Prince He is a magic stick [Interstellar]

Tan Jinlin, who finally managed to make his daughter-in-law fall in love with him, was in high spirits every happy event, and played happily with his little daughter-in-law until the early hours of the morning.If it wasn't for his physical strength, Li Jin would still want to stick to it and do it again.Why do the same things feel so different?Could it be that Mr. Qilin has been huddling in his room for the past few days to make up for the tutorials?

Li Jin's happiness is almost bubbling, alas, even if it's a humanoid massager, it's worth it!

Li Jin, who had tasted it for the first time, suddenly fell in love with this feeling. Why is it so spicy, Suhu?Hey, now I feel that the unicorn with big pectoral muscles is much better than being a daughter-in-law.

In the early morning, Li Jin turned over.Surprisingly, he didn't feel sore like the previous two times. On the contrary, he slept soundly and peacefully, and when he woke up, all the fatigue from last night was gone.Another point is that the little flower is soft, wet and sticky, and it is quite comfortable!

Li Jin hugged his big pectoral muscle Qilin, couldn't help pinching it twice, which woke Qilin awake.Tan Jinlin looked at his little daughter-in-law sleepily, stretched out his unicorn arms and hugged her into her arms.Li Jin raised his head, smiled and rubbed against his big chest muscles, oh, I can't put it down, are they swollen?

Tan Jinlin also seemed to see what the little daughter-in-law was thinking. He pinched the little daughter-in-law's nose and said, "Take advantage of me? This advantage can't be taken for nothing!"

Li Jin pushed forward and opened his mouth to nibble on his big chest muscles.

So it was noon, and the temple fair had reached its climax, and Master was still missing.Fortunately, the two disciples had already graduated in terms of ability to handle affairs, and Han Lingjun, the overlord, was on the scene directing, so things went very smoothly.

From six o'clock in the morning, a large number of people who learned about the Zhusheng Niangniang Temple Fair through Weibo poured in front of the mountain gate.At the beginning, everyone had lingering fears about the temple fair being held for such a long time, because there are so many things in the temple fair, and they all wanted to play.But the problem of accommodation has been a headache for them all the time. Sleeping in the open is prohibited in the deep mountains and old forests.However, in the past few days they searched, and within an hour's drive of the mountain, a number of homestays and hotels have been built!It couldn't be more convenient!

So in the morning, the hotel was full.There are no rooms left, what should I do?Han Lingjun's eyebrows are curved, easy to handle!There is a fountain square in the middle of our hotel. The fountain in the square has not started spraying yet, and the hotel staff rent out tents.If you really don't have a room lined up, rent a tent.A series of daily necessities are available, and the hotel can provide disposable sanitary ware.

This can't be more refreshing for people who travel!So looking around, colorful tents were erected on the entire square.There are even tourists who have checked out of the room to set up tents in order to experience this kind of fun.

When the sun rises, the temple fair officially begins.A team of dragon and lion dancers all started from the bottom of the mountain, juggling and walking up the mountain.For a while, the mountain road was colorful and lively.People walking on stilts, performing Yangko, rowing dry boats, dancing dragon lanterns, and beating gongs and drums resounded through the mountains for a while.

What surprised Han Lingjun and Zhao Hanqing was that a local TV station came to report.A beautiful hostess is holding a microphone, and the floating cameras around her are pointing at her: "Hello, everyone, this is the Tianmen Mountain Primitive Forest Reserve on the outskirts of the capital city Xing H. I believe many of you have heard about it. Passing here, the Zhengyuanmen Mountain Gate, which has become popular during this period, is located here. Today is the day when the newly completed Zhusheng Niangniang Temple of Zhengyuanmen was completed. According to the head of Zhengyuanmen, Daoist Zhengyuan, today they will hold a A unique and grand temple fair to celebrate the completion of the Zhusheng Empress Hall."

Li Jin finally got up on the mountain. He and the man next to him were both in the school uniform of Zhengyuan Gate, and they both wore a pair of delicate half-masks.Although they have tried their best to keep a low profile, the garish school uniform and the signature half mask still caused a commotion among tourists.Although most of the tourists watched from a distance, many younger ones came forward to ask for group photos and autographs.Li Jin was a little helpless, just as he was trying to find a way to go around, Tan Jinlin took out two chips.Give one piece to Li Jin, and keep one piece to himself.

Holding the chip, Li Jin asked suspiciously, "Daughter-in-law, what is this?"

Tan Jinlin stuck the chip on his neck and said: "Military items, micro-transformation chips."

I don't know what it is, but it sounds awesome.When he looked at Tan Jinlin again, he saw that Tan Jinlin had already taken off half of his mask.There were a few pockmarks on the face that had been done by me, the corners of the lips were pulled down a little, the corners of the eyes were also pulled down, and the bridge of the nose seemed not as straight as it used to be.A beautiful handsome guy has turned into an ordinary handsome guy.

Li Jin was dumbfounded, and whispered, "Human...a human skin mask?"

Tan Jinlin said speechlessly: "It's just a slight change of appearance through the control of human nerves, but this is enough to prevent people from recognizing it." He took apart the chip in Li Jin's hand and stuck it to his neck.

Li Jin only felt a slight spasm in his facial nerves, and the mask was taken off his face.Li Jin took out the communicator, took a photo on the screen, and said in shock, "Damn it, who is this? Why is it so ugly?"

In fact, he wasn't ugly, it just changed from a beautiful handsome guy to an ordinary handsome guy.From impeccable refinement to slightly flawed refinement.Tan Jinlin touched his cheek and said: "It can be recovered at any time, and now it is to avoid a little unnecessary trouble."

Li Jin nodded and started to go up the mountain along the mountain path.Sure enough, no one came to him for an autograph again.However, there are still many people watching from a distance, taking pictures of them and so on.

When he was about to reach the mountain gate, Li Jin was startled by the crowd.He was very surprised that so many people came to the temple fair, it was simply too surprising!However, it is a good thing that more people come. He saw that the staff selling traditional snacks had already counted the money until their hands cramped.The candied haws are almost a bunch, and the cotton candy is made into a heart shape, which is a must-buy for couples.The taste of soybean juice may be very strange, and young people who like to stimulate drink it while disgusting it.Snacks such as mung bean cake and Aiwowo also make tourists full of praise.

Not far away, the dragon lantern dance team followed a group of young people, who were taking pictures and videos with communicators.The big Yangko team next to him came with Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back, and made the little girl who came to the temple fair blush.However, as soon as she came down, seven or eight little girls began to line up.Video recording on the spot while behind the back, making the face of the boyfriend next to him green.

Going forward, Li Jin saw the reporter who was broadcasting live.Li Jin was very surprised that there would be a record.At the moment, the reporter is interviewing a tourist. The tourist is a young man with candied haws in his left hand and cotton candy in his right hand. His face is beaming.Wearing a pink T-shirt, it feels like a girl.He said excitedly: "I like it, I really like it! There are so many handsome guys! I came here to see the handsome guys! But the surprise is that the temple fair is so fun. I have been soaking it up on the Internet all these years, and there are not many people shopping. Ah! Everyone is wearing a layer of clothing to show people online. I hope there will be more activities like this, and I will often support them!"

After the reporter finished the interview, he rushed to interview the next subject. This time, the interviewees were a couple. They looked quite old, and compared with the young people around them, they seemed much calmer.

The woman said: "We... are actually here to pay homage to the concubine. I don't know if it works, but Mr. Koi is said to be very effective. I bought a safety pendant before, but I didn't try it out. Everyone said let it work. Let's try it, anyway... just take it easy. The Empress Temple is already open, and a group of people are queuing up. Let's wait a little longer, I don't know if we can still be in line today."

Li Jin guessed that this reporter was invited by Zhou Yandong, right?As soon as he was about to leave, the reporter spotted him.The assistant stopped his way and communicated with him: "Can I interview you?"

Li Jin touched his Yi Rong's face and said, "It's fine, please do an interview."

The reporter not far away immediately started to point the camera at the two of them: "Did you see it? What a coincidence today, we even met two disciples of Zhengyuanmen. Their school uniforms are really handsome, and There are still two very handsome handsome guys. I heard that there are handsome guys from the Zhengyuan Gate, and even those who are not good-looking can’t enter the gate. Now it seems that it is true. But in my opinion, as long as you put on this suit, No matter how ugly a person is, he can improve his temperament. Then, let us interview two disciples of Zhengyuanmen!"

Li Jin waved towards the camera, and the reporter's microphone was handed to him: "Hello, are you a disciple of Zhengyuanmen?"

Li Jin immediately replied: "Yes, but we are outer disciples, and we haven't formally entered yet."

It was the first time the reporter heard that Zhengyuanmen had outer disciples, so he asked, "Then what is the difference between outer disciples and inner disciples?"

Li Jin replied: "Outer disciples must pass the master's test before they can officially become inner disciples."

The reporter nodded and asked again: "Then how can one become an outer disciple?"

Li Jin smiled and said, "It depends on the master. Whenever the master says to accept apprentices, there should be places available."

The reporter nodded in satisfaction and said, "Did the audience hear that? Young people who want to enter Zhengyuanmen must pay more attention to Mr. Jinli's activities, maybe he will want to accept new disciples someday."

After interviewing Li Jin, the reporter interviewed Tan Jinlin again. Perhaps Tan Jinlin's demeanor seemed more upright, so the reporter asked: "Is this disciple a martial arts student? Can you punch us for a while in front of the national audience?"

Tan Jinlin hummed, and punched as he said.

The moment he punched, the people around were amazed.Both tourists and reporters took out their personal video equipment and began to watch and shoot.Tan Jinlin didn't punch too many punches. At the end, he nodded to everyone, declined the reporter's re-interview, and took Li Jin away.

The reporter made another report after the two left: "Isn't that Zhengyuanmen disciple handsome just now? Although he has a cold personality, this is also in line with the style of the sect. The punches just now were really smooth, like Like a wandering dragon. Alright, after watching the martial arts of Zhengyuanmen disciples, let's go to see Zhusheng Niangniang together!"

After receiving the equipment, the female reporter was full of excitement: "Today is really an unexpected harvest. I was able to meet Zhengyuanmen disciples, although they are not inner disciples. But the outer disciples are also so powerful. I don't know who the real inner disciples are." Sample."

The staff next to him continued: "Sister Xuan, don't you know? There are only two inner sect disciples known to Zhengyuan Sect, one is Daoist Yuan Yi and the other is Daoist Yuan Qing. I have seen them on the video, and they both look like He is very handsome. Daoist Yuan Yi is the elder brother and presides over the affairs of the school. Daoist Yuan Qing is the second senior brother and is mainly responsible for alchemy and some daily affairs of the sect. The two of them vaguely have the feeling that one is inside and the other is outside. As for the other disciples , I don’t know if it’s still confiscated, or it’s not possible to show up as a teacher. In short, Zhengyuanmen is quite mysterious, such a big school, I feel that the background is not simple.”

Reporter Sister Xuan asked, "How do you know that their backgrounds are not simple?"

The staff looked around and said in a low voice, "You may not have noticed just now that you were busy with the interview. These two disciples have a disguise chip with a military logo on the back of their necks."

Sister Xuan immediately showed a surprised expression, because the disguise chip is only used by the military, and private production is prohibited by the people.Once discovered, the punishment is severe.Therefore, being able to wear a military disguise chip means that his identity will not be simple.Sister Xuan nodded silently. It seems that religion is not as simple as they imagined!So she broadcast silently, holding a bit of awe for Zhengyuanmen.

After Tan Jinlin dragged Li Jin up, he saw his big apprentice Han Lingjun working on a small dojo from a distance.In fact, he also set up a praying dojo on a temporary basis. The reason is that some old people came to pay homage to the mother-in-law and wanted to hug their grandchildren.One of them is an old man who is still in a wheelchair. His biggest wish is to hold his grandson or granddaughter in his arms as soon as possible.Although the average age of StarCraft has greatly increased, the old man is already over 100 years old. He gave birth to two children at the age of 50, and now the children are more than half a century old, but they have been unable to conceive for a long time.There was a lot of rumors about Zhusheng Empress on the Internet, and they came.

When Han Lingjun saw so many old people, he immediately thought of the ashram for praying for the elderly.So as soon as several old people were called together, an altar was set up.This can be regarded as propaganda for Taoism. Why not do it for the benefit of the people.

When Li Jin came over, Han Lingjun was doing the dojo.I don't know if the butterflies here have just spotted the dojo, and danced around Han Lingjun, which caused countless girls to scream.

Because today the Empress Temple will have the job of sitting in front of the lottery, and the brothers and sisters will take turns.So both of them wore martial arts formal attire, so handsome and unrestrained.Wearing the wide-sleeved flowing cloud Taoist robe on Han Lingjun's naturally clothes-hanging figure, it adds a bit of handsomeness.The little girls were a little embarrassed to see Han Lingjun, who is thick-skinned on weekdays, but he was still doing the dojo very seriously.It took less than an hour for a small ashram, and Han Lingjun sprinkled holy water on every elderly person to pray for blessings.After the end, let the old people disperse and visit freely.

As soon as the old man in a wheelchair saw that the ashram was finished, he hurriedly went to the Niangniang Temple to kowtow and burn incense.He had just walked a dozen steps, and the old men and women behind him were shocked.Especially an old man who was acquainted with him directly stepped forward and took his hand and asked, "Old Chen, why...why did you leave? Isn't your leg...is the nerve dead?"

Old Chen: ...? ? ? ! ! !

Looking at his legs in disbelief, he went up and down a few steps back and forth.Old Chen suddenly looked at the handsome Zhengyuanmen disciple just now, and said, "This...that's impossible, how is this possible? Just...that water just now? This...that's impossible!"

On the other hand, Han Lingjun smiled at the old man like a gentleman, saluted, and sang in a low voice: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." After speaking, he turned around silently and left this place.Only a group of old people were left there looking at each other, unable to believe their eyes.

And finally, Lao Chen, who came to his senses, stuffed all the money he could find into the merit box.In addition, he also scanned the merit code on the merit box and directly transferred a large amount of money to the account of Zhengyuanmen sect to support the construction of Zhengyuanmen sect.

Li Jin, who watched the whole process from the sidelines, couldn't help admiring: "Han'er really has great luck! The dojo is getting more and more exquisite. Not bad, not bad...I have to find out how much the old man donated..."

Tan Jinlin: ...

After checking the account, it was a full 50 more, the old man was generous!It would be even better if there were more such pilgrims, Tan Jinlin thought.

The couple went further up and walked through a section of gravel road in the mountains before arriving in front of the Empress Hall.There are a lot of people along the way, and there are many people who come here sincerely.Most of them are here to join in the fun, and some are just looking for something new, and they have never seen what a temple fair is like.I didn't expect that there would be so many surprises after I came here. There are delicious, fun, and beautiful things.I heard that tomorrow there will be a performance of catching ghosts and exorcising demons. I have never seen a performance of catching ghosts in my life. I am so looking forward to it.

Hearing the surprises and exclamations from the people around him, Li Jin finally breathed a sigh of relief, at least proving that his temple fair was a success.

In the Songzi Niangniang Temple, a large incense cauldron with a length of nine meters stands in front of the Niangniang Hall.It has been filled with long and short joss sticks, and these joss sticks are given to pilgrims for free, and there is no need to buy them with money.After burning the incense and paying homage to the concubine, you can release the merit money.Generally, it is ten yuan and 20 yuan, and one hundred yuan is considered a lot.Of course, there are some who don’t let it go, because most tourists come to join in the fun, they don’t want to have children, and they don’t think that they can successfully give birth to a child by asking for a birth mother.

However, most of the married couples who came here still entered the Zhusheng Empress Hall.As soon as you enter the door, the overwhelming lotus pond first surprised the tourists.The full lotus lotus canopy can't help but give people a feeling full of vitality.

However, due to the success of the advertisement, the queue on the day of the temple fair was too long.Xiao Zhao unscrambled the signatures one by one. Fortunately, there were not many signatures, and the interpretations were only some ambiguous meanings, otherwise Xiao Zhao's brain cells would be dead.While explaining, he called Han Lingjun: "Brother, please help me, I'm going to be unable to hold on here, there are too many people!"

Han Lingjun had just finished pretending to be coercive, and slipped in from the back door of the Songzi Niangniang Hall dragging a formal attire, patted the second junior brother on the shoulder, and said: "Come on, come on, take a rest first, I'll sit for a while .”

Zhao Hanqing let out a breath and went to the apse to drink water.

Li Jin just entered the apse with Tan Jinlin, and seeing Zhao Hanqing rushing in while drinking water, he asked, "Zhao Er, how did you feel on the first day of the temple fair?"

Zhao Hanqing was full of water and almost cried. He prostrated himself at Master's feet and said, "Master, please take in a few more disciples! The disciples are too busy!"

Li Jin pulled his apprentice up with black threads all over his head, and said, "It's easy to talk about accepting apprentices, can you... can you stop pulling the teacher's pants first?"

Zhao Hanqing: ... No wonder I felt waves of murderous aura coming from the side since I knelt down.

Hastily got up from the ground, looked at the mistress next to her, and immediately explained: "Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Niang Niang Niang..."

Li Jin waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, we are not outsiders between master and apprentice, anyway, we've been sleeping together for so many days."

Zhao Hanqing really cried this time: "Master, please stop talking, okay?"

Li Jin looked puzzled, and told his apprentice: "Okay, you rest for a while, and your mistress and I will look around." After speaking, he took out the disguise chip and fumbled to stick it on his neck.Tan Jinlin saw that he was struggling to post it himself, so he posted it for him.By the way, he touched the soft flesh in his neck, and there was a familiar slippery feeling from his fingertips.

Xiao Zhao pretended he didn't see anything, and sat there looking at his nose and his heart.

Li Jin and Tan Jinlin left the Zhusheng Empress Hall together, and went around the back mountain.After buying the land, he hasn't been to the back mountain yet.I don't know if I don't turn around, but I found out that there is a very empty valley here.Butterflies hovering in the valley, flowers blooming, turned out to be a very quiet and beautiful place.Li Jin took a deep breath, sat down on a big rock beside him, and waved to Tan Jinlin, and the couple sat side by side.

Li Jin's vacant period is only a few days, and he hasn't accepted any new tasks since the completion of Sending the Son and Empress Hall.Seeing that the temple fair is so successful today, it's time to take on a new task.So he entered the sea of ​​consciousness and clicked on the highlighted task.

Task Description: Build a Medicine King Valley

Task rewards: [-] merit points, one intermediate treasure chest (wooden), one veteran sweeper

Time limit: within one month (30 days)

Failure penalty: kill

Quest props: Intermediate architectural blueprint Medicine King Valley

Mission Description: Please choose a location in a secluded valley

Li Jin looked at the mission rewards and was puzzled silently. The rewards this time are different from the previous ones!Why are there real prizes?An experienced sweeper... This reminded him of the sweeping monks in film and television dramas. Characters like this are often hidden masters.

In any case, let's take the task first!So Li Jin accepted the task and withdrew from the sea of ​​consciousness.As soon as he opened his eyes, he met Tan Jinlin's fiery eyes, and heard the other party whispering in his ear: "What is your purpose in bringing me to this secluded place? Hmm?"

Li Jin was startled, goosebumps all over his body from neck to tailbone.