[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

"James Sirius Potter is a good boy."

"No, he's not."

"He is kind and sincere, optimistic and generous, and takes great care of his friends and relatives."

"But what he most often brings back to his brother is a toilet seat."

"If someone comes to ask a question that he doesn't understand, he always tells it wholeheartedly."

"But the answer was never right."

"If someone needs something from him, he will give it to him without hesitation."

"Yes, and then the other party flew into the sky with a 'boom'."

"Even if it's like the above, he's still your good friend, isn't he?"

"So as a good friend, what are you going to sneak in my apple pie?" Joe stared at his plate and someone in front of it.

"Of course it's... a popping bean." James laughed. "Believe me, for good friends who are sorted into Slytherin, doing so can effectively prevent them from going the way of the devil."

"But obviously you are the devil."

Qiao has to say that she has encountered many wonderful people and things in her life.Leaving aside the crazy life in the second half of her life, in the first 15 years of her life, the weirdest, most hateful and least thingy guy she met was James Sirius Potter.

The first time I saw this guy was in Diagon Alley.Joe and he first met apple pie and established a good friendship.Then this kind of relationship changed after the first report to the school, when the sorting hat called out the word "Slytherin".

That fellow James was a Gryffindor, like his father, and he said his family were all brave Gryffindors.However, he felt that his brother was likely to be sorted into Slytherin, so he prepared the toilet seat in advance.If his brother Albus did get sorted into Slytherin, he'd let the toilet seat take root on his neck ever since.

Joe didn't know these things before, and James didn't tell her about it, and he still smiled every day, and came to play with her when he had nothing to do, so she naturally felt that the friendship between the two was the same as before.

James is a generous friend who loves sharing things with her.He usually got these things from his uncle's shop, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes.Jo had never been to that store, and heard that the things in it were very expensive. Because of this, she felt even more sorry for James, because she didn't have anything good to share with him, so when he said to do it, she felt sorry for James. Whenever there is any experiment, I will take the initiative to help.

Then throughout the first grade, she unfortunately became James' test subject countless times.

Once or twice is fine, ten or eight times is fine, but after thirty or fifty times, Joe will know that he is being tricked no matter how stupid he is.She was so angry at one point that she even wanted to break up with James, but that guy saved her life not long after second year started.

It was supposed to be a holiday that day.Joe plans to take advantage of the vacation to go out to earn some extra money. Although Hogwarts basically has no tuition fees to pay, books and living expenses are always required.Joe herself has no source of income, so she usually thinks about part-time jobs when she is free. This time she went to a wizard's farm to help pick apples.

The apples grown by wizards are always different from ordinary people. For example, these apples have some bad habits, like biting people, eating rabbits, biting birds, and screaming loudly.Based on his love for apples, Joe graciously endured these shortcomings, picked them one by one with iron gloves, and put them carefully in the basket.As a result, the apples were picked because they didn't bite her for a long time, and they became very irritable. After roaring in the basket for a while, they actually fit together and turned into an apple troll, planning to swallow Joe into his stomach.

The troll turned into ten baskets of apples was a very terrifying monster, and the apple seed bombs it spit out were enough to beat Joe's face all over.The farmer-wizard scares away the troll at the sight of it, leaving Joe alone to fight the apple troll.Just when she was about to be unable to resist and was hit by an apple seed bomb, James who didn't know when followed suddenly appeared, grabbed Joe and hid in an invisibility cloak.

The apple troll had no eyes, ears or nose, and could not detect Joe's traces through the five senses.In addition, at this time, the banana troll on the nearby farm defeated the farmer wizard and came here across the border. The two sides fought a big battle. In the end, both sides were injured, and Joe and James took the opportunity to escape.

After this battle, Joe not only stopped picking apples in strange places, but also restored the broken friendship with James.In the end, this guy started to trick her again, and he pretended to help her adapt to the crises that often appeared around her.Of course, Joe didn't always sit still. She was tricked a lot, and gradually became more careful and prepared. She was often able to expose some of James' tricks and mastered a lot of weird witchcraft during this period.Among them, refining medicine has made the most progress, and he has also mastered the Transformation Curse and a small amount of witchcraft that can only be learned by seniors.

The whole second grade passed in their open and secret struggles, and the relationship between Joe and James was still not bad.However, she invites James to stay at her house for two weeks during the holidays, and manages to make him vomit on apples.

In retaliation, James added nosebleed nougat to her lunch at the start of third grade.After eating this kind of sugar, the water you drink will flow out of your nose and turn as bright red as blood, which looks terrible.James threatened to ask Joe to dance a goat dance in the restaurant in front of everyone before he would give her the antidote, but Joe refused, so he turned to the witchcraft book and prepared to refine the antidote.However, someone had tampered with her cauldron and put deer hair in it.The contents and page numbers of the borrowed witchcraft book were also tampered with. As a result, after drinking the antidote, Joe directly turned into a deer.

No student thought it would be a good thing to be a deer, and neither did Joe.But when she hurried to find the school doctor, she accidentally entered another world after going through the stairwell.

Sure enough, there is always a price to pay for making a bad friend.When the dwarves put the iron pot on, Joe thought so in his heart.

But she didn't blame him either.Because, he didn't mean to.

She knew that guy was bullying and playing tricks on her, but she didn't really want her to be in danger.

A friend is a friend, even if the other person is a demon.

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In front of the stairwell of Hogwarts, there was also a boy sitting today as usual.In front of him was the Marauder's Map, and in his pocket was the antidote and apple pie.

Every get out of class time, he would sit here, waiting for a person who had been officially issued a disappearance order by the school and would probably never show up again.