Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

Since today is the itinerary plan for a one-day trip to Tokyo, Shibukawa Yao asked the gentleman sitting in the passenger seat if he had decided where to go while driving.

Osamu Dazai took out a tourist map out of nowhere, and studied it decently for a while before saying, "Let's go to the Imperial Palace."

"Huh? Didn't Mr. Dazai visit that attraction?"

"What am I going to visit the Imperial Palace by myself, waiting to be caught by the police as a suspicious person?"

"..." I was shocked, I didn't expect that Mr. Dazai's positioning of himself was quite accurate.Shibukawa Yao thought in surprise, to be honest, if she hadn't also had a previous record of unwillingness to deal with the police, she really wanted to call the police to turn her neighbors into the police.

But before going there, she still had to ask a few more questions: "What are Mr. Dazai and I planning to do when we go to the Imperial Palace today?"

Dazai looked at her with a smile: "What do you think?"

"Martyrdom, martyrdom?"

"That's right. Isn't this very smart." Dazai praised in a gratifying tone of [the child has grown up].

——Are you trying to splash blood on the residence of the supreme ruler of the country!It's getting too much!Doesn't this man have the word "excessive" in his dictionary?

In order not to be implicated by the other party, Shibukawa Yao decided not to take this guy there to engage in suicide activities even if he was beaten to death.

So in the end they went to a magical attraction.

To be precise, it is a school, not a serious scenic spot.

Seeing the majestic gate at the school gate, the "A" signboard reflecting light in the sun, the tall teaching building, and the high school wall that blocks the outside world, Shibukawa Yoshi's legs softened.

Because the name of this school is called Xiongying High School.

Why is it that only one high school can make a guy like Shibukawa Yao, who is a nominally good citizen who actually does a lot of law and discipline, feel guilty, because this school is one of the top national schools in Japan that specialize in training future professional heroes? prestigious colleges and universities.

The high school known as "East Xiongying, Xishijie" is the dream school of countless children, and Xiongying's hero department is the top hero department in the country.In today's society where all people are personalized, if any child can be admitted, it is definitely comparable to the honor of entering Harvard.

All the teachers in this school are on-the-job professional heroes, and there is nothing to say about all kinds of software and hardware equipment other than strong teachers.Over the years since its establishment, the school has become the cradle of professional heroes in Japan. The current number one in Japan, All Might, and Andeva, who is ranked second, are both famous alumni of the school.Therefore, the strong connections and funds behind this school have already established themselves in the education field, even the Shijie High School in Kansai is slightly inferior in this regard.

Looking at the closed gate of Xiongying High School, Shibukawa Yao fell into a state of confusion.

who I am?Where am I?What should I do?

When others commit crimes, they go directly to the police station. I was coerced into the lair of professional heroes and cast myself into the trap!

"The students inside seem to be in class now," Shibukawa Yao, who was trying to suppress the panic in his heart, turned his head and said to Dazai Osamu, "I'm afraid Xiongying will not open it to the outside world casually. Especially... those of us with unknown origins outsider."

"That's true." Dazai pondered for a few seconds, clapped his palms, and said in a cheerful and lively tone, "Yes! Why don't we commit suicide at this grand gate while there is no one around..."

"Don't laugh and say such terrible things, it will scare the children who are studying inside." Shibukawa Yao said helplessly, "How about I drive around the outer wall of the school, and it will be considered as the end of the visit? "

Dazai laughed heartily, "Just kidding, I actually have acquaintances in this school."

"Huh!" The girl was startled, "Could it be that some hero teacher who is working beat you up?"

"..."

"...It's true, sorry, I'm just making random guesses."

Although the apology was timely, the atmosphere in the car was unavoidably awkward, Shibukawa Yao lowered his head in shame.After a few seconds, she suddenly heard the person beside her speak: "[Eraser·Head], you can also call him Eraser Head."

"Eh? Is that Mr. Dazai's acquaintance?"

"Yeah." Mr. Neighbor calmed down quite a bit at this time, and he quietly explained a few more words, "His ability is very similar to mine, and it is also the ability to temporarily eliminate other people's 'personality', but he relies on sight to activate it. ability, and I have to rely on contact with the other party... In fact, I came to Tokyo this time to find him."

He didn't finish the rest of the sentence, but Shibukawa Yao could more or less guess what this guy wanted to do.

It is likely that Mr. Dazai, who wanted to commit suicide with all his heart, finally felt tired and unloved after being successfully rescued by well-meaning passers-by and passing professional heroes countless times.When I first heard that there was a professional hero in Tokyo who had a personality similar to my own, I excitedly asked for leave to seek my own death.As a result, they just beat him up, and they didn't kill him at all.

Thinking about it, it is true, Mr. Eraserhead taught well, and suddenly a psychopath came to the door and said that he only wanted to die!Everyone has no grievances, and they are professional heroes. It is impossible for Mr. Eraserhead to really kill people.You must know that even All Might strives to capture the enemy alive instead of killing them on the spot - such a comparison, it seems that the previous flame hero Andva is very irritable.

Bah, you deserve it, Andrew, you are number two on the national hero list.

After Shibukawa Yao finished thinking about these things, he noticed that his neighbors were also distracted.

...Hey, Mr. Dazai is still quite handsome when he is not nervous. Whether it is facial features, figure, or temperament, he can be ranked among the top five handsome men she has ever seen.

If there is a layer of network between the two, then the sand sculpture netizen Yoshikawa Shibukawa will definitely be able to yell "I can" and "since my sister can, so can my sister" at pictures of such handsome guys without any psychological burden. , "Oh, I'm hard, I'm fine" and other chicken coop lines.

But in reality... She is still ready to call the police and an ambulance for herself at any time.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai didn't spend too much time meditating, and it might be that the girl's gaze was so dazzling that he had to return to his senses.

"By the way, Yao-chan, I'll give you a free piece of information—have you heard of [Supernatural Singularity]?" He asked with a smile.

"no."

Shibukawa Yao said that he is an ordinary person who has traveled for less than a week, how could he know your internal situation.

"Listen well, the so-called [Ability Singularity] can also be called [Personality Singularity], which refers to the cancellation phenomenon of two identical abilities after a collision. Its probability of occurrence is very small, and the trigger conditions are very small. Harsh. But when they meet, usually those two become lifelong enemies."

"Wow, did Mr. Dazai and Mr. Eraserhead trigger—"

"That's not true." Dazai flatly denied the speculation, "That's why I'm a little disappointed."

Shibukawa Yao didn't doubt whether the other party would lie to him, mainly because it was unnecessary.She also doesn't know if there is another person in this world who has the same "personality" of her own.

It's just that when she talked about the topic of supernatural powers and singularities just now, she noticed that Mr. Dazai's iris-colored eyes became more and more quiet and deep.Rather than saying it is the eyes, it is more like the feeling of inorganic objects.

Although there was no unnecessary expression on his face, Shibukawa Yo always felt that...he probably remembered some memorable people and things.

Maybe he remembered the person who told him this information?

Shibukawa Yao suddenly had a slightly bold guess in his mind: Maybe what Mr. Dazai wants to pursue is neither real death, nor some [supernatural singularity] or old enemy, but to see again in the fierce supernatural collision. Someone's back.

Then their journey finally became smoother, without too many accidents, and they visited Sensoji Temple, Ueno Park and Tokyo Skytree successively.

In Sensoji Temple, Shibukawa Yao asked himself a safe and smooth guardian.Behind him, Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets, watching her boredly praying for metaphysics for better luck, his eyes seemed to be observing the behavior patterns of some small wild animals.

Although Ueno Park is very beautiful, it is a pity that it is autumn and it is not yet the cherry blossom viewing season, so there are many fewer tourists, so it is very suitable for a walk.The two discussed various topics about cherry blossoms along the way, and walked half a circle around the park in a gag.

Then they encountered a homicide, and they were finally allowed to leave the park after a young boy wearing glasses and a blue suit assisted the police in solving the case.Osamu Dazai always said that the reasoning of the child was very similar to a colleague of his detective agency, Shibukawa began to wonder if that colleague was also short...

After watching a good show, the two outsiders were finally hungry at this time, and ran to the famous Tsukiji Market to taste a sushi meal made of freshly caught sea fish. After eating, they went to Tokyo Skytree to visit .

Although Shibukawa Yao was very nervous about whether the other party would have another high-jumping event on the way, Dazai Osamu just smiled and comforted her after listening to it. When he came up in the elevator just now, he saw professional heroes flying and patrolling nearby.The implication is that he doesn't want to do useless work...

When they got down from the tower, night had already fallen, Shibukawa Yoshi asked the other party if he wanted to bring some souvenirs for his colleagues to taste.

Osamu Dazai suddenly showed a reluctant look: "Do you want to bring it?"

"...It won't cost too much to bring some specialty products."

Shibukawa Yao looked at this guy speechlessly, Mr. Dazai, you can easily be bullied in the workplace like this!No, just stop bullying others!

To be honest, after playing half-accompanied and half-visiting all day today, she finally confirmed that she will probably always be an innocent and innocent joke character in front of the other party. depression.

Noticing that the girl showed the delicate expression of hesitating to speak but actually very worried, Osamu Dazai cheered up a little, "Hey, that's fine, just let them deal with it casually."

Ignoring the perfunctory in the words, Shibukawa Yao still carefully helped the other party choose some high-quality and cheap small souvenirs and special pastries, as if he was choosing gifts for his relatives and friends in foreign countries.

Dazai raised his hands, folded them behind his head, and followed her to pick out special products everywhere, and said with a smile: "Just take whatever you want, why bother."

"Mr. Dazai, aren't you short of cash?"

"Anyway, I can steal Zhongye's card, so it doesn't matter if I max it out in one go."

"???"

etc?Who is Zhong Ye again!Could it be [Purse No. [-]] following Kunikida-kun's [Purse No. [-]]!Mr. Dazai, do you still have a dozen of these scam lists behind your back? !

Shibukawa? Really poor? There are only 4 digits left in the account? Yao decided to ignore the voice of uneasy conscience and pretended not to hear the other party's whisper.

Osamu Dazai looked at her back who was pretending to be stupid, and couldn't help but smiled softly.

Later, after Shibukawa Yo sent the person back to Yokohama, he realized that he had become "Mr. Dazai's Wallet No. [-]".

Um?So it was me who was eyeing! ?

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In the world line of this article, Mr. Oda Saku, who changed Dazai's life, also died unfortunately.

As a large-scale supernatural organization, the degree of difficulty in obtaining a "special ability opening license" has increased exponentially compared to the original work. After all, the supernatural beings in the original work are only middle and high-level managers, and now they have expanded to the bottom of the company. Members have "personalities".Coupled with the fact that notorious dark organizations such as the Enemy League have a lot of bad records, and there are also many professional hero firms in Baidao among the people, it can be said that the Supernatural Secret Service Division is very cautious when issuing this license.

Therefore, Mr. Oda Saku still died under the conspiracy of the high-level game. Here we can roughly guess Dazai's mood.

——Obviously everyone is getting stronger, but why can't the lives of important people be saved?

Unable to let it go, he eventually defected to Hong Kong gangsters and joined the martial arts investigation.

——If it is an ordinary society without individuality, it is of course impossible to resurrect the dead... But in this strange new era, will there really be that kind of supernatural ability to reverse life and death?

Dazai kept thinking about this question until he met the person who seemed to have the answer.