Straight man of steel live broadcast

In the end, Li Xian compromised because of Zhou Gongci's "suicide threat theory".

However, the two of them are online game anchors after all, so they still have to spend some time on the online game to mix things up for a long time, or else they will go wandering in other games right away, and they will probably be caught by the super management of the live broadcast platform.

Suddenly Li Xian moved closer to Mai, changed his soft Chongqing accent, and yelled out three words in a subwoofer.

"Zhou Gongci."

Zhou Gongci frowned, realizing that the matter was not simple, and it seemed that such a scene seemed familiar.

However, Zhou Gongci still responded foolishly without any precaution.

"Why?"

"Stupid ~ forceful!"

"..."

This kind of scene is similar to the tricks played in elementary school in the past, calling the other party's name in a serious manner, and laughing at the other party as soon as the other party responds.

Li Xian also learned this kind of trick from Fei Diao, and then applied it to Zhou Gongci, every time he tried it with success.

Zhou Gongci was not angry either, instead he smiled and said, "Brother, why are you so childish?"

Barrage: These two people are not three years old together

Barrage: But you are fooled every time

Barrage: For the stupid you, everything will try and work

Li Xian ignored his words and began to change the subject again.

"Oh, it's so boring, there is no passion in life."

Li Xian broadcasts live every day, and he has just returned to online games not long ago. He has a restless heart in his heart. He is unwilling to live in an ordinary online game life, so he wants to do something.

"What do you want to do there?"

"I need passion!" Li Xian shouted excitedly, "You know passion?"

Zhou Gongci also echoed: "What do you want to do, someone from Zhou will definitely help you!"

"Wow, I'm really touched by Xiao Zhouli's words." After expressing his emotions, he changed the subject and said in a tone reminiscent of the past: "Ah... I haven't fought a gang war for a long time..."

"Uh... do you want to fight for help?"

Li Xian knew the reason and asked, "Can... can it be?"

Zhou Gongci shouted loudly: "It must be possible! I will raise the banner to let the gang come over now!"

Xi Jingxian went online: "Wow, how did Xiao Zhouli treat me so well?" The first sentence touched the brotherhood of the two, but the latter sentence immediately changed the style of painting.

"Are you trying to fuck me?"

Zhou Gongci yelled and retorted as usual, with the same words for thousands of years: "Fuck you bloody farts! Because we are brothers!"

Barrage: good brother!

Barrage: Brothers have nothing to say when they do this

Barrage: Do you want to be a fairy?

Xi Jingxian said to herself, with a suspicious tone: "I feel like you just want to pick on me? Are you interested in me? I told you not to get emotional or get hurt!"

"Let you go~ Mom! How can we two be blue kids together!"

The very reasonable thinking of a straight man and the very reasonable rebuttal of a straight man convinced Li Xian.

"makes sense."

As the topic got further and further away, Zhou Gongci remembered the topic of the previous conversation, and asked: "Then what's going on now? Whose gang war is it?"

The moody Tsundere Immortal was dull.

"If you can't open it, you can't open it. This will make me look cruel. I still prefer peace."

Zhou Gongci didn't really want to help out. After playing this online game too much, he has become a bit boring to this game. Recently, he is obsessed with skydiving, so he immediately suggested: "Hey, why don't we go skydiving."

"Okay. Then you find a few more people to go with you."

The straight man of steel unknowingly uttered fatally provocative words: "What are you looking for, let's live a two-person world first."

"Who wants to live a two-person world with you!" Li Xian retorted, but the operation was to exit the online game interface and start to log in to skydive.

"Fart! You just want it! You say you don't want your body, but you want it!" Zhou Gongci didn't hesitate to use words and sentences that he got recently in idol dramas, without thinking at all whether it was appropriate or not. use on occasions.

Barrage: Fuck~ You're right.

Barrage: Domineering CEO Zhou is online

Barrage: Sure enough, I was watching an idol drama!

……

Aojiaoxian really exploded: "Fart! Then labor and capital will definitely not!"

"Milky has to! Otherwise I'll just stir-fry it on my pan!"

"Oh... Miles scare me, black and fat."

Sure enough, Zhou Gongci immediately showed weakness: "No, brother. How could it be? I mean put the rice on my frying pan and cook something for you."

Barrage: 2333 really gave up immediately

Barrage: Father-in-law, can you be tougher hhhhhh

Barrage: Stir-fried vegetables are very strong!

While joking, both of them boarded Steam and started the skydiving interface, and entered the game. While waiting to board the plane on Birth Island, Li Xian suddenly cue Zhou Gongci.

"Xiao Zhou~"

"what?"

"Come here." After saying these two words, Li Xian made a "tsk tsk" sound like walking a dog.

The still stupid Zhou Gongci manipulated his steel straight man character who was still wearing a padded jacket on a hot day and ran over.

"Xiao Zhou squat down."

Zhou Gongci obediently manipulated the character to squat down without knowing why.

Li Xian said quite gratified: "Oh, Xiao Zhou sounds so good, he looks like my Samoyed."

Sure enough, Zhou Gongci jumped up immediately, and the character jumped up, grabbed the gun next to him, and shot Li Xian.

Zhou Gongci uttered wild words: "Damn Laozi is going to be shot to death!"

However, he got on the plane at this time, and he couldn't continue the shooting action just now. It was time to wait for the game on the island of birth. At this time, shooting people would not lose blood. Only after getting on the plane and parachuting to a place can the game be counted. In the beginning, only then can you kill people.

Zhou Gongci was still in the shame and indignation of being regarded as a Samoyed just now, and he was still talking about something, but Li Xian didn't respond to him. Instead, he silently pointed on the map, and then began to give orders.

"Xiao Zhou shush~~~~"

This trick worked very well. Sure enough, Zhou Gongci, who was thinking about it, immediately calmed down, but he still asked a little uncomfortably, "Why?"

"Come on, let's jump on this red dot! We must let everyone on this map know that the two strongest men are back!"

As soon as he heard the bragging, Zhou Gongci, the street bragging champion, immediately couldn't help answering.

"Our landing today must make everyone on this map tremble! Why don't we just skip the school and be a school bully?"

"Yes! You must let the people in this school know what black fee is!"

"What's the point of collecting a wave of protection fees from elementary school students?"

"Very strong, Xiao Zhou! Could it be the legendary Ultraman?"

"Let's make a deal! Li is also very strong, brother! Could it be you~ damn American Gray Wolf?"

Li Xian immediately laughed when he heard Zhou Gongci's mindless bragging, and scolded: "Get out~ damn Big Big Wolf! I'm you~ damn Otto's father!"

Although Zhou Gongci is stupid but not mentally retarded, he immediately recognized the relationship between Ultraman and Ultraman's father, and immediately protested: "No! You can't be my father! Nanima, I want to be Ultraman's ancestor !"

Barrage: Kindergarten daily online

Barrage: It is the daily life of vying to be the ancestor of Ultraman again

Barrage: I don’t really understand your boys’ thinking

When there was another crack between the two boasting, the two hit the ground almost at the same time.

I don’t know if this bragging has side effects. When Zhou Gongci manipulated the character to jump off with a parachute, he broke his leg and lost blood.

As soon as the two hit the ground, they entered the house and frantically searched for things.

"Xiao Zhou, did you find the snatch?"

"I found I found it!"

Just when the two were happily shuttled between schools, happily picking up waste, and enjoying the innocent and romantic study time at school, the two were still bragging about how many people they would kill.

Li Xian said viciously: "We are going to kill people now!"

Zhou Gongci echoed fiercely: "Just kill Tuoma indiscriminately!"

However, only a few seconds later, the two swelled and without a b-number continued to wander around the dangerous campus...

Sudden!The panicked screams are going to deafen everyone's ears through the live broadcast...

"Wow!!!! Xiao Zhou has someone!!!!"

"Where is where?!!!!"

Holding a rifle, Zhou Gongci looked left and right in panic, and nervously scanned everything blindly.

However, Li Xian's screams continued, shaking Zhou Gongci's heart.

"Xiao Zhou save me!!! Save me!!!!"

"Where are you brother?!!!"

Zhou Gongci continued to look for the enemy blankly with his thick rifle, even though he was so anxious that he wanted to fly over to protect Xian, but he couldn't find him at all!

Li Xian continued to howl miserably, with a hint of despair in his roaring voice...

"I'm right in front of Li!!! That enemy passed right in front of Li!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming! Don't make trouble!! I, Tama, have a very thick gun!"

Zhou Gongci finally found where Li Xian was, but Li Xian's tragic wailing did not end with this, on the contrary, it developed towards the top of misery...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Don't worry, don't worry!! I knocked down knocked down!!"

Zhou Gongci excitedly asked for credit, but it was of no use.

Li Xian lamented with pain: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Zhou Gongci also sacrificed after him: "Ah!!! I'm dead too!!!"

The game screen turns gray, and the ranking is 47th, No.2 from the bottom.

The two of them were unanimously silent...

Barrage: Hahahahaha I laughed so hard

Barrage: Damn laughing so hard~ my child hurts

Barrage: hhhhh I am actually watching two idiots playing a game

Barrage: The more you blow at the beginning, the faster you will die

After the silence, the plastic sisterhood will directly tear faces, blame each other, push the blame, and hurt each other. The plastic sisterhood will never wither, but it is very fake.

"Damn it! Just now that person was right in front of Li, and he didn't even buckle the bean curd button if his eyes were caught!! Labor and management really can't stand you!!" Li Xian complained strongly, in a frantic tone.

"Fart! I'm still looking for it!! I even killed one!!" Zhou Gongci yelled back not to be outdone.

"My eyes are filled with tempeh! What a delicious dish! I can't hit a person right in front of me!!"

Zhou Gongci recalled that another enemy rushed in front of him just now, and his few shots missed the enemy, and his tone weakened: "I don't think it will be easy for him to let him live..."

Barrage: Random marksmanship 2333

Barrage: Stroke marksmanship master

Barrage: Bodhisattva's marksmanship is very strong

……

The two joked and laughed like this for a few hours, and it was time for Li Xian to broadcast again.

After Li Xian broadcasted, Zhou Gongci basically played by himself.

So just like last night, the water friends in the barrage called him to play the orange light game that he hadn't finished yet.

In the joy of bragging, he only then remembered the realistic dream he had last night.

"Oh, I actually forgot to mention it."

However, when I went to YY to watch at this time, Li Xian had already downloaded it.

He didn't want to bother Li Xian either, after all, there would be opportunities to brag about his dream of becoming a queen, so he turned into bragging with the barrage.

"Old irons, guess what dream I had last night. I had an exciting dream of an explosion and spiral!"

Barrage: Could it be a spring dream?

Barrage: Dreaming of someone in the fairy, so happy

Barrage: Indescribable dream comprehension

Zhou Gongci felt amused looking at the rows of bullet screens that passed by, and said with a smile: "Old iron, what are you thinking? It's so scary! You call me such a pure blue boy."

"I dreamed that I was a queen last night! The emperor is like a younger brother, fascinated, just a bit like a fairy."

Barrage: How dare you say that you are not thinking of someone immortal!

Barrage: Thinking by day and dreaming by night

Barrage: You know, you know, the Immortal Emperor and Queen Zhou

……

Under the strong request of the barrage, he had to play biochemical or orange light, and he instinctively played orange light under the impetus of timidity.

When he boarded the queen, it was already past one o'clock in the morning after clearing the customs. He lay on the bed after washing and fell asleep after a while.

After falling asleep, when I woke up, I saw the familiar carved wooden flower bed from last night...