[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

It is impossible for the Elf King to guess the English countryside or Hogwarts even if he dies.So inquiries about the place of origin can only go so far in the end.

But there are actually only so many places where the big horned deer can live, so when Joe couldn't tell why, the Elf King himself made a judgment based on its coat color, height and habits.He thought that the flower deer should have come from the nearby forest, and there might be a lack of food on the way, so he ate barbecue meat and liked to hoard apples.Judging from its age, this is still a young deer, so it is estimated that the place where it lived before is not too far away.

As for why it came to the Great Green Forest... this is something the Elf King can't figure out.Subconsciously speaking, the Elf King felt that this guy must have some ulterior motives, but if it is said that it is a traitor sent in by outsiders, it doesn't look like it, and the Elf King didn't feel it from him. to hostility towards oneself or towards the elves.

As for the poisoning thing...

"Report to my king! We just found this in the grass in the garden!"

Two forest guards hurried forward and presented a rattan basket to the Elf King.Joe sneaked a peek at the side, and found that there were several transparent spiders in the basket. The small ones were as big as ping-pong balls, and the big ones were already approaching basketballs.It's just like being cast by some spell, staying motionless in the rattan basket.

"The reason for the poisoning of the big horned deer has been found out. It is because they ate apples injected with venom by these spiders. During the starlight dinner, one of them hid in the fruit basket at night."

"Have you found out how they got in here?" The Elf King glanced at the rattan basket lightly, then pulled out the sword from his waist with his right hand, pierced all the spiders with one sword, and killed them on the spot!But the rattan basket itself was not damaged at all.

"It has been found." The forest guard replied, "These spiders hid a few eggs on the deer. When the new deer entered the castle that day, they mixed into the garden and hatched quietly. When we found it, These spiders are going to stealthily drag the poisoned deer, tie them up and eat them."

Hearing the words, the Elf King set his sights on Joe.As one of only two new deer to have entered the elf castle recently, Joe expressed great trepidation.

Certainly not me!She shook her hoof vigorously, it was white, it must be white!You see, the spider is transparent, and the eggs are also transparent, so they must be hiding on the white body with a single color!And Bai's body is bigger than hers!All in all it must be...

The scene of dwarves fighting spiders inadvertently flashed through Joe's mind.One of those giant spiders was translucent, and once spun silk at her, but was knocked down by Thorne with an axe.

Could it be that time...

Facing the visiting eyes of the elves, Joe finally bowed his head in shame.Maybe she really brought it in... Thinking of the terrible situation that the terrible big spider that appeared in the forest that day would cause in the garden, Joe's hooves trembled slightly, and a layer of water shone in his black eyes.

The tearful deer is so pathetic.The forest guard below couldn't bear it, and tried to comfort him: "It's not all your fault, it's because we didn't check carefully. Living in the forest will inevitably encounter those things..."

"Don't make excuses for it!" The elf king glanced away, and all the guards were silent.As soon as Qiao blinked, tears rolled down. The elf soldiers couldn't stand it any longer, and turned their backs silently. Only the elf king didn't respond to this "picture of deer crying tears", still looking down at her condescendingly, and said: "Did you know that you almost killed all the deer!"

Joe's head suddenly dropped even lower.

The two forest guards glanced at each other, and each saw sympathy for the deer in their eyes.In fact, there was still defensive magic in the garden, and the poisoning was just an accident. It was impossible for those spiders to really harm any big horned deer.But obviously, the king intends to teach the flower deer a lesson, and doesn't want to tell it the truth.

Although what the king did was definitely right, the deer really looked more and more pitiful.The forest guards couldn't bear to stay any longer, and retreated silently, leaving Joe alone as a deer to be reprimanded by the Elf King.

Originally, the Elf King's words were very serious, but once the guards left, he became even more serious, making Joe feel that he was heinous, even worse than Voldemort.But it's not the purpose of the Elf King just to make her feel guilty. As he was talking, he changed the topic and changed the topic in a different direction.

"It stands to reason that you should be kicked out of the kingdom of elves for making such a big mistake." The elf king said solemnly, "The venom of those spiders can dissolve the body of animals, even a strong big-horned deer will be expelled from the kingdom of elves." Poison will not be able to act for at least a month, all of which are caused by you! But now you and a deer are the only ones who can move around in the garden, and I can give you a chance to pay off your crimes.”

"..." Joe was confused by the elf king, his mind was in a mess, and he nodded for a while, so the elf king continued:

"Fifteen days later, I have business to go to Long Lake. But for some reason, all my mounts are now lying powerlessly in the grass. I think you, the culprit, should also take responsibility It is."

and so……

"So I need you to replace Tractor and drive me to Long Lake Town."

Oh that's fine.Qiao Shun nodded her head, then she recalled the Elf King's words for a while, and then chewed on the meaning of the words, and the whole deer froze in an instant.

Is the Elf Elf King going to ride her?

Leaving aside the fact that she is dressed in buckskin, but inside she is a pure girl who has never had a boyfriend...

Qiao stood up straight silently, walked to the side of the Elf King, and silently compared his height with the other party.

Thranduil, the Elf King, is 1.9-2.0 meters tall. (Not including heel and crown height.)

Jofield, deer-shaped, 1.4-1.45 meters tall (excluding horn length), shoulder height 80cm.

In the case of such a huge difference in height, the great jungle elf king told a deer that was almost half the height of his scepter, and he would ride it to the distant Long Lake Town in ten days or so.

What insanity is this! !

The Elf King seemed to see Joe's concerns, he bent down and gently touched Joe's horns.

"Don't worry." He smiled slightly, "You can do it."

Joe saw the devil in that smile.

[Small Theater [-]] On the IQ of undercover agents

Qiao: Bai's kind of deer who forgets friends after seeing sex is really enough, he betrayed my old lady from the beginning to the end!I was so scared to death, I thought that the Elf King would definitely throw me out of the big green forest as an undercover agent!

Elf King: No, you can't be an undercover agent.

Joe (moved): Really?I'm sorry, I thought that a narrow-minded king like you was very suspicious, but I didn't expect you to believe me!

Elf King: No one would send such a stupid deer as an undercover agent.If so, I can only assume they have holes in their brains that are bigger than volcanic craters.

— Ah!

Thorne, thousands of miles away, sneezed heavily.

[Small Theater II] On the King's Right to Discuss

Forest Guard: My lord, in fact, those spider eggs were brought in by the white deer.

Elf King: It's a deer.

Forest Guard: But we found white deer fur on those eggshells...

Elf King: Deer hair of different colors.

Forest Guard: Yes.

——Elf King Thranduil always has the prestige enough to suppress all opposing voices in the Great Jungle Forest.

All the small theaters in this book are for entertainment purposes only and have nothing to do with the main text.