Prince He is a magic stick [Interstellar]

Zhou Yandong, who didn't react for a while, was taken aback. He rubbed his buttocks and stretched out his hands to stop him: "Hey, Lao Liu, calm down! This is the old house of the Tan family, aren't you afraid of waking up the heroic spirit?"

Liu Yunhui pulled the belt, and said: "Stop talking about Heroic Spirit with me! Heroic Spirit woke up early! I said Yan, why have you become more and more presumptuous in recent years? You are relying on your own power in front of Uncle Li!" The right to speak, so you deliberately mess with me, don’t you? Believe it or not, now that I’ve done it, you send the video to the old man so that he can recognize who you are?”

Zhou Yandong, who was sitting on the ground rubbing his buttocks, stepped back immediately, and said, "Don't, don't, let's talk about it if you have something to say, isn't it just a joke? Hey, why are you so nonchalant?"

Liu Yunhui was a little angry at the moment, and didn't want to hear Zhou Yandong's explanation, so he picked him up and started pulling his belt without saying a word.Zhou Yandong would rather die than die, holding his trouser belt with one hand and covering his buttocks with the other, he yelled loudly: "I tell you, old Liu, rabbits don't even eat grass beside their nests! You can't do this! Hey, hey, stop, ah, what do you think?" What are you doing? Help, rape... rape!"

Liu Yunhui: ...

Clearing his throat, Liu Yunhui said, "If you call again, call everyone in the Tan family's old house and let them come and watch. I don't care anyway, but I don't know if you care about the future pillar of the country?"

Zhou Yandong clicked his tongue, and said: "Where am I, what kind of pillar of the country is it! Don't you know that the heir to the quasi-general was screwed? Let me tell you, Lao Liu, this time I asked Uncle Li to transfer you back. The excuse is that the prospective heir is empty and afraid that someone will cause trouble. Do you want to stay in the capital star forever? Tell me if you want to! I will help you find a way!"

Hearing that Liu Yunhui's anger had subsided a little, he thought for a while and asked, "Are you serious?"

Zhou Yandong heaved a sigh of relief, and while pulling up his trousers, he said: "This can still be... fake!" Putting on the waistband of his trousers, Zhou Yandong relaxed his mind a little, and then said: "You know that I am in the secret core! Hey, let me tell you the truth, Lao Liu, Lao Tan does not plan to come back in a short time, and the position of general cannot be left vacant forever. He retired, and only served as a vain consultant. Think about it, who else has Qualified to go up? You have seen the situation of the previous one, the tail is too long, the butt is not clean, this big mess is cleaned up, and the day lily is cold. I am optimistic about you, you have to give me Get angry!"

Liu Yunhui's anger was finally suppressed, he let go of Zhou Yandong, and said: "You tell me this, are you afraid of what I will do to you?"

Zhou Yandong: ... Isn't that the point?Even if I'm gay, I don't like being forced, okay?Besides, with your size...it's going to kill you, okay?Well, although I'm not bad, the length, thickness and durability should be considered among men... above average, right?

But seeing Liu Yunhui's expression, Zhou Yandong immediately waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, no, no, of course that's not the meaning, actually! I don't have any opinion on gays, you see, I'll take the initiative to protect Lao Tan Yes. I mean, if you really think that I have something to do, we can develop well, right? After all, we are not very... well, although we know each other well, I think we should take things step by step. Better do you think?"

Liu Yunhui looked at Zhou Yandong from head to toe, with a look of disgust, said: "I refuse." Then he turned and left.

Zhou Yandong: ... Fuck, I still reject you!

The two got out of the bushes and bumped into Li Jin and Tan Jinlin head-on.It seemed that there was a little conflict between the young couple. Li Jin walked in the front in a hurry, and Tan Jinlin followed behind with a fawning face.Then he looked up and saw Liu Yunhui, who was arranging his military uniform, coming out of the bushes. Tan Jinlin frowned and said, "Is there no toilet in my house?"

As soon as the words fell, Zhou Yandong came out behind him wearing a belt.With four eyes facing each other, Li Jin suddenly understood and winked at Tan Jinlin.He stepped forward and said, "Oh, I'm so sorry, have you two lost your way? It's okay, I'll lead the way. This way please, General Liu."

Liu Yunhui: ...

Zhou Yandong: ...

Later, Zhou Yandong whispered to Liu Yunhui: "Do you think they misunderstood something?"

Liu Yunhui looked impatient and said, "How do I know?"

Zhou Yandong was very depressed, and was a little annoyed by Liu Yunhui's idiot character.But it doesn't matter, there is a fight between the two of them, and there will be another fight next time they meet. After decades, it will not change because of this little thing.

Li Jin and Tan Jinlin invited Zhou Yandong and Liu Yunhui into the study together.Liu Yunhui was a little embarrassed just now, but now that the embarrassment has passed, he finally sighed with Tan Jinlin for a long time.Although Liu Yunhui, like Tan Jinlin, is a tough guy who doesn't like to show his feelings.But when they are really emotional, they will not be stingy with tears.For example, at this moment, Liu Yunhui had tears in his eyes, rubbed his strong arms casually on the tip of his nose, stretched out his fist to Tan Jinlin, and said, "There is no need to say anything, I will always be your back! I will defend you to the death of!"

Tan Jinlin also stretched out his arms to bump into him, and said: "There is no need to talk so much between us, but maybe we will switch positions in the future. I talked to my uncle, I don't know if Lao Zhou and you Did you say that?"

Zhou Yandong had the expression that I have said a long time ago, how could someone as loyal as me not say it?

However, Tan Jinlin understood another meaning, because Zhou Yandong had never communicated with Liu Yunhui before.Although the three of them were young, they grew up playing from childhood.Zhou Yandong and Liu Yunhui are Tan Jinlin's right-hand men, but they always practice left-right mutual skill.If there was a time when they didn't fight each other when they met, it must be because one of them had a sore throat.

This time Zhou Yandong actually disclosed the news to Liu Yunhui in advance, which inevitably made Tan Jinlin think too much.But he immediately denied it in his heart, because even if Zhou Yandong was with his uncle, he would not be surprised, but he couldn't believe that Zhou Yandong was with Liu Yunhui.But after all, he has been lying down for more than ten years, who knows what happened to these two in these ten years?

Zhou Yandong has already started to explain on his own: "No, Lao Tan, why do you look at me with such an expression? I don't know if it's better to break up the enemy or not? Besides, you just woke up, and we both have a temporary truce."

Liu Yunhui acted like I didn't want to argue with Zhou Yandong, which made Tan Jinlin a little confused about their faces for a while.

But Li Jin who was next to him could see that there was absolutely something wrong with these two!If there is no problem, why are they in a hurry to get rid of it?The so-called blacker and darker is probably what it means.

Tan Jinlin was no longer obsessed with their stories, but pulled Li Jin forward, and said to them: "No matter what, Li Jin and I thank you for making it happen. Tonight we have prepared a matchmaker banquet to treat the two matchmakers well. .”

The two matchmakers smiled and sent their blessings, glanced at each other, and looked away in disgust.

The night was lively and lively, Li Jin brought his two apprentices to the dining table for the first time.The food prepared was rich enough, and Li Jin officially introduced his apprentice to Zhou Yandong and Liu Yunhui.Liu Yunhui, who has been away from Capital Star all year round, doesn't quite understand what happened to Li Jin in the past few months after his marriage, but Zhou Yandong, who knows the truth, doesn't bother to talk to him.

Until the meal was over, Liu Yunhui did not get any effective information.However, Tan Jinlin regained the familiar atmosphere when he got along with the two old friends. Everything is still the same as it was 18 years ago.He looked back at Li Jin again, took a deep breath, everything was different from 18 years ago.

After saying goodbye to the two old friends, Tan Jinlin looked at Li Jin flatteringly.Li Jin finally stopped showing him a cold face. After all, if a consensus cannot be reached on this kind of problem, only the strong will get it.Compared with the unicorn with big pectoral muscles, it's better for this little fish demon to abdicate.So he sighed slightly, waved to Tan Jinlin, put his big unicorn in his arms again, and said: "Okay, okay, my husband is not angry anymore."

Tan Jinlin was so happy that he was able to hug his daughter-in-law back that night.

Then Li Jin deeply realized what it means to suffer from self-eating. He originally thought that Lao Tan's seven times last night was the limit, but the next night after he called Lao Tan back to his room, he made him faceless seven times... ...This was not enough, when he hugged him cheekily and asked for the eighth time, Li Jin kicked the big unicorn away, and went to the student dormitory with the quilt in his arms.

At one o'clock in the morning that night, Li Jin quietly pushed open the door of the disciples' room while holding the quilt wrapped in pajamas.The apprentices were still awake, the room was slightly bright, Li Jin restrained his breath and entered the room.I saw two apprentices sitting on a small board, with a tablet brain playing a video on it.In the video, a girl with big breasts is moaning softly in a low voice.The male protagonist is also good at work, and seems to be technically streamlined.

Li Jin poked his head out and said quietly, "Watching porn?"

The two apprentices turned their heads at the same time, and fell to both sides at the same time in fright.There was a howl like a pig slaughtering, Han Lingjun hugged the quilt to cover his head, Zhao Hanqing covered his face and shouted, "Ghost ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" Dare to imagine what kind of ghost that is.

Li Jin turned on the light and said, "Is being a teacher so scary?"

Finally, Han Lingjun took off the quilt slowly, and Zhao Hanqing also took off his hand.Li Jin was looking at the movie they were watching, and Han Lingjun strode up, put away the tablet smart brain, and said in shock: "Master, master, master...you you you you you..."

Li Jin made a calm gesture and said, "Calm down first, straighten your mouth!"

It was Zhao Hanqing who came to his senses first. He took a deep breath and said, "Master, why are you here? Shouldn't you be with Mrs. Shi, Shi, Shi? I, I, I, we are...that ..."

Li Jin waved his hand and said, "I know you are watching a movie, so you don't need to explain. The teacher didn't tell you not to watch the movie."

The two apprentices breathed a sigh of relief, and the spirit they raised just now frightened the master.The two subconsciously glanced at each other's crotch and gave each other a sympathetic look.Then he looked at Master at the same time and asked, "Master, is this...?"

Li Jin unceremoniously put the quilt on the top and said, "I'll squeeze with you tonight."

Han Lingjun: ...? ? ?

Zhao Hanqing: ...? ? ?

Han Lingjun asked suspiciously: "Master, did you quarrel with Master Mistress?"

Li Jin supported his waist and said, "No."

Zhao Hanqing asked suspiciously: "Then why don't you sleep with Master Mistress?"

Li Jin rubbed his waist and said, "I'll take a rest."

Han Lingjun: ...! ! !

Zhao Hanqing: ...! ! !

Li Jin: Qilin with big pectoral muscles is really amazing, and now I realize how naive I was back then.

Tan Jinlin, who was ordered not to approach the apprentice's dormitory for half a step, was a little helpless. In fact, he had just realized that his skills in this area were full.And I accidentally ordered it, the daughter-in-law was a little overwhelmed.He sent countless messages to Li Jin, but the other party not only did not move back, but also moved to Han Lingjun's newly completed hotel with his apprentice.

Tan Jinlin was a little helpless, ready to review himself, and must restrain himself in the future.

In fact, Li Jin's reason was not entirely to avoid Tan Jinlin, although avoiding him also accounted for more than half of the reasons, the butt really hurts, so he should hide first.It just so happened that the Songzi Niangniang Temple was about to be completed in the past few days. Li Jin and his two apprentices were very concerned about the first temple of Zhengyuan Gate, for fear that something might go wrong in the project.Moreover, this is a task that gives more merit among the tasks issued by the system, so it must be completed well.

Fortunately, this engineering team is still as reliable as before. Li Jin is very relieved in terms of project quality and delivery speed.Only the last few simple finishing touches are left for the project, and after finishing the finishing touches, it can be checked and accepted in the system.

Li Jin took his apprentices to look at Zimu Spring and Baizi Pond, which were exactly the same as those in the architectural drawing, and also exactly the same as the building they built when they modeled.In the next few days, the engineering team will be finishing the work.Three days before the completion of the task, the person in charge of the project finally told Li Jin that the work could be handed over.

Li Jin was overjoyed and finally accepted the project in the system.After the acceptance, the task released by him was finally highlighted and completed. After getting [-] merit points, Li Jin was beaming with joy, seeing that the empty merit box was finally full of life again.He caressed his own merits cherishingly, and couldn't help but think in disappointment: "In my mind, they have already been spent."

So the system promptly popped up a prompt: "You still have one month and five days left to use the beast, do you want to renew?"

Li Jin: ...fuck, do I need you to remind me?Why didn't you remind me when I gave merit?

Then the system prompted again: "Congratulations, you have obtained 300 points of merit, and you can obtain a total of [-] days for the use of the beast. Do you want to renew?"

Li Jin: ...Have you figured it all out for me?

In fact, Li Jin also calculated before that for Tan Jinlin to extend his life for one day, he would spend [-] points of merit, which means that he would spend [-] points of merit a month. Judging from the current speed of earning merit, it is completely not enough.He only earned [-] merit points this month, mainly because the project was too troublesome to build.However, he took a look at the achievements, and there were several achievement points that could be claimed, but there were only a few dozen points.Calculated in this way, the merits he earned in one month are not even enough for Tan Jinlin's one-month Yangshou.Not to mention that there are extra merits and virtues for people to build a foundation, this is wishful thinking.

Li Jin was counting with his fingers, and the apprentices saw that Master was counting money, and they all stepped forward and said, "Master, there will be money, and we will definitely earn enough to pay for the construction of the next temple."

Li Jin took a deep breath and said, "Apprentice, tell me, if your mistress continues to be unconscious, what loss will we have?"

Han Lingjun looked at Li Jin and asked, "Master, are you serious? In fact, judging from the current situation, Master's wife continues to fall into a coma. We won't have any losses. You and the country have a greater loss."

Li Jin suddenly realized a problem!yes!After Lao Tan fell into a coma again, wouldn't his butt hurt anymore?Ah hey, once and for all!So he had an idea, why not earn enough foundation building merit first, and let Lao Tan sleep again?

Thinking of this, the corner of his mouth was stained with a smile.

Tan Jinlin, who was in the Tan family's old house and turned on the large-screen smart military equipment in the study to learn about the latest military situation, touched his nose and sneezed twice loudly.Looking back, he always felt as if his life was in danger.However, there was no one behind him, and he felt that he should be thinking too much.

Han Lingjun, who was carrying a small box next to him to deliver the courier, had goosebumps when he saw Li Jin's expression. He cleared his throat and successfully smoothed out Li Jin's terrifying expression.Then he asked cautiously: "Master, what were you... thinking just now? Why does your expression look so... like murdering your husband?"

Li Jin: ...Is it that obvious?

Li Jin immediately denied it and said, "Don't talk nonsense, how could I murder your teacher's wife?" At most, I wanted him to be in a coma for a few days, and before he died, I would definitely renew his fee.It's really troublesome to raise a mythical beast, and the krypton gold krypton will eat dirt!Yueyue's merits and virtues have bottomed out, but her butt still hurts so much!Li Jin choked speechlessly, looked down at the box that the big apprentice was holding, and asked, "Huh? Has my courier arrived?" The efficiency of the system-related staff is really getting faster and faster!He had just handed in the task, and the prize was delivered to him.

Han Lingjun let out a cry, handed the courier to Li Jin, and said, "Yes, master, your courier is amazing, why can it be delivered to you accurately every time?" The courier actually knew that Master lived now Did the hotel locate Master's real-time location?

Li Jin didn't talk nonsense with his apprentice, and quickly started to unpack the express delivery.After opening it, I saw a small bag of round and dark lotus seeds lying in the cloth bag.This lotus seed is different from the lotus seeds they usually see, one is as big as two ordinary lotus seeds!And it smelled like a strong lotus fragrance, like a round, chubby black boy.

Li Jin sighed, "As expected of the lotus seeds in Baizi Pond!"

Han Lingjun said: "Ah, Master, so these lotus seeds are meant to be planted in Baizi Pond? But it's not right, Master, you are planting lotus seeds. We will hold a temple fair at the beginning of the month. They cannot grow in just a few days." Come, come the lotus pods?" Han Lingjun clearly remembered the phrase in his promotional slogan "Drink a sip of Zimu spring and eat a lotus seed". If there are no lotus seeds at that time, wouldn't the name not be worthy of the name?Will the pilgrims be disappointed if the goods are not the right version?

However, Li Jin said with a mysterious face: "Then, how about we experiment together?"

Han Lingjun didn't know what medicine Master sold in the gourd, so he obediently followed behind Master's ass and got into the classic car again.Han Lingjun drove all the way up the mountain, and stopped in front of the Son-in-law Hall.Zhu Sheng's lifelike dignified appearance looked at everyone lovingly, and the boys and girls in her arms were so cute that people couldn't help but want to hug them.The mist lingers around the eaves of the corridor, and the fairy air curls up, which makes people feel respectful.When seeing this temple, it seems that the whole soul has been purified.

Zhao Hanqing, who had been guarding Zhusheng Empress Hall, saw them go up the mountain, and immediately ran to them and shouted: "Master, senior brother! The Zimu Spring suddenly gushed out! We didn't dig a spring below, did we? It's gushing!"

Li Jin glanced at Zhao Hanqing and said, "Zhao Er, you have been with Master for a long time, why are you making such a fuss?"

When Zhao Hanqing thought about it, he was right!He could even refine elixir, but when he saw the fairy spring gushing, he turned pale with fright. It really shouldn't be.Follow the master to learn how to cultivate immortals, and you should look like a monk!So he nodded and said, "Yes, Master!"

Li Jin waved his hand and said, "Come on, help the teacher with some work, and grab a handful each. Sow the seeds separately, and don't plant them together, otherwise it will affect the lotus seeds to take root and grow."

The two disciples nodded and began to disperse the seeds.

The Baizi Pond covers an area of ​​five acres. The disciples don't think that a hundred lotus seeds can fill up such a large lotus pond.What's more, what they sow are lotus seeds. As Han Lingjun said, they don't know when they will grow lotus seeds!

The Son-Mother Spring gushes very fast, and it has flooded the entire five-acre lotus pond in less than an hour.Although the water is very shallow, it is enough to soak the whole lotus seeds in the water.A hundred lotus seeds were sown soon, and the disciples gathered from both sides to wipe the sweat from their foreheads.

Li Jin still had the last lotus seed in his hand. He put the bag into the space and threw the lotus seed into the Baizi Pond.The last lotus seed drew a beautiful parabola towards the setting sun, and fell into the water with a plop.

Accompanied by the sound of lotus seeds falling into the water, there were rustling earrings and bubbling sounds in Baizi Pond.The sound came from far to near, and the whole Baizichi was full of this sound from all directions.The sound seemed to be full of the power of life, and bursts of lotus fragrance came to the nostrils along with the bursts of water bubbles.Immediately afterwards, Li Jin and the two apprentices were shocked by the scene in front of them.

Their eyes widened one by one, even Li Jin couldn't believe his eyes.