[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

As soon as this incident happened, the Elf King was furious!

Because of the pollution of the big green forest, he has taken the wood elves to relocate several times in a row, and finally even moved to the easternmost part of the dense forest, and dug caves to live in.Unexpectedly, after he gave in so many times, someone dared to sneak into the elf's garden and poison him under his nose!

Check it out, check it out!

What happened on the night of the Starlight Feast was all piled up on the table of the Elf King, and Qiao and Bai who appeared in the cave inexplicably were also pointed out.It is worth mentioning that although Jo did not eat the apple, she also suffered from diarrhea afterwards, because the stomach of deer is not particularly compatible with roast meat.

But even if it was diarrhea, it didn't work. On the afternoon of the second day, Bai, who could no longer get up, and Joe, who pretended to be unable to get up, were carried on a stretcher to the throne of the Elf King.

The Elf King's face was very ugly.But facing the deer in his garden, he still suppressed his sullenness, and asked with a calm face how they could appear in the castle.

Joe had communicated with Bai in advance, and she begged it not to tell her secret all night, and threatened Bai to jump off the tree if he didn't agree.Bai was confused, and was moved by the courage of this flower deer to sacrifice himself for the Elf King, so he agreed to help her hide it.

But Bai is used to telling the truth and doesn't know how to lie.Joe had to rack his brains to teach it sentence by sentence.For example, if the king asked it why it entered the castle, it would say that it was hungry and wanted to find apples to eat.Then why did you enter the room?Because he thought it was the kitchen, Shunzhuo went in.Why steal barbecue?Because I couldn't find any apples, I was so hungry that I had no choice but to steal the barbecue first.Then why eat apples for supper after eating barbecue?Because it eats a lot, a piece of meat is not enough to fill the stomach.

All in all, no matter what the Elf King asked, just say that he was hungry.Joe felt that for a deer, such an answer was not bad—at least it was much more reliable than the dwarves being caught and always saying that they were hungry.

It's a pity that Bai, as a fighting deer, has a strong sense of shame about admitting that he is a foodie.Therefore, when the Elf King asked it a question, although it also spoke according to Joe's script, the protagonist in it was all replaced by Joe.

"Why are you in the castle?" asked the Elf King.

"Because the flower deer is hungry and wants to find apples to eat, I will go with it." Bai replied.

"Then why did you sneak into my dressing room?"

"Hualu said that there is a kitchen, and there must be apples, so she asked me to accompany it there."

"I heard that you later ran to the elves' fire and took a piece of barbecue and stole it?"

"Because the flower deer said that it was too hungry and couldn't wait, and that it must eat barbecue, and that it would starve to death if it didn't eat the barbecue. So I went to grab a piece for it."

"Well, I see." The Elf King said.He didn't ask the fourth question that Joe had been thinking about.Because... the truth has come out.

See what I mean.After answering the Elf King's question, Bai Chaoqiao winked. It answered everything according to Hualu's request.

"...Thank you so much," said Joe, "and your eight generations of ancestors."

"You're welcome." Bai replied happily.

This guy is still so happy, Joe almost wants to kill him on the spot, is this guy trying to defend her?It basically said "I'm innocent, Hualu ordered me to do all this, and it did all the bad things." Now the Elf King looks at her like an ice knife!

"Send the white deer back, and add a portion of dew grass to the medicine that is boiled every day. The poison in it is more powerful than other deer." The Elf King's eyes swept over the black spots on the white legs, It soon fell on Joe.The latter was lying on the stretcher with his head down and his legs stiff, pretending to be dead.

The Elf King snorted almost inaudibly, and ordered to his subordinates who were all around in awe:

"Now seal the gate immediately, and no one is allowed to enter or exit until the poisoner is found! And immediately search all corners of the castle and the garden, especially the place where this flower deer usually stays..." The Elf King glanced again The deer under him glanced coldly.

All the elves accepted the order, bowed their heads and retreated to work, and took Bai Ye away.Soon, there was only the frozen and motionless Joe under the throne.

Joe lay there with her eyes closed, not daring to move.In fact, she was the same as Bai at the beginning, waiting for the trial with her eyes open. As a result, after Bai's inhuman deer betrayed her alive, the Elf King kept scratching her with a knife, and in the end Joe couldn't even Dare to meet his eyes, and simply lay down on the lifted wooden plank and pretended to be dead.

The Elven King came down the tall spiral staircase.The heels of his boots hit the ground with a crisp, snapping sound.The sound was amplified countless times in the ears of Joe, who was lying on his side with one ear on the ground, and it became louder and closer to her.

Jo remained motionless, only the tip of her tail showing how tense she was now.

The footsteps came to her side and stopped moving.Jo felt a cluster of black shadows covering her, and she knew from the spots on her fur that it must be the Elven King bending over to observe her.That guy's eyes were like freezing rays, and wherever he looked, he seemed to be paralyzed.But he also looked at Joe from horns to tail, so Joe's whole deer became as rigid as a statue.

After a long time, the Elven King finally straightened up—considering his height of two meters plus, it is really bad for his waist to keep bowing like this—then, Joe felt her ass was kicked.

"Get up!" the Elf King shouted at her.

Joe was so yelled at that his tail shook, he didn't dare to get up, and continued to lie on the board and pretend to be dead.

The Elf King was so angry that he kicked her again.However, these two strokes seemed to be forceful, but in fact they just moved away after touching Joe's fur.Rather than trying to kick her, it is more obvious to say that it is an expression of anger.

Joe still didn't move.In fact, it wasn't that she didn't want to move, it was mainly because she was frightened.The elf king is usually gentle and gentle in front of his subordinates, but when his subordinates walk away, they kick people!What kind of Elf King is this? This is it!

Seeing that Joe didn't move, the Elf King simply walked up to Joe with his hands behind his back, and said condescendingly, "I'll ask again, are you sure you want to continue pretending to be dead in front of me?"

"..." Afraid that he would do something tragic again, Qiao quickly rolled and jumped up.

If Joe was still a witch, I'm afraid she would have the courage to raise her wand to face the elf king's despotic power.But as a deer, she really can't do much, even if she was kicked and beaten like this (Elf King: When did I hit you?), she didn't dare to make a sound, so she could only hold back her anger and hang down obediently. The head stands under the board. △

The Elven King was not intimidated by her pitiful appearance.With thick eyebrows and high eyebrows, he said unhappily, "Where did you come from? What are you going to do in my country!"

Joe gestured to him with her hoof.The Elf King didn't understand, so he was even more unhappy.

"You can explain it to me with your mouth, I can understand deer language." The Elf King said coldly, "Don't tell me that thing under your nose can do nothing but eat barbecue and steal apples."

And eat grass, Joe thought silently.Well, the Elf King said he understands deer language, but she can't speak deer language!

"#..." In the case of being unable to beat the other party, Joe is usually an obedient and good child. When the Elf King asked her to speak, she tried to speak, but unfortunately the English spoken by the deer was just like that. "%￥#, *&%#△☆..."

Elf King: "..."

If eyes can kill a deer, there must have been three big holes for "what the hell" on Joe's body.

Neither the deer nor the British can understand this, okay!

The poor Elf King's forehead was almost covered with blue veins, but he couldn't really bother with a deer.In the end, it evolved into a one-way communication where the Elf King asked questions, and Joe gestured with his hoof.As for the topics, they come one by one from the very beginning.Unknowingly, the Elf King's attitude became much gentler.

"Where are you from?" he asked.

Joe pointed out with his hoof.

"Outside the big green forest?"

Still a little farther off, Joe made a circle in the air with his hoof.

"Erubor?" The Elven King guessed, "Greywood? Rivendell? Graddon?"

Still farther, farther and farther!Joe made a bigger and bigger circle with his hoof.

"Where is it!" After a dozen or so guesses, the Elf King was finally angered again.

Another world dear.Joe told him so with his eyes.

[Small Theater] I have a question about Clover

Interviewer: Regarding the question of why the king can't understand Hualu Field's words, everyone has a big question. Could you answer it for us?

Elf King (unhappily): Say.

Interviewer: As we all know, you were the one who first planted that magical four-leaf clover in the Big Green, but why the tractor... no, I mean Mr. Tractor, Mr. Bai and Miss Field have all eaten that Planting grass, why didn't you eat it?

Elf King: Can I eat it in time?As soon as I planted a little bit, it was eaten by deer, and when I planted a little bit, it was eaten by deer again. Later, I moved the grass outside to hide it, and I was scourged by Sauron!It was finally bred back, moved again, and was eaten by a deer from another world!Is it easy for me to grow some grass? Why would anyone want to steal from me?Aren't you going to steal Elon's? He grows a lot of clover too! ! ! !

Interviewer: Cough cough, don't get excited, don't get excited...Your Majesty, you collapsed...

Elf King: I'm annoyed seeing you outsiders, get out, get out! ! !

——The interviewer was thrown out of the big jungle by the angry elf king——