Straight man of steel live broadcast

Seeing Zhou Gongci's swearing expression, Li Xian was a little shaken, but when he took a serious look at Zhou Gongci's appearance at this time, with his hand still pulling the quilt like an innocent little girl, he said suspiciously: "It's true! Why are you lying to me in such a hurry?"

"Why am I lying! It's my brother, I won't lie to anyone!"

"Why does Lali look like a child Lu? Did Lite go to Thailand for an operation? Lili looks nothing like the Nima in Li's photo!"

"Fuck my mother's poisonous fart! My current appearance doesn't look like the picture in my picture! I became like this when I fell asleep, and I also like Xun! I used to have a handsome face, but now Nima has become a A baby face is very evil!!"

The two old men in their twenties with a physical age added up to less than three years of mental age, so they kept struggling with the question of whether Zhou Gongci was a man or a woman for more than [-] minutes. After all was said and done, the debate was finally brought to an end.

Li Xian curled his lips and reluctantly believed that Zhou Gongci just had the face of Lu Zizi, a man with a big man's body, and he didn't want to really see Zhou Gongci's smooth body under the thin quilt, and he couldn't imagine it either. Like Zhou Gongci, a Lu child lying naked on the bed~, then you should believe that he is a blue child, it’s okay for brothers to lie down and sleep all night.

Besides, there is no such a flat-chested Lu child, right?

After the two chattered wildly, it had been such a long time that no palace servant came in to wake them up.The two didn't suspect anything, and only after a brainless conversation did they start to understand each other's situation seriously.

It is understood that Li Xian only started to enter this game yesterday, but the name of his game is different from that of Zhou Gongci. A game, but not in the same live broadcast system, each has its own independent live broadcast system and different live broadcast platforms.It is also predestined to say that both of them entered the game after falling asleep, and both of them exited the game at the same time. When Zhou Gongci was dragged down by Li Xian to pull the gate, Li Xian chose to be alone in the study. As a result, he was immediately shut down by the assassin.

The two of them had no idea that the other was in this harem game, and they skydived happily together at night.

As soon as he mentioned the emperor's search for true love system, Li Xian began to complain crazily.

"Damn, I really like and dislike! What emperor is looking for true love? Is this emperor still looking for true love? The whole harem of this nima is full of nests!! What kind of true love does the nest need!! All these things are nests!!"

Zhou Gongci is a rare disagreement. After all, he still feels that his IQ is exploding in the universe, especially before going to bed, he cleared the orange light game he played last night. The B number does not exist, so he can swell him If it's swollen, it's almost like singing the first pot with your hands on your hips.

"I don't think so, old man, let me tell you, my system is still a bit unapproved. This post-entry system is a test of IQ, you know? To achieve my position is not something that ordinary people can achieve. If it were someone else, they would have been shut down long ago, but I, Zhou, did it once, so let’s criticize it!”

Li Xian remembered the option that Zhou Gongci yelled at the bedroom that night and then dragged him down by himself, but the idiot in front of him didn't realize that it was Li Xian who pulled him off by himself, so he had to Suppressing a smile, he said, "Mil is very strong, Xiao Zhou! No wonder Wo said that that hot night Lu Sheng, who was so anxious to shit, looks like your silly temperament. It turns out that spicy is li!"

The really stupid Zhou Gongci, who hadn't heard the meaning hidden in the words, was a little dizzy from being blown away, and said shyly: "Chengyi, Chengyi, Xiongtai! It's just a little worse than me!" Just throw it away."

Li Xian was helpless: "It's really stupid."

Barrage: Two idiots, stop blowing water

Barrage: Hurry up and go through the plot, you won't blow it to death here, will you?

Barrage: If you stay in the room for so long, the palace people will think that you are very energetic

Barrage: The emperor is obsessed with talented people's mouth skills and refuses to go to court early

……

Zhou Gongci wanted to laugh when he saw the barrage. He usually has the habit of watching barrage in live broadcasts. This is different from Li Xian. Li Xian rarely watches it, so he often becomes an annoying anchor.

Zhou Gongci looked at the barrage and found it amusing, so he said: "The barrage tells us to hurry up and the plot is so impatient, and he said that I am a foolish emperor and I am a traitorous concubine, my mother! How can you think so much. "

"Fuck off, Li is the stupid king!" Li Xian was also amused by the imagination of the bullet screen, but after all, he knew that the joke was enough and now it's time to get serious about the plot, otherwise he really will stay here for the rest of his life, and he doesn't know Is it possible to go back to reality every time you die in the game?

"But it's time for us to get out of the plot... Well... Let me see what to do next..." Li Xian searched the system for prompts carefully, and found that the system did not pop up an option for him to choose at the moment, but There is a simple line in bold and bold type that describes current developments.

[You summoned Zhou Cairen to attend the bed last night, and he was gentle in the dim moonlight. When the lights flickered, the two spent a beautiful night lovingly. You are still obsessed with last night because the tenderness of the night is so beautiful, So much so that they didn’t go to court in the morning, and the two of them stayed all night]

"Fuck! Vomit..." After reading this introductory plot, Li Xian felt goosebumps all over his body, and reflexively carried out the "daily morning sickness" in reality. After vomiting, he still muttered: "Damn this What kind of system is it? It’s so hot and evil, who wants to be gentle with a blue boy... What is it that a blue boy can still be a queen..."

Zhou Gongci's login system didn't respond, there was no plot development introduction, and there were no options. Seeing Li Xian like this, he pestered him and asked, "What's wrong, old man? Why is it so disgusting?"

At this time, Li Xian was trapped in the trouble of spending a night with a blue boy, so he just replied: "It's so annoying! Damn I think it's disgusting to spend a night with Li!"

"What's wrong with brothers sharing the same bed!" Zhou Gongci, a straight man, didn't think it was a big deal.

"All right, all right... that's right, we are brothers!"

"That's right!"

Barrage: Are you afraid that you have misunderstood the word brother?

Barrage: Am I misunderstanding the word brother?

Barrage: brotherly love

Li Xian, who suddenly figured it out, didn't worry about it anymore. After watching the development of the plot, he probably had a plan in his mind for what to do next.

The first thing is to drive back Zhou Gongci, a talented person who made him get a lustful name!

"Grandpa Zhou be kind to the labor and capital first!" Li Xian just said what he thought in his heart.

"Why, old iron?" Zhou Gongci still had a silly image.

"Don't you want to stay here for the rest of your life? It's a beautiful idea! Put on clothes and let people carry you away!" Li Xian put on a straight face as he spoke, and began to put on his clothes, warning Zhou Gongci before putting them on.

"Don't look at the nest!"

"Who would watch it? I'm not a pervert!"

"Don't even touch the nest!"

Zhou Gongci smiled: "Are you kidding me, old man?!"

"Hmph!" Tsundere Fairy turned around to put on her clothes, and Zhou Gongci also obediently turned his back on his clothes, and the two maintained a perfect tacit understanding.

After changing his clothes, Li Xian asked the palace guards outside to come in and send Zhou Gongci back.

Zhou Gongci returned to the small room in Rongxiu Palace again, this time his stats increased a lot during the night when he was sleeping, petting 5, heart 1.Although he doesn't know what these are for now, the more the better.

After going back and staying in that small room, he suddenly remembered what the purpose of his post-logging system was, he slapped his head suddenly, grinned in pain, and muttered to himself: "I'm so stupid~ Son? Immortal is the emperor, why don’t I just ask him to make me a queen! Do you need to think about such a simple thing?! My IQ is really high in the universe explosion! I can clear the level in a short time and feel comfortable very."

Barrage: hhhhh the anchor really thought of a good idea

Barrage: You can try it

Barrage: The emperor can't give you the queen directly

Barrage: Silly~ Wake up, the queen can't give it directly!

After meeting Li Xian in this way, Zhou Gongci stayed in the small house for several days, eating and drinking without touching the plot, and Li Xian didn't see him either.

After being left out in the cold for three days, the plot appeared.

【Ever since that spring night, the emperor seems to have forgotten your existence and left you in a corner. You are no different from other talents. At night, I secretly fell in love with the emperor, and thus spent a few days alone in Rongxiu Palace~ You were frowning and depressed all day long, one day~ You finally decided to go out to relax to relieve the depression that has been going on for many days]

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Zhou Gongci was dumbfounded when he saw it, but he knew that the plot was to let him get out of this room and stop being an otaku. He changed into lighter clothes and thought about going out. Recently, he found a suit that fits his needs better. Wearing trouser-style skirts, the kind of skirt with trousers on the inside and a thin layer on the outside, is still acceptable and much more convenient.

He has a pair of small feet, and he wears plain embroidered shoes with no patterns on them, and he goes out with his horoscope.

Barrage: Such a cute blue boy is a splayed foot

Barrage: Pay attention to your posture, pay attention to your posture!

Barrage: My God, I can't bear to be blind!