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Chapter 8 The meeting between Zhou Cairen and the Immortal Emperor
If it was shirtless or something, he had tried this before in the summer, but it wasn't just the top that wasn't there, it was the whole body that had no clothes! !
I don't know that this system is so humane, but they even put a thin quilt on the two of them. Zhou Gongci, who saw his fragrance ~ his shoulders were slightly exposed, even slightly lifted the quilt and looked inside. I was frightened, and what I saw was a white ball, so I quickly covered the quilt tightly.
Turning his head to look at the side of his bed, with black hair scattered on the bed~, the dark-eyed emperor who was obviously awakened by his movement slowly woke up.
What used to be insignificant now matters.
The barrage water friends were extremely excited to see this scene, as if boiling water had exploded, it began to boil, and the barrage quickly floated past his eyes in a dense manner.
Barrage: anchor, are you okay?
Barrage: anchor, do you feel any pain?
Barrage: Oh, my aunt laughed when I saw this picture
Barrage: The anchor hugging the quilt in panic is really cute
Barrage: Quickly ask him what he did!
……
The row after row of bullet screens made him confused and a little funny, but in front of him was a scene that he couldn’t laugh at. He didn’t understand the words of the bullet screens, such as what and where it hurts, he really moved his body stupidly. After moving, he found that there was nothing wrong with it. Looking at the barrage and anxiously asking him if it hurts, he replied them very understandingly.
{Don't worry, I wasn't stripped~ naked and beaten up, I didn't feel any pain!Don’t worry, veterans, I will not be beaten if I am strong, only I will not be beaten when I hit others!Besides, this emperor is like a younger brother, I knocked him to the ground two or three times! }
Barrage: 23333 You are really stupid
Barrage: If you still want to knock others down now, you will be knocked down directly by others
Barrage: Two silly~ son
Zhou Gongci saw the dark-eyed emperor who was awakened and lay on the bed for a while, then slowly turned his head to him, and saw him being hugged by the best woman from a good family in this classic TV series The quilt was stunned for two or three seconds, and then jumped up very quickly like a carp turning over, his eyes were full of surprise, and he still questioned.
"How did you get on my bed~?"
Zhou Gongci looked confused: "Brother, you drank a fake bar, should I ask?"
"How do I know that I still have to ask!"
The mandarin of the two seems to be not very standard, but the two idiots have not realized the accent error of the other party in the conversation, and they are still engaged in the mystery of sleep that is not nutritious and cannot be discussed.
The water friends in the barrage watched the conversation between the Chongqing-accented emperor and the Changsha-accented concubine, and they were all stunned, and they made the barrage fly.
Barrage: Wow, why is this emperor from Chongqing?
Barrage: Is there such an operation?
Barrage: I have a bold idea right now
Barrage: Can't both of them be players?
The emperor with dark circles was still accusing Zhou Gongci all the time, and he was about to jump up and pinch his waist to swear deeply as a shrew.
"It's obvious that you just climbed onto my bed and took off your clothes, not only your own, but also yours~ Damn, come and take off mine, you really like to hate me!"
Zhou Gongci couldn't bear it when he heard this, and jumped up to reason while hugging the quilt, so he jumped up when he was so excited.The two were originally covered with a quilt, but now he jumped up with the quilt in his arms, and the distance between the two of them automatically opened up again, naturally the quilt was not long enough to cover their flawless bodies.
"Wow, what are you doing?! Why are you pulling my quilt? Are you trying to do something to me?!" Seeing that the quilt was about to be snatched away, and his body was almost exposed, the emperor with dark circles grabbed the quilt and followed Zhou Gongci and Zhou Gongci pulled back and forth like a tug of war.
"Fuck the poisonous fart!! I just want to stand up!!" Zhou Gongci replied not to be outdone.
"Let go of Li's hand there!! Otherwise, I will call someone! I really need to scream! I really want to scream!"
Zhou Gongci didn't let go, and he still replied a few more words, but at this time he was a little distracted to watch the barrage, because he somehow felt that the dark-eyed emperor not only had Nima's temperament so like a fairy, but even Nima's The tone of speech is so similar, which scares him a little.
So he hurriedly asked the barrage water friend for advice.
{Old irons, why is this person so like a fairy?Do you think he looks like him?I think it's so Nima-like, even the fucking Chongqing accent is the same, and the way they scold me is almost the same! }
Barrage: Who is Xianmou?
Barrage: According to the name I saw at the beginning, the emperor's name is Li Xian!
Barrage: Someone first, right?
Barrage: I think it should be a player too!
Barrage: I think it's the same as the one above!
……
Zhou Gongci shut his mouth for a while, and watched the barrage silently, and found that many people suspected that the emperor with dark circles in front of him was a player, and he himself had a strong intuition, which belonged to Huskies.
Looking at the little white face with dark circles under his eyes, he was still struggling to pull the quilt on the opposite side, chanting something unconvinced, such as "Damn it", "This is a joke", "Why does the emperor have no power at all", "I'm so mad I'm gone" and the like.
Zhou Gongci has always been a straightforward person, he doesn't know those oblique words very much, not to mention that at this time he has no other way to verify whether the emperor is a fairy or not.
So he asked directly.
"Hey! Is it someone from Xian?"
Hearing this, the other party paused while pulling the quilt, raised his head and looked at him with complicated eyes, and said, "Xian so-and-so? Which fairy-so-so?"
After all, Li Xian can also be someone first, right? He is still a bit wise.
The straight man of steel couldn't help but start talking with the usual yelling dialogue he used to talk to some immortals. He didn't think that if he yelled like this, the game character would die and return to the situation of reloading the file.
"Just Nima, that fairy, who else!"
Hearing this, the other party's small eyes also began to look illusory, and he began to seriously think of someone Zhou, the originator of the familiar roaring conversation in the past.
"Lili... Lili...couldn't it be... Nimali is Zhou Gongci?!!" The other party also started to mess up, and also started to yell.
"Fuck! It's really here! How could it be here!" Zhou Gongci was about to follow Ling~.
"How do I know! I came here as soon as I fell asleep! I feel like I have entered a different dimension. I am stupid. I still have some kind of emperor system in my mind to be an emperor. Wo Nima is so wronged, Wo doesn’t want to be the emperor at all, and misses Fei’s family..." As he spoke, Li Xian was about to feel wronged, and seeing that Xi Jingxian was about to go online, he was crying and pretending to be wronged like he usually deceives barrage.
Hearing Li Xian's aggrieved voice and that small, sad face, Zhou Gongci was a little flustered, but he wanted to laugh a little bit, so he could only suppress his smile and keep his roaring tone and said: " I'm afraid I'm a hairy person here. I, Zhou, are here. My IQ is explosively high. Don't worry, I can go back soon. Here, if I have a meal from Zhou, I will eat two from you! "
Listening to Zhou Gongci's ambitious and heroic tone like shouting wheat, it is not at all like the gentle tone of comfort, and there is still a foolish tone in the tone, and there is a hint of coercion in the words. Li Xian, who was originally wronged, couldn't bear it when he heard this I couldn't help laughing, and laughed and cursed helplessly: "Damn it's because of Li Laozi that you have to be afraid! Li, this person is so stupid that Lao Capital feels that you will never be able to go back because of your labor management! There is still me who has a mouthful of food. I will eat two bites of food, Nima Laozi is the emperor! Whoever I want will die! I am the biggest in this palace!"
Zhou Gongci watched Li Xian grow up from his grievances and shouted at him in a calm manner, and he got up happily again, and echoed with a smile: "Yes, yes, it's very strong there!"
Hearing such flattery, Li Xian was so ecstatic that he almost pinched his waist and groaned.However, he found a fatal problem, that is, looking at Zhou Gongci's body that looked like a little girl and Xiaojiabiyu's small face, he started to laugh out loud.
"Hahahaha...hahahaha... Oh my god, what is this Zhou Gongci? Is it a child Lu? I said that you didn't meet me before. Nima turned out to be a child Lu. Those photos are all It's a lie!"
Li Xian didn't forget to complain about the little girl Zhou Gongci's face during her belly laugh. She laughed exaggeratedly, leaning forward and backward, a large~snow-white skin was revealed from the falling quilt. The small~ face that was so white that the blood vessels seemed to be seen clearly was even blushed because of the wild laughter, and the cheeks were red and the teeth were white.
Zhou Gongci still has a strong identification of male and female genders, calling him a girl is simply unbearable, so he doesn't care about looking at the beautiful spring scene in front of him, and just wants to go back and refute the fact that he is a blue boy identity.
"Let you go~ damn banana fart!! I'm a blue boy! What are you thinking about all day, so-and-so, it's so scary!"
Li Xian laughed so hard that tears came out, he stretched out his hand to wipe away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and continued to smile and said, "Hahaha...you're obviously a child of Lu, don't deny it, and I won't discriminate against you! Hahaha... "
Zhou Gongci argued hard: "Wo is a blue boy!!"
"Fart! Li is a blue boy, why did you enter the palace? How did you become a concubine? Li still wants to lie to me!"
"My mother's den is a blue boy! If you don't believe me, come and search! If it's not a blue boy, I'll...I'll..." Zhou Gongci suddenly ran out of words.
"Why do I just drink two cans of Pepsi?!"
And witnessed the barrage of the two people's arguing about their recognition and later about the difference between men and women. The screen is frantically swiping, and the number of people watching is also soaring.
Barrage: Fuck~ The emperor is also a player, and the queen is also a player. This is so interesting!
Barrage: This harem is not full of players, is it?
Barrage: City will play 23333
Barrage: The emperor and the queen still know each other, which explains the problem
Barrage: If the emperor still doesn't believe your gender anchor, show him a big treasure
Barrage: Have you ever seen a child Lu who is as rough as the anchor? 2333
I don't know that this system is so humane, but they even put a thin quilt on the two of them. Zhou Gongci, who saw his fragrance ~ his shoulders were slightly exposed, even slightly lifted the quilt and looked inside. I was frightened, and what I saw was a white ball, so I quickly covered the quilt tightly.
Turning his head to look at the side of his bed, with black hair scattered on the bed~, the dark-eyed emperor who was obviously awakened by his movement slowly woke up.
What used to be insignificant now matters.
The barrage water friends were extremely excited to see this scene, as if boiling water had exploded, it began to boil, and the barrage quickly floated past his eyes in a dense manner.
Barrage: anchor, are you okay?
Barrage: anchor, do you feel any pain?
Barrage: Oh, my aunt laughed when I saw this picture
Barrage: The anchor hugging the quilt in panic is really cute
Barrage: Quickly ask him what he did!
……
The row after row of bullet screens made him confused and a little funny, but in front of him was a scene that he couldn’t laugh at. He didn’t understand the words of the bullet screens, such as what and where it hurts, he really moved his body stupidly. After moving, he found that there was nothing wrong with it. Looking at the barrage and anxiously asking him if it hurts, he replied them very understandingly.
{Don't worry, I wasn't stripped~ naked and beaten up, I didn't feel any pain!Don’t worry, veterans, I will not be beaten if I am strong, only I will not be beaten when I hit others!Besides, this emperor is like a younger brother, I knocked him to the ground two or three times! }
Barrage: 23333 You are really stupid
Barrage: If you still want to knock others down now, you will be knocked down directly by others
Barrage: Two silly~ son
Zhou Gongci saw the dark-eyed emperor who was awakened and lay on the bed for a while, then slowly turned his head to him, and saw him being hugged by the best woman from a good family in this classic TV series The quilt was stunned for two or three seconds, and then jumped up very quickly like a carp turning over, his eyes were full of surprise, and he still questioned.
"How did you get on my bed~?"
Zhou Gongci looked confused: "Brother, you drank a fake bar, should I ask?"
"How do I know that I still have to ask!"
The mandarin of the two seems to be not very standard, but the two idiots have not realized the accent error of the other party in the conversation, and they are still engaged in the mystery of sleep that is not nutritious and cannot be discussed.
The water friends in the barrage watched the conversation between the Chongqing-accented emperor and the Changsha-accented concubine, and they were all stunned, and they made the barrage fly.
Barrage: Wow, why is this emperor from Chongqing?
Barrage: Is there such an operation?
Barrage: I have a bold idea right now
Barrage: Can't both of them be players?
The emperor with dark circles was still accusing Zhou Gongci all the time, and he was about to jump up and pinch his waist to swear deeply as a shrew.
"It's obvious that you just climbed onto my bed and took off your clothes, not only your own, but also yours~ Damn, come and take off mine, you really like to hate me!"
Zhou Gongci couldn't bear it when he heard this, and jumped up to reason while hugging the quilt, so he jumped up when he was so excited.The two were originally covered with a quilt, but now he jumped up with the quilt in his arms, and the distance between the two of them automatically opened up again, naturally the quilt was not long enough to cover their flawless bodies.
"Wow, what are you doing?! Why are you pulling my quilt? Are you trying to do something to me?!" Seeing that the quilt was about to be snatched away, and his body was almost exposed, the emperor with dark circles grabbed the quilt and followed Zhou Gongci and Zhou Gongci pulled back and forth like a tug of war.
"Fuck the poisonous fart!! I just want to stand up!!" Zhou Gongci replied not to be outdone.
"Let go of Li's hand there!! Otherwise, I will call someone! I really need to scream! I really want to scream!"
Zhou Gongci didn't let go, and he still replied a few more words, but at this time he was a little distracted to watch the barrage, because he somehow felt that the dark-eyed emperor not only had Nima's temperament so like a fairy, but even Nima's The tone of speech is so similar, which scares him a little.
So he hurriedly asked the barrage water friend for advice.
{Old irons, why is this person so like a fairy?Do you think he looks like him?I think it's so Nima-like, even the fucking Chongqing accent is the same, and the way they scold me is almost the same! }
Barrage: Who is Xianmou?
Barrage: According to the name I saw at the beginning, the emperor's name is Li Xian!
Barrage: Someone first, right?
Barrage: I think it should be a player too!
Barrage: I think it's the same as the one above!
……
Zhou Gongci shut his mouth for a while, and watched the barrage silently, and found that many people suspected that the emperor with dark circles in front of him was a player, and he himself had a strong intuition, which belonged to Huskies.
Looking at the little white face with dark circles under his eyes, he was still struggling to pull the quilt on the opposite side, chanting something unconvinced, such as "Damn it", "This is a joke", "Why does the emperor have no power at all", "I'm so mad I'm gone" and the like.
Zhou Gongci has always been a straightforward person, he doesn't know those oblique words very much, not to mention that at this time he has no other way to verify whether the emperor is a fairy or not.
So he asked directly.
"Hey! Is it someone from Xian?"
Hearing this, the other party paused while pulling the quilt, raised his head and looked at him with complicated eyes, and said, "Xian so-and-so? Which fairy-so-so?"
After all, Li Xian can also be someone first, right? He is still a bit wise.
The straight man of steel couldn't help but start talking with the usual yelling dialogue he used to talk to some immortals. He didn't think that if he yelled like this, the game character would die and return to the situation of reloading the file.
"Just Nima, that fairy, who else!"
Hearing this, the other party's small eyes also began to look illusory, and he began to seriously think of someone Zhou, the originator of the familiar roaring conversation in the past.
"Lili... Lili...couldn't it be... Nimali is Zhou Gongci?!!" The other party also started to mess up, and also started to yell.
"Fuck! It's really here! How could it be here!" Zhou Gongci was about to follow Ling~.
"How do I know! I came here as soon as I fell asleep! I feel like I have entered a different dimension. I am stupid. I still have some kind of emperor system in my mind to be an emperor. Wo Nima is so wronged, Wo doesn’t want to be the emperor at all, and misses Fei’s family..." As he spoke, Li Xian was about to feel wronged, and seeing that Xi Jingxian was about to go online, he was crying and pretending to be wronged like he usually deceives barrage.
Hearing Li Xian's aggrieved voice and that small, sad face, Zhou Gongci was a little flustered, but he wanted to laugh a little bit, so he could only suppress his smile and keep his roaring tone and said: " I'm afraid I'm a hairy person here. I, Zhou, are here. My IQ is explosively high. Don't worry, I can go back soon. Here, if I have a meal from Zhou, I will eat two from you! "
Listening to Zhou Gongci's ambitious and heroic tone like shouting wheat, it is not at all like the gentle tone of comfort, and there is still a foolish tone in the tone, and there is a hint of coercion in the words. Li Xian, who was originally wronged, couldn't bear it when he heard this I couldn't help laughing, and laughed and cursed helplessly: "Damn it's because of Li Laozi that you have to be afraid! Li, this person is so stupid that Lao Capital feels that you will never be able to go back because of your labor management! There is still me who has a mouthful of food. I will eat two bites of food, Nima Laozi is the emperor! Whoever I want will die! I am the biggest in this palace!"
Zhou Gongci watched Li Xian grow up from his grievances and shouted at him in a calm manner, and he got up happily again, and echoed with a smile: "Yes, yes, it's very strong there!"
Hearing such flattery, Li Xian was so ecstatic that he almost pinched his waist and groaned.However, he found a fatal problem, that is, looking at Zhou Gongci's body that looked like a little girl and Xiaojiabiyu's small face, he started to laugh out loud.
"Hahahaha...hahahaha... Oh my god, what is this Zhou Gongci? Is it a child Lu? I said that you didn't meet me before. Nima turned out to be a child Lu. Those photos are all It's a lie!"
Li Xian didn't forget to complain about the little girl Zhou Gongci's face during her belly laugh. She laughed exaggeratedly, leaning forward and backward, a large~snow-white skin was revealed from the falling quilt. The small~ face that was so white that the blood vessels seemed to be seen clearly was even blushed because of the wild laughter, and the cheeks were red and the teeth were white.
Zhou Gongci still has a strong identification of male and female genders, calling him a girl is simply unbearable, so he doesn't care about looking at the beautiful spring scene in front of him, and just wants to go back and refute the fact that he is a blue boy identity.
"Let you go~ damn banana fart!! I'm a blue boy! What are you thinking about all day, so-and-so, it's so scary!"
Li Xian laughed so hard that tears came out, he stretched out his hand to wipe away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and continued to smile and said, "Hahaha...you're obviously a child of Lu, don't deny it, and I won't discriminate against you! Hahaha... "
Zhou Gongci argued hard: "Wo is a blue boy!!"
"Fart! Li is a blue boy, why did you enter the palace? How did you become a concubine? Li still wants to lie to me!"
"My mother's den is a blue boy! If you don't believe me, come and search! If it's not a blue boy, I'll...I'll..." Zhou Gongci suddenly ran out of words.
"Why do I just drink two cans of Pepsi?!"
And witnessed the barrage of the two people's arguing about their recognition and later about the difference between men and women. The screen is frantically swiping, and the number of people watching is also soaring.
Barrage: Fuck~ The emperor is also a player, and the queen is also a player. This is so interesting!
Barrage: This harem is not full of players, is it?
Barrage: City will play 23333
Barrage: The emperor and the queen still know each other, which explains the problem
Barrage: If the emperor still doesn't believe your gender anchor, show him a big treasure
Barrage: Have you ever seen a child Lu who is as rough as the anchor? 2333
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