[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

The next day, Jo was awakened by the gentle voice of a female elf, who brought her a bowl of soup.When sitting up, Joe felt that his head hurt for no reason, but after drinking the soup, it relieved a lot.

What a fine elf, Jo thought.So she wrote under her body with her hoof, trying to thank the elf.As a result, when she lowered her head, she was surprised to find that she was not lying in the grass nest in the garden, but lying on a white bed with a quilt lying across her body.Oh no, this should be a robe big enough to be a quilt.

Jo jumped off the bed quickly, not quite understanding how she had slept on the Elven King's bed, and covered his clothes.If I think about it carefully, I can vaguely remember that I rushed late yesterday, and then the elf king seemed to ask her to talk to her while taking a bath, and I forgot the rest.It seems that the Elf King is not in the room, maybe he suddenly wanted to sleep outside after taking a bath, so he gave up the room to himself?

Qiao really couldn't remember what happened last night, and the room was cleaned up, and there was nothing to make her feel emotional, so she simply pretended that this had never happened, and walked out of the palace.

Outside the elves were packing their luggage, and they put heavy cloth on the carriage to cover the items inside.Joe noticed that the things that had been bulging under the curtains were inexplicably much less.However, the area around the mountain range obviously didn't look as eerie and weird as yesterday. Presumably, these elves did a lot of things while she was sleeping.

It was time to go, but there was no elf to saddle Jo up.Another large snow-white horse received the treatment, with a silver belt strangled with gold stars on its head.The Elf King put on a new travel suit, stepped on the white horse as if no one else was there, led the elves out of the palace, turned around and walked towards the long lake.

From the beginning to the end, the elf king didn't even look at Joe.Grant looked at them back and forth several times with surprise on his face, but he didn't say anything.The elves lined up in a neat square and moved forward in an orderly manner. Only Joe was not assigned any tasks and was not given a space for her in the line, so he had to follow outside step by step.

what happened?Did she offend the Elf King yesterday?Joe's mind was a little messed up.For a while, she felt that it was just right that the Elf King didn't ride her, because she didn't want to be someone else's mount, even if it weighed only one-third of a bag of apples.But after putting aside his personal selfishness, the dwarf's gold coins and magic pocket appeared in Joe's mind.She can't give up her lofty goals just because of the pain in her back!If there is no today of walking painfully under the Elf King, there will be no tomorrow of becoming a human and returning home!

Joe suppressed his excitement, pulled himself together, and began to walk around the Elf King cheekily.Going around once, twice, three times... the Elf King held his head high, always turning a blind eye to her.

Could it be that I have practiced invisibility without knowing it?Joe was a little tangled, so he walked quietly to Andrew's side, and pressed his horn against his waist.

Andrew: "Get out, I'll beat you if I get in the way!"

Well, it appears to be visible.But why did the Elven King ignore her?Jo couldn't figure it out, but she couldn't talk, and she couldn't ask.After finally getting the elves to take a break in the middle, Joe hurried to Grant's side, writing and drawing on the ground with his hoof to tell him something.Grant was very conflicted, he didn't really want to meddle in the deer's business.He heard a little bit about what happened last night. It is said that the deer got too drunk and went crazy with alcohol, and made a big fuss in the palace. In the end, the king was kicked out by it. The deer occupied the king's bed and slept all night...

But the deer looked at him pitifully here, and if he refused to agree, he would bite his hem and refused to let him go, and even bribed him with his lunch (a handful of grass).Considering that the deer had been circling the king all morning, but was ignored, Grant thought it was very pitiful.In addition, he was so entangled that he couldn't do anything about it. In the end, Grant had no choice but to go to the Elf King and convey a message to him: "My lord, the deer asked me to ask, why don't you ride it?"

After the Elf King heard this, his face became very strange.It doesn't seem to be angry, but it's definitely not happy. On the contrary, it seems a little distorted...Grant felt that he must have misread it. How could he feel that the king's hand was shaking?How could such an abnormal scene appear on his stalwart and wise king!

Fortunately, the abnormal phenomenon that happened to the Elf King disappeared quickly.He also poured himself a glass of wine calmly, then put it down as soon as he picked it up, as if he remembered something.In short, after doing all this, the Elf King turned his head with a calm face, and said to him, "Tell that deer, it can do whatever it wants, just don't appear in front of me again."

It seems that the king is really angry.Grant clicked his tongue, and went back to tell Hualu.But that fellow Hualu refused to give up, and continued to ask him to help pass the message to the Elf King.Grant didn't want to continue anymore, so the flower deer rolled and cried on the ground. This guy was thick-skinned, but Grant was afraid of being watched, so he had no choice but to continue to be his messenger pigeon, resentfully risking being reprimanded Come to find the Elf King, express Hualu and ask: Does it count as working seriously for the Elf King?Will the rewards still be issued?It signed a contract with the king. If the elf king doesn't keep the contract, will the reward be doubled?

These words were too much, the Elf King's complexion was a bit abnormal (slightly reddened), but after hearing these words, he immediately returned to normal (turned black).He asked Grant to call the deer over, and then the deer began to write Elven language with its hooves, and the two sides communicated.Grant, who was evading in the distance, looked at his king's weirdness, and was unwilling to look directly at the deer. He moved around and finally stopped on the ground.Then looking at the words written by the deer's hoof, the color of the face began to change again and again, and finally it was frozen in blue.

Obviously, the king was mad at the deer again...

Soon after, the mission of the flower deer was reset.The king still refused to ride it, but sent it to pull the cart, taking the place of the removed horse.But for some reason, not long after leaving, the king stopped the team again and replaced the flower deer. He didn't let it pull the cart or do anything else, just let it walk beside him.

It's really strange...Grant thought, he has never seen the king so accommodating to anyone, let alone a big horned deer.Although normally no one would dare to provoke him like this.

"It seems that the incident is true." Andrew came over on his horse, "You see, the king is so special to this deer, maybe there is something really wrong with this deer."

"What's the problem?" Grann asked in surprise, "You don't mean it's about a traitor, do you? The king has already said that this deer didn't harm Antal."

"It's not that." Andrew shook his head, "It's about Antal. He became very strange when he saw this deer recently. We have asked many times, but we haven't found the reason. You know, I and Antar lives very close, so when I went to find him the night before yesterday, I heard him talking in his sleep, but I didn't understand the specific content, but it seemed to be related to this deer."

"Antal dreams about this deer?" Grant's eyes became a little strange.Andrew didn't notice it, and continued: "Yes. He also said that he saw a pink light on the deer."

"Pink……"

"Yes." Andrew said, "Antale has nightmares every day because of this deer."

everyday……

Grant turned his head silently.

You must report this matter to the king!

[Half a Spoiler] What to do if a subordinate falls in love with a strange thing

Because of something that happened not long ago, the Elven King felt it necessary to have a private conversation with one of the elves under his command.He has some bad premonitions, although it feels absurd, but precautions have always been the elf king's code of conduct.

So on a calm night, Antal was wrapped in a quilt and quietly sent to the Elf King's bedroom. Then, he was turned red and scented with candles. Ten months later, the Green Leaf Prince was born... ... Crackling... The author has tuned his brain to the correct channel.

Because of some ulterior motives of the Elf King, Antal was quietly summoned into the Elf King's bedroom on a dark and windy night.And because of the ulterior nature of these thoughts of the Elf King, they were turned into some questions to quietly evaluate Antal's inner thoughts from the side.

first question.

Elf King: Antal, do you like deer?

Antal: I like it, the deer is the cutest!

Elf King: ...

Conclusion: He said without hesitation that he likes deer, and also praised the deer as "the cutest". It seems that the deer has a very high degree of favorability in his heart.

Add one star to the level of danger.

second question.

Elf King: Antal, which one do you think is better, a deer or an elf?

Antal: All good.

Elf King: You can only choose one.

Antar (touching his chin with his hand in confusion): But I really think both are good, can't I choose both?

Elf King: ...

Conclusion: It is impossible to judge the status of deer and elves, which shows that deer has reached the same status as elves in his heart.

Add two stars to the degree of danger.

Third question.

Elf King: Do you think it would be better to live with deer than with elves?

Antal: I think it is better for everyone to live together.

Elf King: ...you can only choose one to live with.

Antal: Then the deer.

Elf King: But the lifespan of a deer is only a few decades, and an elf is immortal.

Antal: I will take good care of it when it is alive, but death is also something that can’t be helped. It will be fine to change to a new deer and live with it.

Elf King: ...

Conclusion: Scumbag!

Add three stars to the degree of danger.

Fourth question.

Elf King: Let's not mention race and other things... If you have to choose, do you prefer the deer in the garden or the deer in the forest?

Antares: Of course it is the deer in the garden, how cute and fluffy!

Elven King: But those are big horned deer...

Antal: Yes, yes, only those with horns are cute.

Elf King: But all horns are stags...

Antal: Yes yes, the stag is the cutest!

Elf King: ...

Conclusion: There is something wrong with this kid's orientation...

Add four stars to the level of danger.

last question.

Elf King: Antar, do you have anything you want to tell me about that deer?

Antal: ?

Elf King: For example, what happened between you.

Antal: ?

Elf King: For example, why do you look frightened when you see it.

Antal: ?

Elven King: ...just tell me how you feel every time you see it.

Antal: Well, a very special feeling, that is, my mind is blank, like fireworks exploded, as if my heart has been shocked, and I can’t think of anything for a while...

Elf King: ...

The Elf King quickly opened the "Elf Love Guide" in his hand.

Conclusion: It is completely consistent with the "love at first sight" written in the book.

The degree of danger is infinite.

Handling method: 1. Prohibit Antar from doing any work related to deer, and arrange for him courses on "the same gender cannot love each other", "different races cannot love each other" and "the road to scumbag men's reformation".

2. Check whether the big-horned deer in the garden have any improper behaviors such as smearing paint, winking at elves, etc., and resolutely put an end to the unhealthy trends related to this.

3. Add content such as "Don't be human or beast, or you will be invited to drink tea by the police uncle" in the elf textbook, and the education should start from the baby.