[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

The deer was originally standing obliquely on the side of the wall, but at this moment it twisted its hoof, turned its body over in a strange posture, firmly caught the wine glass with the tip of its hoof, stretched it towards itself, and said loudly: " Cheers!"

But of course the Elven King didn't understand. He only heard a strange cry from the deer in his ears, so he picked up the wine glass and tried to drink it down.It's a pity that its posture is not convenient, and most of the glass of wine spilled on the ground.After pouring out the wine, the deer looked a little dissatisfied, and threw the wine glass towards him!

The Elf King's eyes flashed, and his body had already moved to the side.The wine glass hit the wall of the palace behind him, smashed to pieces, and made a loud noise at the same time.

Although the cup was smashed by the deer himself, the deer was startled by the sound and fell from the wall for a while.The wood elves outside seemed to hear the sound inside, but the elf king didn't speak, and everyone knew that the deer had entered, and thought it was the king who was angry at the deer and smashed the cup, so they silently regarded themselves as deaf.

Hualu seemed to fall a little hard when he fell, and he kicked his legs on the ground for a long time without getting up.Because of its strange behavior before, the Elf King didn't just approach it casually, but even took two steps back to observe it from a distance.Sure enough, the flower deer struggled for a while, seemed a little impatient, and suddenly rolled on the ground, jumping up with the strength of the rolling.Then he turned his head and looked around, his eyes locked on him suddenly, he actually planed down the ladder, and ran towards him!

The distance between them was already short, and the deer ran fast.It was too late for the Elf King to dodge, his brows were raised up for a while, and he drew his sword backhanded!The moment the long sword was unsheathed, the flower deer had already jumped on him, put two hooves on his shoulders, and then bit his hair.

The Elf King's sword touched the deer's soft abdomen, and the sharp point of the sword even pierced the skin, dripping a few drops of bright red blood.As long as he pushes harder again, this silver light can pass through the back of the deer with patterns and spots!

For the enemy, the Elven King will never hold back!It was precisely because of this cleanliness that he was able to lead the wood elves back from the alliance battle!

But this time, he still held back.

Maybe it was because the deer didn't have any killing intent when it rushed over, or maybe it was because of something else, his thinking speed was much slower.But before the long sword in the Elf King's hand had any force, the deer had already jumped down, and the flower in its mouth was gone, replaced by a long platinum hair.

"&*△◇☆." The deer twisted its hair around its hooves and said to him, tilting its head.Although the words were unclear, the Elf King still understood. He reached out and touched the top of his head, only to find that the deer had wrapped a flower around his head.

It was the white wildflowers that the guardian elves placed on the table before.The deer shattered the vase after drinking, and kept holding the flower in its mouth. The elf king thought it wanted to eat it, but he stuck it in his hair.At this moment, the flower was caught in his hand, and the petals were dyed red, but it was the blood from the deer.

The elf king's saber is extremely sharp, and even a light touch will leave a deep wound.

But the deer didn't seem to notice.After getting the elf king's hair, it looked very happy. It ran and jumped in the palace, and rummaged through things. It didn't know what it was looking for, and it made blood all over the ground.Seeing that the Elf King had a headache, he wanted to go out and ask an elf to come in and clean it up, but after taking two steps outside, he stopped again, tangled in place, and finally turned around and rushed to the deer at a very fast speed , restrained it, and pushed it down to the ground.A hand glowed white and pressed toward the deer's injured belly.

The deer barked very reluctantly, and began to struggle hard, but when it found it was useless, it began to utter strange syllables, and one hoof fingered all over the place.Strange things happened again. Wherever the deer's hooves pointed, there would be a "bang".A vase and a saucer exploded, and a silver jug ​​suddenly turned into a chipmunk, jumped off the table, and ran away screaming.

The elf king didn't have time to think about how a deer would make these weird things. Now he was more worried about the weird hoof pointing at himself, so he began to snap the hoof in other directions vigorously.There was another sound of Peng, and the light from the deer's hoof hit the mirror this time, and the huge mirror reflected the light ball back, and it turned out to be impartial and hit the deer itself.

A cloud of white smoke came out, and the Elf King was surprised to find that the things under his palm had changed.Just now, the white deer belly was still bubbling with blood, but now it has turned into two soft, warm lumps...

The Elf King's hand froze suddenly.

He looks up.What came into view was no longer the big-horned deer with gray background and white flowers, black nose and black eyes, but a little human girl with long gray-brown hair and eyes as clear as emeralds. Her skin was snow-white. Just as white.

The Elf King froze.

If the thoughts could be realized, the whole big green forest would be trampled to pieces by the galloping big horned deer at this moment.

The elk he rode all day turned out to be a human being!

Still a woman!

And without clothes on!

Not even wearing one!

Yep, she's not wearing one either now...

The Elf King made a lot of efforts to keep his face from cracking.He silently withdrew his hand, then slowly turned his head away, took off the large robe woven with gold and silver thread, and accurately threw it on the deer... no, that human girl.

It all happened so suddenly, even someone as wise and calm as Thranduil is really confused at the moment... In short, give her some clothes first... After she puts on the clothes, I will ask about other things, such as where is she from? Come on, why do you become a deer...

"Jaime, you bastard!" Before the Elf King finished thinking, the girl's voice sounded over there.The elf king turned his head away as soon as he turned his head, and that guy actually grabbed the robe!Simply, simply can not see!

"You'd better put on your robe first." The Elf King tried his best to restrain his emotions and said coldly.In any case, he is also an elf who has lived for thousands of years. He has a deep experience and a steady mind, and it is impossible for him to panic casually like a boy.But is that guy wearing clothes or not?Forget it, don't look back, just stay here.

"I don't wear them! Don't think I don't know what you've done, James. You put caterpillars in your clothes, didn't you? Or were they made of itchy weeds? You thought I'd fuck you Be the soul light!"

With a snap, the clothes were thrown out.

The Elf King silently watched his expensive robe being thrown away like a rag, and the feeling in his heart was indescribable.

But this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that the little girl got up from the ground.She walked towards him, and she reached out and grabbed the back of his clothes!

"...What's the matter?" The Elf King tried hard to free himself from his stiffness, his voice was cold and authentic.

"I'm hungry." The girl said, "I want to eat apple pie."

"..." The Elf King quickly turned to answers such as "There is no apple pie here", "You can eat it yourself", etc., but in the end he rejected them all and said: "You answer my question, I I'll give you apple pie."

"Okay." The girl smiled coquettishly, her voice was as crisp as a silver bell, "What do you want to ask?"

"your name."

"Jorfield."

"Where are you from?"

"Badabadaka Podala Lurida Village."

"..." The Elf King thought about the thousands of place names he knew, but he didn't find such a village.But it felt like the girl wasn't lying, so he had no choice but to continue with the next question.

"Why did you come here?"

"Didn't you send the owl to invite me here?" The girl was surprised. "The gray owl came here by himself, and it even ate my beans!"

What is this all about?Elves never used owls as messengers!

The elf king had no choice but to continue changing the subject: "Why did you become a deer? What is the purpose of entering the elf castle?"

"En..." The girl finally thought seriously this time, her head seemed to be dizzy, but she still raised a finger seriously and replied, "I want, find the Elf King! I want to find the Elf King!"

"What are you looking for with the Elf King?" The Elf King couldn't help but wanted to turn around again, but he restrained his movements dangerously.

"Look for the Elf King, I want to find him, find him—sing! Hahahaha, find him to sing! Well, I like to find the blue Elf King to sing with! Hogwarts, Hogwarts, please teach me We know, whether we're balding old men or kids with broken knees, we'll study hard till we're dust. Well, I don't like singing it to the tune of a funeral march, though. Don't you think?"

"..." The Elf King couldn't bear it any longer. He turned around and slapped the guy on the neck. So he went out of the palace to find a female elf, and told her to heal the injuries of the people inside.The elf didn't know why, so he went in with herbs.After a while, he came out again and reported to the Elf King: "My lord, the deer's injury is no longer serious."

deer?

The Elf King frowned thickly, and walked back to his room.When he walked to the bed, he found that lying on it was a deer with gray background and white flowers, wrapped in his robe, sleeping soundly.