[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

The Elven King never speaks aimlessly.

He said that he would be able to ride whichever big horned deer he wanted to ride, no matter whether the opponent was 1.4 meters or [-] meters tall.

In terms of Qiao's current situation, there is indeed a big gap with the Elf King. She and Bai are actually pre-selected fawns, and they need to be cultivated in the garden for two or more years before they can take on the responsibility of carrying the elves. King's glorious mission.As a result, this time, all the deer got down because of the spiders, and Joe, who had just come in for a few days, had to drive the ducks to the shelves.

Qiao felt that she was going to be poisoned by the Elf King at such a young age. She was extremely wronged, yelled and disagreed, and made a fuss in the garden. Or ride a goat or something, don't ride her.Who dares to question the order of the Elven King?The elf disagreed, so Joe refused to let him go with his clothes in his mouth.

The poor elf has nothing to do with Joe, so he can only pull the length of his robes here and there.As a result, the other deer heard Bai's message (Joe asked Bai to help pass the message to the elf), and they were all angry.

You must know that most of those deer entered the palace when they were teenagers, and practiced hard in the back garden every day, just for one day to be favored by the king and become the deer under his skirt.As a result, the Elf King is usually too homely, and he doesn’t go out of the palace once in a few years. The only few opportunities to be ridden, everyone almost snatched their heads, and some deer didn’t even get ridden once in five or six years.As a result, now that there is an opportunity to deliver it to your door, this deer with gray background and white flowers actually said that it would not do it!

This anger made several deer even overcome the torment of illness, struggled to get up, and rushed towards Joe!Joe only cared about the hem of the wood elf's clothes. He didn't expect to be attacked suddenly behind him, but was crushed under him by the angry deer.

The deer didn't have the energy to beat him right now, but a bunch of them would be enough.The wood elves had already slipped away when the deer pounced on them, leaving only Joe at the bottom. It made my head buzzing.Finally Joe gave up and asked the deer what they wanted.

The deer said that she must be willing and obedient to serve as a mount for the Elf King. Even if she is driven to death, she must smile at the corner of her mouth before she dies, and she must contribute her best to His Majesty the Elf King!

Joe still didn't want to agree, so the deer said that she didn't agree. They didn't get up, and they twisted there deliberately, adding weight, until Joe screamed for mercy, and forced her to swear by the antlers that she would never break her promise.

In fact, swearing is something that Joe can turn his back on at any time. As a result, the blond elf in Antares ran over for some reason at this time. It was very interesting to see the deer stacking up and saying that they were going to swear. He took the initiative to help host by the side, and sprinkled some dew on Joe's body. It is said that there is a magic in it that as long as you keep the oath, you will have good luck, and you will be punished if you break the contract.

Joe was forced by the gang of big-horned deer to make the terrible oath of "if I break the contract, I will eat my own horns". He really didn't have the guts to break the contract, so he could only give up struggling aggrievedly and no longer find fault with the elves.Seeing that the deer had had enough trouble, Antar happily helped move the other deer down, and took Joe to the other side of the garden.A separate open space has been opened up here, surrounded by trees, which is very suitable for doing some secret things that you don't want to be known.

Antar sneaked a few glances around, and after confirming that there were no other deer or birds nearby, he carefully took out a straw-shaped object from the pocket of his robe.

"Look, Huahua!" He lowered his head and approached, mysteriously, "Guess what it is?" But before Joe could react, he had already revealed the answer happily: "This is the name given to me by the king." Take it here to help you become a big deer's secret weapon!"

Wouldn't it be to inject her with something?Joe took a step back suspiciously.The way she looks now is affected by the compound decoction, and God knows what will happen if she is injected again.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid." Antar saw Joe backing away, and quickly comforted him, "It doesn't hurt at all, this is the treasure of the king, and it is rarely used. It can extract part of your life. You Now it is a young deer, but its physique and potential are quite good, so I want to take away two years of your growth, let you become a strong big horned deer first, and after you have successfully traveled with the king, then return these two years Here it is. Not only will it not affect your lifespan, but it will also allow you to have another interesting trip, okay?"

two years? ...

Joe hesitated slightly.She knows that she is not a real big horned deer, even if she grows another 100 years, she will not grow any bigger.But if it is really two years later, maybe...

Antal waited for a while, seeing that Joe didn't move, he felt that she should have acquiesced, so he picked up the straw and put it between his hands, and chanted the elf spell.Gradually, some bright light particles scattered from midair, surrounding the straw-like thing in the middle.

Joe raised her head, and she saw a large amount of starlight scattered in the sky above her head, floating to all parts of the earth one after another.Those light particles flew out from the starlight, gathered more and more around the straw, and surrounded it and flew in their direction.

Joe didn't evade, she let the slender straw stick to her forehead.

There was no pain or any other feeling, and the straw flew back to Antal's hand in just a moment.The difference from before is that this time, there is a large transparent bubble on the right side of the straw.

Antal took the bubble and carefully compared the sizes, and said happily: "That's right, exactly two years. Huahua is really good, now the king can be happy——"

Antal suddenly changed the tone of what he hadn't finished speaking.His whole body was stiff, his body was trembling, his eyes were wide open, and the expression on his face seemed to see a half-orc with thirty heads.

"You..." He stretched out a trembling hand, pointing at the guy standing opposite, "You you you you you...you you you..."

Joe, who was standing opposite him, also widened his eyes.She looked down, crossed her arms quickly, squatted down after thinking for a while, and quickly grabbed a leaf from the side to cover her body.Although it happened a bit suddenly, Qiao was still more excited than shy at the moment. Two years later, she turned out to be a human body!This means that she must have succeeded in getting rid of her stag form in the near future, and she might even be able to return to Hogwarts!

Compared with Joe, whose heart had been blinded by the excitement of becoming a human, Antal's reaction was obviously more intense.Although the poor blond elf has lived for hundreds of years, he is still as pure as a piece of white paper in some respects. When he suddenly saw such a picture, he didn't even have time to think about why the other party suddenly changed from a deer to a human or whether It's a traitor or something, who just said "you you you" and was in a daze.After being astonished, he recalled the previous scene again. Two streams of blood dragons spewed out of his nasal cavity, and the whole body trembled and took a step back.

"I, I'm going to tell the king..." Antar stammered, this kind of thing has gone beyond his cognition, and there are only three words "find the king" left in Antar's mind. Character.

As soon as he said this, Joe suddenly became anxious. He was not a deer but a human being. If the Elf King knew about this, he would not be able to find the gold coins. He would either be kicked out or thrown into prison!Thinking of this, Joe gritted his teeth, stretched out his hand and pulled out the spare handmade wand that had been placed there before from the bushes (distributed all over the garden), flicked his wrist at Antal, and shouted loudly: "It's nothing to scare!" !"

With a bang, a white light hit Antal.The blond elf fell limply to the ground.While Qiao breathed a sigh of relief, he also held a trace of apology to Antal.After falling into this spell, I'm afraid he will forget a lot of things after waking up.But speaking of it... Is there something wrong with the spell she just chanted?

As Joe thought about it, he planned to take off Antal's clothes and put them on. It would not be a problem to keep covering them with leaves.As a result, she glanced over, and happened to find that the bubble on the straw was dropped to the ground by Antal. At this moment, the outer skin was rapidly changing color, and it was constantly expanding, looking like it was about to explode!

"No!" Joe exclaimed, and quickly reached out to grab the straw, but her movements were still a step slower.Just as Joe's hand was about to touch the straw, the bubble burst suddenly, and an inexplicable thing rushed into Joe's brow, and then...

A black hoof stepped on the straw.

With a "snap", the bushes were separated.An elf guard poked his head in and asked, "Who is here?"

While talking, his eyes met with Joe's, and then one person and one deer looked at Antal with a bloody (nosebleed) face at the same time, and then both looked at the silver straw under Joe's hoof.

A few minutes later, Joe was brought under the throne of the Elven King again.

This time he was tied up.

Note: The original incantation is forget everything, which is the forgetting curse in the advanced spells.Joe accidentally learned it from his bad friend James.

[China Encyclopedia] New Explanation of Idioms

One Hundred Years of Solitude - refers to the big horned deer who was lucky enough to live for 100 years, but unfortunately caught up with the elf king's house for 100 years, and finally died alone while waiting.

Moths to the flame—a metaphor for the big-horned deer who went to serve as mounts even though they knew that the elf king would only go out for decades or even more than 100 years.

Unscrupulous—meaning that in order to win the favor of the Elf King, a certain big-horned deer will not hesitate to poison the apples of other deer, so as to ensure that it can monopolize the Elf King.

Staggering here and there—meaning that after the elves saw a certain big-horned deer, they were so frightened that they could not even walk straight because the other was too ugly.