Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

It wasn't until the exhausted Shibukawa Yao lay back on the bed after washing up that he thought of a question—why didn't I just shoot that annoying guy just now?

Oh she's out of guns, sad.

Whether it was the Taser gun or the Burley Tower, which had no effect at all, they were all blown up on the spot in the sea explosion at noon today.

And the most important thing is... Although Mr. Dazai is full of demonic nature that makes people hesitate to speak, after all, he hasn't really caused any loss to himself.

He didn't steal his family heirloom, didn't cheat money to cheat feelings, and didn't force people to take indecent photos and admire them secretly. There is still a certain distance between the mortal enemy character who was headshot by himself.

But what about a day trip to Tokyo tomorrow?Crazy, how can I, with my foreigner personality, act as a local tour guide for a Yokohama native for you.

Even before going to bed, I have to persist in finishing today's complaint work. Shibukawa Yao feels that if he stays with that guy for a few more days, he will completely degenerate into a fool who can only complain, so he should send this great god away quickly and let him go back to harm Other colleagues in the detective agency.

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the next day.

Shibukawa Yo, who was about to go for a morning run early in the morning, bumped into this strange neighbor standing in the corridor playing with his mobile phone, and he didn't know whether it was a coincidence or the other party waited on purpose.However, what makes people feel more uncomfortable is that Dazai smiled brightly when he saw her, and then rushed to say: "Morning Yao-chan, have you eaten yet?"

Shibukawa Yo: ...

Shibukawa Yao: "You want to come to my house for dinner again?"

"Hey, don't be so blunt. Today is the itinerary plan for a one-day trip to Tokyo, shouldn't it start with a delicious and hearty breakfast?"

"..." Shibukawa Yao looked at this man hesitantly, there is actually someone in the world who has such a thick skin?And what about the "one-day trip to die for love"!Are you going to kill yourself all the way there?And you want to take my innocent and poor kitten to go crazy with you? !

But in the end, she was terrified by the other party's smile like a spring breeze, and she could only reluctantly agree: "Okay. But I'm going out for a morning run now, it's 6:27, you can come back at 8 o'clock... Is there anything in particular you would like to have for breakfast?"

"Peruvian fried guinea pig." Dazai's brain circuit is as confusing as ever.

"...Excuse me, how about eating normal noodle soup? My hometown food."

Shibukawa Yao always keeps in mind his "foreigner template second personality" personality, and his words are in a normal foreign style.

But Osamu Dazai seemed to have accepted this slightly weird result, he immediately agreed cheerfully, stopped looking at her again and turned back to the house neatly, as if she had lost all use value.

Shibukawa Yao was silent for a while, so you are basically waiting for me to go out early in the morning and treat you to breakfast, right?

She shook her head, what can she do, she is such a delicate and pitiful innocent girl.You can't kill this guy with poison in breakfast, it's too wicked, and hiding a corpse is very troublesome.

Although exercising is very hard, Shibukawa Yoshi found that his body's physique is gradually improving. The most obvious example is that he was shot in the abdomen yesterday, and he has the strength to go for a morning run early this morning.

She really admires herself sometimes.

Since she agreed to be a local tour guide for someone today (…), and she still focuses on physical recovery these days, the girl decided to run four or five kilometers before going back, and stop by on the way back not far from home Go to the vegetable market to see if there are any fresh ingredients to buy.

In fact, when she came back, she bought fresh lean meat and ribs, as well as ginger, onion, garlic and pepper as seasonings.Because he didn't know whether Mr. Dazai, as an authentic Japanese, could accept the food of pig offal, Shibukawa Yoshi reluctantly gave up the plan to make Hachidao soup.

Oh, the so-called eight-knife soup refers to cutting eight parts of the whole pig, including pig heart, pork loin, pig liver, pig powder sausage, pig belly, pig lung, pig pancreas, lean meat, etc.When cooking the soup, add several simple seasonings such as pepper and salt, and wait for the heat to complete.At that time, the soup will be clear and delicious, which is the perfect soup base for noodles.

Some people may say that it should take a lot of time to cook such a pot of soup, right?

Shibukawa Yao was not panicked at all, because since she strengthened her own stew pot, the soup that originally took an hour to cook has been shortened to 10 minutes.

So she feels that this ability of hers is quite useful sometimes, especially in terms of improving the quality of life.

Even the simple noodle soup with only lean meat and spare ribs still made Osamu Dazai very happy. Shibukawa Yao understood the bastard's mood very well - if someone was willing to treat him to a free breakfast, he would be very happy too.

Mr. Neighbor, who had finished breakfast, volunteered to help wash the dishes and said something to express his gratitude.Shibukawa Yao was very worried that he would break all the few bowls in his house, but miraculously nothing happened. This is even more rare than breaking bowls and chopsticks.

After finishing everything and being able to go out at any time, Shibukawa Yo sat on his spring sofa and checked the strategies on his mobile phone, while Dazai Osamu leaned over to watch the screen together.The two guys who have been renting a house in Tokyo for a long time are as confused as foreign tourists and do not know the travel routes in this area.

“Tokyo Day Trip…”

Dazai corrected her: "It's a one-day trip to Tokyo."

The girl turned a blind eye, she had never promised this kind of thing before, and continued to talk about it:

"——There is a way to travel by subway, and there is also a way to travel by car. How about Mr. Dazai's proposal?"

"Let me see, the subway line can go from Shinjuku to Shibuya, and you can also visit Kabukicho, um, but it's all about shopping..."

Dazai Osamu raised his head and looked at her expectantly, and Shibukawa Yoshi immediately showed complicated eyes.

"Hey, I see." Mr. Neighbor said cheerfully.

After confirming that each other had no money, the two poor people immediately rejected this travel route, and the next one.

"If you take the subway Oedo Line, you can stop by Tokyo Tower, Ginza, and Roppongi." Shibukawa Yao pointed to the travel guide line on the screen of the mobile phone and said, "It seems that many magazines will take pictures of the appearance of Tokyo Tower there as the cover."

"I've been to that place before, and when I jumped off, I was rescued by a professional hero patrolling nearby. Thanks to him, I didn't die that time." Osamu Dazai shook his head, expressing that he didn't want to go again Second time this place let him down.

Shibukawa Yo: ...Why didn't you fall to your death, you annoying jerk.

"The Ginza..."

"It's very expensive over there." Dazai replied very skillfully, more like a Tokyo native than her, "After all, Kunikida-kun called me that day to scold me."

"Why did he scold you?"

"Ah, because I used his card to have dinner with a beautiful woman at the most expensive Japanese restaurant in Ginza. I have to say, Kunikida's long-windedness is really disappointing."

"……Ha ha."

It's too miserable, although we don't know each other, but Kunikida-kun, you are really too miserable!Did you destroy the world in your previous life to have such a superb friend?

Shibukawa Yao didn't want to complain anymore about this, she felt that when she got along with this man who had no lower limit, she must protect the remaining 5 yen.

In the end, the two of them discussed on the sofa for a long time—mainly Shibukawa Yao suggested where to go, and Dazai Osamu expressed that he didn't want to go.Because during the two weeks of his vacation, he visited most of the places in person and created a lot of troubles for the local people-finally they decided to travel by car, wherever they went.

Because Shibukawa Yao felt that it would be almost noon if he didn't go out again. Fortunately, she used "I have a car" in time to block the other party's conversation.

When going downstairs, Osamu Dazai kept asking behind her, "What kind of car do you have? Bicycle? Electric car? Or train?"

"These three kinds of cars juxtaposed together is simply a bad sentence, and I was driving the train to rush onto the roads in downtown Tokyo to cause chaos and then be arrested on the spot by professional heroes."

"Hahaha!" The young man in the windbreaker laughed heartily, he didn't mind being teased back at all, and there was no hint of darkness in his smile from last night's horrifying glance, "If Yao-chan decides to commit suicide in this way, Remember to call me."

The corner of Shibukawa Yao's mouth twitched: "Give up, I definitely don't want to commit suicide anymore."

When they came downstairs, Osamu Dazai looked around and didn't see any car that could be owned by the girl next to him, and then saw her press a few keys on her mobile phone, and a brand new Mercedes-Benz car suddenly appeared not far away. He rushed to stop in front of them, and there was no one inside.

Shibukawa Yao familiarly opened the driver's seat and sat in. After waiting for a few seconds, seeing that the other person did not respond, he immediately turned to look at the other person: "Aren't you going to come up?"

Osamu Dazai was stunned, his eyes almost turned into cute bean eyes, shining pikapika.

"Yao-chan, this is stealing..."

"No, it's a loan. It will be returned to the car owner after today's trip." Shibukawa Yao immediately interrupted him, very vigilant if this guy would call the police in the next second, but...

"It's amazing Yao-chan! I never knew that a girl like you could be so proficient in 'borrowing a car'!" Osamu Dazai excitedly grabbed her wrist and shook it back and forth, "Can you teach me? This trick Can you teach me? It usually takes me a while to pick the lock of the car, but you can easily manipulate it just like the owner himself."

"This...you just said 'picking the lock'?" Shibukawa Yao wondered if there was something wrong with his hearing. Does the profession of detective have to master so many heretical skills?Awesome.

"Yes! I know a thing or two about this, Yao-chan, do you want to learn?" Dazai's slender, skinny fingers appeared like a piece of iron wire conjuring, and then disappeared, "You can borrow this for a second Come and change the technology of the car with me."

Shibukawa Yao sighed, turned on the ignition, put it in gear and put the handbrake on, stepped on the accelerator, and the car drove forward.

"No thanks, I am a good citizen who abides by the law and pays taxes, and I never need to pick the locks of anyone's house."

I'm usually the one who just breaks in.

However, Mr. Neighbor, who was sitting in the comfortable co-pilot, stretched his tone and his eyes showed extreme suspicion, "Really..."

"real."

The author has something to say:

The Yokohama lockpicker's Tokyo vacation trip is to go to the deserted corners of various attractions to try to commit suicide-but they are all saved by enthusiastic tourists and passing professional heroes.

...so not serious suicide, but "vacation".