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Osamu Dazai was 21 years old at the time, and he was supposed to be a handsome young man in his prime, but he had a quirk: suicide.

Although he himself insists that he wants to find answers from death, so far he has not successfully completed any suicide (if he succeeds, he should lie in the cemetery), this eccentricity has even evolved into an "invitation". The terrible situation of "beautiful women die in love together"-if you are not a beautiful lady, please return, thank you.

But no matter what, when he pointed out Shibukawa Yao face-to-face as a parallel importer, the latter was unavoidably shocked.

"Mr. Dazai, what are you talking about..." Shibukawa Yao tried to pretend to be stupid and denied, "Of course I am me, whether the suicide is successful or not, if it is successful, will I still sit here and talk to you?"

Osamu Dazai looked at her calmly, his deep brown eyes seemed to have seen through the truth after all the lies, so he was able to watch the other party's performance calmly.Shibukawa Yoshi's scalp was numb from his gaze, and his smile gradually disappeared.

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"Yao-chan, do you know where you have exposed your flaws?" Dazai suddenly reminded her a question seemingly kindly.

Shibukawa shook his head frantically, rejecting Sanlian: "No, I don't know, and I don't want to know."

"—I never told you my profession, how did you know I was a detective?"

"..."

The black-haired young man in a windbreaker unconsciously leaned forward, put his elbows on his legs, and crossed his fingers, looking at the girl in front of him whose eyes were starting to stiffen with interest.

Ah, to die.

Shibukawa Yao thought to himself, remembering that when he recklessly asked the other party if he could help inquire about information, the other party had no intention of refusing, but instead readily agreed—I am afraid that he had guessed a little bit of the answer long before that time.

She wanted to die, wanted to commit suicide, wanted to hit her head with tofu.

But Shibukawa Yoshi just let out a sad breath in the end.

"How did you know?"

...she admitted it.

But what is the real acknowledgment behind this statement?

Is she really the one who came back from the dead end?Is she still the original soul?Or some kind of lonely ghost who has taken over the body?

The young man's eyes widened slightly, and there were indescribably violent emotional fluctuations in the depths of those calm eyes.His originally seemingly calm expression changed, and the muscles on his face even twitched slightly because of the tension.

"I want to ask... Can a person really be resurrected after death?"

He asked this seemingly funny question slowly and clearly, obviously catching a child on the side of the road would tell you "it's impossible".

For some reason, at this moment, Shibukawa Yao felt that the overwhelming, sad and incomprehensible darkness was rushing towards him, and the source of this emotional tide was Osamu Dazai himself.In this hasty glance, she seemed to see the pain and indescribable despair in the fate of the man in front of her.

Answer this question with caution.This was Shibukawa Yao's only thought.

"Of course not." She heard herself answer in an equally solemn, extraordinarily serious tone. "The resurrection of the dead is a true miracle. But luck has never set its sights on me."

"Is that so." Osamu Dazai was silent for a long time, his fingers finally stopped shaking, and the dark breath gradually subsided.

"But why..." he muttered to himself.

Shibukawa Yao immediately admitted that he was sick: "I have a split personality."

"……I see."

The black-haired young man sighed and understood something, and the gaze he looked at her gradually softened inexplicably, "I can completely understand your pain, Yao-chan."

Yoshikawa:? ? ?

May I ask if you understand the "pain" that even I don't understand.

"Because you can't bear the pain of this world, you have made the No. 1 personality disappear or fall into a deep sleep, and the person who appears in front of me now is probably the second personality?"

... The girl was startled, this big brother, your ability to fill in the brain is surprisingly strong, I didn't even think of an excuse, so you helped me check for omissions and fill in the gaps?

However, the so-called lie needs to be covered up with another lie. Shibukawa Yoshi, who is said to be a split personality, also immediately showed a very deep expression: "No. 1, she is not dead, I just... let her go out of time .”

Osamu Dazai was stunned, he lowered his slender eyelashes, and smiled pointedly, "You are so gentle when you say that."

"Eh? You're delusional, Mr. Dazai. Whether I treat others or myself, I am often judged as 'too rough' by my friends. But speaking of it, why did Mr. Dazai insist on committing suicide?"

However, the other party just asked indifferently, "Is there any point in living?"

The girl scratched her head in thought, "For me, there is, but I don't know if you have found this meaning for you."

This time, it was the turn of the black-haired young man to sit on the sofa and be silent for a moment. He seemed to be thinking of something, but he didn't seem to think about anything, his eyes were a little dazed.

"That kind of thing is probably nothingness to me."

"...", Shibukawa was speechless, he was really a pessimist who used an optimistic appearance to cover up his true inner heart.Sorry, I don't know much about the inner stories of you psychos.

No, I'm also acting as a psycho, so I must be able to understand Mr. Dazai!

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There was a sudden silence between the two, no one spoke, Shibukawa Yao raised his head suspiciously, and found that the other party had been raising his hand to cover his mouth, and there seemed to be sparkling water in his eyes.

"What, what's the matter?" Shibukawa Yao was very puzzled, did this devil have a deep relationship with the former master?

"I was thinking - I should have taken the initiative to say hello to her at the pharmacy that day. I didn't expect that I missed such a good person who died together...personality!"

The voice of Osamu Dazai, who was temporarily out of the black mud state, was full of sincere remorse. The pain of missing it was of a completely different nature from the previous darkness. Give him a good punch in the face.

The girl was silent for a while, and after he calmed down a little, she said, "I think my No.1 character should not want to die in love with Mr. Dazai."

"Hey! Why? Wouldn't it be nice to have someone to accompany you?" Osamu Dazai asked back in shock, "Besides, one person cannot die for love. Only two people can complete this beautiful death together!"

Damn, what's on your mind?The suicide world simply picked up ghosts.

"Think about it," Shibukawa Yao could only explain to him solemnly in order to dispel the other party's idea of ​​dragging him into the water again, "No. If everyone is dead, it’s okay, you can be a pair of desperate mandarin ducks or friends in the underworld. But if one dies and the other survives, then it’s the end of the ghost story or the beginning of a Thai horror movie.”

"Thai ghost movies... There is some truth to what you say." Dazai stuck his fingers in his hair with some distress, "But ah Yao-chan, such a beautiful way of dying for love is described by you as the beginning of a boring movie. It made it hard for me.”

"Sorry, I'm rude and unromantic, and I'm the exact opposite of the one who left time." Shibukawa Yoshi replied without apology, "As part of the information exchange, do you have any questions. "

Osamu Dazai tilted his head, and said the truth in a certain sense as if nothing had happened, "Of course there are, there are many. Yao-chan, the second personality template you are using now is created from the image of the people of the country west of the Sea of ​​Japan Bar?"

Shibukawa Yao was no longer surprised this time, and she expressed her calmness.

I am indeed a wolf warrior at heart, what's the matter?

"That's right, Mr. Dazai, what are you doing... Oh, I see, it seems that my 'travel' this time really exposed a lot of flaws."

Osamu Dazai replied with a smile: "After all, there are only a few countries in the world where people greet each other with the phrase 'Have you eaten' early in the morning. And the only big country I can think of. By the way, do you have an accent in Chinese?"

"Of course not!" Yao Shibukawa said proudly, "My Mandarin Chinese test has a level B!"

"Okay, okay, don't get excited, I'll just ask casually. Also, although I know that Yao-chan used to be an ordinary person with no personality," Dazai continued to ask enthusiastically, his kite-colored eyes flashed like a child. Curious, "But if you change your personality now...have you awakened any new abilities?"

Shibukawa Yao secretly lamented the degree of this reaction, while nodding: "...um."

"Wow! It's amazing, it's really there?" The young man leaned over, his eyes sparkling.

"Mr. Dazai, what do you want?" She shrank her body back very vigilantly.

"See if I can change my personality or add another... Could split personality lead to the emergence of a new personality? The temptation to become stronger is no less than suicide to me."

Shibukawa was as quiet as if she didn't exist, because she really couldn't answer this question, and she was talking nonsense about the topic of split personality and personality.But Osamu Dazai played on his own for a while before turning his attention to her new personality.

"—Eh, what kind of personality is it?"

"This... this kind of thing should be kept secret." Although Shibukawa Yao doesn't understand the common sense of this world, he still has a basic sense of self-preservation. "To put it bluntly, Mr. Dazai and I are neither family nor A very familiar friend, or even a neighbor who has met a few times. Just like you, would you take the initiative to tell me what your personality is?"

"Okay. As long as I say it, you will say it too?"

"what?"

"[Disqualification in the World]." Osamu Dazai's smile showed a bit of inexplicable meaning, "As long as I touch the personality, it can be temporarily erased. Well, I have finished the introduction, it's your turn."

Yoshikawa:? ? ?

No, handsome guy, are you so frank? !What kind of kindergarten classmates are we taking turns to introduce themselves!

Fine.

She already knew that this guy was a devil, and she couldn't handle this bastard without demonstrating it to the other party today.

Shibukawa Yo looked down at the coffee table, picked up a new dental floss (similar to a toothpick) from the dental floss box, and injected spiritual power into it.When the white light came on, Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide like a child seeing a new toy, and leaned over to look curiously.

【*Recyclable dental floss (cleaning mouth toothpick): This is an ordinary dental floss, which will be automatically cleaned and disinfected after each use, so that you can continue to use it next time.In addition, when you need it, it can appear anywhere, after all, it is the most clear as dental floss - when there is something stuffed between the teeth, even the soul is uncomfortable! (Current Status: Activated, Number of Uses: Permanent)]

"Give it to you." She threw this piece of dental floss to the other party rather speechlessly. In fact, she was observing this matter with the idea of ​​​​testing [whether my activated item is effective for others to use] in her heart.But Osamu Dazai, who didn't know it, reached out and caught it, and then his expression changed slightly.

"There are words on it... no, it's a comment! It's so amazing, you can only see it when you hold it." He said in amazement, "Oh, it looks fun. This is exactly what I need, thank you Yao-chan !"

"You're welcome."

"Give me two more changes~"

"...You are too much, Dazai-san."

Shibukawa Yao dealt with it indiscriminately, but he knew that he had passed the most difficult hurdle tonight.

Tired, she is probably a fool in front of this person.

Coaxing children is really tiring.

This was the only thought on Shibukawa Yao's mind when he saw off this annoying neighbor tonight.

"I've decided!" When the gentleman stood at the door saying goodbye to her, he said to her with a smile on his face, "I'll go back to Yokohama the day after tomorrow!"

The bad news was like a bolt from the blue, and Shibukawa Yomon's face paled, "What? Is it bad to be absent from work? I will deduct money."

"It doesn't matter, anyway, Kunikida-kun is still here, so I won't die of hunger."

Suddenly I feel sorry for your friend named Kunikida.

"...Why does Dazai-san want to stay for one more day?"

"Because Yao-chan's new personality seems very interesting, I want to observe it for a while."

"Please forgive me." Shibukawa Yao, who was in a trance, couldn't help saying what was in his heart.

"Hey, don't say it's so scary, I'm not a bad person." The black-haired young man decided happily, "In that case, why don't you play with me in Tokyo tomorrow, and when tomorrow is over, I'll take the The hard drive is for you."

hard disk?What hard drive?

Oh... She was so tortured that she almost forgot what she wanted in the first place.

Seeing the back of the other party going back happily, Shibukawa Yao hesitated to speak... Well, I don't want this information right now, and I don't want to accompany you on a day trip to Tokyo, is that okay?

The author has something to say:

No.

If I don't arrange you clearly, I won't be your favorite Boss Ah Tian.

Many details in the dialogue between the two in this chapter have been foreshadowed in the previous article. Interested cuties can check it out (in case you say that I wrote it inexplicably...)

So now do you think the former master is really dead?

Tell me about the current time.

One year before the plot of "Bungo Stray Dogs" started.

Half a year before the plot of "My Hero Academia" started.

Other timelines such as Super Power Daughter, Qi Shen, Conan, Natsume, etc. are mixed in the daily life.

It is foreseeable that Yaowan will not be too leisurely along the way to upgrade and fight monsters.