Straight man of steel live broadcast

The moment he opened his eyes, the familiar system sound sounded in his head again.

"Ding dong! Welcome the host back to the harem journey! Since your last game character died, the system will automatically return to start the game. I wish you a happy life and a happy game, clear the level as soon as possible, and don't indulge in the harem game."

He did a dj!Wasn't it a dream that night?Or is there a sequel to this dream?

Sure enough, the log-in system in bold and bold that didn't appear in my mind during the day came out again at this time.And those barrage kings have become active again.

Barrage: Hello anchor!

Barrage: Wow, I'm starting to see the anchor's flourishing beauty and explosive high IQ again.

Barrage: Zhou Cairen hiccupped, should he be called Miss Zhou now?

Zhou Gongci's straight male thinking first reaction expressed resistance to the title of Miss Zhou.

{You can’t call me Miss Zhou!It feels so bad! }

Barrage: 2333333

Barrage: Then I’ll call you a big guy in women’s clothing

Barrage: Bow to the women's clothing boss

The barrage still teased and laughed at him as always, which didn't dampen his confidence at all.As usual, he first went to the bronze mirror to observe his own appearance first, and it was no different from what he saw last time, as usual, Xiaojiabiyu was white~tender.Knowing that he will return to reality and won't be stuck here all the time, he can say that he is more relaxed when dealing with this game. It's half serious and half playful. For example, he is talking to someone he doesn't know in front of the bronze mirror. The barrage water friends started a new round of boasting.

{Brothers, can you see my face now? }

He touched his white and tender melon-seeded face, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

Barrage: I saw the beauty of the prosperous age

Barrage: I'm about to cry

{Actually, I don’t pay much attention to appearance.But my face in reality is actually a little handsome, no kidding, it's really a little handsome!So in this game, although the little girl's face is pretty, it makes people feel a bit like a younger brother, which is very uncomfortable! }

Barrage: Is the anchor handsome in reality?

Barrage: send a photo to see

Barrage: I don't believe it

{It’s true not to lie to you!If you have a chance, let you have a look!When you see my face, the corners of your mouth will rise slightly, and you will feel very comfortable. }

Barrage: 233333 host is making us feel better again

Barrage: The anchor is very concerned about social expenses

Barrage: Reporting the anchor is very sexy!

Barrage: Stop bragging and start the plot!

……

After Zhou Gongci boasted for nearly an hour, although he couldn't move his mouth, but bragging also requires energy, and his brain is also very tired. After all, the brain capacity is not much, and this bragging is a bit tasteless, so he finally I remembered to go to the plot.

He remembered Brother Huan who woke up last time to wake him up and gave him lotus seed soup.

So he opened his voice and started shouting.

"Brother Huan! Brother Huan!"

But there was no response, no one came in.

He was puzzled, so he asked Mr. Danmaku.

{How much trouble is this?Why no one cares about me?Brother Huan, wouldn't Nima go to fight the landlord? }

Barrage: 23333 A good girl is called a brother

Barrage: Anchor, you must be a straight man of steel!

Barrage: Who will answer you if you call me brother!

Zhou Gongci was skeptical of what the barrage said. After all, he usually called the water friends of the barrage like brothers and sisters during the live broadcast in reality, which seemed very kind!The brothers fell in love with each other in an instant!

{If Brother Huan is wrong, I will try Sister Huan.That's all right, right?I feel that sisters are very kind! }

Think like this and do it.

"Sister Huan! Sister Huan!"

The barrage has already broken Zhou Gongci's heart. I have never seen such a rough and stupid person who watched the live broadcast of the Orange Light Harem game.

Barrage: Will Xiaohuan die if you call him?

Barrage: Call Xiaohuan to trigger the plot!

Barrage: I beg you to listen to us once!

In the end, of course, there was no response...

Zhou Gongci is a person who knows his mistakes and corrects them. Now that he saw rows of bullet screens brushing past Xiaohuan, he finally obeyed obediently.

"Little Ring!"

This call really summoned Comrade Maid and Brother Xiaohuan.

Xiaohuan walked towards him nervously, and said, "What's wrong with Miss? Could it be that something is uncomfortable?"

Zhou Gongci nodded and said, "It's okay." Facing Xiaohuan's outstretched little hand, he resolutely avoided it, and he walked away and stood aside.

Although Xiaohuan was puzzled by Zhou Gongci's reaction, she didn't say anything, and continued to speak the lines of the npc just like Zhou Gongci experienced the last time.

"Miss, did you forget that the master said that he will come to see the lady later and discuss some things with the lady."

Zhou Gongci remembered this old man, it was the old man with this body, last time he said in the game that he could not see this old man, but it turned out that this old man was a social worker and rushed in with someone, which surprised him.

If he refuses again this time, this master seems difficult to get along with, so what if he just rushes over and gives him a big mouth!

So decisively chose to meet.

His father really came in with a gentle and considerate face, very gentle and earnestly wanted to take his hand over to prepare for a wave of dialogue between souls.

When the hand was five centimeters away from him, he dodged it.

What a joke, how could he be held by a big man by a big man?

The father's wrinkled face showed a bit of embarrassment, but it didn't affect the progress of the father's plot, and then he asked whether he could enter the palace or not.

Last time, he wanted to be a queen with all his heart, so he chose to enter the palace to do his part for the family without hesitation. How could he have thought that the queen would die if he was only a talented person? He's such a fucking dog.The emperor was still like a younger brother, as if he was not pleasing to the eye, and he was dragged down.

If you don't try to enter the palace this time, the harem will be a slaughterhouse.

He chose not to enter the palace and wanted to live a peaceful life.

Then, he was beaten violently! ! !

It's really a beating! !

All of a sudden, he was dragged down by a few servants behind the old man, and when he was dragged to the corner, fists rained down on his head and face, avoiding his face with every punch, and greeting him.

The point is that this plot did not skip like a medical examination, but it really came true, and he could really feel the pain.

He was stunned by the beating, and there were a few lines of explanation in bold and bold font in front of him.

【Because your refusal to enter the palace violated your father's wishes, you were dragged down and beaten up by your father's order. He meant to beat you until you were willing to enter the palace】

Lying ~ trough!Is this game so cruel?Is this daddy your mother's scumbag, right?

Although he had been a soldier, he really wanted to jump up and punch him with a backhand, but his body at this moment was not at all his 1 meter tall man, and he was so beaten that he was powerless to fight back.

He was very angry, and held his head high, like a martyr who refused to die bravely.

With trembling lips, he said, "Father! I was wrong! I'm entering the palace!"

The fist that was as big as a sandbag on his body disappeared immediately, and the old man in front of him, who was originally clouded by the remarks about him not entering the palace, also smiled full of chrysanthemums.

Barrage: Counsel quickly

Barrage: Save your life and enter the palace quickly

Barrage: die or be queen

{Where is this a harem game?This is so crueler than that skydiving!I was almost hammered to death!Oh god, how could they attack a weak man like me. }

Barrage: 233333 is a mentally handicapped boy, right?

Barrage: That mentally handicapped boy, are you trying to laugh at me to death?

Barrage: Are you trying to laugh at me to death so that I can continue my bragging?

Just like last time, he entered the palace again.

Then at this time, as if the barrage just thought of it, there was a barrage saying whether he had saved it before.

He jumped up and clapped his hands, realizing that he had a save file, wouldn't it be more unjust to be beaten that badly! ! !

He read the file directly, and the picture in front of him was like looking at flowers on a horse, and he swiped it in an instant, and then it was the night when he was going to bed.

Looking up and looking around in a daze, a father-in-law who took him to bed at the beginning came up in front of him, and he followed him foolishly.

Then I saw the little fair-faced and black-eyed emperor annotating the memorial in front of the case. The wick on the case swayed left and right with the night wind, reflecting that jade-like face, and the thick eyelashes cast a small shadow. Reading the memorial, he seemed unaware of the movement of him entering the hall, as if he had no sense of existence.

Looking at it from this angle, the aura of that small face is really like a fairy.

So he stood for another hour, and his feet were sore again. During this hour, he carefully thought about how to make the emperor with dark circles not pull his brakes, and how to make the emperor docile.

After thinking for a long time, I still didn't think of a countermeasure.

Fortunately, there is also Mr. Danmaku.

{Guys, what should I do next?I feel that no matter what I do, I will be pulled off}

Barrage: Did you just stand there thinking?

Barrage: Go straight up and give him a meme

Barrage: Give him a massage

……

The bullet screens were swiped row by row, and there were all kinds of strange ways. He carefully searched for a suitable method from the strange ways.

It seems that massage is the most practical.

{Alright, I'm going to give him a massage!I usually like massage very much, give him a surprise!Press him docilely.I, Nima, have learned how to use grappling hands in the army!Must be professional! }

With that in mind, I was ready to do it.He rubbed his hands with fists, and almost spit a little and rubbed his palms.It's as scary as wanting to slaughter pigs and sheep.

He walked around behind the emperor quietly like this, hesitated for a while, put his hands on his shoulders, and started to massage.

He said it was a grasping hand, but in fact he had also learned a few massage techniques, which happened to be experimented on this emperor.

After pressing like this for half an hour, his hands were a little sore. Looking at the white~tender hands, he thought he didn't want to give the emperor a massage. Why did he feel that the emperor was enjoying himself so much that he was very uncomfortable.

【Because of your empathetic pressing~rubbing your shoulders, the emperor feels very comfortable, and feels that you are very gentle and pleasant. 】

"Don't press it." A clear voice sounded.

His hand was held down, and the emperor in front of him turned around with a complicated look in his eyes, with indescribable emotions, the so-called deep eyes.

He suddenly realized that something bad was going to happen next, it seemed that such a scene seemed to have been seen in a certain Gongdou drama.

Dim lights, night breeze blowing slightly, cryptic eyes, a man and a woman live alone in a room.

Barrage: Will something unexpected happen next?

Barrage: Is the indescribable thing about to start? So excited

Barrage: Minors please avoid

Barrage: Minors please watch accompanied by their parents!

……

After watching the barrage, he felt a little indescribable.

At this time, in order to protect himself, should he use a set of military punches to scare the emperor to death?

However, when all the barrage masters were looking forward to the upcoming adult plot that they would like to hear and hear, the two looked at each other, and when the ambiguous bgm was about to sound, the system took the initiative to cut off this plot.

[Because of the presence of minors among the viewers, the live broadcast system took the initiative to skip the plot of the bedtime spring night, and the host went directly to the bedside room the next morning, please make persistent efforts and continue to work hard to become the queen]

Just when he was about to make a move, there was another fast-forward scene in front of him. When he came back to his senses, he was already lying on the bed~, or lying on the bed~ with a man.

When he opened his eyes, he felt itchy on his face, as if there was a strand of hair on his face. He couldn't help but grabbed the strand of hair, and then looked up along the strand of hair, and saw you next to you~Mom Lying a large living person.

Bullet screen: Lying~ Groove!D

Barrage: Did I miss a big part?

Barrage: Is this edited?

……

It's not a very scary thing to lie down with a man. When he was in the army, he often slept in the same bed with those brothers, and that's not a big deal.

But what's a little bit, he found that he, didn't, wear, clothes!

This is very uncomfortable! ! ! !