paw on Chu Xiong's face: "Aren't you lying in the First Star Special Hospital?"

Chu Xie said affectionately, "For you, I overcame my fear of the repair cabin."

Both of Badger's paws were snoring towards Chu Xiong's face, and Ma De was mentally retarded.

Chu Yu was beaten, but his mood got better and better.

Because the little baby didn't stick out his sharp nails when his paws were snoring towards his face.

Chu Yu was happy, and kissed the little baby badger hard on the forehead.

One sip, very loud.

"..."

"... Aww!"

Chu Hide smiled idiotically against the three paw prints on his cheeks.

Men in love, huh.

"Are you the vice principal of the Second Military Academy?"

"Yeah."

Brother Badger threw down a blank piece of paper: "Stamp it."

The rule is that you can get credits if you stamp the chapter.

"Okay, no problem. But watch a movie with me first."

Brother Badger flicked his tail and refused: "There is access control."

"I'm here. Vice-principal, I have the final say. Mmm Chirp."

Brother Badger dodged in disgust: "Why did you become the vice principal of the Second Military Academy again?"

Sitting cross-legged on the floor, Chu Xie seemed to feel a little uncomfortable, so he stretched out his long legs and changed into a more comfortable position.

Hearing this, he said, "The original vice-principal was General Wang, but he was later transferred to the Crescent Bay military fortress."

"Then why you?"

Chu Xie sighed, "Because I'm the most handsome."

The little badger swept Chu Gian's face with his big tail, and laughed at him for lying and being shameless.

"Okay, because I'm the most free."

Chu Xi hugged the little badger and gently smoothed his fur.

"The most free, the least visible."