Prince He is a magic stick [Interstellar]

The lotus seeds that fell into the pond began to germinate at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the tiny sharp corners emerged from the clear spring water, and then stretched out the leaves like a baby stretching its arms.Then, the veins at the bottom of the water are like human nerves and blood vessels, spreading at the bottom of Baizi Pool.Wherever it goes, new lotus leaf sharp corners are born, and then the leaves are stretched out in the face of the setting sun.

In an instant, the lotus meets the sky and turns green, and the lotus turns red against the sun.The five-acre lotus pond is full of lotus ponds in front of the Palace of Sending the Son off.

Immediately afterwards, the lotus petals fell into the pool like a leafy boat, and the lotus pods were like small eyes, looking around eagerly.Suddenly, frogs croaked everywhere, like a baby crying for a while.

After going through all this, Li Jin and the two disciples had goosebumps all over their bodies.They couldn't even find their voices in the 10 minutes after the filming took place.Finally, the sound of a frog jumping into the water brought Li Jin back to reality. He rubbed his eyes and said to his disciples, "Han Er, Zhao Er, are you recording?"

The two disciples looked at me and I looked at you, patting their thighs as if they had just woken up from a dream.Han Lingjun said: "Ah! That's right! Why didn't you take a picture?"

Zhao Hanqing also said: "Oh, look at my brain. I don't have videos or photos. What should I do? What a good promotional material!"

Li Jin smiled faintly, and said, "Fortunately, all-round monitoring was installed when repairing. Let's go, apprentices, follow Master Wei into the monitoring system to pick up videos!"

The two disciples cheered, Li Jin walked ahead, but the disciples couldn't move their legs.The two of them stared eagerly at the lotus seeds in the pond, as greedy as they could be.Li Jin glanced back and asked, "Why don't you leave?"

Zhao Hanqing drooled and said, "Master, I want to eat..."

Li Jin turned to look at Han Lingjun again, he also looked eager to eat.Li Jin sighed, and said, "It's not because the teacher doesn't let you eat it...it's...you can't eat it!" Aren't you afraid of having children?

Zhao Hanqing immediately said: "It's okay, master, we are not afraid! Anyway, we will get married sooner or later! If we accidentally have a child with some girl, it will be our senior brother who took advantage of it!"

Li Jin wanted to say that he was afraid that it wasn't a girl's pregnancy...but before he could say anything, he saw that Han Lingjun had already picked one nearby, and shared one with his second junior brother.Li Jin choked back the words in his stomach, thinking, forget it, the system said maybe, maybe not!Besides, if men could give birth, wouldn't the world be in chaos?So he watched helplessly as his two apprentices praised the food, and picked a few lotus pods and took them home.

After returning home at night, Li Jin logged into the monitoring system provided by the construction company.After entering the surveillance system, Li Jin intercepted the surveillance video of the period when the lotus seeds germinated with private authority, and asked Han Lingjun to process it later.The video does not need to be accelerated at all, and there is no need to add any special effects. As long as a few more shots are taken, it is a perfect promotional theme.

Han Lingjun processed the video as quickly as possible and showed it to Li Jin to go through it.Although the shock of being there was gone, Li Jin still had a long aftertaste after watching the video.So he watched it over and over again, and couldn't get enough of it.Li Jin dares to guarantee that this video will definitely become a hot search, because today's technology is highly recognizable in both synthesis and original film.Weibo has such a function, so the synthesized video will display the composite image, while the original film will display the original film image.Any special effects added can be identified as long as a small plug-in is used.

Li Jin finally turned off the video reluctantly, and said, "Well, that's fine, let's post it!"

Han Lingjun received the master's order and immediately uploaded the video with a sentence: "Baizichi is online, please come and pick up your baby."

The first person who clicked on the video was a little girl who just turned 20 years old. The little girl is a sophomore. She just made a boyfriend a few days ago and is in the period of sweet love.It was the weekend, and she was bored, so she opened Weibo and swiped Weibo.I accidentally refreshed the homepage, and the video of Mr. Koi jumped into view.

Since StarCraft launched Mr. Koi, there have been more and more superstitious people.They collectively called themselves Koi Sect followers, and Li Jin did not correct them.Anyway, the koi teacher they talked about came out to teach Taoism, and he never went to outsiders' homes.

The little girl knew that Mr. Jinli was going to hold a temple fair a month ago. This time the temple fair has two themes, one is to unveil the newly completed Zhusheng Empress Hall, and the other is to promote traditional culture, which can be regarded as a traditional cultural festival .The little girl is very interested in Zhusheng Niangniang Temple and traditional culture, and she looked forward to it early in the morning.Although she does not want to have children that early, she is still young and does not plan to have children before the age of 40.

She just wanted to see what kind of surprises Mr. Koi had for fans.Because every time he brushes his Weibo, it can cause an uproar among fans.So, she clicked on the video.

The video is short, only 10 minutes.When she opened it, she noticed the words "Original Film" under the video. Mr. Koi is very conscientious, and most of the materials are original films.Except for the synthetic images used in the pre-heating, almost all the promotional blogs use the original films.

Although she was mentally prepared that this video would shock her, the little girl was still surprised by the sudden shock.She stared at the screen without blinking, unable to believe her eyes.The video begins with a beautiful and soothing spring bubbling, and the spring water flows so fast that it fills a huge pond into a shallow pool almost instantly.Immediately afterwards, accompanied by a thunderous sound effect from the music, delicate shoots emerged from the water.

The pointed buds are like small snakes, like small hands, and like countless tiny vines.They were growing slowly, climbing, and suddenly there was another sound effect, and the umbrella-like leaves stretched out collectively in an instant.A thousand-square-meter lotus pond supports a handful of green lotus umbrellas at the same time, and the visual effect is indescribably shocking.

The little girl was fascinated by watching, every detail made her obsessed.However, after the lotus umbrella was opened, the video just started. Immediately afterwards, while the lotus leaves continued to emerge from the water, the pointed lotus buds also rushed out of the water.

They are like immature baby girls, and like the soft womb of women.Among the emerald green lotus leaves that touch the sky, the petals bloom one by one in slow motion.Followed by a bird's-eye view, the slowly blooming lotus is like a pattern scattered on a huge green blanket, which is very beautiful.And when the lotus petals peel off and the breeze blows, the lotus petals dance in the wind, coupled with the dense sunset and the mist of the slight tide in the mountains, it is as beautiful as a fairy mirror!

Finally, the lotus pod swells, the lotus seeds fall off and fall into the water, and new lotus leaves are formed again.During this time, it was like going through a reincarnation.The little girl obviously just watched a video, but she seemed to understand the Zen mechanism in it.yes!Human beings are born endlessly, isn't it because of birth?So when the final picture fell on the loving and peaceful face of Empress Zhusheng, maternal love rose from the little girl's heart.

She rested her chin and came up with an idea: "I really want to have a baby! Well, although it's a bit early now." However, interstellar laws, especially Chinese laws, strongly encourage childbearing. As long as they are eighteen years old, as long as they are adults, women Compatriots can legally have their own reproductive rights.

Li Jin and his disciples, who were standing in front of Weibo and waiting to post comments, spent more than ten minutes posting, but they didn't post a single comment, not even a couch grabber.Li Jin frowned and said, "Did you smoke it? Why didn't you comment? It's obvious that the reading volume has exceeded one million in an instant!"

Just when Li Jin and the two apprentices were doubting their lives, the comments seemed to be flooding, and they flooded the sky and covered the earth with a bang.

"I thought I was dreaming! What the hell did I think I was dreaming! Now that I'm awake, tell me if I'm dreaming?"

"Did the brother upstairs turn on the hologram? I also turned on the hologram, and I thought I was dreaming. It's just, what does it mean that I am a man who suddenly wants to have a baby?"

"Upstairs, you are not alone! I am also a man, and I also want to have a baby. The point is that I don't want to find a girlfriend to have a baby, I want to have a baby by myself!"

"Why do you hear gay people upstairs? Don't be like this, okay? Do you want a big hang attack? Mr. Bao is satisfied, but whether you can live or not depends on yourself."

"The painting style of 2333 has changed a little faster! But the video is really shocking, I feel like I'm in a dream without turning on the hologram."

"May I ask if the Empress Hall is open? I want to pay my respects. I originally planned to have a baby a few years later, because childbirth really requires too much preparation. Now I suddenly want to have a baby. Boys and girls are fine, especially Seeing those two babies in Empress Zhusheng's arms, they are so cute!"

"How many days until the temple fair? I can't wait!"

"I've just become an adult, is it too early to give birth now? I'm still a child... No, I'm a boy! Why am I struggling with this?"

"Do the boys upstairs need a boyfriend? You just have one, and I'll take care of it."

"Huh? Are you a brother? Can you take care of me and the baby?"

"No problem, it's okay to take care of two more. Photo.JPG, what do you think of me?"

"Wow! Handsome!"

"No, is this a blind date scene? Why are you still a couple?"

"Isn't it better to be a couple? Hold hands and go to Zhusheng Empress Temple to drink Zimu Spring and eat lotus seeds. Maybe you can have a baby too!"

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Li Jin: ...the style of the recent comments is a bit uncomfortable!

Han Lingjun and Zhao Hanqing were very interested and kept scrolling through the comments, especially Zhao Hanqing, who said while scrolling: "I should have another video of me practicing boxing by the lotus pond by a big brother, it must be very beautiful."

Li Jin suddenly poured cold water on him: "What kind of punches did your elder brother punch in Zhusheng Empress Hall?"

Han Lingjun: ...

Zhao Hanqing: ...

Zhao Hanqing looked embarrassed, held back for a long time, and said, "Yes... yes!"

Laughter filled the hotel box.

Han Lingjun protested: "Could you record me a boxing in front of the mountain gate for your senior brother? How handsome is that?"

Zhao Hanqing said: "Lululu, I will record it for you tomorrow. When the sun just comes out, I will record it. It is immortal, beautiful and tall."

When Han Lingjun heard this, he dared to feel good!So he agreed very much and said: "Okay, then we will record a video at the mountain gate tomorrow. Junior brother, you may soon become an Internet celebrity again."

Zhao Hanqing looked confused again, and said, "Again? Why?"

Han Lingjun put her arms around Zhao Hanqing's shoulders with one hand, and said, "With a handsome man like me showing his face on your Weibo, wouldn't he be popular? Do you have no confidence in your senior brother and my appearance?"

Zhao Hanqing said: "No, no, no, that's not it, senior brother, I am very confident in his appearance!" After speaking, he peeled off a lotus seed very intimately, and fed it to senior senior brother.

Li Jin: ...Did these two people treat the lotus seeds from Baizichi as snacks?

For seven days, his wife has been avoiding him, so he needs to do a good job of self-examination.Is normal sex between partners wrong?Tan Jinlin rested his chin in thought, turned on the tablet smart brain that he hadn't used for a long time, searched: "My partner refuses to have sex..." and clicked Enter.

There are all kinds of things searched on the webpage, most of which are related to gender health knowledge and related hospital push.Just when Tan Jinlin didn't know what to do, a pop-up window popped up: go to the Weibo forum to ask questions about "partner refuses to have sex".

Tan Jinlin thought for a while, then clicked on the pop-up window.After clicking it, I found that I did not have permission to log in, and I needed to register on Weibo to access it.After thinking about it, he registered an account on Weibo.The name of the account is "I am your little unicorn". After entering the Weibo forum, I found that everyone was discussing various hot topics, the most popular of which was actually Mr. Jinli's #正元门娘娘宫百子池荷花开# .

Tan Jinlin clicked in, and saw a scene of lotus blooming that shocked him.So he was a little sad, why was he not by his side when his wife was watching such a shocking scene?No, we must find the crux of the problem, otherwise the daughter-in-law will fly away!

So Tan Jinlin went to the Weibo forum to ask his own question: "What should I do if my partner refuses to have sex with me? Wait online, it's very urgent."

It seems that questions about gender are very lively in the forum. As soon as he asked the question, he immediately replied: "Huh? The question is not complete! You didn't describe the question clearly. How can we answer it?"

Someone below replied: "That's right! The questioner should at least explain clearly what's going on with the two of you, right? Husband and wife or husband and wife or husband and wife, these must be described clearly. Also, are you newly married or old? Wife? Do you have children? Is the frequency high? Is there any medical history, etc. "

After Tan Jinlin read these replies, he edited the question again: "My partner and I are newly married, husband and wife, and have no children. The frequency... seven or eight times a day! Both of us are very healthy."

After answering this question, the following exploded.

"Damn it? Are you here to show off? Seven or eight times a night? I believe in your hammer!"

"Question 2333 is mainly about changing your partner! I am young and beautiful in my 20s this year. I have no medical history and am very interested in gender. If you can let me do it seven or eight times a night, I will give you everything I have."

"The subject must be joking. A normal man can't stand it three times a night. You can't stand it seven or eight times a night...not to mention your partner can't stand it, you can't stand it personally! Especially since you are still a husband and wife, your wife didn't cut it. It's good for you. Don't you know that Shou Shou's little Huahua is very delicate? Are you not afraid of breaking it when you play like this?"

After reading this comment, Tan Jinlin replied: "I'm getting married for the first time, so I don't understand it very well. Can you explain why?"

Fortunately, the respondent was quite patient. He analyzed to Tan Jinlin: "The subject, you should learn about sex before you get married. Can't you guys be a little sympathetic? Your wife needs to bear your pain." Attack after attack, do you think the recipient enjoys it as much as you do? It hurts to not be fully prepared? First, you have to prepare what you need to prepare; second, your technique must be skillful; finally, please Treat him gently! If you are too rough, you are the only one who has feelings, and he will only feel pain, pain, pain! How can he be willing to have sex with you? Believe me, as long as he has pleasure, he will definitely fall in love with you It feels like sharing the same bed with you!"

After reading the respondent's answer, Tan Jinlin immediately understood.No wonder Li Jin ran away, it turned out to be... her skills are too bad!If he hurt his wife, of course he would run away!

So he asked again: "Then how can... recover?"

The other party seemed to be quite experienced, so he added his private account and said, "Darling, I have something good here. I guarantee that you will be able to master the secrets of the house after three days of study. If you need it, I will send it to you right away." .You don’t need to thank me, please call me Admiral Tan! Serve the people and never change until death!”

The real Admiral Tan: ...? ? ?When did this proverb exist?

However, he didn't care too much about these things. Since someone was willing to give him teaching materials, why didn't he accept them?So Tan Jinlin immediately said: "Thank you for the enthusiastic answerer, please send it to me!"

Soon, he received several tons of compressed packages.After clicking...

The door to the new world opened to Tan Jinlin.

After a night of repeated observations, Tan Jinlin finally mastered how to please his little daughter-in-law.According to the tutorial, as long as you obtain the Fa, he will fall in love with sharing the same bed with you, no matter how many times he will not refuse.Because the more the better, anyone who has experienced it understands.However, if your technique is poor and disorganized, not only will it not make your partner feel happy, but it will make him feel painful.

Bah, only fools sleep with you!

Li Jinlin, who finally realized it, closed his notebook and smart brain, took a deep breath, and sent Li Jin a message: "Husband/cute, where are you?"

Li Jin, who was preparing for the temple fair, frowned when he saw the message from Tan Jinlin, and changed his nickname to "Old Lovely" by the way.What's so cute about being okay?He is obviously a unicorn with big pectoral muscles, but does he really think he is a cute and stupid little white rabbit?

Li Jin put away the communicator, although he really wanted to talk to him, but when he thought of the heart-wrenching pain in his butt, he immediately dismissed the idea.People, why have a partner?I can't figure it out...

Tan Jinlin did not receive a reply from his wife. Although he was a little disappointed, he was not disheartened.Then he got dressed and was ready to go out to find his wife.The old housekeeper added a big mask to him so as not to cause unnecessary riots among the people.However, he felt that it was almost unnecessary, because there was basically no possibility of encountering people where he was going.

So when Li Jin finally closed his brain and finalized the temple fair plan, Tan Jinlin quietly hugged him from behind.

There was a familiar smell, and Li Jin said without even raising his head, "Old Tan? Why are you here?"

Tan Jinlin was full of resentment and said, "If I don't come again, I don't know what my husband looks like."

Li Jin: "...No, I'm not... busy recently?"

Tan Jinlin sighed, and said, "Can you make an excuse for yourself?"

Li Jin really wanted to tell the truth, but as a fish demon, how could he say such things?This pain is unbearable!Still dreaming of sleeping with a unicorn?So he took a deep breath and said, "Oh, am I done with my work now? Now I can spend time with my wife."

Tan Jinlin's eyes lit up, and he said, "Really?"

Li Jin said: "Of course it's true!" Bite the bullet and tell the truth, and if he endured it, he could go back to sleep and sleep in one month, hey hey hey hey!Can't laugh!

Although Tan Jinlin next to him felt that Li Jin's attitude was a bit strange, he was still very happy that Li Jin did not refuse his request.After all, he had been preparing for a day and a night, and whether he passed the test had to wait for Li Jin's acceptance.

Tan Jinlin hugged Li Jin and said, "If you feel uncomfortable, just tell me, and I will make you comfortable."

Li Jin, who had two experiences, said with a heroic expression on his face, "How is it possible? How could it be? Absolutely no discomfort!" I just feel sore, sore, sore!

Tan Jinlin smiled slightly, his handsome face made Li Jin a little confused.It's a face that's mesmerizing and lovable, but oh well... oh...

However, when Tan Jinlin slowly put Li Jin on the bed, something miraculous happened.

After one time, Li Jin blushed and gasped, her eyes were dim as if they had been flooded with water.He looked at Tan Jinlin full of attachment, and asked, "Old...Tan? Why is it different?"

Tan Jinlin smiled evilly and said, "That's because I unlocked a new skill..." Li Jin used the new skill again before he finished speaking.After using the new skills several times in a row, Li Jin began to think about it.Oh, how can I earn more merit?

The beast is really easy to use!Point card is a bit expensive!But it's really worth it!Hey hey hey do it again? Chirp!